Shovelware.

>>3788053
Duh, get the n64 version.

>>3788053
why isn't the girl green

>>3788053
We had this thread months ago.

The game is okay.

>>3788068
This

>>3788073
They needed tits and ass to help sell the game, and being completely green sort of obscures features and would have made her less attractive on the cover.

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>>3788053
When I was about 12, I went to a Game X Change and traded in a snes, a gray brick Gameboy and a Gameboy Pocket, and a game collection between the systems which could possibly bring 5 figures with today's prices.

And I got a copy of Army Men: Sarges Heroes and Soul Reaver for the ps1, and an aftermarket camouflage controller to show for it.

>Everyone including the girl got melted and murdered so sarge can have a gritty SRS game

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>>3788053
>this is the shit that games looked like prior to the social justice warrior liberation

>>3788073
hot glued

>>3788068
>not DC

>>3788053
PARTY TIME

>>3788782
GOOD TO GO

>>3788504
Oh that's okay.

I traded in my xbox with about 50 odd games including steel battalion and the controller so I could get a xbox360...

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>>3789060

>>3788053
I had a female friend who unironically liked this series (and Portal Runner) a lot growing up.

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Chewed up hours of my time.

>>3788053
why didn't "The Mean Greens" ever take off? Seemed like a fun game at the time

There was something weird about this game. It was creepy I think, the levels we weird, and it was so serious even though they were toys.

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>>3790515
Forgot my pic.

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>>3788053
shitty game with broken controls

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>>3790556
anyone had this as a kid?

>>3789060
Xbox is the port machine of the sixth generation anyway. It's no big loss.

>>3792154
>Xbox is the port machine
Nah, it had plenty of genuinely good exclusives and it was THE platform to get for console-only multiplats.

Dreamcast was the port machine. Nothing but arcade ports and less than a handful of original games.

>>3792235
GunValkyrie
SMT: Nine

There ya go, anon.

>>3790570
it was ok

>>3792235
Otogi 1
Otogi 2
Ninja Gaiden Black
Breakdown
Voodoo Vince
Metal Wolf Chaos
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Phantom Dust
Steel Battalion
Brute Force

>>3792340
name ten more

>>3788073
I think is some kind of Barbie or something, I don't think there were female green toys (in real world), but maybe I'm wrong.

>>3792340
>Otogi
>Voodoo Vince
>Phantom Dust
>Brute Force

These aren't good, with the exception being Phantom Dust, which is only good if you have 3 other people to play with.

>>3792235
Outrun 2
Spikeout Battle Street
GunValkyrie
Steel Battalion
Ninja Gaiden Black

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>>3792235

>>3790468
I un-ironically like the series as well, although I've only played Sarge's Heroes 1 & 2, and the xbox version (mind you I always thought the gameplay was shit, but I really like the setting & atmosphere the games have)

>>3790549
That cover is pretty grim, to match

>>3792374

Almost all those games were supposed to be DC exclusives :(

>>3789060
DAMAGED!

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>>3788053

>>3790556
Fuck you it's the ultimate Scooby Doo experience. I haven't played any that are newer, did they keep the exploring/gathering clues mechanic or just make more shitty platformers like >>3790570?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Po9rPQA9XLI
>tfw you will never eat two giant sandwiches in one bite each

>>3795645
I had a damn lot of fun with Battletanx, especially the multiplayer.

>>3795645

That game's actually pretty solid.

>>3788073
Because she's a barbie doll, yah fucking dink.

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>>3795645
Everything about the sequel was better

>>3788521
>>Everyone including the girl got melted and murdered so sarge can have a gritty SRS game
Actually, the villain created copies so he could murder those copies and turn Sarge into Punished Sarge. The real Vicky and such were kept in storage, and you see a glimpse of canisters with their names on them at the end of the game.

>>3795645
Name ONE 3D tank combat game better than BattleTanx I fucking dare you.

It's one of those shit games I enjoyed. I really like the OST and sound effects. I can still hear them. Grim was pretty cool. The sniper and flamethrower were busted in multiplayer though.

>>3797421
See
>>3796531

>>3795645
ps1 version was fun what was wrong with the n64 version?

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>>3788053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9doT02nWzSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CeOI_L-WI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqJkXCk2VNQ

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>>3788053
I guarantee you this is the worst iteration of the Army Men series

>>3790549

I really enjoyed this game. Bullets were projectiles instead of hitscan and everything died fast except tanks, as it should be. Big, open maps with mission objectives too.

>>3798601

>looked it up on youtube
>roughly 7 minutes of cutscenes before the first level starts
>appears to play like a 3D version of Commando or Ikari Warriors

Wow, did they really need so much story for an arcade style game about running forward and shooting everything?