Choose.

SNES is less cheap. MK64 fucking cheats.

I like em both

snes. but i admit it's for pure nostalgia reasons. i never spent a lot of time with mario kart 64. i'm thinking of getting it on virtual console. how has it aged?

64. Super was one of my first racing games, but I can't stand it anymore.

>>3802873
>how has it aged?
It's one of my favorite games, but its aged horribly. It's almost unplayable because of extreme rubber-banding and floaty/slippery controls.

you can play SMK even today, MK64's physics are unplayable today

>>3802879
Same with super circuit

>>3802856
>Luckshit: The Racer
neither, I'll stick with Initial D, thanks

>>3802879
>>3802884
>unplayable
Is it really that bad?

>>3802884
>MK64's physics are unplayable today
I have no idea where this shit comes from. The physics are fun. What is wrong in your opinion, and how is it "unplayable" today?

I haven't been into new karts since DD because they got too ADD.

>>3802856
Can't we just agree that both of them have aged like milk and most of the non-retro games are better in every way?

>>3802910
Racers will literally disappear and reappear in front of you, or next to you.

>>3802924
Double Dash is the best.

>>3802950
I hear a lot of people say they like it, but I've also heard that it's very polarizing. I've never played it myself since physical copies are kinda pricey and my computer sucks.

So far, my favorites have been Wii and 8.

>>3802924
I never liked the SNES one and 64 is still fun to me, so no.

Mario Kart 64 is so fucking broken.

>>3802971
They're both still fun to me, but I prefer the newer ones.

>>3802905
no. he just literally sucks. beating the fucking AI is easy as balls. if you're not getting first place in every race in 150cc/reverse you are beyond retarded, which incidentally most of /vr/ apparently is.

use skid boost and have a weapons ready. it's so fucking simple. /vr/ is shit.

>>3802983
The AI was unacceptable, even for an N64 game. I'm not complaining because I'm bad at the game. I have gold trophies on every cup. I'm complaining because the game isn't fun or interesting when it randomly selects two challenger players and they fucking cheat the whole time.

>>3802983
Shut up, you fucking nigger.

>>3802983
the ai was retarded

>>3802991
no, you're shit and that's that. I can play the game literally whenever and get first place fucking easily every race. you're simply retarded and I'm sorry your mom dropped you on your head that hard as a kid.

>>3802993
>>3802996
same applies to you two

>>3802991
>I have gold trophies on every cup
you say this like it's a fucking accomplishment lol

I bet you broke your balls to get those trophies when I can piss them out every time I pick up the game

/vr/ is such a queef

saying the AI is bad in this game is meaningless when you have friends, desu

Recently got an N64 with an Everdrive and a CRT. Tried MK64. How can people say this is one of the best games in the franchise? The music is pretty soothing, but the game's unfair and the controls suck. This is coming from someone who likes every non-/vr/ Mario Kart.

>>3803010
this is also correct

it's kekworthy that /vr/ mainly rates fucking mario kart on AI

pretty sad existence desu senpai

>>3803006
>>3803004
Not him, but you're not gonna prove your point by throwing around empty insults. Getting acclimated to shitty AI doesn't automatically make the game good or that same AI acceptable in anyway. All of the other Mario Kart games have proven that. Even Super.

No, getting gold trophies isn't particularly hard, but when the game demands perfection and cheese tactics, it gets significantly less fun.

>>3803010
Also this. MK64 is so much better as a multiplayer game.

>>3803018
it does not demand perfection though lol

it demands you to not be retarded.

i wish my old laptop still worked so I could record a playthrough right now to show you how easy it is

fucking retard

>>3803019
It does, though. lol. Shame perfect runs in MK aren't that hard. lol.

See, I could do the same thing and type like a bird who only goes to Facebook, but I'm not gonna play this game, because it's going to get us nowhere. I'm gonna dust off an old meme so that you can comprehend it and say:

Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.

Super doesn't control super well. I mean 64 isn't the best Mario Kart either, but you can at least see where you're going more than 15 feet ahead of you.

>>3803027
the fact that you need proof of something so simple, that i was able to do easily since I was literally 12 years old, really tells me just how fucking asshated retarded you are m8.

tell u what tho. tomorrow I'll try hooking up my N64 to the hdtv. if there's no input lag, and there's enough memory on the phone, i'll gladly upload a playthrough to shit down your retarded face

>>3803037
You get right on that, kiddo. Let me know when you figure out that it isn't the difficulty that's the problem in that game.

>>3803043
>already resorting to words you learned on /v/
Are you done? Where's that perfect Mario Kart 64 playthrough you mentioned?

>>3803047
>strawmanning this hard
the failed abortion continues

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>>3803043
How pathetic does your life have to be for you to get this upset because somebody on an anonymous website isn't as good at Mario Kart as you are? I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with, but damn son. Chill out.

>>3803043
>this post
You have some serious anger issues, anon.

>>3803043
Did that trigger you? You seem triggered.

>>3803051
And there's the word I was hoping for. Have fun shitting up the rest of the thread with all those buzzwords that automatically make you right.

>>3803052
It's pretty pathetic, isn't it?

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>>3803043
>all of this edge
Jesus Christ dude. You need to calm down. Its just Mario Kart.

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>>3803043
>getting this upset over mario kart
It's just a fucking kids game. It's supposed to be fun. You've somehow made it the opposite of fun. Kill yourself, my man.

>>3803052
>>3803054
>>3803058
>>3803059
>>3803060
>>3803064
>being so spergy u take words on /vr/ this srs
LMAO

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>>3803043
>>3803067
>being so spergy that you're perfect at the worst mario kart game

>>3803067
>calling other people spergs for taking /vr/ posts too seriously
>your post was nothing but fucking autistic rage
Oh, the irony. Just stop. Please.

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>>3803059
admit it though. I got you pegged like the bitch you are. pic related makes you menstruate doesn't it?

>>3803071
never said I was perfect. just not a retard ;^)

>>3803067
>the guy who typed this >>3803043 is calling other people spergs
I can't take the autism. Its too much.

>>3803075
Nah, not really. It's honestly making me laugh that you're actually taking it this far.

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>>3803075
I've been browsing 4chan for over 10 years (yeah, I know that's not something to brag about) and you might be the most fucking autistic and insecure piece of shit I've ever come across. I've never seen anybody get so mad and so defensive over fucking Mario Kart. It's an anonymous website. Who are you trying to impress? Please gas yourself.

Never been very fond of Mario Kart, Double Dash was fun but the others are pretty unremarkable.

>>3803081
nothing makes u laugh u autist

i mean just look at your ugly ass failed abortion of a face. jesus fucking christ. it makes others laugh but makes u cry

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>>3803087

>>3803075
These >>3803081 >>3803085
Nobody in this thread thinks you're cool because you're good at Mario Kart. You're fucking autistic and everybody is laughing at you.

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>>3803006
Queef, that's a great word to demean somebody. Hey queef, say hI to your mom for me ... kek

>>3803093
oh noez a bunch of permavirgins are laughing at me how will i ever live

pls get some self awareness you hopeless queef

>>3803087
Dear god, I wish I knew what this person looked like. I wish I could see what kind of person sits behind their computer at 3am and tells people to kill themselves over a fucking children's game.
You must have so many friends.

>>3803097
You keep using the same insults/names, like a broken record. I think you might actually be on the spectrum. I'm not just saying that to be rude. I'm serious. You might really be autistic.

>>3803098
far more attractive than you could ever hope to be and I come with a seven inch penis that I fed to my girlfriend repeatedly last night over and over again. glad to know its 3 am wherever you are you hopeless queef

>>3803097
>oh noez
So, I was on to something with that "Pics or it didn't happen" line, then?

>>3803105
>that grammar/punctuation
>he keeps saying queef, like he just learned what a queef is five minutes ago
>muh dick
>bragging about how good he is on an anonymous website, desperate for validation
Are you 12?

>>3803107
i dont even know what youre talking about queefy lmao

>>3803109
>all this tldr memetext autism
lmao

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>>3803105
I'm glad you've realized that this conversation is beyond retarded and are now in on the joke.

I love how much this guy is stirring up the thread. It's such vapid, low effort trolling yet he's taking several people for a ride. You can feel the blood pressure rising in here.

At first I thought this kid was trolling, but now I'm convinced that something is actually wrong with him.

>>3803115
>ugly permavirgin this much in denial that something so trivial could possibly be true
kek. just kek.

>>3803117
Did you just assume his gender?

>>3803117
God, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. This kid is doing an amazing job.

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>>3803097
Hey. You don't get to use queef as some sad attempt at insulting people. You literally just used it cause my post was last. Until you posted...queef, tell your dad he sucks a good dick, but it's not worth 10 dollars.

That's how you use queef. Fucking autistic grabbing at anything to save them of humiliation. Not today faggot. You lost, you sperged over a shit game and really pissed me off with your inaccurate usage of the insult queef!

>>3803085
>I've been browsing 4chan for over 10 years
You and every newfag ever.

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>>3803124
As >>3803117 put it, I'm glad you've managed to keep up this long. But this is something I'd see on /v/ on a slow day. You're losing your touch, anon.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

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Why do people hate 64 so god damn much? I think it's a ball single player and multiplayer and i certainly prefer it over super

>>3803131
permavirginal menstruation desu

>>3803135
>he's still trying to discuss video games
Get a load of this faggot.

>>3803131
I don't even know anymore.

>>3803135
I never claimed to hate 64, but Christ does it have problems. It's still fun to boot up and perfect every cup because it's so easy, though.

This thread is a work of art.

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>>3803105
>>3803110


Fuck dude! You just ruined the word queef for me. Wtf is wrong with you. Did you think I was gonna laugh? Just cause I posted that I like that word as an insult.
I don't even want you to say hi to your mom for me. You are a really shity person. Me and everybody else here really want you to kill yourslef!

>>3803149
I honestly haven't laughed this much on the chains in a long time. This is brilliant.

>>3803170
I'm glad somebody else appreciated it. That shit was hilarious. I almost had an asthma attack.

>>3803173
The non-autists get it desu.

>>3803176
Who's gonna screen cap this?

>>3803182
I'm sure it'll get archived.

>>3803010
this nigga gets it

Block Fort, Double Deck, Skyscraper and Big Donut. Fucking great times

>>3802879
>It's almost unplayable because of extreme rubber-banding and floaty/slippery controls.
Someone's bad.

>>3802983
hahaha yeah man i smashed that game even had enough time to lap the ai
them multiplayer rounds were epic though
the ai was basic as fuck and the only competition came from the absolute retarded driving for example smashing into you for no fucking reason then shooting a shell and wrecking themselves
n64 by far
the snes one is a fucking eyesore

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>>3803043
>>3803059
>>3803067
>>3803075
>>3803087
>>3803105
>>3803117

1. 8
2. Double Dash
3. 7
4. DS
5. Super
6. Wii
7. 64
8. Super Circuit

64 and Super Circuit suck so bad because of the nightmarish rubber banding. Wii is just terrible, but ultimately playable unlike those other two abominations. Bike users are faggots who don't like to play fair. They're like Oddjob players in GoldenEye and monkey users in TimeSplitters.

>>3803628
>/vr/ so shit it finds the rubber banding in mk64 'nightmarish'
kek. just kek. such a hopeless fucking board. just play on 50cc in the toddler pool if you're literally that shit. also get friends holy fuck.

>>3802856
Super

>>3803649
you know what fuck it. I'm gonna download MK64 right now on open emu on this shitty ass macbook and record a playthrough from start to finish with quicktime player screen capture function just to show how shit u retards are. I havent played this game in years, and I bet my balls I'll still kick its ass same as always. fucking retards Smh.

>>3803649
>>3803659
Yeah, I can bunnyhop off of Rainbow Road and skip half the track all three laps and the cumputer will still catch up.

>drop by to /vr/ after some while
>uh neat mk thread
>/v/ level of tardism

Welp I'm out, what happend to comfy /vr/.This site is really digging its own grave.

>>3803659

Cool bro. Can't wait to see it.

>>3803749

Sperglords.

The technical/repair threads are very accommodating though.

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>>3803659
Done. You fucking cocksmoking faggots.

1st in every fucking race, apart from Bowser's Castle, where I got 2nd. back to fucking back tourneys. realise how utterly shite your existence is at everything u do. fucking hopeless cucks. eat shit and die, but before u do that, accept that you're cancer and are bad at the only thing you think you're good at. learn to realise that maybe, just maybe, it's not the game that is badly designed: rather you are simply too retarded to play it. this is not just in relation to mario kart, it's also in relation to every shitty game u play, also your complete inability to give a woman an orgasm.

fucking useless shitters. upload on the way. eat shit and fucking choke on it.

>>3803667
then you are a miraculously awful driver gg

>>3803759

Wow. Why are you so upset though?

>>3803759
>miraculously awful driver
Dude, the game cheats. They accelerate to fucking lightspeed to catch up.

>>3803779
there is literally no way you did the jump skip in star road and had the faggots catch up unless you are beyond fucking retarded.

and holy shit, like I said, it's not hard to deal with the AI with weapons you hold onto you magnificent shitter.

In this playthrough, apart from Bowser's Castle, there are only TWO LAPS where I'm not in first place lmao. and I fucked up bowser's castle because it was my fault. I'm not blaming the game like you, I know I could have done better so it's my fault.

you however are a menstruationary limp wristed vagina flailing around blaming everything else apart from yourself. fucking check yourself you useless limp noodle.

just play on 50cc cuck

>>3803759
You act like getting first in every race (which you didn't even manage to do kek) is difficult.
Nobody said the game was hard. We said it was fucking cheap/broken.
Congrats on almost getting first in every race in a broken game that you've had 20 years to adjust to, I guess.

>>3803792
predictable response from the cuck. and I quote
>It's almost unplayable because of extreme rubber-banding and floaty/slippery controls.

now post your magnificent gameplay faggot. let's see just how shitty u are

>>3803127

I like it, reminds me of the old days of 4chan

>>3803797
*Oh yeah, and claiming you need ""perfection""" to do well in this game lmao. Such obvious shitters, jesus christ, and you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. this playthrough is hardly perfection and mistakes are frequent, it makes no difference because I'm not a retard. you do not need """"perfection"""" to beat MK64 lmao

but
>waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaah cheating AI it's so cheap and broken """nightmarish""" I'm so shit but I tell myself I'm not this game is broken instead because I absolutely suck waaaaaaah waaaaaaaah
fucking kyss, honestly, not even memeing

>>3803824
We haven't even seen your video. You can't just post a screenshot of the YouTube uploader and claim that you got first on every race.
Video or it didn't happen.

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>>3803839
its on the way you desperate cuck ahahahaa

and when it's uploaded you'll only make more excuses like the vagina you are tsk tsk

and you will never upload your own gameplay of all tourneys back to back because you literally can't as you're total shit

>>3803842
Whatever, dude. We'll talk when your video is uploaded. Until then, I don't believe you.

>>3803842

i read 37 min of screaming

Which could just as well be posssible

>>3803847
typical. fragile existence built on denial. pathetic.

>>3803842
£5 it's a rick astley hit, pls

>>3803856
I hope not. I really want to see this autist play. I can't wait to be enlightened and educated by the god of Mario Kart 64.

>>3803863
>>3803847
i really cant believe that this is even considered such a big deal to you retards man lmao

>>3803878
>still no video
lol

>>3803882
wait your turn like a good cuck

>>3803897
I just want to see how amazing you are, but you probably aren't even uploading a video. You're probably just trolling me.

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well here you go luggage lads

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5c3f7w

>REV UP THEM EXCUSES

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damn, if i had the time right now i'd counter-pose with godlike smk skills, but got exam tomorrow... maybe this weekend

SMK > N64 imho, but a good reason for that is that back in the day my friends and I liked to get lit and battle all night long for years... great times!

Nothing more satisfying as having max speed, extrem grinding around that blue corner and shooting your opponent with a green shell in a 45° angle... they'd get so pissed :^)

And, although it wasn't 4 player we still had fun cheering for the loser, since whoever won got to play again and the fucking winner bragged like a motherfucker (we always played best of three)

>Nostalgia activated

>>3803925
>dailymotion
This link doesn't work for me. I thought you were uploading to YouTube.

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>>3803925
>his title screen looks like this
The mark of a true pleb.

>>3803959
KEK

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>>3803925
>placing second

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>>3803797
>>3803824
>>3803925
Go read the thread again, because I didn't say the game was hard. I'm not the guy who said it was nightmarish. Demanding perfection =/= extreme difficulty. Artificial difficulty, maybe, but MK64 isn't that hard, as established, you just can't fuck up at all because the terrible AI.

I can't believe you're still at this.

>>3803925
You've never gotten gold on every cup? Seriously?

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>>3803959
So utterly cucked and predictable. It looks like that because it was literally just downloaded lmao. Look at the end of the video and see the new screen, I knew u cucks would pull this bullshit.

As for all the other cucks, go ahead and post your shit tier gameplay of each tourney back to back. U can't because ur all literal turds lmao

Gg boys stay shit at the vidya and the pussy and being handsome lmao

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>>3803087

>>3804089
>>>/facebook/