I think the kids on nick arcade were actually retarded
So you'd be all pro on the telly m8?
>>4047482
yes.
>>4047485
sure m8
You know they can't see what the fuck's going on? They're in a green void with no frame of reference other than hysterical directions, anyone would look retarded
>>4047481
>I think... kids... [a]re actually retarded
FTFY and how has it taken you this long to realize this
>>4047481
Burdick and Donkeylips!!!
>>4047537
As long as possible. All 12 years. kek
>>4047481
That redhead ginger had a very beautiful mullet
>>4048669
So did my best friend in school. He might still have the mullet.
inb4 that guy with the obsession with that one female contestant shows up
DO A FUCKIN SPINDASH
Okay Mikey's going to the left
>>4047481
Not as bad as the kids getting lost on the aggrocrag
1000 MO POINTS
OH, BACK TO THE BEGINNIN
ITT: Faggots on an anonymous message board pretend they can handle decisions while watched by a televised audience as well as a physical in studio audience all while you're fucking 12 or whatever.
Couldn't do it now. You can't even act decently in public.
>>4048861
oh he can't go to the left
>>4048398
wasnt it budnick? i loved salute your shorts.
>>4047514
Even that aside they where pretty dumb during the QnA portions
wasn't even this show alone
Pretty hot for a retard
>>4048947
Ain't that the potato looking bitch from Game of Thrones?
>>4048669
I wonder whatever happened to this guy.
He was in Terminator 2 ffs. Though actually no one from that movie went on to become really famous or successful, which is weird.
>>4049052
>Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't famous or successful
>>4049063
There is a difference between "already was" and "went on to become".
>>4049052
bobby budnick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcY1YoH369A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41fb9ztJ9wo
>>4048669
Oh shit, this nigga played Montana Max on Tiny Toons
>>4048908
ANONA BTFO
>>4050054
He was also Stoop Kid in Hey Arnold.
The regular contestants were cherry picked from the audience based purely on how telegenic they were then paired up randomly and usually boy/girl rather than boys against girls assuming the girl teams would get btfo. Then these preteens were expected to high five, pat on the back, hug etc a stranger of the opposite sex when they weren't tolerating Phil Moore's incessant self absorbed prattling wasting the limited time they were supposed to be playing. How often does anyone make it to the goal? 5% maybe. Source: I lost on Nick Arcade in 1991 and all I got was a lousy pair of British Knights
>>4050237
I would've rather had that fucking Casio keyboard...
...or oooone hunnnnndred JEEEEEEEEFFRRRRRRYYYYYY DOLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRRSSSS
>>4048860
I'ma call you Raoul cus you look like a Raoul.
NOW MAKE IT RAIN RAOUL
What movie starts with the words on the screen: "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away?"
>>4050237
Still not as bad as my asthma attack while competing in an episode of G.U.T.S.
>>4050346
oh I saw this on Big Bang Theory!
Starship Troopers!
>>4050354
Ooh I'm sorry that is incorrect, red team do you have an answer?
>>4048870
>most of the course is a series of ramps
>kids tried to climb straight up the "rock"
>others managed to completely miss their own lights and reach past them to the ones on adjacent courses
>>4050357
Dr. RoboNick
>>4048941
>where dumb
Can't have pro players on the show or you'd loose a fortune in walkie talkies, moon shoes, and sick summer toys that shit all over the slip 'n slide.
>>4050013
He seems like a real down to earth cool guy. Good for him that he's still doing cons and stuff and enjoying his fans.
>>4050405
>slip 'n slide
It was the '90s; Crocodile Mile had established itself king of plastic backyard toys requiring a hosedown before use.
>>4047481
I remember seeing a video that showcased the most retarded moments on the show.
>>4050237
Footage?
>>4050445
The original video has been blocked/removed from youtube for copyright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDuyl23BN9A&list=PLF83B78D6DDF1973F&index=7
BigBangBlitz is such a great channel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4v6fyo_nick-arcade-chris-dana-joshua-vanesha_videogames
DANG IT JAMAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpYsJEiqdk
Fucking Millennials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Ki9TarBdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o78aexRENcw
>tfw cute nick arcade girl cucks you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtwY2_pgZpA
>>4050490
Jamal is a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>4050490
Nick arcade had a lot of qt lolis
>>4050502
Creep
>>4050490
Jesus fucking christ. A bunch of middle aged men dressed like clowns trying to live out their childhood fantasies.
>>4050504
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqfv3e_nick-arcade-erik-monica-ralph-tracy_shortfilms
Didnt you ever have a crush on a qt girl in school that never liked you?
>>4050514
>t. a faggot that can't handle opinions about his definition of happiness
>>4050520
>t. an overweight 40 year old man who masturbates to child contestants on a 30 year old television show
>>4050237
Kind of cool. Was it the preliminaries, or were you actually on the show? I read something similar about that show with the Olmec head. They want good looking well-rounded kids rather than just smartest/fastest etc.
>>4050013
Is donkeylips gonna be okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKm2x3-W9Cc
>>4050561
>Raiders fan
dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvJqEyXoaiY
>>4050596
What a stupid concept. Might as well have just blindfolded them and told them to do the goals, it wouldn't have been any harder.
>>4050603
all those games were made on Amiga similar to VR arcade games at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSCFlafbXBs
>>4050614
The hitboxes are fucked
>>4047481
When they're asked to get 20 rings on Sonic 2 in like 2 minutes and can't. Yeah they're fucking retards.
>>4047481
I feel like they purposefully chose kids who never played video games in their lives, just so they wouldn't have to give out prizes
>>4050013
>>4050561
>I always assumed that his speech impediment was part of his act...
Well that's unfortunate...
>>4050353
That had to suck, I'm sorry to hear.
>>4050969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqhwDhmJJ6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7T_PFirQNo
DO A FUCKING SPINDASH
to be fair nobody knew sonic could spindash yet since sonic 2 wasnt out yet.