Can we have a "crimes against /vr/" thread?

>>3689332
They are making a mobile version of Wild Arms 1.

>>3689345
Is it a remake or a port?

>>3689348
Probably a port with enhanced graphics

>>3689332
I don't know what's worse, the completely messed up sprite work or the butchering of Amano's character portraits.

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>>3689360
>Enhanced

>>3689348
>>3689360
Wait, they're not making a WA mobage? The announcement was about mobile version of WA1?

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Dragon Quest 4 became unplayable.

>>3689384
Looks okay but they fucked the face up and made his rhinestones too big.

His face should be a sharper baboon face with pointy teeth and not a derp tard face

>>3689403
I know the pupils are kinda there in the original sprite, but they're almost invisible, so I honestly wish they had left them out

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I'm not even a fan of Lucasarts adventure games and I'm disgusted by the Full Throttle "remaster".

>>3689445
honestly doesn't look that different. The art in the original game was very simple.

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The so-called "crimes against /vr/" that have been mentioned so far are minors infractions compared to the felonious act known as Valis X.

>>3689497
Yeah, Arcus X was hotter.

>>3689445
yeah the FT remaster looks fine, the DOTT one is basically a flash game.

>>3689436
SMB is the only game in this in which I'd rather play the original.
>graphics are kind of plain
>needs to be patched to fix the weirdness with hitting blocks
Other than that, I think the rest of the games are all improvements.

>>3689345
I'm kind of excited for this actually. I'm just glad that the franchise hasn't been completely forgotten.

>>3689332
What the hell were they thinking? Were they trying to make the sprites more appeasing to the Candy Crush/mobile gamer crowd or something?

>>3689548
There's a surprisingly decent mobile-only FF game, the remakes use the same engine.

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Ahem.

>>3689756
That aberration that Nomura vomited all over the box art looks like the love child of Sora from KH and the main character from The World Ends With You.

>>3689756
whose hair even does that?

>>3689756
Honestly not a bad game, but holy FUCK it has some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard.

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>>3689794
Nomura was going through a pretty weird phase during that time where he made the most retarded hair imaginable. That's ignoring everything else wrong with his character design.

>>3689398
>Dragon Warrior's Shakespearian speech
>Modern port

No one wanted this back.

>>3689820
jesus

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>>3689398
That's nothing compared to the dialects they added in the DS remakes.

>>3689398
>>3690142

You know when FFTWoL went all Shakespere at least they where talking a far more complex and higher concept story about nobles, the class system, heresy, treachery, sacrifice etc

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>>3690145
and it sucked there as well

>>3690145
Fakespere is the worst thing to happen to videogames

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>>3689332
Goddamn, it looks awful.

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>>3690349
it gets even worse

>>3690354
There's a house and a random tree in 3D? For what purpouse?

>>3690354
That map looks different than how I recall it? Did they add something?

>>3690354
i've seen someone defend this once
i still can't recover

>>3690354
what the for real fuck?

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>>3689384
Oh, hi there

"enhanced", "remastered" editions.

>>3690349
Why were girls moderately more attractive in the late 80's to mid 90's

>>3690463
third reich of feminism hadn't come yet

>>3690463
This >>3690472 + "I shouldn't have to change to fit the world's views, the world's views should change to accommodate me" mentality.

>>3689398
Thanks to god I can play it in spanish

>>3690517
Do you have party chat in Spanish?

>>3690519
Only japanese version have Party Talk

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NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO F2P PHANTASIA

>touch controls, making moving around a pain in the ass and battles near impossible to control
>prices of everything are doubled, game's difficulty is stuck as something past PSX Hard Mode
>save points before bosses are removed
>game tries to shill revival items and EXP boosts that cost real money, resulting in either a grindfest or some idiot shelling out cash every boss fight
>because you sure aren't winning at normal levels thanks to the controls
>the game requires you to connect online to save and load your single player game(the excuse it that it allowed for "bonuses" like doubling gold when the prices are still doubled anyway)
>servers went down months after release as the game sucked
>the entire game is just an error screen now
>the people who actually played this can't even access their game

You can't top this. I was able to play for like 30 minutes before i realized everyone was dying in two hits at the start of the game. It was free and yet I want money back.

>>3690532
actually the phone remakes re-added party chat outside of japan

>>3690558
this is how fuck up a great game, even the gba port have dignity

>>3690425
What the fuck


https://youtu.be/gukhYj9L4go

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>>3689332
Memes like >>3689436 aside, how about real /vr/ crimes against /vr/?

>>3690558
IS IT NOT CASUAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?

>>3690425
What kind of schmuck falls for this? Even an emulator with a filter would be better because at least it's free and doesn't have baby mode pay to win.

>>3690558
man, fuck scamco

>>3689384
this is one of the better ones I've seen
and that's fucking depressing

>tfw have a cousin who buys all of these phone ports/remakes

What a sucker. When he wants to emulate anything he actually gets the ones you have to pay for, then he'll play halfway through a game, and get rid of it all.
>"hey man that game is some fun"
>did you finish it?
>"no I got rid of it a while back I'm playing something else now"
>repeat

I don't understand that shit.

>>3690357
Tree monster porn.

>>3690558
I'm glad i'm stuck in ancient times so I barely know about the horrors of today.

>>3689384
>>3689445
The main issue is just that the people tracing over the graphics have none of the skill that the original artists had. They don't understand what they're drawing and because of that they can't emphasise the shapes to make it read well.

>>3690558
jesus christ how did I not hear about this, that's the worst thing ITT

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>>3690463
I don't know why but they sure are.

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>>3691491
This show ruled. It's funny how nobody ever seems to remember that Clarissa was an amateur programmer and game designer.

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>>3691510
Ah, yes.

Everyone seems to forget that.

>>3690145
>>3690169
The problem here is that every single fucking faggot talks like a nobleman who went to 9 years of faggot school with the monks, when the actual real Shakespeare had commoners making dick sucking innuendos in the first 5 minutes of R&J.

My process is for retranslating is to first check the original PSX FFT translation, then compare the same scenes in WotL strictly to check for any added information, then compare finally to the original Japanese (which is much, much closer to the original translation than the retranslation, i.e. Ramza literally actually screams ”ゲロニモ!”. Literally the name of an American Indian chief as a battle cry.)

After that I consolidate the information presented in all 3 versions, then rewrite new lines in the curt and punchy style of the PSX version.

Honestly guys I already felt this feel a long time ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeOKYeKQfuE

>>3690480
My mentality is actually "If the world displeases me, then it's my duty to change it."

The important thing is that you work for yourself.

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>>3691771
Is this you?

>>3690142

I feel like only ESL players have trouble with this. That having been said, it's shit, and I hate it.

>>3690558
Utterly disgusting. Can anything even compare?

>>3691813
Where did you learn words like bairn?
I can relate it to the Danish barn.

I expect a lot of people, particularly outside the UK, aren't familiar with Scots and even in the UK most people don't read Scots.
http://www.ayecan.com/read_scots.html

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>>3690558
Money truly is the source of all evil.

>>3690558
Even better, this is the only version of the game officially available in English other than the GBA port.

>>3690853
Why do people even give a shit about Guy?

>>3690853
Holy shit I remember this turf of a game

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The Day of the Tentacle remaster looks like a shitty photoshop filter. It would explain why the line weights make no sense.

>>3692413
They literally just traced it

>>3690354
Literally gagged a little.

>>3690357
The map tiles are 2D and the destinations on the map are 3D models. Those trees on the left are map trees and the 3D ones are part of the "town" model.

>>3692413
What are you talking about, that looks great.

>>3692161
Hi, Hector.

>>3692860
disgusting.

this was probably the worst remake ever made.

>>3692470
It looks like a shitty circa 2004 flash animation

>>3690363
2/3´s int othe game the antagonist, his faction and the world get destroyed by the real villain

>>3691767
Yes, but even the Commoners making dick sucking jokes spoke in incomprehensible babble, so WoL's is in good company still.


>Benvolio:
>Blind is his love and best befits the dark.

>Mercurio:
>If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
>Now will he sit under a medlar tree
>And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
>As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.—
>O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were
>An open arse, and thou a poperin pear.
>Romeo, good night. I’ll to my truckle bed.
>This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep.—
>Come, shall we go?

Translation:
"Love is blind."
"if its blind then it misses the pussy and fucks the ass by mistake lmao."

>>3689390
>>3689360
>>3689348
>>3689345

It's a remake designed for mobile. Arc The Lad and Parappa will also be getting ones as well.

>>3692875
Maybe you should get your eyes checked.

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The sad thing is that the Cyan Bushido gameplay changes to make him more viable actually sounds interesting. I'd love this being in a less garbage looking version of the game.

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>>3692860
>game designed and marketed by and for analog control
>DS remake with d-pad input only

NINTENDON'T

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Well hello there fellow retrogamers!!!

>>3692860
I had some fun with the new characters but once you get upstairs the controls just become too shitty to make it worth your while

>>3693018
Remember when everyone wanted Ocarina of Time DS?
I kind of wish it happened just to see how bad it would have been.

>>3693018
>>DS remake with d-pad input only

Well, you can actually control the character with the touchscreen for 360° movement. Not that it makes it better.

Who was that guy who did all the retro console mods with a shitton of hotglue?

>>3693018
Not gonna lie, it's a hell of a lot better with a 3DS due to actually having a stick.

Still could've been better though.

>>3693236
>it's a hell of a lot better with a 3DS due to actually having a stick.
You're still limited to 8 directions and 2 speeds. 3DS oesn't help anything.

AM2R and now Prism. I'm not getting a Switch.

>>3693387
Several games that ran on digital controls benefit from analog sticks, even if it's still digital. The Ooze is one of the best examples

>>3689436

This isn't exactly a crime. I don't like any of the changes myself, except for the introduction of Japanese SMB2 to a non-Japanese audience, but at least they're professionally done. It's not like with OP's FF6 shot etc.

>>3689513
>>3693817
They actually mess up the physics in SMB3 and SMB (and by extention lost levels)

That the only version of Lost Levels we got was technically broken is kind of sad

>>3690463

If you're talking about TV girls then I don't know and I don't see it myself. If you're talking about real girls then obesity.

>>3690463
because they used to look like real people before internet porn changed you

>>3689332
I love FFVI to death. So every time I see those sprites... REEEEEEEEE!

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>>3689332

Turning Megaman into Megashit.

>>3691510
After all these years I can still hear that guitar lick when that guys ladder would hit her window.

>>3693824
I'm talking about in general, and after thinking about it for a couple days I've decided it's probably because there used to still be a touch of modesty. Now you can pretty much see the whole package without even getting them undressed.

>>3693825
..... That doesn't explain why girls from the late 80's to mid 90's are STILL moderately more attractive to me though.....

>>3695163
>..... That doesn't explain why girls from the late 80's to mid 90's are STILL moderately more attractive to me though.....
why not?

>>3695241
Because if porn changed me why would I still find them attractive? The scenario you described implies that I found them attractive in the mid 90's, saw porn, and no longer found them attractive.

The gameboy versions of Dragon Quest

Fight me faggots

>>3695247
Because the part of your brain that was there at that time is still there and a virtual copy of that identity is possible within the whole of your brain that exists nows. Things you could feel then are for some reason no longer accessible to you through normal means, and have taken the form of fetish.

>>3695262
Idk, hombre. I think I'm just not that into skansk.

>>3693392
Didn't they say it was the older GPU anyways? If it was the new one I might have considered it.

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>>3690558
Why does Namco hate Phantasia?

>>3689332
The portraits are great but holy shit, those black borders, that shitty bi-linear filter over everything, the mishmash of straight upscaled tiles with a filter applied and completely redone tiles, THE 3D CG on the world map. It's just so fucking bad. To think that this made it through QA and is being bought hundreds of thousands of people is just embarassing.

>This is the state of Squaresoft in 2016

>>3696579
Namco isn't a single entity. It's a conglomerate of people.

Those people are change over time. Some of them leave. New ones get hired. Some of them get different positions.

There are people there with a lot of the power to make decisions, cause they control the funding, and these people listen to men whose job it is to analyze the best way to suck money out of people, and anybody whose job is that is a soulless piece of shit who needs to die.

>>3694984
Ah, yes.

>>3689398
>DQ4 is my favorite NES game
>DS localization is too annoying to enjoy
Really pissed me off. What's worse is how they love trying to sell the new localization to people. Like pointing out Alena's Russian accent when I honestly never meet anyone that actually like the accents. I'm fine with them doing it sparingly but they really do love forcing it in the games and make them just not fun to talk to NPC which is half of the fun of playing Dragon Quest.

>>3689332
>best version of the game
>but only if you're blind

Has anyone gotten around to modding this to make it look better?

>>3697353
A true DQ fan learns Japanese.

>>3697762
What does it have that's not included in the gba port?

>>3692860
Ehhhh nothing overly offensive about this one despite how much people complain about the controls. The original is vastly superior however.

Welp, there goes half the thread for absolutely zero reason.

>>3698161
the FIFA 14 kids are home for xmas break and are bored. we'll have our board back soon.

>>3692206
Guy is the worst one in Final Fight, his wall jump is completely useless, and even Haggar at least puts out shitloads of damage with the piledriver.

Neither of them hold a candle to Cody though, infinite combo and holds onto the knife. Hella OP.

>>3698178
I was talking about how the mod deleted every post about what should/shouldn't be allowed here regardless of whether or not it was a shitpost. If they are going to censor us for posting the rules, then this entire thread should be deleted for violating le ebin NAWT REEEEETRO meme

>>3689384
lines are too smooth

notice even in 16bit, the tubes have distinct bumps.

its the details that these hacks fuck up on

>>3697769
auto battle, and Cyan's sword techs pause the ATB meter so using high level techs aren't as punishing. Also has SNES quality sound.

>>3689497
>Heroine becomes a whore

Hawt

>>3689497

they did the series a favor

>>3698178
The longevity of a console doesn't mean it's not retro.

Stop trolling.

>>3698247
Just keep bringing it up, senpai.
Keep up the good fight.

There no reason why 3/4 consoles of a now retro gen is prohibited for discussion on a retro gaming board.

There are only two arguments against this, MUH archaic 1999 rule, and a delusion that this board doesn't already have trolls trolling. Both reasons are completely ridiculous.

>>3698178
When the fuck do you ever see a FIFA thread...stop being irrational

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>>3696579
.... That's from the fucking fan translation dude. Also that fan translation is like playing the game if Woolsey translated it but with more mature dialogue. It's amazing and far better than any autistic literal translation, let alone the shitty GBA version. That fan translation what made me love ToP so much

Also, seriously how the hell did you mistake that for an official Namco translation? Did you seriously expect Namco to put an f-bomb in a SNES game?

Fuck off

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>>3692951
If WotL actually had any jokes

but it doesn't

it doesn't know what a joke fucking is

>>3699369
Original is superior but the ds version is hardly bad. It's just different. Same director/writer and he even said it's worthwhile to experience both.

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Not as bad as most of this thread, but the character select screen in the newer ports of MS3 is so painful to me, especially since the original character select screen is one of my all-time favourites

>>3699383
woah wtf
>Angry, disapproving glare directed at you
>Disappointed tired glance
>I'm not even going to look at you
>why weren't you there when I was getting raped anon

>>3699369
Can't say they're travesties or even crimes but I like it that you posted this screenshot. I used to have that lufia book that was included in the big box version and it had some of those illustrations if I remember well. Thanks anon.

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Who the hell thought that this looked good?
Who the hell thought that redrawing 3d models as sprites was a good idea?

>>3699362
>Also, seriously how the hell did you mistake that for an official Namco translation?
Where did he imply that? Retard.

>>3699362
>.... That's from the fucking fan translation dude.

The fact that it exists shows Namco doesn't give a shit about Phantasia in the west.

>>3699668

Those portraits were pretty gaudy to begin with.

>>3699119
lol shut the fuck up kid

>>3700082
Funfact; killing that NPC gives you nice loot, decent XP, and zero penalty to reputation or others going hostile.

It's literally copy/pasted from an enemy and you can't say "I have this girdle of masculinity/femininity, want it?"

>>3700312
And here we see the standard argument against retro Gen 6 consoles.

>>3689497
That was so wrong. That was so freaking wrong.

>>3689360
"enhanced" graphics

>>3700349
It was kinda alright actually
Wish other female based series had the same treatment

Valis games were mediocre before the porn

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>>3692413
It was probably traced in flash

>>3700321
I'm glad SoD is optional. It's not even that scene though I wish it was way better constructed, fuck whoever thought just cramming a Tumblr post in a script made a good trans character. The worst crime of that was wasted potential.

It's just phoned in on the writing in general, especially the ending. The only saving grace it has is some of the fights are pretty good and you don't necessarily need to listen to the plot or anything, due to being closer to IWD than a BG game.

>>3689698
FF Dimensions and V are actually pretty great. Yeah V's graphics aren't great and look like sin on the PC because a smaller screen kind of disguises the seams, but at least they fit the more lighthearted tone of it. Could've certainly been worse, but also way better.

VI was just a travesty all around outside of Cyan really. I had trouble even using the controls without a gamepad, they probably should've just used the same UI. And then there came the DRM.

>>3700505
Dimensions was boring as hell. Never have NPCs had less to say.

>>3699369
>guy's redesign makes him look like a burly idiot stereotype
>all the characters assume he's dumb in game due to this
>he's actually not and is still the sane person he was in the original

I like the DS version. Its a different game and owns up to it. The original is better but I like some of the things they did in the remake, like keeping the whole squad together(rip playable Lexis tho).

>>3699383
> preweebshit
Fio always
> weebshit
Marco but uninstall first

>>3692954
>Arc The Lad
All three? Also, will it be retranslated?

If it is I can see /vr/ sperging everywhere now due to Working Designs.

>>3699113
FIFA 14 means it's not retro, sorry bb.
>>3699124
Never, and that's how it should be. Let
in the PS2 and there will be. Halo
and FIFA are for /v/ or /vg/. There's literally two boards where you can do exactly what you're talking about, go there.

>>3701757
You do know FIFA games didnt started on the PS2 right? I could start a FIFA '94 thread right now and you wouldnt be able to do shit about it

And marathon is basically Halo, and its retro too

>>3701781
Of course you could, and that's within the rules and totally fine. I encourage it even, there's not a lot of retro sports game discussion.

Also, Marathon is nothing like Halo, you clearly know little about either. Regardless, Halo is definitely not retro.

>>3692860
This is ironically the only version of SM64 I played all the way through, I don't remember it being that bad.

>not liking HD ports
you people are hopeless.

>>3700495
I remember reading that. Actual trans gamers being among the harshest critics because it was some talentless cunt trying to gain progressive points with dogshit writing that sounded like a bad translation from the early 90s

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Well, it wasn't a remake, but to the day I die I will consider the change in graphics of Quest for Glory 5 to be a crime. They fell into that era where, "OMG, 3D graphics are a thing now. 3D is so many more Ds than 2D, so it must be better. Let's use it!"

>>3702690
i dont think the graphics in your picture are that bad

if you want a terrible 2D-3D transition look no further than ultima

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>>3702690

>>3702693
You didn't wait long enough for me to post the 3D ones. The first pic was QFG 4 for the sake of reference.

>>3702690
What's wrong with the graphics in Ultima Underworld or Ascension?

>>3692116
I read a lot of old edwardian kid's fiction growing up and there were always Scot characters being Scottish in those stories.

>>3702698
For some reason I remember Quest for Glory 5 graphics being good, but that looks like ass.

>>3689332
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9EU2X3YWE

The whole game in itself is a crime against /vr/ desu

>t. I own the game

>>3691003
Some people want baby mode pay to win. Why do you think devices like the Game Genie were popular back in the day?

>>3702698
>>3702690
I enjoyed QFG5 plenty (3 and 4 are still my favourites though) but fuck was it an ugly game. Even when it first came out and I was still young I remember thinking it was ugly.

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>>3689398
You should see the DS version

>>3692860
All of this could have been fixed with making running/walking a toggle instead of holding a button.

>>3702690
Parts of QfG5 looked pretty nice, like some of the fishing villages, but yeah most of the backgrounds were shit. Imagining the whole Hades part in 2D hurts my heart.

>>3704238
I wish we Scots were oppressed so we could say "'at wis fuckin racist ya fanny!"

>>3690142
>>3704238
I bet Treehouse was behind this.

>>3704238
frenchfag here, localization isn't nearly as bad. The Alena chapter has some cyrillic letters and a very faint russian accent, and the 4th chapter with Mina and Maya speaks in frenglish but it's done in a pretty fun way, it's understandable and even a bit fun

>>3696579
namco hated Tales in the west forever

of course, it didn't help that ToD and ToP on PS1 both look like SNES games (top-fucking-end SNES games, doing shit that you can't really do on an SNES, but that's not a distinction that polygon joe's gonna make, it's part of the reason why ToD2 and ToR didn't come out in the west on the PS2 vs the all 3D Tales of Symphonia, and Tales of Eternia had the good fortune to be a PS1 game with 2D visuals that didn't look anything like a SNES game)
ToD got blasted back in the day for its visuals despite them being very nice Super-SNES looking visuals, and Namco likely expected the ToP remake to have the same issue.

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>>3692112
>Can anything even compare?

Leave it to EA