ITT: Retro Characters that Remind You of Yourself

Kefka, because he is Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

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Fio is pretty much me because I have huge boobs, wear glasses and destroy giant weapons of mass destruction every day.
Also I have a rocket launcher.

>>4029816
*rocket lawn chair

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Cotton because in the 80s anime were drawn like A REAL WOMAN and not nondscript moeblobs.

>>4029839
I see you've found a new favorite meme

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I'm like Ryu Hyabusa because I think I'm badass but then a bird hits me in the face and I fall over and die

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>>4029804
He has diabetes? Is this canon? Sure I suppose I could empathize since we're both fat and he keeps fucking up but then again Eggman is a genius in several, if not all fields of engineering, plus several if not all fields of physics, math and even when he just dabbles a bit in Biology he manages to be brilliant at that as well. AND he can sport a full mustache, the bastard.

Nah, I'll have to go with this guy.

Kirby because I am a small pink sphere who can gain others' abilities by inhaling them.

>>4029974
>Kirby because I am a small pink sphere who can gain others' abilities by inhaling them.
You slut.

Vectorman
>Returns from his job and when he comes back home, everything is shit.
That's definetely me

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I am literally Giygas.

We're both non physical entities of pure evil bent on the destruction of the universe.

>>4029804
Please learn to build robot animals. Go work from Boston Dynamics and then steal their designs and build an army. Please.

>>4030754
yo how fucked would it be if we learned how to use a live animal as a viable power source for a machine

hide yo dogs

>>4030767
Didn't he already try that with his Mean Bean Machine?

>>4030745
>pure evil
He was just a child missing his mom.

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literally me

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My man Grog here.

The Majora's Mask postman
what happened to my life

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i want my golden bug

can you get it for me

i'm magical and helpless

>>4032007
What game?

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>>4032037

>>4032037
Not him but Wizards and Warriors on NES. Made by Rare, they're above average but nothing phenomenal.

>>4032042
>If they cast Jon Hamm as Conan

>>4029816
Are you a girl (female)?

>>4032042
is that fabio

>>4032361
the one and only

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I don't talk much and I don't know how to say no.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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why did janny deleted my post? I didnt even post anything lewd?

>>4029809
Can we stop this meme?

>>4029804
>tfw Dr. Robotnik was my hero and I wanted to grow up to be him

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Mario. I'm a short far plumber and far too cheery for a guy who never gets any.

Also I can jump like 15ft into the air it's amazing

>>4032395
bj angle

>>4032397
thas my dude right there
that's my boy

>>4035460

Are you for real, because I've always wondered if there were real world plumbers that had strong feelings about Mario.

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>If they cast Kenny G as Conan

FTFY

>>4035609
Reply to >>4032065
obviously

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Zell from FF8 because I am a hyper active martial arts loving dork of a person who has a very decent level of intellect but still manages to look like a dumbass on occasion

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Ash from VS because I have bug antennae hair and like to sag my ass out of the back of my trousers

Kirby because I like to suck and swallow.

>>4029804
leisure suit larry.
i refuse to accept im past my prime, im both charming and pathetic, i get into weird situations, i fancy myself a sleazy womanizer but really i just want true love.

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>>4036629
you slut

>>4036686
sucking cock is one of the best things in life though

>>4032395
I'm watching you.

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Arima Takuya from YU-NO.

>Father issues after father died suddenly
>Gigantic oedipus complex
>Short fuse
>Think things through extensively yet still make absolutely stupid and costly mistakes at crucial times
>Skipped school all the time despite secretly loving academia and history
>Constant lust
>"There's nothing wrong with incest"

>>4029804
Richter Belmont
I typically Job everything and I have a similar hairstyle

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I like to take advantages of people.

>>4036691
U better not be a guy