ITT: Real people that look like retro game characters.
>>3841281
Looks like a fighting game antagonist
>>3841281
the typical VR browser
Mike Haggar is real
>>3841812
I doubt the typical VR browser looks anywhere near as badass as that guy. He's Karnov for fucks sake.
If only there was a word for that
You mean THESE Chaos Emeralds???
>>3841847
>fat degenerate with a pube beard
>badass
Get some male role models.
86% of 8-bit action games
>>3841284
>>3841281
reminds me more of this guy.
>>3841857
>>3841895
I'll bet my whole life that the guy in the picture has seen more pussy than you ever have/will.
>>3841931
Know who else gets a lot of pussy despite being a loser?
>>3841931
No women above a 5 would be near some fat retard. Maybe he can get club sluts at best.
>>3841929
im so hungry
>>3841958
Eat this *unzips dick*
>>3841964
>unzips dick
>dick
That sounds painful as hell
I'll just unzip my pants and whip my dick out
I've never seen Wesker in real life.
>>3842061
>>3842076
>>3841940
He did it with 6 girls in 13 years
>>3842076
That's not Wesker, tho
more david bowie
>>3842191
>Wesker
oh that wesker sorry im retarded. but he is just a generic white guy.
>>3842961
It's okay.
But not every white guy looks like Wesker. He has something that points to something like royalty or high class
>>3842183
All of those women are women that Leela's aware of Fry boinking, so when did he boink the bus stop hooker?
>>3842079
>Mei Ling
madman
Fei Long looks like Bruce lee.
>>3841995
If it isn't Lord Newington of Newnessville
pretty much this
>>3842183
That's honestly not that many
>>3842121
who does he look like?
>>3843767
That's part of the joke that he did it off-screen I think meaning that the audience is supposed to be surprised that she's there.
>>3845139
Reminder that Nintendo legally owns the rights to that movie.
>>3841925
most of this board
>>3845610
There's a movie?
>>3845610
I don't think that's who you think it is
>>3841409
Reminds me of the non-retro character Xanadu. Oh my, Xanadu was based on Manson!
>>3842183
What about Amy and his grandmother?
Would you count the mermaid asgetting some tail?
>>3841940
>cool robot friend
>travels through time and space
>bangs hot babes
Fry isn't a loser he's living the dream.
>>3841929
NOODLES AGAIN?
>>3841826
And he is even a friend of Godzilla!
>>3845425
>>3846231
>>3847421
It's a real movie called Super Hornio Brothers. It also has a sequel. Yes, it's a porn parody, yes, it is starring Ron Jeremy as Hornio (aka Mario). And yes, it is more faithful to the games as the actual live action movie.
Nintendo bought all the rights for the movies to prevent them from being distributed.
>>3848491
No Nintendo didn't. The porn company that made them went under,and no one can find their files on the film. Without the files they don't have proof that any of the actresses are not under age.So that is why they haven't gotten a release in years.
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Guile.
>>3841857
Kek
>>3845413
Hell of a lot better than what most people get around here.
>>3850695
>not John Crawley
>>3850695
Albert Wesker more like
>>3852821
MO LIKE JOHN CAGE
>>3852821
My god is that a fucking horrible dye job
>>3841929
TOMORROW I'LL
>>3854269
It could be worse. The side of his head could be shaved, with the other side having long purple hair, along with him having nose rings and shit. Now that would be fucking horrible.
>>3849957
>Gackt looks like an effeminate anime character
>JRPG protagonists are all effeminate anime characters
>Ergo they must all be Gackt
>>3848168
>>3845241
the old portraits ruled
>>3855036
Can you imagine the Wesker persona, the oh so serious, stoic personality with that get up of the purple hair and shit? God damn, what a nightmare
>>3855082
I just wanted to know the series, what the fuck is the google image search on this screenshot?