Wait, he was a girl all along!?!

>>3490472
This post is confusing

>>3490835
why

>>3490472

That's good, she's a qt.

>>3490472
The female sounding voice didn't give it away?

>>3491626
Megaman's voice sounds like a little girl

>>3490472
I had to image search to find out what the hell you're talking about and all that came up was DS and Wii games. Wannabe /vr/ children strike again!

>>3491674
Its Freddi Fish.

>>3491674
Freddi Fish is a series of PC point-and-click games that started in '94, you child.

>>3491682
Sorry I wasn't 5 in 1994.

>>3491690
I was 20 in 1994.

>>3491692
>>3491696
The fact that you talk out your ass about things you know nothing about proves that you've got the mindset of a teenager though.

>>3491626
Lots of younger cartoon characters that are boys are voiced by women, because they can reach a higher pitch similar to children. So it isn't that much of a stretch to think Freddie is a boy.

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>>3491696
you say this like you're proud to be in your forties on 4chan.

>>3491795
I wouldn't say I take pride in it, but I've always liked this site and I enjoy that I have a job which affords me a lot of free time.

>>3491674
You should feel bad about what you just said.

>>3492274
Why?

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>>3493616
I'll tell you why.
Your shriveled up raisin of an ass had the GOD DAMNED audacity to disrespect

Freddi

Fucking

Fish

I'm beyond words at this point. You're a fucking disgrace to this board and everything it stands for. Disgusting and not worthy to be pitied even by the scumbags browsing this site.
Fucking leave. It's something I often tell people on 4chan to do but this time I really mean it. From the bottom of my heart.

Leave. Don't come back.

Ever.

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>>3493639
Sorry I wasn't into the latest kid's cartoons when I was in university. :)

>>3493643
Nice excuse faggot.

What more mental gymnastics have you gone through to justify keeping on living at this point?
No matter how you look at it, six feet under is the only way you can go from here.

You've fucked up big time and there's no way you can recover any sense of dignity whatsoever.

Your days as a human being are over.

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>>3493668
>six feet under is the only way you can go from here.

Nice try faggotron, but I'm having my body shot into space when I die after the Deyrolle taxidermists have preserved my cock in permanent erect form so I can swirl through the stars with a boner until the end of time.

My days of being a human may be over, but my nights are just beginning.

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>>3493674
>thinking there's any escaping the clutches of such complete and all-encompassing shame

Aren't you in for a surprise gramps.

If I were you I'd be praying for hell.

>>3493681
Thinking it's shame that drives my quest. Ohh arrogant humanity!

>>3493689
You're in no position talking about the arrogance of humanity when your own exceeds everything humanity possibly could muster collectively.

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>>3493690
Sure, a mere human would be confused by such a simple paradox. You are but an ant, futilely trying to understand that which will forever be beyond your grasp. Fish cartoons are a good fit for you, plebeian mammal scum.

>>3490472
>>3490472
Fred to appeal to boys
-i to appeal to girls
Brilliant

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>>3493696
Your envy is blatantly obvious at this point.

You're better off accepting you'll always be dead inside. That you'll never know what it means being truly alive and human.

Maybe then you could reach some kind catharsis in that black pit of emptiness you're writhing in.

>>3493712
>Your envy is blatantly obvious at this point.

You spelled erection wrong. It's okay though, I know concepts like death are hard for those of your ilk to comprehend. You are like those grapes. Trying to understand why a fox plugged you into an electrical socket on a tree. Yet you never will. And you have to live with that. I, beyond, life can simply fap to it. In buddhism this is what we call the middle path.

>>3490472
I wanna fucc dat fish

>>3493728
finna gum them gills with cum like a great white oil spill

>>3490472
Are translations official Humongous canon?
Because Fritzi Fisch's obviously a guy's name.

Now I am not so sure. Damn this vaguely-feminine voice acting.

>>3491795

Stop.

Oh, a-are you sure I'll find the missing pearls if I rub this thing? Seems kinda strange, b-but OK... it feels kinda weird in my fins, but it isn't too bad. Y-you want me to lick it, too? I don't know why that would help...

>>3491690
>started in '94
>you child.
Oh, the irony.

>>3495226
As a rule, the source material takes priority over translations

>>3495249
lewd

>>3490472
Freddie is not a girl's name... or is it?