Post terrible /vr/ related products

Too many to list, it'd be a -lot- quicker to list the not terrible ones.

In before someone posts any one Nintendo system.

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At least post a better picture OP

>Stretches 4:3 native to 16:9, and you can't do shit about it

>>4030795
>>4030802
What sucks about it?

>>4030802
Is this atleast real NG hardware or is it emulation?

>>4030806
emulation, worst part is that inside roms are just stored on a solderd SD card, and the composite output you can use with this is horrible.

>>4030804
>>4030806
Emulation by SNK. It's all in the handheld, the "Neo Geo" itself is just an empty shell with some connector pins attached to the base to read carts.

>>4030818
>Emulation by SNK.
Shame. Otherwise sounds cool.

>>4030806
its a modified version of FBA, i remember a people in a forum trying to put cps2 games

SNK is a shithole these days

>>4030849
>these days

They died when Playmore took over. It's only been SNK in name for many years now.

>>4030802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHoOK5HCHA

>>4030886
>too stupid to follow the instructions
The post. I've used these without even a single hitch. The meme comes from people who don't know what they're doing .

You can hack the NGX into a decent product

>>4030891
Isn't that thing harmful to cds?

>>4030886
it's a... cd cleaner?

>>4030916
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Anything by Tectoy. Brazil is hell.

>>4030901
It's a manual resurfacer. It works by buffing off a thin layer of the bottom, so that it becomes uniform again (all resurfacers work through gentle abrasion). Thing is, you're supposed to 1) use a polish with the thing so that it buffs evenly, and 2) not buff the disc more than the instructions say to. The meme comes from people who don't follow the instructions and end up either further scratching the disc or buffing the plastic down to the reflective layer.

>>4030795
>>4030802
What were they THINKING? Geez.I was so hyped for it too.

>>4030883
I knew someone was going to post Ashens.

His arguments for this are terrible.

>it's bloody emulated
Well no fucking shit, what was he expecting.

The Neo Geo Gold X handheld isn't terrible. It can be a fun diversion, and the buttons and stick are microswitched so it's much better than using something like a PSP.

You can find them for pretty cheap sometimes.

>>4031226
>buffing the plastic down to the reflective layer
isn't the reflective layer right underneath the label on a CD
and isn't it like halfway through on a DVD

That's an absurd amount of surface to be removing in either case, jeez.

phillips cdi. enough said

>>4030795

I heard with custom firmware it's kind of rad

>>4031226
>The meme comes from blah blah blah

The meme comes from you people being fucking clowns and falling for this shit

>>4030886
>being so bad at everything that you can't follow simple instructions
anon plz, stop being terrible and buffing those to non existence.

>>4031478
There were several handheld emulation devices released around the time that came out. Why not just save yourself time and money by getting one of the others to begin with?

>>4030804
Everything.

>>4030819
Also relevent thread > >>4031381

>>4031257
>>it's bloody emulated
>Well no fucking shit, what was he expecting.
It wouldn't be a problem if the emulator worked well, even Neorage works better.

>>4030802
Actually you hold I think R+L and select was it? To swap between the two. You're never forced to use 16:9, it's entirely optional.
Not a good option, no, but there's certainly "Shit you can do about it"

>>4030804

We have something like Neo Rage X that is old as fuck and still has better emulation than this thing.

>>4030886
A retro vidya shop near where I live has an industrial disc resurfacer and they use it to clean up all the games they bring in. They let people use it to resurface their discs too but I forget how much they charge for that service. Those little hand crank ones work just as good but I can definitely see why people would pay for the convenience of having it done by machine.

>>4032528
How do people NOT know the Pledge and Teeshirt method?
I've pulled discs out of utter disrepair with just pledge and a teeshirt.

>>4031257
>The Neo Geo Gold X handheld isn't terrible
You need to go back to neogaf. You dick heads all paid money for that piece of shit and are in complete denial.

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>>4030795
Why would you buy a handheld that just emulates Neo Geo?
Surely you could have emulated Neo Geo well on a phone by the time this came out.

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Let's get back on topic, OK?

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>>4030795

>>4030886
What's the issue with this ? I bought one like 3 years ago and I never had any issue with it, every game I tried to repair worked perfectly, in fact I think this is a pretty good product

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>>4030795

>>4030886
>Force generations to go through 10-13 years of mandatory schooling to keep them "off the streets"
>Entire population is now comprised by dumbfucks who can read, but hate to do it with a passion
>Release product that requires reading
>Enjoy comedy gold for years to come

Every fucking time.