ITT /vr/ Plays Zork

>N

open mailbox, look in mailbox

>>3922535
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>>3922537
>Read leaflet
(Taken)
"WELCOME TO ZORK!

ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore
some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be
without one!"

>>3922540
>w
Forest
This is a forest, with trees in all directions. To the east, there appears to be
sunlight.
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.

>>3922540
>eat leaflet

>>3922547
>eat leaflet
I don't think that the leaflet would agree with you.

>>3922549
>s
Forest
This is a dimly lit forest, with large trees all around.

>>3922560
>w
Forest
You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.

>>3922565
climb tree

>>3922569
>climb tree
There is no tree here suitable for climbing.

>>3922571
throw leaflet at head

>>3922584
>throw leaflet at head
You can't see any head here!

>>3922596
n

>>3922603
>n
Clearing
You are in a clearing, with a forest surrounding you on all sides. A path leads
south.
On the ground is a pile of leaves.

>>3922605
take leaves

>>3922605
Search leaves

>>3922620
>search leaves
You find nothing unusual
>>3922618
>take leaves
In disturbing the pile of leaves, a grating is revealed. Leaves are taken

Download the game here if interested:
http://infocom-if.org/downloads/downloads.html

>kill self with leaves
Suicide is not the answer

>inventory

get ye flask

>>3922625
open grate

sex leaflet

>>3922630
Alternatively, play it here: http://textadventures.co.uk/games/play/5zyoqrsugeopel3ffhz_vq

I'm still trying to figure out how to open the window behind the house.
I know it involves using the watering hose, but I can't be sure how it all fits together.

Still playing?

use raepgun on gru.