What the FUCK am I supposed to do here?

260 noscope across the gap and get a collateral kill

Reset and try again
Get more keys

>>3583221
this except just do a 206 across

>>3583196
when in doubt bomb the shit out of the walls

shoulda boughta key

What the FUCK were they THINKING when they made this piece of crap!?

>>3583279
They were thinking that you'd get stuck, and, being a long time ago before the internet became widespread, that you'd buy one of their strategy guides or call the Nintendo Helpline to figure it out

>>3583281
They really intended for you to talk with friends about it

>>3583274
This tbqh senpai. Something to do with not being able to program the keys to specific dungeons.

>>3583360
It's more likely they expected you to play the game instead of asking taking notes from all your friends to write your own walk through before playing. Also, buy a key or you know just open the door because he should have the stepladder and the magical key which opens all doors since he's on Level 9.

>>3583392
Trial and error is of course part of it but having friends with experience goes a long ways.
And I almost forgot about the magic key.
OP should definitely have that.

Magic key is in the intro and you're on the final level this is a two second episode of Blues Clues

Use the red candle.

>>3583196
Press start.
Then press up+A on the second controller.

>>3583519
>>3583392
>>3583429
Should I really have the magic key by now? Where was it?

>>3583728
Shoot, that didn't even occur to me. I used the red candle to kill myself because I didn't want to lose my dungeon progress.

>>3583764
>Where was it?

in level 8

>>3584938
Thanks, I'll go back and look again. I bet I missed a heart container in another dungeon too

>>3583196
Get a TV with composite.

>>3585023

Did you get all 5 in the overworld? Other than the ones from boss kills, there aren't any dungeon hearts; if you look there, you may be at that awhile...

>>3585073
It is composite, you can barely see it in the lower left

>>3585129
I don't even know, I haven't been keeping track. I think I got at least three from the overworld.

>>3585271
I see that now. It's a terrible picture though. Something's wrong there.

>>3583196
Use the recorder to warp back to the start of the dungeon.