/ecg/ - eceleb general

first

>>3950535
No.

>>3950535
That you mike?

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>>3950535
Johnny Millennial's waifu is a trap

>>3950564
small anime tiddies

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hidden gems!

>>3950564
shitty wig

>>3950573
i hate you, pic related man

>>3950590
Give some context.
Is projared a guy thatcollabs with jontron alot or something.

I dont subscribe to nu-males.
only sexy men like james/nathan barnatt/happy console gamer

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>>3950602
all you need to know

Is that the same person in the OP pic? FtoM?

>>3950613
Yes, Happy Console Gamer moonlights as a tranny at anime conventions

>>3950617
No I mean the other way around, looks like a girl who took hormones and grew a beard.

>>3950590
ProJared is shit tho.

>>3950625
kek, does look possible

>>3950602
Projared apparently hates JonTron. Man, Jon is really in the dumps these days isn't he? >Publishers backing away from him for posting political nonsense on social media.
>Hasn't released a video in 4-5 months
>Fans hate his new FAKE set
and now Projared hates him

>>3950537
>REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE

>>3950627
I totally agree. Projared is one of the worst people on YouTube.
First of all he has the ugliest face I've ever seen. So it makes looking at any of his videos difficult. And he's the biggest Nintendo shill to ever live.

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>>3950552
fuck you kike matei I know it's you

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Who /CaptainS/ here?

>>3950573
Awful. I think Reggie's a nice guy, despite buying all those repros.

Hey, what do you guys look for in a youtuber/eceleb? Doing some research.

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>>3951080
a big black cock

>>3951080
Someone who doesn't look like a college kid or an unfit mouth breather in his 40s. So it's few and far between. HCG is cool with me, I like his stories and he has a pleasant personality. Chrontendo, BitHead1000 and CGQ are good, too. Other than that I mostly just have Northernlion on while I game.

>>3951031
>captain S was the only memorable thing from them
>season 2 & webcomic gets cancelled and try to push their other content
>immediately faded into obscurity because nobody cared about their other content

why are content creators/e-celebs so insecure about being known for only one thing that they would go out to sabotage the very thing they're famous for?

>>3951080
i only really watch let's players to see if a game is worth playing for the most part so i'm ultimately not that pickey

as long as they aren't a cartoon character or egoraptor i'm fine

>>3951108
>>3951120
I appreciate the responses, guys. Very helpful.

>>3951214
You starting a channel or something?

>>3951230
I'd like to. My girlfriend has been trying to convince me to start one for a few years now. She's a YouTube junkie and thinks I'd do really well, but I'm a pretty private guy so I always ignored the notion.

But I've been watching a lot of gaming channels recently and I think I'm ready to get into it. I like the idea of getting out there and throwing in my two cents and entertaining people with my nonsense while we play games. I used to have some friends I did that with, but you know, life happens. So not having anyone to bounce things off of while I play is kind of my motivation to start a channel.

I'm in my early 30's and I don't look like a foot, so I think now might be the time to do it, if ever.

>>3951258
Cool man, have fun.

>>3951279
Thanks dude. That's the plan.

>being 20 years older than your gf
why is this allowed

>>3950639

I think he's pretty good, as YouTube douches go. According to the few videos of his that I've seen, he criticizes things well enough and doesn't go in for horrible skits (or other sorts of heavy-handed "comedy"). He gets the job done efficiently instead of resorting to filler, which is pathetically rare. I don't like him enough to seek him out and I agree that his face is off-putting, but it seems like he's wayyyy above average for these chumps. Not that that's saying a lot.

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>>3951289
>tfw still picking up 18-year-olds at 30

The dream is real.

>>3951080

Not wasting my time. If you incorrectly believe that you have to interleave purely comedic segments into a basically informative or critical video, keep them brisk. Don't let that garbage drag out the way say Spoony used to do. (This doesn't apply if you're genuinely excellent as a humorist, but you probably aren't.)

Not being endlessly cynical and sarcastic. That's the cheap and easy way to do things. AVGN is "angry" but he's passionate and well-intentioned at heart, which is fine. Somebody like Derek Alexander is even better in this regard. We're in this because we like the games (or whatever). Not everything needs to be pissed on for coolness points; that can work but it's very overdone, because it's so easy and because it protects the creator's delicate emotions that they're pretending they are superior to. This is one reason why I don't watch Game Grumps: Outside things like Sequelitis where he's actually making an effort, Arin always comes across as hating the world. It's boring and depressing.

Not having a terrible voice. If you're aiming to be a professional (or hobbyist) talker, then you need to not sound like crap. Watch out for whiny nerdvoice and NPR-style vocal fry. Also, use real grammar and don't lean super-heavily on some dumb crutch like "in terms of".

Actual talent.

Boobs (sans obesity).

>>3951108

Ah yeah way too many of these dudes look like doughy schlubs. Frickin just don't be fat, boobs or no boobs. Never be fat. Also wash your hair and consider wearing something slightly nicer-looking than your usual shapeless t-shirt.

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It's mindboggling how many of those "Beat every NES game" people there are and even more mindboggling how many have finished/are close to finishing

>>3951319
Tubular.

>>3951319
How??

Give me some tips bro.

>>3951258
>She's a YouTube junkie
How often does she cuck you per day?

>>3951080
I want people who don't seem like sociopaths, make fun jokes, and have good times. If they are smart and eloquent that's a plus

>>3951337
>Frickin
Anon, this is an 18+ board

>>3951112
I think it's because there's a big risk that if you stick with a single thing too long it'll become synonymous with that person's image and it'll be impossible for them to do anything else.

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>>3951080
>>3951214
more srs answer

Little to no face is kind of big for me. I hate finding a retrogame channel and finding out it's another fucking Me Show instead of actually being about the subject matter. Projareds and jontrons and every lp cunt with facefam can all fuck off. I wanted to look at cool things and hear about them, not watch your cunt mug do a shitty comedy routine

Recently been looking through Nostalgia Nerd's and Jimmy Hapa's stuff. They seem pretty cool

jontron and avgn get a pass for bein cute tho

>>3951484
Yeah this. Most of the guys I watch I have no idea what they even look like because they're not in it for the fame or attention, they just want to talk about or show a game and do a voice only narration. Those are the best videos to watch.

>>3951501
my lad

>>3951484
oh and no fucking puppets either

>>3951441

Yeah, and? Saying the special naughty words just because they're special and naughty is what kids do.

>>3951517
thank you for bringing class to this naughty board

Chrontendo seems cool but I can't imagine getting into it without a huge time investment. If you want to like Chrontendo you need to like it and not much else because it'll eat up your time

>>3951258

More thoughts: If you are gonna do more of a Let's Play thing than a criticism thing, then what I'd look for is the elusive (possibly even nonexistent) combination of entertainment skill and gameplaying skill that I assume characterizes the ideal Let's Player. Usually those people are entertaining talkers but boring players. But ideally the person could keep up good commentary while also noticing things in the game and reacting to them in a way that will satisfy the viewer rather than frustrating them.

I don't know how feasible this is in reality but it's what I look for and want. Maybe the most reasonable way to achieve it is to have two people involved, one to do most of the talking and one to play.

I like seeing people try a game for the first time. That's my favorite thing. Not a single person does this in its purest form, as far as I know. They'll start a "blind" playthrough and then by episode 10 they'll be talking regularly about what commenters have been telling them to do. You have to refrain from reading comments at all (until after the series is over) to play blind.

But it's frustrating or tedious to see somebody banging their head against an obstacle and not figuring it out for a long time, so the player needs to be skilled.

I also like watching people play when they're already very good at playing, like in competitive games and speedruns and such. Speedruns with commentary are really interesting.

You probably aren't aiming for any of this, but anyway my point is that there needs to be SOMEthing special going on: a person honestly reacting to a game for the first time, or a person being especially skilled, or a person giving interesting information (as with Chrontendo, which is a great series even though its narrator is not extraordinarily skilled at gameplay or criticism or humor), or a person being charming and entertaining without direct reliance on the game (as with Northernlion).

>>3951432
Work out, eat right and have a good sleep schedule. That's it. I work at a college, too. For god's sake don't start an actual relationship with one though, cuts into gaming time.

>>3951575

And if you haven't got anything like that then you need a gimmick. Consider having your girlfriend sit on your lap and fucking her as you play.

>>3951523

Yes I pride myself on being a gentleman at all times.

>>3951329
What's up with the NPR vocal fry? Shit is annoying as hell. Heard them do a story on it a few months ago where some chick was saying it's sexist since men do it just as often but don't get called out on it. Think that was on Here and Now, which is the worst show on the network. Car Talk is still unmatched and is the best program on radio. RIP Tom.

>>3951451
there's nothing wrong with wanting to branch out but i feel you shouldn't do a scorched earth approach to it. people like hiimdaisy & doug walker are examples of that.

>>3951542
It's great for falling asleep. I throw on an episode and I'm out like a light 4-5 games in.

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>>3951080
>Hey, what do you guys look for in a youtuber/eceleb? Doing some research.
self aware of how nerdy/wierd it is to make videogame videos for a bunch of people on the internet.
charismatic, geuinely seems to enjoy making videos
nice voice to listen too
doesn't follow trends, makes videos about what they know not what is popular
See Spoony circa 2007.

>>3951616

How I wish he'd snap the fuck out of it. Genuinely entertaining, 'till his madness.

>>3951542
He is decent but if you want to chronicle consoles that have large japanese libraries you should have actual japanese skills to play those games. And he should have not started chonology for sega and pcengine because he might never finish any of them at the current pace.

>>3951646
He's gonna jewwario probably

>>3951583
>I work at a college, too.

So that's the secret. Yeah I guess it's 10x easier when you're surrounded by energetic puss all day. If I started just roaming campuses someone would probably call the cops.

>>3951731
college girls are ironically mostly dumb.
I can't imagine trying to impress one enough to fuck.

Where can I meet girls, /ecg/? The store I work at has two that are around my age but I don't like them, and the other employees are almost all in their 50s or higher so forget that. Sometimes there'll be one that comes in to shop that is cute but it's impossible to form any kind of connection at the register.

>>3951731
Pretty much, yeah.
>>3951793
Tinder. I don't use it but my brother does and drowns in puss. He's not much of a looker either. Shitty times we live in, I know.

>>3951793
Have a job and use social media. Girls dont even look at you irl anymore.

no offence duderinos but can you guys move girl talk to a different board

>>3951731
i lived around a college and met girls at the fucking popeyes across the road. once i got my first lay I was bringing girls back to my room every night my roommate wasn't around. it was out of control

it's not like I was treating them like shit either, I was forward about not getting romantically involved. I had to move away from there when I got a new job, so the good times ended

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>>3951846
this desu, I don't mind a couple off-topic posts but this is derailing a good thread
Go to /r9k/

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>>3951856
>a good thread

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>>3951865
S-shut up I like talking about irrevelant e-celebs.

>>3951848
The chicken place? How does that work? You just go up to random girls when they're in the middle of dinner and ask if they want to come home with you?

>>3951903
yeah bro totally works every time drowning in pussy right now as I shitpost in an e-celeb thread.

>>3951856
why the *ahem* FUCK does she take forever to put videos out now

>>3951304
fuck off jared

The only "celeb" if you can even call him that who I watch is Aris and he was famous before he started streaming because he was big at EVO.

I notice if I made a /ecg/ with james rolfe in the OP pic, their will be 400 replies about cinemassacre only

But If I use anyone else, its discussion about all other ecelebs

What did /vr/ mean by this?

>>3952028
means the mike shitposters arent on yeet

>>3950602
doesnt jared work for normal boots or w/e which jon was a founder of

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>>3952017
>why the *ahem* FUCK does she take forever to put videos out now
>makes a patreon
>suddenly uploads take longer to come out
hmmmmm

>>3952065
Like pottery.

>>3951319
>tfw look under 18 but am turning 31

send help

>>3951304
He got annoying when he hired a stupid editor. I dropped him hard.

>same shitty thumbnail every video with his face going >:( or :D

>>3952083
That's actually a really good thing. It makes it easier to lie at job interviews and hand-wave why you've been a NEET for over 10 years. I wish I had your luck. I've completely run out of credible excuses for why I haven't had a job since graduation a decade ago.

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>>3952065
goddammit

>>3952091
They are gonna check you're real age through the forms anyway

>>3952101
As long as they don't find out the graduation date you're still good.

>>3952065
Cheap and/or improper fitting shoes.

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>>3952091
>you've been a NEET for over 10 years

how did you know
i think thats actually the secret to my looking so young

>>3951424
Considering all of them are cheaters, using emulators and save states and shit I think that's moot.

>>3952102
Yeah Ive just been in highschool for over 10 years

>>3952109
Emulators are not cheating. You can use them just fine without ever touching save states.

>>3951424
almost every one drops out when they reach 200-400 games. Only few can go beyond that. Sadly no one of them can play japanese games.

Is there any market for a pure gameplay channel? Like those dudes who do no commentary walkthroughs. Do they even make money? Like World of Longplays.

That's the kind of channel I'd want to make. I don't wanna be rich, but I'd like to make a few dollars of a hobby.

>>3952128
Who woulda thought Japanese AVGs and Shogi games were the ultimate casual filter.

>>3952132
lol, no. No commenter interactivity means you have no chance of setting up a successful Patreon either.

>>3952121
Everybody uses Savestates for practice though, including NESMania/Mexicanrunner. Besides emulators are simply

>>3952137
That's what I figured. I'll still probably make one.

>>3952065
why are her hands so fat in her videos?

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>>3952080
Yep. I'm indifferent about her videos desu, but I have a theory that all her patreons are orbiters so it makes it funny.
>>3952095
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>>3952103
Hadn't noticed this.
>>3952151
Are they? She looks to be your average skinny grill to me. hadn't really paid attention.

>>3952164
Her fingers seem really long, but off that, I wouldn't say fat.

Did she do some DYKG video awhile back? I just remember her having an annoying voice.

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>>3952164
She does look skinny. Maybe it's the weird camera angle she uses or those are somebody elses hands lmao.

Why's everyone fawning over a tranny? Can we just get back to shitting on Mike?

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hey guys ryan here

>>3950573
>I share a state with this fucking guy
God, everything from his voice, his fucking goof ass appearance (Because he is a goddamn goof), his bullshit ass expert attitude while he doesn't know shit about what he's talking about (Look at his pinball video. He can't even remember the table he just played let alone the "best of all time") and how he sucks off the local reseller scum to get guaranteed screaming deals on games makes me hate his guts. I already hate resellers so goddamn much but I hate people that suck them off and defend their shit even more.

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>>3952171
>>3952173
her hands seem more or less proportional to me.
>ywn cum inside Tamashi whilst she nothing but a pikachu jumper.
Feels kinda bad desu

>>3952180
*wearing

>>3952175
t. mike

>>3952180
t. never watched any of her vids

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>>3952186
>t. never watched any of her vids
I watched more of her old ones then her new ones. Her new stuff seems a bit souless in comparision.

>>3952191
I never noticed a difference but then again I don't give a shit about pokemon. Also where the fuck are you getting all these pics from?

>>3952180
>tfw

>>3952186
Why would Mike want to shit on himself? I just had a shitty day and enjoy hating on others to make myself feel better, what's so wrong with that?

btw fuck Mike and bring back Bootsy.

>>3952202
Bootys fault for being a whiny cuckboi on twitter
>ZONARLD PRUMPF

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>>3952201
it's a bad feel.
I need to find a QT nerd grill asap.
>>3952201
>where are you getting all these pics from.
I collated them over time from other threads. I assume they where posted on various videogame sites, social media, instagram etc..

>>3951856
>>3952065
>>3952164
>>3952173
>>3952180
>>3952191

Oh, hey. I've watched a few of this chick's videos before.

There's something really "off" about her I can't quite put my finger on.

>>3952202
Because mike loves attention

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>>3952215
>There's something really "off" about her I can't quite put my finger on.
Yes, definitely, it's more noticeable in some videos then others. I can't figure out what it is, she clearly doesn't have the tism, maybe it's anxiety? What do you reckon?
>>3952202
Mike loves all attention he can get. Being the nerd's number 1 cuckboy is literally the center of his life. Pretty sad desu.

>>3952209
THICC

>>3952215
I got that feeling too 2bh

>>3952215
Her face looks weird. I don't know what, I just know it's her face.

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>>3952238
This is the thickest pic I've seen of her.
She looks skinny everywhere else I think it's mostly the angle.

>mikes shitting up this thread with an ugly bitch

why mike, why do you do this to us.

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>>3952423
>tamashi
>ugly
>implying you wouldn't eat her butthole

>>3952427
without makeup shes a solid 1.5

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>>3952430
she does look pretty bad without it.
then so do most women.
Still would be on that hole though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdvwmZHiY_Q

Wow, her boyfriend is pretty ugly.

>>3952448
both of their noses are curved and fucked up

>>3951484
>>3951501
I really hope one of you guys is subscribed to me.

>>3952430
3*

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>>3952459
>>3952448
He looks like the spatstic gay friend of a middleschool grill.
>tfw this fucking guy is the one that gets to go balls deep
This World man.
>>3952468
More like a 6 imo. Most people are ugly as sin.

>>3952471
thats how all "nice guys" look.

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>>3950573
You know I Sierra?

>>3952483
He looks and talks like a huge beta.

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>>3950590

Any have the miney craft video that mike put up?

>>3951615
this fell asleep to chrontendo last night actually

>>3952495
exactly

>>3952507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLoqsann1tc

>>3952520
How can anyone hate Mike? This is comedy gold!
>MINEY CRAFTA

>>3952520
Thanks I gets me every time

>>3952506
kek what a fucking faggot

>>3951598
what the shit is npr vocal fry

>>3951719
He might take April down with him.

>>3950573
METAL JESUS HERE WITH A GUEST TO DO ALL THE WORK FOR ME WITH SOME HIDDEN GEMS AND MUST HAVES FOR YOUR DANK RETRO KALEKSHUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbk_QS2G5UI

>>3950535
mike cant even get laid with a huge dick pathetic
also how hot is happy console gamers gf?

>>3950602
he's a fag in an open marriage

>>3952579
lol jared?

that explains everything

>>3952520
so nice guys are massive betas?
This makes no sense.

>>3952596
yes? how do you not know this?

>>3952604
I thought 'nice guys' where chads or something?

>>3952605
seriously? chads are the tough alpha males. nice guys are the scrawny beta fags who let women walk all over them. like projared aka alien head shit kid.

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>>3952448
what the fuck is wrong with her nose

>>3952609
>nice guys are the scrawny beta fags who let women walk all over them.
how did this guy get a gf then? I thought women hated betas?>>3952448

>>3952610
STOP THE BULLYING

>>3952616
Some women like nice guys. Not much but some do.

t. former beta fag

>>3952610
i knew it was her damn face

>>3952620
>former beta fag
What are you now?
Also tell me about the past anon.

>>3952631
>What are you now?
depressed retard.
Anyways, keep on topic!

>>3952620
>>3952616
Women like to be able to control men. Beta's are controllable.

If you're a beta male, you should be actively doing things to get out of beta-dom. Go lift weights, change your diet, try not being a neet and just going for a walk outside. These are easy steps to make you not a fucking doormat.

>>3952548
http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=425608745

>>3952680
They all eventually cheat on their beta hubbys with a tall muscular nigger though. It's just inevitable, nothing can beat the nigger dick.

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>>3952610
she can't be trusted.

>>3952678
sounds like a bunch of retarded liberal whining. I can't believe anyone would spend half an hour of their life to listen to a vagina bleed

>>3952730
dude hers like bends off at a 45 degree angle sideways. I already knew not to trust a jew though

>>3952663
>Go lift weights, change your diet, try not being a neet and just going for a walk outside
I do all this.
Well I haven't lifted in a couple months at this point, I need to cut and exit fat mode.

>>3952489
Good taste anon, great band.

why have LGR's last 2 videos been depressing vlogs with him just rambling about his hording

>>3952749
because he's a turbo autist.
How many years has he been doing this and how many of those has he been single?
yeah

>>3952749
He's probably finally realized what a retard he is for buying a bunch of obsolete garbage he'll never use or need

>>3952752

Especially considering if there's a female that runs a gaming channel on Youtube, he's given them a shout out at least once and been 'good friends' with them for some time. When's our dude finally gonna get his?

>>3952730

The Patreon of nothing but orbiters didn't give it away?

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>>3952520
>I hate nerds more than I hate mad agents

>>3952808
I will never understand why betas orbit women who have men

Please recommend me something comfy to watch.

I need something relatively slow-paced with people just shooting the shit about games, that I can have on in the background and halfway pay attention to while I finish up some papers for grad school.

Preferably not side-splittingly hilarious. I'm sick at the moment and laughing too much sends me into coughing fits.

My interests are primarily 16-bit era consoles and PC gaming all the way from 1990-2000. For the PC, especially RPGs and point-and-click adventure games.

>>3952861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33oMM0M35PM

>>3952861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfolw_wdBJE

>>3952732
Yeah. I like Terry Gross and her show but sometimes the guests and topics are trash.

>>3952663
How does doing any of that stuff have an impact on your personality? If you've been spineless your entire life "eating right" and "going for walks" isn't going to change 30 years of ingrained behavior. Once a beta always a beta, pretty much.

>>3952909
Instead of that crap you should get on roids. THAT will change your personality.

>>3952919
Exactly. Nothing is more alpha than slamming your fist through a brick wall in rage.

>>3950573
I can guarantee you he has fucked both Kinsey and Kelsey.

>>3950590
Jarred is worse than Arin Hanson so I couldn't care what he says.

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>>3952506
>wants a higher percentage of females
Okay, you're the boss.

>>3952960
I'm a girl (girl) and going to unsub. Now the ratio remains the same.

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>>3952932
In real life?

>>3952798
He's with Pushinuproses, they were joined at the hip at Portland Retro Gaming Expo.

>>3950573
>Next up on my Genesis hidden gems list is Sonic 2. In this game you play as Sonic and it's just like the first one but with more stuff to do and he even has a new friend in it.

>>3953031
>not sure if joe cornhole joke or not

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>>3950573
>looking for saturn games because I just got one
>click on metal jesus video
>seems like a pretty nice guy who just likes video games and music
>watch 1 or 2 more of his videos
>come to /vr/
>opinion decimated and feel like I can never look at him the same way
I love you guys but you make me hate a lot of things

>>3953146
Grow up and hold your own opinions

>>3953146
Well stop liking stupid things and it won't be a problem.

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>>3953146
The circuits and coffee chick in that video is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen who doesn't suffer from any deforminties. She also seems like a smug bitch as well.

>>3953160
>acne scarring
>horrid/inconsistent make up
>huge nose

She should grow her hair to her shoulders or something.

>>3953153
Its not like I changed my opinion because of /vr/. I changed my opinion based on information revealed to me by /vr/ that I was ignorant to previously. Same for a lot of things.

>>3953180
Nah, clearly you're easily influenced.

>>3953162
fuck you for even SUGGESTING that

>>3953185
whatever you say buckaroo

>>3953198
Calm down Woolie, it might distract from her yuge nose is all.

>>3953207
nah she looks like a dude no matter what lmaoooo

>tfw metal jesus will never be swatted

why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe3wC_-zGGs

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>go to random old-tech and/or videogame video on YouTube
>check comments
>I wonder if I'll fi-

OH BOY THERE HE IS AGAIN

>>3953221
>sloops only get like 12k views vs 125k on larrys channel

>>3953221
>check the view count
>only 452 views
oh larry

>>3952467
well say tell us your channel name or something and we'll know

>>3953225
And all the comments are complaining it's not Larry.

Aside from his misinformation, what's most annoying about him.

I say that obnoxious fake smug chuckle he does all the time

>>3953017
you sure most of us came to the conclusion they broke up

>>3953247
He posted a comment on one of her videos from a couple weeks ago, unless it was super-recent.

>>3953261
oh nope they might still be a thing. So cute haha two spergs finding love

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>>3951289
>>3951319
Friendly reminder that Patrick Stewart is 76 and his wife is 38. He's five years older than her dad.

>>3953367

Living the goddamn dream.

>>3953367
>be famous
>be rich
>be knighted
>be a Shakespearean actor
>carried the olympic torch
>etc

Yeah wow, a Youtube personality totally adds up to fucking Patrick Stewart.

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>>3953015
You just know...
Metal Jesus is a tall, white male with hair, anon. The sky's the limit.

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>>3953208
She looks like Butthead. At least she's skinny; I'd rather do her than that other MJ guest, the fat blonde.

>>3953482
nah shes cute and thicc

>>3953478
His gut is bigger than her upper torso

>>3953478
I want her feet and thighs

>>3952932
maybe Kinsey, but Kelsey? doubt it, have you seen Kelsey's boyfriend? MJR is a huge downgrade even as a casual fuck

>>3953146
>who just likes video games

No he likes buying video games and telling people that he bought them.

>>3953160
>Temptest 2000 in a video about Saturn shoot em ups

I guess it counts as one but it seems like a really odd choice considering the vast amounts of shmups on the Saturn to pick from.

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>>3953515
Hey, she's a gamer on a budget!

>>3953381

If fame alters your perception of what is socially acceptable that much, I'd say you're a candidate for the oven, m8.

>>3953367

Patrick Stewart: Still One Badass Motherfucker

>>3953586
Unless things went horrible downhill for Saturn prices you can get Layer Section and Darius Gaiden together for less than $50.

>>3953367
Theyhave the same nose and similar facial structure and features, I thought it was his daughter before reading your post.


>>3953478
I would destroy that midget's colon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW4x8C5vxjc

>tfw you found your youtube waifu but she hasn't uploaded anything in years

>>3953627
low energy, very low energy

>>3953478
>has 37k subscribers
>uploaded 6 videos

Makes sense to me senpai

>>3953478
someone tell me that's not a piss stain on his shorts

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>>3953696
Forgot image

>>3951080
I either like insightful commentary on something like with LGR, or someone who can make me actually laugh. I sometimes put on Let's Plays as background noise, but for the most part I don't watch them with the exception of a couple channels. My general rule for comedic youtubers is that if they can make me laugh and I don't just sit straightfaced through a couple of their videos, I subscribe, which is becoming rarer these days.

>>3953367
Oh shit, I thought he was gay.

>>3953720
I really wish youtube thumbnails didn't piss me off so much.

>>3953221
Hello you!

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>>3953720

>>3953696
girl + MJR effect, makes sense to me

>>3953875
Yeah, good thing guys don't show their goofy faces on their youtube thumbnails.......

>>3953883
Those are manginas

>>3953240
Nah I don't want to be that guy.
Just said that because your description matched the kind of stuff I do.

>>3953915
Well good on you but I'm curious now. I am straight up asking

like be coy if you wanna but can you give me hints or something

I swear to fuck if you're the fucking puppet guy

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Just checking in.

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>>3951329
>whiny nerdvoice

This shit. This shit right here. It is one of the biggest reasons I cannot watch most LP's or game reviewers.

I'm plugging Un; he is worth a damn

https://www.youtube.com/user/UnPlayedAThing

>>3950564
..he's not gay?

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Anyone on /VR/ fuck with Hard4Games?

>>3954040
These guys are criminally underrated.
>richie's hairline
JUST

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>>3953478

God Kelsey is so hot. The pretty face. That cute little bod.

>you will never get fucked up on 91% isopropyl alcohol with Kelsey and play a shit encrusted copy of Kirbey's Adventure on the NES

Why even live?

>>3954043
>Richie's hairline
Damn I never payed attention, the poor guy. Can't unsee

>>3954040
I've only seen the purple shirted guy on MJR shilling the HD64 hard. He seems knowledgable but just gay enough I can't really watch him. I don't even think he's gay, all younger internet people sound gay to me. They all talk nasally and have a minor lisp. I don't think they are gay though, I think they just listen to too much online media from Seattle and San Fran and its fucked with their minds.

The people from Seattle and San Fran ARE insufferable faggots though. Only thing worse are those San Fran asians that can't speak english correctly. they speak the language 99% fluently, then can't pronounce 'th' noises to save their lives. And that noise shows up like 2 or 3 times PER SENTENCE.

But nah, I've never watched any of their shit.

>>3954057
No ur not wrong Tony and a few other people on the channel even talk just like you described (pretty sure one of them really is gay but none of them in pic related). They are always making homosex jokes anyways so it just kind of goes with it

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>>3953720
What was she trying to do with this one?

>>3951080
Epic references and jokes about video game logic not working in real life.

>>3954040
where did the weeaboo emo go who actually spoke Japanese he was kind of funny. the one who thinks hes the leader is kind of a douche though

I miss when SBF did old school games

http://superbestfriendsplay.com/video/matt-woolies-old-school-playthroughs-donkey-kong-country-world-1/

>>3953482
This, I'd rather have skinny or fit and ugly than fat and cute.

Who would win in a fight?
Kyle or Bootsy?

>>3954218
Kyle

>>3954225
I feel like Bootsy would fuck him up, mainly due to his structure.

>>3954218
Out of all the cinemassacre guys, I'd want Bootsy on my side in a fight because 1. based on his vidya skill alone, he doesn't seem like he ever gives up and 2. all of the other guys seem like the kind of dudes that would run away

I love James, but I wouldn't want him on my side in a fight

>>3954048
That copy of Kirby fell in cow manure. What was Tony doing on a cow farm? Good thing we have good girl Kelsey to clean up Tony's mess.

>>3953515
>vast amounts of shmups on the Saturn to pick from.
which probably cost 200 dollars each.

>>3954040
Yeah since like 2010

>>3953591
I'm not the one who wants to fuck little girls, but whatever.

>>3954214
Gay as fuck

>>3954152
>the one who thinks hes the leader

It's cause they record in his house. Or did. He's having/had a kid, so he lost his "game room".

>>3954040
is the guy on the far right gay or what
i seriously dont know

i watched their old shit, but have mostly lost interest. also, too many fucking beta quest videos

>>3954406
Always thought he was gay but I still don't fucking know

>>3954201
>pat scared liam into being a fat greasey twitch streaming who cant break 300 views
>the channel is still tanking

>>3954412
Can't wait until it dies. They're all such unfunny fucking retards.

>>3954040
ehhh, they seems like such cool guys, but nothing they talk about is interesting at all

if they did a playthrough of any strat RPG I'd cum

>>3954427
I liked them before Liam and Woolie came on full time. It's been downhill from there.

And I don't even listen to the podcast.

>>3953283

They fucking better be, between them they must know and have every 80s/90s PC game in existence.

>>3952576
you mean bf. shes pretty qt.

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>>3954467

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gamester81 is johns real gf

>>3954040
/vr/ thinks they are gay. That arab dudes beard creeps me out.

>>3954467
>>3954469
so wait Kim is a tranny, where is the evidence?

>>3954491
I can smell a dick a mile away

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>>3954469
>ywn get to smell her shoes after a long hot day

>>3954471
More like Lurch81 amirite

>>3954502
so there is no evidence, okay then.

>>3954491
im a tranny expert and thats not a fucking tranny ffs

>>3954469
christ, she's so fucking generic

>>3954517
It's like one of his japanese animes

>>3954502

Ok mike, now please, get the fuc out of your closet

>>3954517
>>3954519
Shes pretty cute you literal fags

>>3954525
and shes canadian so you know she hasnt been BLACKED.org

>>3954534
Are you kidding me? I guess only James wife is confirmed coal burner

>>3954517
kys

>>3953221
Why do people care about this guy so much?

>>3954726
>>3954525
>having such baseline level of taste

Must be nice being able to Google bitches like these with ease to jerk off to

>>3953776
>Oh shit, I thought he was gay.

Nah he;s just top bros with McKellan who is outspokenly gay. I was watching an interview with him and hugh jackman and he can't keep his hands off him, it's kind of hilariously adorable.

>>3954401
I just mean he does all the talking and never lets the other guys speak really.

>>3954739
>james rolfe reveals his name was at one point going to be "Nostalgia Nerd" instead of AVGN.

>larry bundy proceeds to use that name after that video comes out

what did he mean by this?

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>autism took down his A.I. video

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8-Bit Brody is our fucking guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgp-jTIbAY

who /classic gaming quarterly/ here?
His console launch videos are interesting af

>>3954998
As soon as I saw this posted, I knew it was because of these threads. Because I know you're reading this, well done, Brody

>>3954982
>in 20 years I could easily create true a.i
>i just dont feel like it

paul latza is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhGNkn6MltM

>>3954998
was he on about wood, or all of these faggots in general?

>>3954998
>fag jealous of happy console gamer

>>3955058
Perhaps all of them more or so, but the Wood references were kind of interesting

>>3954998
Jesus, already? Thanks, anon.
>>3955012
Kind of. I was trying to be sincere for once. Satire is hard.
>>3955058
Everyone. Mostly myself. I still hate that my Smash Mouth video is my most viewed. I loathe that video.
>>3955060
I have never watched his content. Sorry, bud. <3

>>3955068
>I have never watched his content. Sorry, bud. <3
You're not missing much Brody, his videos are as shallow as they get. This gives you a good idea of what his videos are regularly like.

https://youtu.be/nYgtcrHW-xg

>>3955087
I'm not watching your stupid link bud.
Thanks for licking my boots though. <3

>>3955087
Just for that insult I'm making every new /ecg/ james rolfe themed.

anyone here heard of mikes big dick?
could the rumors be true??
does he really have a 10 incher?

>>3955087
He seems okay.
>>3955095
Good try. ;) I would have gone with partner instead of bud.

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>>3955101
Mike stole the big dick meme from james

>>3955008
He's good. Seems like a total bro with zero autism. Nice of him to send that package to BitHead1000.

>>3955087
He's an awesome comic artist.

He was a legit anime fan back in the 80's when people thought you were a weird pervert for liking it

He was a super fan of video games and played all the great rpg's and such back before it was cool to do so.

His memories/story videos/christmas episodes are comfy to watch.

He has a cute girlfriend half his age.

He's the best, anyone that makes a video satirizing him with mumbles and sounds like a retard and thinks its funny is a idiotic mongoloid themselves.


I' suck him desu no homo

>>3954998
8-bit Brody needs to stop whining and stop complaining about the "posers"

>>3955169
i feel like it's all satire though right? i saw him filming at retropalooza and he comes across as very self aware and very in control of whats around him

8-Bit Brody: I still want a signed Double Dribble, bro.

>>3952489
>>3950573
Was he in QA at Sierra or what?
>>3953146
At least his guests do mention interesting games (like Frontier Stories for the GBA) and he has good quality gameplay footage.

>>3954998
"Shill that video." -- 8-bit Brody

>>3955173
It's half satire, half not.

In other words its muddled

>>3955169
I am the poser, my guy.
>>3955173
I'm always serious.
>>3955175
Send me a message somewhere that I can reach you. I have all the dumb social media outlets.
>>3955183
Why haven't you?
>>3955191
I like to think the best satire is hard to spot. People thought Starship Troopers was a pro-fascist film when it was released, or something.

what the fuck is james doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiJTIRRqkZk

>>3954982
is he talking about his everyday carry, I know hes a texan but the guy cant get any more based can he

>>3955195
can you do a compilation video with hickok45?

>>3954009
Probably bisexual like all true patricians.

>>3955321
trying to earn a quick buck

>>3955321
did james just say cuckold holy shit kek?

>>3953160
isn't 'she' the person who received a saturn and around a few grand worth of games from some guy who "had them lying around the attic"?

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>>3955464
YUP
he knows

>>3955464
He said it in a completely apolitical context.

>>3955484
She only become "known" because of Metaljesus. I can see him having a bunch of shit he never heard of "lying around the attic."

>>3955493
>I can see him having a bunch of shit he never heard of


fixed it for u desu

cool video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTLmg0OJvFc

>>3955490
Go on and believe that if it makes you feel better

>>3955538
So Cinemassacre is official not retro anymore we can stop having e-celeb threads now?

>>3955558
not until gook moot makes a youtube board

This is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX-ObKSO4ow

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>tfw u will never be her beta bux

>>3955682
so ryan gone when?

>>3953720
Cool a new Kelsey video. Thanks anon.

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New faggot Mike and fatty video.
https://youtu.be/d4K7MeLDFkM
I like how all comments whether nice, mean or troll are automatically blocked.

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>>3955825
>15 mins
>sponsored

>>3955825
Lotta' sponsors nowadays.

>>3955825
Why is Mike on tilt so bad?
He's running Cinemassacre into the ground.

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29 comments in and these are the two shown.
I even posted an all positive comment (awesome stuff guys!) from my phone on a different YouTube account and it still doesn't show.
They must screen every fucking comment. Hahahaha come one Mark, I just want your 9" of fake cock

>>3955829
>mike and Ryan quit
>we get a new AVGN once a year because James doesn't have time for anything else
>might get a 5 min movie review if we're lucky
>that's all that ever gets uploaded

>>3955837
Or it just ends. Nothing lasts.

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Theres literally nothing wrong with MetalJesus.

Also i want to see Kelsey's tight little body bouncing up and down on some cock.

>>3955925
She runs a game store who profits greatly when games are promoted as being valuable or hidden gems on youtube. Metaljesus and his retarded friends all have stock in this scheme.

Watching his videos I can't even tell if he likes games. More like he's some filthy fuck trying to swindle every last penny out of his "hobby".

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>>3956006
What? She runs a business that makes money from rare commodities?

WTF?!!! Why can't i find these games at flea markets for $2 anymore!!

>>3951575
>Speedruns with commentary are really interesting.

I don't know about speedruns, but commentary about the actual game and not just frustrated chimping out is the best for me.

>>3955825
Jesus Mike is retarded

>start game by seeing character put on a headset
>two minutes later
>Mike: So is this guy wearing like a headset or something?

Not to mention the obnoxious singing. I can only imagine how badly their sponsor was cringing when viewing this for the first time.

>>3955829
He's doing all the low effort shit to try and generate youtube bucks, which turns people off the channel. Now he's just the guy riding James's coat tails and filling the channel with garbage between episodes of AVGN.

>>3955181
No. He did sound work.
Meaning he was a contracted musician for one game.

>>3956105
It really says a lot when Ryan came off looking like the better of the two. He was actually being serious and trying to explain the game and the concept and look good for their sponsors and Mike was just over there spazzing out or looking bored as fuck.