Policenauts Saturn

Same request but for PC-98 version.
Your help would be highly appreciated.

>>3902893
Also, I'm dying to play Belloncho Body Inspection but can't find it anywhere. As well as YU-NO.

>>3902864
Sorry for hijacking your thread :c

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>>3902898
I'll take your bumps , no problem man.

I managed to patch the PSX version years back...but I'm trying to play it on the Saturn with the light gun. I don't know if I'm just tired or the readme isn't detailed enough for my mongoloid brain.

>>3902864

God Policenauts sucks! It's like a really bad Visual Novel. And I don't know, seriously, VN are like the easiest thing in the world to design. So when you design a bad one, that is remarkable.

Like the entire story of Policenaughts is not only a pixel hunt, but you basically have to try everything, and then try everything multiple times. So if you don't know this, like if you want to know about some photograph, you ask about the photograph, and she tells you something, and then you have to ask the same topic again. So that photograph entry can occur 3 or 4 times. And then you have to start from the beginning and try them all again because the third time might have opened something new up. And you have to exhaust every single option. ALL OF THEM. Before the game will let you move on. That is HORRIBLE.

It's not like an oldschool adventure game. Because in an adventure game you don't have to look at and inspect everything on the screen multiple times. You're just sitting there, desperately wanting to move on with the plot, and then you're stuck trying to inspect every little thing over and over again, and asking people the same questions over and over again. Ah it's bad. And when it finally gets exciting, it gets exciting for 20 seconds then you're right back at it.

Is the plot interesting? Not really. You know what the story is? It is 5% Blade Runner, 95% Lethal Weapon. It's straight up Riggs and Murtaugh. It's not even subtle. He rips off whole scenes. It's amazing.

>>3902925
So it sounds like playing an untranslated VN then.

>>3902905
These instructions seem to be pretty straightforward tho.
https://pastebin.com/p28HyNJr

>>3902925
i could of sworn i saw this exact thing on the last thread. posters are so lazy these days!

>>3902928
Don't underestimate how big of a dipshit I can be.

>>3902945
You can also try this link.

https://firedrop.com/6c318325ceef74ca3970ff1b912b6ed2

>>3902925

/vr/ is the fucking worst, what other board has posters literally lying in wait for a Policenauts thread so they can copy over the same stupid rant over and over? I swear to god I've read this two dozen times.

>>3902893
The PC-98 version will probably never be translated or worked on. The good versions were already done so the game's playable, etc.

>>3902864
>I'm apparently too fucking dense to patch it my God damn self.
Consider it a pleb-filter.
And you are not worthy to play it.
Too bad.

>>3902986
Oh well, guess it leaves us with this >>3902949
Found it on isohunt, downloading it right now.

Still would really like a link to Belloncho Body Inspection and YU-NO games.

Here's a dropbox for Belloncho, it's english too.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7wesb48w66evan0/Belloncho%20Body%20Inspection%20%28ENGLISH%29.zip?dl=0

>>3903153
Thank you!

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Ok so I followed the directions and patched it. Burn it and it's still in Japanese. God damn it.

>>3902949
I tried burning this and I get an error with IMGburn"Failed to send cue sheet".

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>>3902925
pretty sure this is pasta but Policenauts does suck, not only does it plagiarize but the cast is bad
Jonathan is incredibly rapey and unsympathetic
Redwood is underdeveloped and has no motivation
Dave sucks
Meryl is better in MGS1
Gates and Tokugawa are decent but Ed should keep Jonathan in check instead of joining in on the debauchery
I'm not at all the kind of person who likes to think "objectification" but there's nothing else to call it, it's straight up cringy how Jonathan acts towards receptionists/stewardesses/the like
The setting and worldbuilding is pretty cool though, a shame the rest was a waste of my time
Call me the social justice meme if you want to but it doesn't stop me from being right, the game would be a lot better if Jonathan acted even a shred sympathetic

>>3904706
>>3902925
This and Snatcher is even worse. It's 99% Blade Runner.

>>3904706
I think you just dont appreciate superior Japanese culture.

>>3905703
>I think you just dont appreciate superior Japanese rape culture.

>>3905705

>implying rape culture is not superior culture

>>3905705
Have you ever even fisted a woman's ass against her will?

>not playing it with thw saturn mouse and light gun
fucking plebs, man

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Has the copyright protection on the Saturn been broken yet?

>>3906132
Wouldn't do it any other way.

>>3906812
Yes and it's up to the community to do something with it. We might see some Saturn homebrew down the line, if people will dare code for it over an easier system like Genesis or Playstation.

>>3906812

What copy protection?

>>3908659
the one which wasn't broken until recently

>>3906812

It's broken in the sense that one guy broke it, but nobody's done anything with his findings or come up with any new hacks. PseudoSaturn works for most games including Policenauts though.

>>3904243
she should just fucking smile and blow me

>>3909352
>>3909553

So saturn games can't be played?

>>3905705
I am a nigga.

Jonathan's just telling it like it is.