Hi i'm Billy Mitchell and i'm better than you.

>>3963261
Well...he is isn't he ?

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>>3963268
Yes, yes i am.

To be fair he really is better than me.

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>>3963271
I'm not just better than you, i'm better than everyone.

>>>/ecelebcontainmentgeneral/

>>3963261
At games that don't matter lmao.

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>>3963279
Pac-man is the greatest game in all history it represents gaming perfectly Pac-man is THE game that is gaming

>>3963282
>it represents gaming perfectly
It's Tetris.

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>>3963284
Look buddy you can't argue with me you know why?
Cause i'm Billy, Billy Mitchell

>>3963285
Mr Mitchell, how do I get good at videogames like you?

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>>3963295
Be me.

>>3963261
>long hair
lol what a gay

Didn't this guy get BTFO by some asian surgeon that picked up Donkey Kong

>>3963296
How do I become you?

Better than me at old Japanese arcade games that only require rote memorisation? I'm fine with that. He looks like he has autism anyway.

>>3963365
>rote memorisation
That's a scrubby excuse. If it's so easy why don't you do it?

>>3963378
Why don't you go count floor tiles? It is about time prioritisation.

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>>3963379
>Comparing playing video games with counting floor tiles
What?

>>3963387
Same thing. A task that simply takes time and gives back nothing else. Play a game that isn't about memorization.

>>3963401
But DK or Pac-Man aren't about memorization, it's about learning patterns.
You could say the same about virtually everything in life.
>Do you like piloting F1 machines! lol what an autist! Enjoy memorizing when to turn!

>>3963405
Both will always be the same if you do the same thing, they don't have the memory capabilities to be anything more than a novelty.

>>3963405
the perfect game of pacman was calculated years ago and pac-man is LITERALLY just memorization at this point

>>3963296
What are those little bottles?

he played the first perfect pac man game freestyle, BTFOing everyone who tried to do it with patterns

he also has records in games that can't be played with set patterns

remain upset, homosexuals

>>3963459
he sells hot sauce with his face on it
it tastes like ass

>murrikan flag tie

Is that the more formal version of the flame shirt?

>>3963261
That's not much of an achievement.

>>3963463
Thats fine, no one's arguing that Billy Mitchell isn't good at classic arcade games.

But he's an arrogant prick.

Nah, I'm sure he's pretty cool but he's a bit gimmicky. Give me a top quake player any day. For one it's a game most people actually like playing for extended periods so it's not just a marathon. Secondly, a lot of ancient games seem to depend on just how many times you try them.

>>3963401

>a task that simply takes time and gives back nothing else
>he posted in reply to an image of dude receiving an award on stage surrounded by a gaggle of Asian sluts while power-posing in a suit

Yeah, except counting floor tiles doesn't make you famous and afford you an entire career based on leveraging how famous you are for being the best at counting floor tiles. Never heard of anybody getting up on stage with 10 ornamental hoes at the floor tiles counting award ceremony either.

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>>3963535
>he mad

>>3963687

Hahaha he has sincerely held political beliefs and he probably even takes action at the polls to make them a reality

What a faggot amirite

Who cares about his politics let's talk about Pac-Man and Donkey Kong

>>3963738

Your inability to tolerate the dissenting opinions of others will not be missed. Bon voyage!

>>3963458
> 4-5hrs of flawless execution in addition to memorization.
> LITERALLY just memorization.

Learn the definition of literal you dumb fucks.

>>3963535

I hope you realize this entire documentary was manipulative and partially fake.

many people have achieved a perfect score of pacman at this point, he's nothing special 2bh, more like a one trick pony

>>3963276
he was an eceleb a decade before the internet went mainstream. He's THAT great!

>>3963261
Uh, I don't think that's actually Billy

>>3963337
Nah. He doesn't care about that guy.

>>3963474
Hot ass?

nigga got his ass whopped in a game that actually takes skill (DK Arcade)

>>3963261
Call me when he can superplay a game that isn't literally 35 years old, kek.

>>3963261

That's all well and good, Billy.

But what's with the hot sauce?

Billy did nothing wrong. You're all just jealous of me.

>>3963463
>he played the first perfect pac man game freestyle
Is this supposed to be a good thing, it just means he is dumb as hell and can't play methodically for shit.

>>3964309
That's him without his makeup.

>>3964796
It wasn't very old when he got the record.

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Is this a Larping thread?

You can only be a cool guy if you have long hair

>>3963387
How many of those nips do you think he impregnated with his freedom seed?

>Now say wakka wakka

>>3963261
Being better than me is not a high bar. Most people are better than me.

>>3963296
>player of the century

i am happy billy mitchell is at least old school enough to have his otherwordly cringy desk sign say player instead of gamer

>>3963261
Didnt he cheat and lie to get his minutes?

My wife and I met him and Walter day I can post proof. He's pretty cool and his hot sauce is awesome

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GUYS THERE IS A POTENTIAL DONKEY KONG KILL SCREEN COMING UP IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED

>>3967076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfGphfksi3I

>>3967065
Proof please

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Billy is no Mr.Awesome a true AMERICAN. Not some long haired hippy commie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABSfjRrTaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpa65K3zniA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3gW_91bjkg

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Hey Billy

Post a picture of the hottest chick you had sex with

It's one thing to get paid, it's another to get laid.

It's why people in the end still respect sports stars and not e-sports guys.

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>>3967117
>people respect sports stars
In what kind of shithole does that happen? Sport stars are just monkeys that entertain people by getting tired running and doing other physical efforts, nothing else.

>>3967129
The average football player gets more 10/10 tail then Billy no doubt got with a credit card

Billy gets the 8 year old girls from Chuck E Cheese anyhow.

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>>3967103
But is he a REAL AMERICAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTaZjUucl7o

>>3967134
Bitches go where money is, that has nothing to do with respect.
For the record, I'm not defending Billy/e-sports either.

>>3967137
Bitches also know that while sportstars made bank, Billy gets paid in rolls of tokens.

You can't buy her a Louie Vetton bag with your hook ups from the local arcade.

Guys leave Billy alone, he has enough problems in his life. He married someone that might as well be his mom and got rejected by tons of Japanese women during his stay in Japan.

When arcade high score that not even the most hardcore of gamers care about, you are doomed.

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FUCK RICK AND MORTY... I MEAN REGULAR SHOW