whatever happened to that guy who found a copy of Earthbound

>>3852850
He dumped it and we have all been to busy playing it on our everdrives to talk about it anymore!

Oh yeah, I remember that. Was a fun story. How long ago has it?

He had to go back to his 3rd period algebra class

Sometimes I wonder the same thing.

Actually I remember now. What happened was that he cut himself escaping from his friend's mansion so they were able to blood ID him. Having no where to run, he ended up fleeing to North Korea for asylum, because the Best Koreans realized the power of weaponized autism after seeing pol's antics - they think they can convert autistic weeaboos who want EB64 into their workforce. Meanwhile he's trying to upload the rom over there, but they have potato routers and closed-off/censored wifi, and even worse, Kim Jong Un has a serious anal fetish and wants a white man to complete his collection alongside Dennis Rodman.

Fortunately, Trump was elected president so North Korea decided to use our anon as a bargaining chip with the new presidency. They said that they want the Earthbound 64 cartridge instead, so they did a trade - for it turns out within the thing is a secret code that can blow the entire Podesta-Pizza connection and Reptilian NWO wide open.

The rom has already been uploaded anyway, just check cool rom under the "N64" section. And anon is getting to grope Kim's fat-flesh rolls so good for him too.

Anyway hope you enjoyed my story it's hard continuing someone's RP T__T <3 =^3