All they wanted was music, is that so wrong?
> Get invited by humans who wish to pay you a tribute
> Come along
> Some psychopath with a whip of all things wants to kill you
> Hide in a comfy castle
> The fucker turns the whole place upside down (literally) and finds you
> Destroys an ancient castle, an important piece of architecture
All Belmonts are nuts
The peach shoguns were a parody of Takarazuka revue, wasn't it?
It could also be a parody of visual kei, the game was released in 1997, the "visual boom" was in full bloom with flamboyant bands like Malice Mizer, Lareine, Shazna, etc.
And both takarazuka and visual kei use heavy elements of western/european aesthetics, same as the peach shoguns who transform the edo castle into an european castle. (and yes, OP, that is wrong, you can't just go to Edo and turn their castle into some Disney land bullshit)
Didn't they fly a giant Peach?
>>3731653
>These are "Europeans"
>>3733003
They aren't european, they're the "Peach shoguns", who want to turn Japan into a beautiful european-like place or something.
Playing this shit right now, just beat the first Impact boss fight. Why is this videogame so fabulous?
>>3733303
>Why is this videogame so fabulous?
PRASUUUUUMUHHHH
OH GORGEOUS MY STAGE
>>3733303
Great charm, music, fun characters, level design is amazing both look and design, the characters are all fun, game doesn't take itself seriously.
>>3733454
Sometimes I wish I could have played (and understood) the japanese version.
It feels like their jokes were so half assed translated.
>>3733545
shut up, you WEIRDO
snes translations fucking when
>>3733545
Dancin' calling Goemon and Ebisu Antonio and Fernandez is actually there on the japanese version as well.
>that amazing OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZQzuxEJl-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k1LPmIaa8o
And the best for last; https://youtu.be/OA2eoTUZG6g
>>3734618
>no ghost toy box castle
>>3734595
Oh no, I lost all my CAR MAGAZINES!
>>3734642
"weirdo" was a decent attempt at translating "okama" without saying "faggot".
But yeah the "car magazines" was just typical western censorship.
>>3734618
i'd tap his boypussy
>>3734637
The song only gets good at the end of the castle near the pool table.
>>3734618
I like this song. When it picks up 20 seconds in.
https://youtu.be/SF9_AClQV48
Rank your ninjas.
Ebisumaru > Yae > Goemon > Sasuke
>>3735095
You posted reverse order I'm assuming?
>>3735095
I can't choose!
>>3731673
>Steal men's souls
>Make them your slaves
>Speak empty words
>Have an empty soul
This thread ill needs a poster such as you
>>3734595
(laugh track)
Oooooh~
Yae is my waifu.
>>3735828
Good taste. Omitsu is also a fine choice.
>>3735852
I like that moment where the characters realize Omitsu just soloed the game to catch up with them.
ORE WA GORGEOUS
AA IMPACTO
>>3735913
DA- DA- DASH!!!
Catgirl is bestgirl.
All he wanted to do was Make Impact Great Again.
Was Ebisumaru ever aware that Sister Bisumaru was his descendant from the future?