What would Super Mario look like if he was a real person?
ya mutha
Lou Albano
Keanu Reeves
>>3986856
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That orBob Hoskins.
>>3986856
this although Ron Jeremy makes a pretty hilarious mario too
>>3986856
This. He was a perfect Mario. Well, at least before his eternal 5 year old personality was developed.
>>3986856
Literally the only correct answer.
>>3987016
Not Hoskins?
Idris Elba
Can't make my mind between Hoskins and Lou.
I think the Cap'n wins in the end, but Hoskins is also a god-tier Mario. An AU Mario.
LUIGI, I'M HOME
>>3986725
What >>3987093 said, I thought Bob Hoskins was a pretty good representation.
>>3986856Oh, fuck you, Luigi