ITT: It's 2050

Man, Nintendo's new console is a fuckin JOKE. It's over. Nintendo is finished.

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>>3833771
So even in the future, you've decided to talk about not-retro

>>3833779
It's the premise of OP's topic. The fuck do you want from me?

So, if Cloud wasn't real.. Who was his mother in Nibelheim during the flash back?

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>>3833783
I think you're having a bit of a brain-fart right now. If it's 2050 and you're talking about Nintendo's "new" console then you would still be not-retro.

>>3833785
http://www.4chan.org/rules#vr

You guys are fags.

>>3833771
>>>/v/

>>3833783
The premise is to talk about current gen consoles as if they're now retro.

Dude I found my old copy of MGSV
>it still hurts

Call of Duty 9 is my favorite retro game.

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Hey fellow 2050'ers. How did you guys save your collections from the fire when political correctness mandates all media portray woman and blacks as superior?

>>3833835
Mine are still burried in the back yard from the last government vidya ban.

>>3833767
New Game Center CX translation next week guys!

>>3833767
When will the bubble burst? I got a mortgage on my house to buy a copy of Earthbound. The reseller said it was an OK down payment but he expects to see it paid in full in 5 years.

Why is Deus Ex still not considered retro if it was released just some months into 2000? Why can we talk about FFIX? It's been 50 years!

I can't wait for Interracial Breeding Simulator 4 to come up! It supports the newest neural interface technology, you can actually feel the BBC penetrate you!

insert half-life 3 joke

I'm trying to get into Dark Souls but it's just so fucking primitive.

>>3833879
>talking about a game that isn't even released yet
not retro
>>>/v/

>>3833815
RIP Kojima

>>3833891
>it's a /pol/ leaks on /vr/ and this anon replies with a /tv/ meme episode

It's about time we let her 12 into VR, I mean come on, you could only plug your brain into the Dreamcast 2 and even that was only with an add-on.

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>>3833767

>Sixth gen still not retro
>CRT-fags are the only people on the planets who have CRTs and need to pass the knowledge how to repair them down to their grandchildren
>Hologram-emulation is for faggots
>Which contact lenses are best for retro
>All CD games have died from disc rot
>Nintendo has resold the classic Super Mario Bros in its 300th reincarnation (on the Ultra Wii-fukyu 256), costing only 49,99 in their virtual store. As a gift to their fanse they bring a 300th special version out (in the game mario has a golden mustache, and you get a special edition collector-sticker, all for only 179,99).
>A new Transformer show came out called "The Retron 12" sponsored by hyperkin - your grandchildren's mother loves it
>President Bieber declares war on old video games wanting to estinguish them because not enough genderfluidity presented in them - Neckbeards surface from their basements for the first time ever and protest in outrage. Never have been seen before, the administrative mistake them as a threat confusing them with murlocks which lead to the genocide of half of /vr/ in only two weeks. Shortly after, the retro market gets a breeze of fresh air as relatives sell all the collections for cheap on fleamarkets and egay (the most FA - BU - LOUS auction site)
>Sega's fourth try of getting back into console-business fails yet again after the "children of sonic", an extremist sect founded on deviantart in 2033, repeatedly bombed old folks homes and hospitals specialised in leg-amputations because, to quote their leader named Coldsteel, "they didn't go fast". Sega switched back to Alex Kidd as their mascot and burned all bridges with the sonic franchise.
>After Microsofts final blow the the head with the downfall of the 'Xbutt' (a console in form of a suppository), another competitor filled the void. Linux's new console, the 'Gentoostation', hit the market hard in spite of only three games working at launch, but Samsonyung is still dominating the console market.

Games were a lot harder in the 20s.

"Runescape Classic" will mean three different versions of the game.

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>tfw modern anime is shit and will never be good as this again

>>3833767
I just loaded my PlaytendoXD with Depression Quest 34... Runs like shit? Any good emulators for quantuum PC you can recommend?

>>3833767
All the 2010s flash carts are dead. They exceeded their write endurance long ago. Largely due to fools loading up every shit game and hack in fullsets just for shits and giggles

My 80's CDs still play fine

GBA is still not retro

In truth there wouldn't be a 4chan by then - Hiro drove it into the ground decades ago.

>>3833767
Daily reminder that everything after 1999 is not retro, even in 2050. Eat a dick.

>>3833767
Guys, any cool mods for Doom (2016)?

>>3834756
>implying
fuck you, i waited 50 fucking years for it to be retro, its retro, you young shits take Xbox as retro. cry harder.

Guys. Today. 15 years ago... The AVGN channel got renamed to Mike's Game Stop... RIP

>2050
>board is still for the discussion of games and consoles released before 1999 because nobody has changed the goddamn sticky
>still can't discuss Gamecube or Game Boy Advance

>>3833771
Kinda true

take it to fucking /pol/ you inbred pieces of shit

>>3833767
Nearly