Worst PS1 game

Baby Felix Tennis

>>3829273
I didn't was so picky about games back then, anything could be fun, but even I knew that this was inexcusable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKMYpVbtMRE&t

I remember not enjoying the phantom menace game

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>>3829375
>shrek is so old it was released on the ps1

Time sure flies...

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Pic related was one of the worst I played. It really hurt much worse for me because I desperately wanted it to be at least average. A star wars fighting game sounds like a great idea. I thought I just needed to get good but eventually, when the blinders were gone, I was just sad

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>>3829383

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this is absolutely the worst game on ps1

>>3829418
I only played this as a young kid, but I remember loving it.

I spent hours trying to beat darth vader and felt so bad ass when I finally did.

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>>3829273
City of Lost Children without question.

It's basically a point and click adventure game but because of the "detailed" graphics and low resolution you often can't even really see on screen the items you're supposed to click on. I remember finding a pair of scissors in an alley beside a trash can. Nothing to indicate scissors would be there, you can't see them you just have to search there.

So you just wander around searching every inch of the map and every single time she doesn't find anything you hear either "I can't do it" or "I can't do anything!" Over and over and over and over.

The kicker? If you actually want to keep playing the game is that you better have a spare memory card because a single save game needs an entire memory card.

The movie it's based on was great though. Highly recommended.

>>3829273
I lucked out. The worst I encountered was Fighting Force 2.

>>3829375
Fuck I didn't realize how much I miss the PS1 start sounds

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There was a lot of shovelware on the ps1

EXCALIBUR 2555 AD BABY!!! WOO!!!

>>3829615
Why did so many companies form game publishing divisions in the late 90's and early 2000s? Simon & Schuster Interactive, Jim Henson Interactive, etc.

>>3829651
Tech bubble.

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Rascal by Traveller's Tales

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>>3829375
This came out before it, and it was a Xbox launch title.

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>>3829458
If you think that's shocking...

>>3829524
i had it.

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I'm surprised no one posted Bubsy 3D yet

>>3829687
We like to forget

>>3829383
Toy Story is so old it had an SNES, Genesis, and Game Boy game.

>>3829651
Same reason they did it in the 70s and 80s. Video games were hot-sellers so every company wanted a piece of that pie.

>>3829418
Whore vs. Fuck

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>bad game based on bad movie

They went too fare.

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>>3829273

Vid related - literally the only game I've ever willingly returned to the store. My mother made me return MKII because of the blood, but that doesn't count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8T9tv32HI

>that top comment.

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>>3829524

>>3829951

I love this kind of shit, it reminds me how the guy that made Amiga's port of Final Fight is always on the comments in full damage control

>>3829675
Wasn't that the one where he runs sanic fast?

>>3829996
>it reminds me how the guy that made Amiga's port of Final Fight is always on the comments in full damage control
Any link or screenshot?

>>3829524
This gets my vote. It's the epitome of 5th gen shit games.

>>3829951
>Butch
>Crime: Gender Straddling
#triggered

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>>3829981
This is a cheat. Really.

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>last chance

>>3830140
>>3830148
If I had to guess, that's probably some bug they couldn't fix in development without a hard-coded value, and someone went: "What the hell; lets let them disable our shitty fix as a cheat code"

>>3829273
is it the worst?

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>>3829273
Kiss Pinball

>>3829273
is this hell boy

>>3830676
Yeah, from the game Hellboy Asylum Seeker. A really bad game, but not worse than El Cuervo or Bubsy 3D.

>>3830693
Ah thanks

>>3829470
Really incredible coming from the devs of the great Nightmare Creatures, too.

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>>3830106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVdAQxmto8

>>3830676
No, this is Partick

>>3829458
The last ps1 game released

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tfw no good Beasties game

tfw G1 wanking forever

>>3829375
Didn't even know Shrek had a game on the Playstation.

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>>3829541
> Every save needs its own memory card
NIGGA HOW THE FUCK?

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>>3829524

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>>3829375
>that comment section
>somewhere out there people actually had fucking Shrek Treasure Hunt as their childhood defining game

Jesus Christ and I thought my video game childhood was shitty.

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>>3829687

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>>3829524
>>3829981

>>3832696
Even if it's true I wouldn't be too surprised. A good engine can't save bad developers, hell there's actually a ton of great games that used Gamebryo even though Bethesda's use of it would lead you to assume it's a massive broken pile of shit.

>>3829951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf8TOWvLd9E

Same developer's or shit copycat?

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Pic related. Total shit.


But for real Bubsy 3d tops my list.

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Tomb Raider was definitely not the worst game I ever played, but I always thought it was massively overrated. I remember playing so many shitty games off of demo discs that I honestly can't think of the worst game ever.

>>3829418
I didn't mind this game. Then again, I was such a massive Star Wars fan that this was instantly awesome to me.

>>3833001
You know Gauntlet is a thing, right?

Did anyone else play ODT: Escape or Die Trying?

It looked and played like a Tomb Raider clone but had action RPG elements and a steampunk fantasy setting. A magazine preview made it sound like it was going to be amazing and I bought it, only to discover that it didn't play as good as it looked and the level design and controls were frustratingly confusing.

I actually define that as my redpill moment for vidya magazine "preview" articles: just straight-up advertisement with no true criticism. Never fell for it again.

>>3829273
Suikoden 2. Actually the first one is even worse.

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>>3829273
What are you talking about, that game was hilarious.

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The worst one I can recall playing offhand is Iron and Blood.

>>3833051
I played a demo of it. I don't recall the exact issues I had with it, but it did leave me with a negative impression of the game.

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Might not be the worst PS1 game out there, but it was the only game in my library that felt like it left a burning hole in my pocket

That's the day I discovered not every survival horror game could be Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Dino Crisis, etc

>>3829615
Reminds me of the guy on /v/ who pre-ordered M&Ms Racing on the Wii.

>>3833186

Wasn't this originally a 3DO game before PS1 was even a thing?

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>>3830148

>>3829843
Why do movie feel like they were more recent, while games still feel like they came out at the time they actually did? Is it just cause of the graphics?

>>3833186

what the fuck is bad about it? it's pretty damn good.

>>3829929
Not a bad game

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>>3832667

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>>3833432
It looks great, but thats it. Its design isn't natural and the respawning zombie enemies in hallways you can't dodge is fucking terrible. Resident Evil has hallway zombies, but you can dodge them if you know what you're doing.

Plus look at this stupid thing - LOOK AT IT.

Its clearly made by Frenchmen because the english dialogue and writing mostly suck eggs, resulting in puzzles that don't make sense.

Plus it has no replay value or unlockable content or extra endings - like you know, every other survival horror game at the time.

>>3833224
The first game was. Actually a PC game before 3DO.

>>3829273
Tekken.

>>3833051
>EVERY magazine preview made it sound like it was going to be amazing

ftfy. Definitly one of the worst rentals for me, what an utter shit game.

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>>3833463
>tfw you don't have your own good old double-barreled, duo-cylinder revolver that fires two bullets simultaneously

>>3829273
The Fantastic Four though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHGbxHm3mas

Or Iznogoud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0hlZ1UuZQs

>>3832689
You used to see that kind of stuff a lot back in 2008 youtube. I remember quite a few people stating that they had grew up on the Atari Jaguar.

That was the day I truly learnt the importance of empathy.

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>>3829687
Ulililia proved long ago that the game is fun for at least hundreds of hours.

>>3833919
Fantastic Four is pretty terrible, but it can be funny at times.

There are much worse games on PS1. Some games I have played are basically unplayable.

For a change of pace, lets name some games that get a lot of shit but you don't deserve it:
>Wreckin' Crew
>Jersey Devil

>>3833242
Pretty much.

>>3833919
>that fucking saxophone solo lol

>>3829273
oh no it hel boi

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>>3830672
I fucking had this and I lost it.

Can't remember anything about it but I still love KISS

>>3832667
Atleast the music wasn't bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euwqd720ZMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPfs_bv5mvU&list=PLLPPa0mwT5RWi9W1g6nvzP0S31L-bP7Tj&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkczQ9Pjxu8&list=PLLPPa0mwT5RWi9W1g6nvzP0S31L-bP7Tj&index=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58TEsWixBV0&list=PLLPPa0mwT5RWi9W1g6nvzP0S31L-bP7Tj&index=10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hIkLFA9MAU&index=11&list=PLLPPa0mwT5RWi9W1g6nvzP0S31L-bP7Tj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZPcm1pkU7w&list=PLLPPa0mwT5RWi9W1g6nvzP0S31L-bP7Tj&index=13

>>3832689
Shrek Treasure Hunt is beyond comfy and has a top tier soundtrack. I only wished I'd experienced it as a child.

>>3829549
After all these years, I'm still pissed they took out the multiplayer.

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>get a PS1 for Christmas in 97
>this and Mega Man X4 were the games my parents got me
>couldn't take this game back fast enough to get FF7

Shit was fucking awful. I appreciate my parents trying to pick out a game for me but my god was it the wrong choice.

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Is this the worst game on PS1?

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>>3829383
The PS1 practically lasted quite a while, up until 2004 when the 7th gen consoles were being worked on. Hell, the PS2 pretty much only recently died around 2013 or so, right around when the 8th generation of consoles were about to come out. Hell, only reason why the PS2 got games at that point was because of Brazil and their demand for Soccer games, and the fact that current gen tech is fucking expensive as all fuck there thanks to mark ups.

But it was either PS2 or this piece of shit

>>3834492
Oooooh yeah... I gave that one a try. There wasn't much there. But when they... changed art? I kept on at it trying to figure out the what that meant.

But it didn't mean anything. They just swapped the art content for no apparent reason. And then because I was a massive loser, I kept at it and it cycled through the art packs a couple times.

Yeah, it was pretty awful. It was one of the few times as a child I actually got bored of a game.

>>3833021
I just started tomb raider the other day, and what stands out to me is the amount of control you have. It's cumbersome at first, and sometimes clunky even when you git gud, but you can do neat shit like dodge left and pull out guns mid-air, shoot bad guy, backflip real quick for another dodge, etc... all pretty fluidly... Good game.

>>3833463
I remember the Evil Dead: HTTK left a similar imprint on me. The puzzles and what-not all felt fine, and the gameplay was okay... but the respawning monsters literally ruined the game.

>>3834501

It's funny how everyone likes to meme about "there's FIFA 14 on the PS2 because brazilians xD" when literally nobody here bought original titles to begin with. Hell, even the biggest retailers here sold modchipped consoles to play burned games. It doesn't help every game release costs something like 1/3 the price of the console. That being said, I really don't know who EA (and also Konami) were trying to appeal with those versions instead focusing on newer platforms

>>3834794
No FIFA 14 on PS2 and FIFA 05 on PS1 in the states isn't because of Brazilians, it's Mexicans.

>>3834794
They were trying to appeal to 156 million goddamn units.

Plus I'm pretty sure the later FIFA games on PS2 were super-cheap cash-ins, just like the last FIFA games on Wii.

>>3832667
i played this shit in my youth and didnt care how bad it was

>>3829673
>>3833006
>>3833021
>>3833095
>>3833616
Congrats on being faggots, I guess.

>>3834846
The first two posts were jokes.

>>3834447
The first and last ones are really good.

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>>3829615
is this you?

>>3833654
Yes the marketing department went out all. While previews are generally optimistic and positive in gaming mags at the time, ODT was hyped up to ridiculous levels. I played the demo and was deeply unimpressed. (PC)

>>3829673
I came here just to see this post

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>>3833919
The hell with the music? It's so out of place I laugh instantly.

Looks like they were using the same engine Die Hard Trilogy used, by the way sprites look.

>>3834883
*shitposts

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>>3833919
Game looks like shit but that fucking music.

>>3834932
No they were in fact jokes.

>>3832667

>a shooting game that penalizes you for shooting

Almost 20 years later and I'm still confounded by this.

>>3835214

lol that sounds hilariously bad, how does the game penalize you for shooting?

>>3835241

Basically, you can only shoot when you're in robot mode, but doing that automatically drains your life. At the same time, when you're in beast mode you can't shoot at anything, so you get peppered with enemy fire and die anyway.

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>>3833919

>mfw Fantastic Four's soundtrack makes me want to watch Black Dynamite

>>3829273
Hellboy: Asylum Seeker was absolute trash, I think I never played for more than 30 minutes.

In fact as most people here knows, games licensed on properties from other media end up being awful most of the time, as >>3829615 kind of pointed out. I recall some others like Spawn or Roswell Conspiracies (based on a cartoon from the late '90s I think) being pretty bad too.

Also I'm a football fan and boy if there are some bad games based on that (or any sport in general). I remember a game called LMA Manager that was pretty similar in design to what is now the popular Football Manager series. The game wasn't awful, but it wasn't good either, the thing with it is that in top of being mediocre it required a whole memory card (15 slots) to save your data.

Also Mortal Kombat: Special Forces. It makes Mythologies look amazing in comparison.

>>3829375
Why did they even make a PS1 game? The PS2 was already out for well over a year when the movie came out.

>>3835253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKMOjKZ4w4
>>3833919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKMOjKZ4w4
>>3834279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKMOjKZ4w4
>>3834925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKMOjKZ4w4
>>3835127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpKMOjKZ4w4
GET DOWN

>>3829541
I really liked this game, but how they justify using a whole memory card to save is beyond me.

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>>3830148

>>3829273
Hell boy so bad!!

>>3835342
Late end games especially shovelware like this were really cheap to make compared to modern systems and banked on everyone still having their PS1 around.

Stuart Little 2 was pretty fucking boring

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>>3829375
>Press square to move

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqWlqwzTk7g

>>3835250

That's pants-on-head retarded.

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>>3835345
Those are also pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipwBHfNTPcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jryYDTohVNU

I think most of the OST fits pretty well for something as 60's as the Fantastic Four.
The Latveria theme is perfect for the place, albeit a bit repectitive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsM6fAGVcwc

FF is a really bad game, and the sprites look awful, as it seems the west can't into sprites, but the controls make it unbearable. Why the fuck use every controller button? Capcom would have used only 2 or 3 buttons.

Also, I'm the only one who finds the Mole Man monster (Giganto) a bit too scary? It seems they modeled it with the big frog mouth from the cover, but whoever did the texture drew a small mouth and turned the character in some scary swamp monster.

>>3834831

That's the problem, bizarrely enough there were no such thing as "$9,99" bargain bin games in Brazil like in 1st world countries, FIFA and PES were full price at that time. The whole PS2 history here is a clusterfuck, the console only arrived "officially" here in 2009 or 2010, something like that, and priced as more than R$1000, dunno about the exchange rate at the time but was probably about 400 ~ 500 us dollars. Well, at least during 6th gen we hadn't those bargain bin, strangely enough games on 7th gen are more sensibly priced, at least now. Battleborn is also literally being throwed away

>>3835214
Reminds me of the Dragonheart game. After swinging your sword at enemies a few times you would get tired and need to rest - you couldn't move and the enemies could still attack you. Worst game on PS1 imo

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Imagine, if you will, a 3-d fighting game like Tekken. Imagine if it was actually from an isometric perspective. Imagine if you swapped human characters for boats. Imagine tank controls. Then scrap that and imagine boat controls.

>navigate a clunky phallically elongated object around a level that is maybe three-elongated objects in both dimensions while trying to fire a torpedo first

>EXPLOSIVE TWO PLAYER ACTION

>>3836420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znecQv1TiIs

Jeus Christ this looks like somebody's first amateur Game Maker project.

>>3837912
The GameBoy version is decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4BmxdCe2tM

>>3832680
explain

>>3837912
Looks like some amateur DOS game from 1994.

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>>3836081
I think the whale Gigantos are more scarier.

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But I also really liked it?
I think it was the dark souls of the time

I feel like it was unreasonably hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EE58j7lUAg

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Nobody mentioned this yet?

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>>3829375
This game actually makes me feel nostalgic, my parents bought it for me and they were terrible at picking games, but I still played it because I didn't wanna seem ingrate.

>>3839854
Isn't this just a Resident Evil clone? How is that bad? I played the PC version and it was OK for what it was and had some cool backgrounds.

>>3829470
I managed to get pretty far in it as a kid, I tried it again recently and I have absolutely no idea how I did it, this game was pure, undistilled bullshit.

>>3830070
Yes

>>3829273
I can't remember the name of it, but there was an early ps1 brawler with tank controls and prerendered backgrounds where you played as a time traveling cop or something. In the second level you wake up in Rome and some whore starts walking up to seduce you but she's holding a knife behind her back so you best the shit out of her.

That's probably the worst game I remember on the system. Well, that or this ESPN X Games game that obviously predated THPS because you just picked either a bike, in-line skates, or a luge and just raced. It was pretty gay.

>>3831169
I rented nightmare creatures, but remembered not liking it. I think I played it on n64, was the ps1 version better?

>>3839939
Time Commando, but that's not even close to how bad Hellboy, The Crow and Bubsy 3D are.

Time Commando is just dated.

>>3839962
Well then I consider myself lucky because I've never played any of those other ones.

I probably rented Time Commando sometime in the early 2000s, and I think it was packaged in an original huge ps1 case, so yeah it probably felt pretty dated even then

[insert massively popular game here]

What a piece of shit game

>>3839962

I remember when I was a dumb kid with a 486 and tried to boot Time Commando's demo, kek. I never tried this game again after that even though there's even a PS1 version, at the time I thought the 3D looked nice but it seems I haven't missed anything by not playing it

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>>3833919
Or Iznogoud looks like one of those games programmers make when they're learning how to make games.

Speaking of which here's a terrible game, it being a Inspector Gadget game feels like a scheme to sell more copies, it could literally be a game about anything.

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>>3839994
Lol why was there an inspector gadget game on the ps1? That's about 10-15 year's after that ship sailed.

Unless it was meant to the in with that live action movie starring that guy from 3rd Rock from the Sun?

>>3834495
I don't see how it's worse than something like 40 Winks

Platformers on the PS1 were generally shit

>>3840004
*tie in

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>>3840004
It's hardly a Inspector Gadget game at all, they use nothing from the franchise that would justify it being a Inspector Gadget game.

Pic related on the other hand is great, off-topic though.

>>3836005
What kind of name is "Not Treasure Hunter"? It sounds like one of those joke names you read on here like "Not Mario"

>>3834495
>rascal character designed by jim hensons creature workshop

fuck man,

>>3840019
Golden Axe Warrior is Not Zelda.

>>3840263
Seems a bit daft that all they could come up with is a 90s attitude kid with a backwards baseball cap.

>>3832704
but it's actually the same devs and everything

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>>3829273
Ruining Blue Earth was the perfect title for this game

>>3829541
I remember a review of this game i always wanted to try it

>>3829651
Before the whole tech bubble burst, there was a shit ton to make with software and technology, you could pretty much be set for life if everything goes well. So of course everyone wanted to make their own company just for vidya, internet commerce, etc.

And then the whole bubble bursted, many went bankrupt, and suddenly no one wanted to do it anymore for a long while, which meant many jokes in sitcoms for years about how having an online storefront was an unprofitable business and that "Nano tech is where it's at! Ecommerce is dead!"

And now Amazon essentially owns everything, so I guess it sucks to be everyone who gave up on Internet business and let Amazon grow.

>>3840007
40 winks is great you faggot

>>3829273
name some more bad ps1 games

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>>3841757

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>>3841757
shoot for ps1. i wonder if its a doom clone?

>>3841764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIbDyHpbWGc

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>>3841757
Best rail shooter ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPxlu5wiFuw

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Good shit here but this one wins everything.

Terrible and boring as fuck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyHt7rRySBs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnRE6msaDY

>>3841764
Thought that said "HOOT' for a second

>>3842017
Better writing than new Torment.

>>3841942
This, I have never played a more irredeemable piece of shit game than VIP. Takes the QTE simulator meme to the next level.

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>>3833139
I bought this piece of shit at a flea market for $5, and I still feel like I was ripped off. I can't even remember what I did with my copy

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Pic related was the first game I ever consciously recognized as a bad game and stopped playing.

>>3835542
>banked on everyone still having their PS1 around.
PS2 was backwards compatible. I still got PS1 games for birthdays and holidays for a while after I got my PS2.

>>3837796
I played the shit out of battlestations with my cousin, it was great

PT boats were some shit lemme tell ya

>>3832693
this games were so bad holy shit

>>3829273
Diablo

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>>3829927
I see what you did there

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>>3841757

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This thing. I didn't know what to expect but it was worse than I could have ever imagined.

>>3842017
You should play the DOS version

>>3834495
Playing this for the very first time and my God, it's really awful.

>>3839717
This one seems to use Rascal engine. Why the fuck the tank controls? Why why why?
It seems it could be a good game. Well, at least it's cute.

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I imported this lol

>>3841942
"They forgot to crop out the white!"

>>3841942
I don't get the whole "Pamela Anderson" thing, I think she's ugly.

>>3840470

Endless no fun grind faggotry it was on vs recommended games list at one point, probably still is.

>>3833026

Gauntlet is at least playable.

>>3829273
Some iron man crossover with a guy called man-o war I can't remember the exact title that or beyond the beyond.

Honestly, Batman Beyond/Batman of the Future. Fucking hated it as a kid and was so disappointed because I had used all my money to rent it for a week.

It might not be that bad though if I played it today. Who knows?

>>3835454
damn son

>>3837796
Sinking an aircraft carrier with a PT boat was kinda fun though

>>3840007
40 winks was fucking amazing

>>3833186
I actually played this on PC for the first time last year and enjoyed it. It has problems for sure but there are much worse survival horror games out there.

>>3840461
Well I'm glad they learned from their mistakes then instead of just making nothing but crap or disappearing immediately afterwards.

>>3843104
More like a twitch in my D I C K

There needs to be more MJH vidya.

>>3843104
For a second, I thought that was fake, but then I saw the subtitle and this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34JF8TK_1o

Jesus, that model of Sabrina for the intro

>>3843101
the fuck man this was fuckin good

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>>3829981
No I truly see

>>3832649
>The last ps1 game released

Funnily enough, >>3829676 was the last PS2 game as well.

>>3839854
yep, that's the one
I think it was the second game I bought for the system and I returned it the same day.

>>3829541
pc version is way worse. don't play it.

>>3839854
it's not even south peak's worst licensed game but let's no go there.

>>3844409
How bad is the PC version?

>>3833919

I like the music in Fantastic 4 a lot but it would definitely fit Marvel Vs. Capcom better, or failing that some kind of quiz game.

>>3843663

Jesus Christ those models, those animations, that font, that everything.

The ironic part is they could have waited five minutes for the animated version of Sabrina which would've translated to a game much better, at least aesthetically. This is some of the lowest effort I've seen.

>>3843229

Back in the 90's, we had to take the sluts we were given.

Downloading the PS1 Japanese library. Are there any particularly shit games that never made it overseas?

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When I was a kid I had the "newer is always better" mindset.
So playing this after Buster's Hidden Treasure on genesis gave me the kick in the butt that I needed.

>>3844417
>it's not even south peak's worst licensed game but let's no go there.
Hey it's on-topic, so please let's. Tell me about South Peak's, why do they make shit games?

>>3829673
>Rascal by Traveller's Tales
Rascal had a terrible control scheme and abysmal camera angles, but I enjoyed it as a kid.

>>3834492
>Psygnosis
They're usually good.

>>3840019
Yeah that name produced a chuckle from me.

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>>3829273
The sequels are decent, though.

>>3845118
Deep Cover Gecko is a really solid platformer, I loved the catch-phrases and cultural references (before video games began butchering both concepts).

>>3845118
Yeah, fuck off.

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>nobody posted Cosmic Race yet

You still haven't see hell

>>3845227
>Cosmic Race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDxi3WEOcc
BigBangBlitz good channel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WodxYCt6Y

This game is terrible

>>3833178
Blech. I've never seen a video of it and thought it was a Wipeout clone - I checked it out on youtube and it looks horrific.

>>3845227
OH COSMIC RACE! :)

I remember the infamy of this game in the mid-90's due to Game Players Magazine having their score of 0 being Cosmic Race. For months they had that rating and no one understood what the fuck it meant. Finally, right before their magazine changed over to ULTRA Game Players, they explained it.

They said it was the worst excuse for a game they ever played. It used sample models from the PS1 dev kits as characters. The controls were terrible. No collision detection, terrible music, horrific graphics...

When I finally saw a Youtube video of it a few years ago I couldn't believe how god awful it was. Only a few people even remember this atrocity.

>>3829273
i know it is meme but bubsy. Not only is it boring and plays awful but it is annoying

You know, this thread just reminds me that the PS1 was quite something as far as a game library goes. It wasn't all pretty, but it's better than a lot of shit we got today. People back then at least tried to be creative and use 3D more. Too bad that all is gone.

i have a good shit radar so the worst game i ever actually played was medievil
i so badly wanted it to be good, but it was really just trash.

>>3829615
Literally a Crash Bandicoot clone.

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>>3845227
>>3845248
>>3845503
is it just me or does the flying thing in that video look like the car from spike mcfang?

>>3841764
>>3841768
>>3841937
Wait, this is the same game isn't it?

>>3844859
>Back in the 90's

We have ugly celebs they try to pass as hot today as well, just think of Cara De Lavigne.

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>>3829843
>>3829383
Terminator is so old it was on NES and DOS.

>>3829524
>>3829273
Why am I laughing so much?

The Spice Girls game

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>>3846390
Good graphix for good games.

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But Hellboy looks ok for a PS game. It's just a really bad game.

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No Spawn? The game is painful to even look at.

>>3829675
>new characters designed by Todd McFarlane
Why?

>>3845494
>he just tanks everything
That's a real soldier.

>>3847249
Because McFarlane was super hot until about 8 years before Shrek

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This is now Playstation shovelware thread?

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>>3829273
>>3829524
>>3846390

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My left thumb would bleed and fall off before I could manage a kamehameha wave.

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>>3847538
UB22 was the very first Playstation game I ever played.

This one was even worse.

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>>3847558
That music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqP2Jpeh7A

>>3833242
Practically most feature films get redistributed and remastered for different formats and ways of viewing all the time. Games don't.

>>3847538
God this game was fucking dogshit. I can only remember one of my childhood friends having two things: This fucking game, and his constant, turgid erection for DBZ, so Ultimate Battle 22 was the only goddamn game he ever wanted to play.

>>3847695
>he doesn't go full teenage weeb and post THE BIGGEST FIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcGndttTxuk

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Can I be the only one to have played This?

>>3848948
Nah, plenty of people have played it. I have a sealed copy still, but I doubt it's worth anything. Pretty mediocre, but it can be enjoyable if I'm in the mood.

>>3848948
>Phil Hartman
I still miss him

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>bad tank controls that don't work for it's combat which you're forced into
>neat ideas are squandered early on
>3 disc game that is maybe overall 4 hours in total even when played casually
>puzzles have no actual puzzle solving to them it's just a matter of item collection
>some of THE WORST VO in PS1 history

>still highly regarded enough on some websites to get a "C" average

It baffles the mind.

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>>3847218

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It's not the worst game on the PS1 but this frustrated the shit out of me as a kid. I don't even know what they were trying to do with this. It's some kind of sports boarding game but with everything else and the kitchen sink tossed in, like a shooting gallery and arena boss battles and platforming. And none of it is fun at all because you're playing all of it on a hovering snowboard, so in every genre they try to ape, it's all fucking floaty ice levels with tank controls.

>>3849648
Kek
Well, at least looks like Hellboy. But the game does look OK, considering it's full 3D. The Crow uses pre-rendered bgs and manages to look way worse.

>>3829615

Oh fuck I got that game as an Easter Gift from my Nana one year. It's so bad.

>>3834794

>he doesn't know current gen consoles are expensive in Brazil to keep out the huehuehue shitters from civilized gaming.

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One of those games that's bad, but you keep playing it anyway.

>>3850145
Still better than the crap that is Final Fantasy VII.

>>3850151
Whoa dude, chill.

>>3847558
I played that shit more than I would have liked, every kid with a psx in my town had to have that game.

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Not only is it terrible, but imagine getting it as a kid, turning it on, and having this unholy terror of a devloper logo appear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbql7SGE0qs

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>>3850189
Little Foot had a hard life... RIP Ducky

>>3839854
Came in here just to post this,fuck the platforming in this game. Never finished it because it was that bad.

>>3829524
Girugamesh

Silent Assassin. Pretty sure it was a PC port and was also a load of shit. Never see it mentioned anywhere.

>>3847695
>>3848650

Both Final Bout and UB22 are horrid, shitty games but you can't discount how fucking cool they were to my ten year old self, as despite DBZ having just started its run in the UK they had all these strange characters I didn't know. Recognizing each new character as they're introduced on TV from the games was really fun. Even then it was obvious they played like shit but the music and animated intros kept me coming back.

>>3829375
Takes me back

Whenever I played it hink I played maybe the first two levels before i just tossed it for another game

>>3850189
I actually had this as a kid... I enjoyed it somehow

>>3850145
kek, I had a demo disc with the Japanese version of this on it. You are 100% correct.

>>3836004
I assume it means you have to hold it down to make him walk instead of run. Plenty of games do this i.e Final Fantasy.

>>3850206
More like, rip rip rip.

>>3850145
Jesus, yep. I was introduced to this by a friend a few years ago. Only weed and booze can make this an enjoyable experience, but for some reason you have to keep going...

>>3850151
Back in my day, people put more effort into their bait.

>>3829273
that Spawn game. fucking thankful for the Dreamcast one.

>>3847695
what doujin album is that on bottom right? looks like a DJ TECHNORCH or Coakira album.

>>3850189
>That company actually did the cutscenes for sonic heroes

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>>3850189
>Is microsoft sam afraid of this logo?
What?

>>3850145

I respect that game more than I like it. Supposedly the original game was made to troll people in Japan (who were in on the joke and watched the game show it was based on), but something got lost in translation.

>>3830152
lol that's obviously what it is!

what are we gonna realise about modern games after a decade has passed? All thier cheap tricks will become obvious (if they aren't already)

>>3849581
hey, retsupurae did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3psPWmxbeE&list=PLo4M1tlpv9rvCcaAzJ7uG8LonaYKOBkpd

Was funny

>>3829273
was this a tie-in for the movie? i swear it's not that old

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It's like Onimusha, but shitty

>>3856491

It wasn't that bad, once you figure out the combat system. It also predates Onimusha by several years. Hell, the main character guy was pretty damn funny from what I remember.

>>3856491
Okay dude SotS was amazing!! Please play it it's got a classic anime story feel to it; you will LOVE IT, Promise. And it's nothing like onimusha; completely different games.

SotS is really challenging and rewarding. And the combat and items are awesome. Some of the most memorable weapons in a game for me to this day.

>>3856558
>Hell, the main character guy was pretty damn funny from what I remember.

he sure is. I was so put off by how big the female's thighs were in game, it always looked funny to me, but nevermind, the game was awesome.

>>3833702
why the pic tho?

>>3850145
I had this on a demo disk and thought it was pretty fun.

>>3856352
Shit, can't believe I didn't see this sooner. Hopefully it's as good as the Apocalypse one.

>>3829615
what shit

>>3829615
I'm not sure if I got this for free on the pc or the ps1... but it was utter utter shit. UTTER SHITE.

>>3849648
>>3847218

It's not so much that it's a bad looking game on the whole - it's that Hellboy's model was seemingly made by an unpaid intern with no grasp of anatomic proportions, and somehow nobody on the dev team cared enough to speak up on the fact that the model for the TITULAR PLAYER CHARACTER was hot dogshit.

To be fair, though, it's not exactly surprising that a the devs didn't care - a PS1 game released in 2004? They surely knew they were working on unsellable garbage right from the start.

>>3832672
same with diablo

>>3829375

so.. this is the power of the PS1

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>>3856829
Damn

>>3829380
wtf man, it's one of the best games for psx.

>>3856612
i don't have any friends to tell me everything will be okay.

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>>3856819
To be even more fair it looks like the model was based off the comic book style, which does suffer from tiny limbs, huge torso, and tree trunk neck. It's still off compared to the source material, but I think that's the big reason.

>>3856965
If you think that's bad, even in the generation after that this was an issue. Animal Crossing for Gamecube came with its own memory card because you needed an entire card to save your town (I think this was 4MB?).

Even when compared to modern games that seems like a lot.

>>3857121
>If you think that's bad, even in the generation after that this was an issue. Animal Crossing for Gamecube came with its own memory card because you needed an entire card to save your town (I think this was 4MB?).
Oh snap, I forgot about that! I liked how AC and Super Mario Sunshine came with memory card stickers so you could remember which card had your save on it.

>>3833026
Gauntlet is fucking amazing.

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Worst game coming through

>>3857510
It's Diablo but better. No idea why you think it's the worst.

Fun fact: Diablo saves on PS1 took like 8 slots on Memory Cards. Darkstone took less, though I don't remember the exact number.

>>3857681
Those load times on Darkstone were fucking terrible.

>>3829375
I actually beat this game and collected everything kek

>>3857510
>>3857681
Darkstone was better than Diablo in many aspects, but also worse in many.

Still, not a bad game at all.

>>3829549
didn't even know they made a second game til recently get it with a dreamcast super hyped its nothing like the first i was pissed

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>>3840004
Inspector Gadget was Matthew Broderick.

Inspector Gadget 2 recast him with French Stewart.

Literally nobody noticed.

Also IG2 was much more faithful to the source material. Which was itself just an 11th-hour retooling of an unauthorized Lupin III spinoff.

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i dont think you guys are even trying

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Learning of some real shitters here, thanks

>>3857961
hey thats the cartoon that didn't get made.

>>3847246

i came here to post this. However, I must say that as a child i liked it, even with all its flaws. Honestly, it was terrible.

>>3840004
Probably for a cheap cash in on established franchises, kinda the same reason that Tiny Toons got a bunch of games even years after the series was finished.

>>3858348
why did we all like spawn when we were kids? It wasn't even marketed to kids, right? Weird.

>>3850189
>tfw I used to play this

>>3829615
That's why you have to have high licensing costs (Nintendo, bla...) so devs actually have to give a shit about their game in development.

>>3829273
M&ms

>>3858180
Is this the PS1's equivalent of Action 52?

>>3829418
I would love a current-gen Star Wars fighter with just exclusively lightsaber users with different styles and such, from all 3 movie eras.
I thought even Revan as a bonus character that works like a mimic (like Mokujin from Tekken for example) would be kinda cool.

>>3829541
Holy shit I've played this. It's a bit unnerving but yeah, generally shit.

>>3839717
It was hard because of shit controls iirc

>>3858603
It was. Kids love edgy pretentious "mature" crap. There's nothing more childish than Spawn.

>>3860657
yes it has 3 racing games that are clones with the models swapped to make them seem like different games

>>3858180
Could a get a video of this shit?

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>>3858180

>google about it
>Midas

Oh boy, you're automatically right. I can't even think about something they touched that didn't turned to be worthless trash

>>3831253
god that's terrible

any of them

>>3847727
dude games get plenty remastered

>>3834794
well, they're lazy ports that cost almost nothing to develop and publish and have the potential to sell millions, it's obvious EA would do it.

>>3835329
some licensed games are good though, like that toy story 2 game for the ps1 or the first 3 harry potter games

>>3862112
Yeah, just now. Before then, games got retooled from the ground up to get on other systems, and it usually meant quite a bit of changes to the point where the game doesn't look the same anymore. Either that or just plop them as is on a new console, where they still look the same, but the difference is higher resolution, although depending on game, it gets worse (Sometimes stretched out, sometimes introduces new bugs they didn't iron out, sometimes framerate and stuttering issues that weren't there before that makes the game unbearable).

>>3829383
It's ogre.

>>3860808
only in french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rs7ZW89ouc

>>3829418
I didn't even know this existed

>>3829927
I liked the movie, didn't know it had a game
>>3829929
u wot mate, that's an awesome game and the multiplayer brawl mode with a shitton of fighters on the screen was simply amazing.
Also them super bouncy tiddies

>>3836005
if it's not a treasure hunter? what is it then?

>>3838480
it doesn't look like it is

>>3837912
digitalized sprites were a mistake

I admit it has some kind of grotesque charm though

>>3842020
wait a second, this looks shitty and the bad kind of 90s, but the animations are smooth as fuck

>>3845494
say what you want, but that flamethrower is impressive

>>3847558
the opening was spectacular, I've watched it hundreds of times

>>3843101
Bought this recently to see what it was like as I remembered playing it with a school friend when I was 10.

Turned it off after about 15 minutes.

Absolute shit.

>>3857113
I love Mignola's style

>>3863767
No, yeah, I personally adore the deliberately skewed proportions he gives his characters. Idk what it is, but I love it.

>>3845248
The music is kinda catchy actually, I wanted to listen to the rest but
>No OST in the youtube
>Actually, no OST uploaded at all in the internet
...Oh well.

>>3846384
Temple of Doom is so old it has an Atari game.

Star Wars is so old, It didn't come out on home console initially.

>>3863989
*correct myself, star wars was on Atari before before arcades, tron and death race were the first licensed movie arcade games before home consoles.