My cat is a Sega fanboy now

>>3765815
Sir, your cat appears to not be playing Sega, but rather watching grass grow. I can understand the mistake; the two experiences are nearly identical.

>yet another console war thread
Don't take the bait, /vr/

>>3765819
fpbp

>>3765815
>niggercat playing a nigger consoles
hmm, nothing's changed

>>3765815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNlEkfxXcdo

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Really makes you reconsider some statements

>>3765867
>have a genesis
>don't own any of those games

>>3765865
Sega was always cutting edge.

>>3765865
no wonder they flopped

Fully grown ass men, 30+, engaging in consoles wars they've been doing since 10.

Behaving the same way 10 year old kids, then and now, are behaving.

Be fucking ashamed of yourselves.

Time to forget about brands, and instead recognize (and praise) artistry and technical competence and just general great pieces of software WHEREVER, as well as the individuals that made it happen.

Corporations don't give a fuck about you, why do you get so invested in them?

To them, you are literal cattle to be exploited. The best semblance of humanity you have to them is a number on a balance sheet.

>>3765865
>colors only matter when our console have more

>>3765913
That would take actual intelligence. It's so much easier to say my dad can beat up your dad so neener neener neener.

>>3765913

This post is SJW as fuck.

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>>3765913
Nintendo deserves death.

>>3765913
Shut the fuck up you double nigger

>>3765815

Rock on, Sega cat. Only dumb slow mutts would prefer a babby console like the SNES.

>>3766123
The first four lines are true, but the final two lines are a bit subjective.

Corporations of a necessity needs to care about their customers if they want old ones to continue to use their product and new ones to be attracted to said product. But no one is necessarily in it just to benefit their fellow man, either, and to think that they should be is naïve.

The truth is that it is never so cut and dry, right and wrong, black and white. The majority always falls somewhere in the middle of any issue, and anyone who believes otherwise is simply projecting their own shortcomings and gullibility.

>>3766138

You type like an 16 year old kid that thinks he knows it all.

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A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>>3766147
I been called worse

>>3765913
Let the kids [spoiler[and manchildren[/spoiler] have their fun. Don't be such a party pooper anon, gosh. Laaaame city!

>>3765819

But all the JRPGs are on SNES though.

>>3766201
>implying a black cat can read.

>>3766201
Not Phantasy Star and Shining Force.

>owning both snes and genesis and loving both
The SNES vs Genesis wars were just marketing and not fanboy rage, kids. Any gamer with common sense owned either both or just didn't have the ability to get both.

Unlike today where PSucks vs XBawks is a fucking nerd war where both sides are basically shit.

>>3766192
pssssst...

next time try control+s

>>3765815
Wow, a poor cat who likes fart noises. Way to pick good pets op.
You only wish you could play earthbound.

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>>3765913
Holy shit this post is so gay.

You know what's worse than so-called console warring (even though it's very clearly tongue in cheek)? The autists on this board who think a little bit of lighthearted banter is actually deadly serious and take their time to write stupid posts like this. Do you really think OP was being serious when he says his cat prefers Sega therefore Sega is better? What the fuck is wrong with you?


Why don't autists get bants?

>>3765819
#shotsfired

>>3766138

Corporations seek profit. The extent of a corporation's interest in you is to extract money from you, using whatever means they can, one of them being pretending that they care about you.

I can't see how that is "projecting".

And by the way, I'm not defending or praising the opposite ie. companies being socially owned and "people" oriented, as socialists desire.

>>3766123
How so?

>>3766581
It wasn't limited to the cat thing was it? Did you see the escalation? Threads like these are a gateway to premium quality standards of vee and gee.

You called me a gay autist that cannot handle muh banter. I have to deal with it.

I'm calling you a little brat that is annoying as fuck, and that your attitude is childish and brings the board down with your crap. Deal with it.

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>>3765819
kek
>>3765913
>To them, you are literal cattle to be exploited.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

my cat prefers snes, loud noises and blast processing scare him

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>>3766150
>A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>>3767848

American_Playing_On_Japanese_Cab.jpg

>>3765815
This might literally be the worst bait of all time. Congrats.

>>3767874
>37 replies
>worst bait
kek

>>3767874

You must be on the spectrum.

>>3766581

>Why don't autists get bants?

Dude, that's one of the defining features of autism. They take things literally and don't understand tact/jokes/sarcasm. You may as well ask why blind people can't see.

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>>3765819

quit talkin shit and post more pics of cats

>>3765913
I agree, we all know the SEGA Genesis is the best console to have graced the Earth, so lets all stop this fighting.

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>>3765819

>>3766581
>just PRETENDING