...so, how does one create God with his own bare hands?

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With difficulty

>>3732421
I believe the traditional way is to sit down and start writing.

Alternatively, telling gullible people stories seems to also work very well.

>>3732421
Step 1: Build a machine that copies itself with occasional mistakes, using raw metallic ores and sunlight
Step 2: Put this machine in the asteroid belt
Step 3: Wait 2 billion years

>>3732421

Just find people who will believe your stories.

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with the power of your mind

>>3732421

Nanomachines, son.

>>3732421
Ask Voltaire

>>3732421
Well, in JRPGs it usually involves genetic engineering or giant robots or absorbing some kind of dimensional rift.

have you tried put your penis in a creepy purple haired chick

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>>3733479
>creepy purple haired chick

You don't. You will need a katana and a fedora.

>>3732421
1. Start killing retarded atheist
2. ????????
3. Profit

>>3733487

Don't pretend like you have a lot of options

>>3732421
BY USING MAGIC AND SHIT!

>>3732421
Nanomachines, son

>>3733510
>calls atheists retards
>when he believes an invisible wizard created everything in the universe
wew

"I lied... I wasn't out of paint. I just feared I would finish the portrait."

>>3734627
I'd rather bathe in hydrochloric acid.

>>3735043
>thinks nothing spontaneously erupted from nothing creating everything
>not retarded

wew

You use an infinite energy source to capture an extradimentional being akin to god

>>3733371
Shut up Dawkins

>>3732421
You'd need to create a universe, or at least a simulation of a universe

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>>3732421

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Have an empire-wide fueled orgy full of hedonists.

>>3735243
>>thinks nothing spontaneously erupted from nothing creating everything
you believe the same thing, you're just adding a magic man who's always existed because jews say so into the equation