Name a harder retro game.
>>3720528
Seeing as the holy diver cart is made of plastic i imagine this custom gold atari 2600 and it's game cases are, in fact, harder due to gold being a more solid substance then plastic.
>>3720540
kek
I guess there's not many old game more difficult out there
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
>>3720528
pic related is my nemesis
>>3720540
nigga have you ever touched gold that didn't come out of your granny's jaw?
>>3720540
Solid gold is pretty much worthless due to how malleable it is.
>>3720528
>>3720714
>Solid gold is pretty much worthless
Oy vey, feel free to send me all your gold then my good goy--err, sir.
>>3720705
>my nemesis
oh you
>>3720717
It's all about energy nig nog, we've advanced beyound shiny objects
>>3720723
Good, good, Israel will buy all your gold then since you have no use for it! How about 5 cents an ounce? 3 cents it is. Alright, you drive a hard bargain for a goy, I'll give you 1 cent an ounce!
>>3720725
Whatever, Israel is going to get nuked soon anyway
>>3720528
Artificial difficulty. It's like they balanced the game, then said fuck it, multiply everything's health by 10 to make it as tedious as possible.
>>3720717
Pure gold cannot be made into jewelry if you expect that jewelry to last.
>>3720742
Oy vey, you've convinced me. I'll buy your gold for half a cent an ounce and not a shekel lower. It's practically another shoah here, but they don't call me your greatest ally for nothing.
>>3720528
>>3720540
Gold is actually very soft, you can easily bend it with just your fingers.
>>3720528
just played it, the 4th stage is pretty tough. cool game.
>>3720528
LOOK OUT
>>3723007
what is it?
>>3723694
Holy Diver. Possibly the hardest game ever that isn't a romhack like kaizo mario
Jet Set Willy
Monty on the Run
Cauldron 2
Deathtrap Dungeon
but that's not that hard
supa mario brothas 2 babeeee
>>3720528
>>3720714
gold is a good conductor of electricity, and non corrosive. of course you don't need solid gold just wires. also gold leaf is great to put on everything to make sure everyone knows you have no taste.
It doesn't have to be fun, right? This, then.
>>3720528
I can't. This is in my opinion the single hardest retro game worth playing, at least within the broad genre of action platformers.
Maybe Wizardry IV is harder, but the two are hardly comparable.
>>3726495
Holy Diver makes Battletoads look easy
>>3720528
Such a bummer that it doesn't have liscenced music.
Oh well, the internet provides.
https://youtu.be/-blI7tqgx80
>>3726981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
>>3720528
CVIII (real edition, not the pussy J version) is harder for sure.Honestly Holy Diver isn't that crazy, you just have to be a little patient at times.
>>3720528
Welcome to hell