What are your thoughts on Shifting Sand Land?
BROWN BRICKS
>>3911772
First half is kind of a pain, but nothing too terrible. The game puts you through a lot worse.
I quite liked the second half inside the pyramid, though.
>>3911772
Not as shitty as the clock or Rainbow Ride.
>>3911772
I think it's pretty memorable. Added some nice variety to the game.
I'm not sure if there's a running joke involving the stage or something.
>>3911772
>Platformer
>Barely anywhere you can fall off and lose a life
>>3911823
Funny you say this on the level that's a huge quicksand pit
>>3911772
>Oh, so we went through even sonic zone ever concieved (and some not), and now it's time to give mario the same treatment.
fuck
>>3911772
>Shifting Sand Land
Best level in Mario 64 hands down!
>>3911905
Mario was already in quicksand/pyramid levels in SMB2 and 3.
Inside the pyramid was pretty fun, the quicksand part is kinda lame outside.
>>3911803
This. Fuck the clock.
>>3911772
Most annoying levels in the game.
I'm the opposite, I liked the outside part but found the inside kind of boring. It didn't help that the camera didn't control too well near the ceiling of the pyramid either.
>>3911803
I skip rainbow ride entirely when I replay SM64, that level is a chore to do.
Yet another example of how the controls and camera of that game are so pathetically bad that you might as well depend on 100% luck or be one of these OCD people that play it a million times and memorize exact positioning and timing like it was a goddamn Dragon's Lair game.
>>3912160get fucking good
>>3912164
Maybe I should play more Dragon's Lair then.
Because that's the only way to get better at Mario 64: sheer memorization and robotic movement. Compare that to old 2d platformers which allowed you to be reactive because the whole thing wasn't some random "point the stick 37.23 degrees, wait until you pass this exact point at 46, 33 on the map and then rotate to 84.4 degrees, wait 4.8 seconds then hit jump" bullshit. You could actually, you know, SEE what was coming and know that you wouldn't jump out into the nothingness because of some random goddamn camera fling or because you were off by .7 degrees.
>>3912179
Now THIS is shitposting, 6/10.
>>3911772
One of the biggest showcases of the fucking awful slope mechanics in this game, though not as bad as tiny-huge island.
>>3912183
It is amazing to me that no one ever actually refutes what I say about SM64, they just reply to me with mad BS like you are.
Are you all just angry that Nintendo paid reviewers and manipulated the industry to make Mario 64 and their other subpar N64 titles successful and make the public think they were good games even though they really weren't?
Because I think that's what's going on here.
>>3912195
I'm not even mad, just laughing at your comparison between SM64 and Dragon's Lair.
Like, I can't even be mad about it, it's just funny.
Like comparing Doom to the Jurassic Park game on Sega CD.
>>3912169
I just don't like the stars that need you to ride on a carpet, they're boring as hell.
>>3911772
Is it possible to jump into the hole of the giant cube guys?
>>3912206
I think so. Also, Wario can destroy them in the remake.
>>3912179
Are you fuckin stupid?
Because mario 64 is babby tier easy compared to older stuff
It aint nintendo hard thats for sure
>>3911772
I don't really like how it's obviously a floating island compared to the other stages in the game.
>>3912179
I don't think you've ever played mario 64. there are lots of different ways to do things.
Kind of meh. Lethal Lava Land and Tick Tock Clock are the most fun levels by a considerable margin.
>>3912160
>doesn't use the 64 gamepad
>>3912205
>I just don't like the stars that need you to ride on a carpet
So all 1 of them?
Anyone else got a boner whenever Mario got sucked into the quicksand?
GOD TIER:
Hazy Maze Cave
Lethal Lava Land
Wet Dry World
TOP TIER:
Big Boo's Haunt
Snowman's Land
Bomb-omb Battlefield
Cool Cool Mountain
Shifting Sand Land
Tall Tall Mountain
Tick Tock Clock
OK TIER:
Whomp's Fortress
Jolly Roger Bay
Tiny-Huge Island
Rainbow Ride
MEH TIER:
Dire Dire Docks
>>3913978
>Wet Dry World
>god tier
>>3913990
yeah that's right faggot. read it and weep.
>>3913950
Foreverial sinking sandtrapped Mario is sinking and trapped in the sand. Foreverially trapped and sinking into his eternal sand tomb and loving it. Perfectly and eternally trapped in sand. Sinky-sandy mario loves having sand in every orifice, foreverially and permanently transforming him into a sandier sandypants Mario.
>>3913870
Fuck Lava Land. Too small of a map.
Wet Dry World is the best by a far margin.
>>3913950
Yes, actually. Why is that?Probably my first one too, or the Pokemon episode where Ash dresses like a girl
>>3914009
>Underrated
>>3914009
jesus christ
>>3914025
>Probably my first one too
You're aware that boys have erections even in the womb, right?
>tfw you lost your hat
Didn't it make it so you couldn't jump as high, and stuff without your hat on?
>>3913978
>MEH TIER:
>Dire Dire Docks
Here's your (You)
>>3911772
More like Shitting Sand Land amirite?
Seriously though that quicksand ring around the pyramid was awful.
>>3917261
No, all it does is make you take more damage
>>3917361
>Seriously though that quicksand ring around the pyramid was awful.
Only if you're extremely bad at video games.
>>3913978
>wet dry world
>got tier
Haha do you enjoy repetitive water puzzles?
>>3917432
What puzzles? Are there really people out there who are so stupid they were puzzled by the mechanics in wet dry world?
There are a grand total of two water levels you have to use to get all the stars. Highest and lowest.
You probably think you have to use the carpet in Rainbow Ride for anything other than the big house too.
In before someone calls it spooky.
>>3917440
>You probably think you have to use the carpet in Rainbow Ride for anything other than the big house too.
Actually I take this back, you only have to RIDE the carpet for the big house star. You have to use it as a platform for 2 others, but you don't need to ride it.
>>3917287
>thinking dire dire docks is good
wew laddy. its entirely swimming or pole jumping. terrible world
I wish Super Mario 64 DS could be made to run in 3DS-mode so you could hack in support for the analog disc.
>>3911772
I used to hate this level but its actually one of my favorites now. It used to frustrate me now its easy pz
>>3911772
The star where you have to stand on the 4 pillars is one of my favorite stars in SM64. The feeling of accomplishment I got as a kid when the top of the pyramid exploded was unreal. Plus the unexpected boss fight at the end was great.
Truly a great moment for 8 year old me.
>>3911772
No. I hate sand, it's coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
I never liked it.
In fact, every time I play the game, there's a 50% chance I'll stop as soon as I get to it.
It's not even a difficult level, it's just such an annoying aesthetic and the whole level is tedious.
>>3911772
Any level that has a shell is alright with me
>>3911803
The clock is the best level in the game
>>3913978
HMC, LLL and WDW are some the worst levels in the game
TTM, WFT, TTC, JRB, BOB are the best.
WFT was my favorite as a kid (the first one I got all stars), and probably still is (I just love it, don't ask why - I guess it's comfy)
BBH is the worst and also has crappy music
>>3912179
Now that's what I call shitposting!
>>3914009
>>3914117
Welcome to the human mind. It craves sex and has many tangled synapses
Superior desert coming through.
>>3921883
hurts my fuckin eyes
>>3921883
i never realy liked that desert level.It felt waaaaaaaaaaaay too easy
>>3913978
>hazy maze cave
>got tier
Jeayzus that the level people think about when they complain about the camera
>>3913978
dire dire docks is the best though
God tier:
Bowser stages
Secret star / cap stages
Parcoure tier:
Wet dry world
Rainbow ride
Camera all over the place please make it stop spinning tier aka shit tier:
Tick tock clock
Hazy maze cave
Boos haunt
Unfinished/Beta tier aka slightly less shit tier:
Tiny huge island
Dire dire docks
Tal tal mountain
Fuck around tier aka fun:
Whomps fortress
Bomb omb battlefield
Cool cool mountain
Lethal lava land
Shifting sand land
Jolly Rogers bay
Shit tier aka genuine shit level with no redeeming qualities:
Snowmans land
>>3924019
>>3913978
>the tastelets ITT
wew laddy
>>3914009
eeeuuggghhh
I really prefer kazooie but i enjoyed hazy maze cave and tick tock clock.
Also the Snowlevel with the penguin.
A level i absolutely hate is the shitty desert you mentioned. Pain for the eyes and that shitty red coins in mid air.
Inside the pyramide its fine except if you stuck in sand.
>>3927636
>I really prefer kazooie
talon trot is so much more boring than longjumping and diving everywhere.
>>3927636
The red coins in that level are so easy. Plus you can get into the pyramid quick with the bouncing BROWN BRICK at the beginning to jump over the hill. Also the boss fight is amazing it's one of the best levels I'm the game bruh
>>3927747
>Plus you can get into the pyramid quick with the bouncing BROWN BRICK at the beginning to jump over the hill.
You can just triple jump over that hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoPHz71rrIs