I'll start
it had the best theme of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YC8sVmw0bw
Banjo-kazooie. I'd young Grunty.
>>3459307
Tooty never appeared again anyway so this might as well have been the true ending.
>Not playing best girl
>>3459687
I can't take my eyes off of that bulge.
Although monkey ending will always be true ending.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0DagHVOapU
>>3459307
Well when you beat the game you get the sexy bikini babe so there's that.
>>3461528
Meh. Sexy Grunty is better.
What's weird about Metal Black is that the cutscene that plays when you gameover is much more positive than the actual ending. I can't find a video of it, but what happens in the game over cutscene is that your comrades launch off into space to avenge your death by destroying the alien menace. It seems like more of a proper ending then the game's actual ending, which shows the earth getting split in half.
>>3461528
>melon blocking-melons are better
http://youtu.be/ZSHbTWq4B2g
Seriously, this lecture is much better than that retarded ending.
>>3459238
Der Langrisser. Any one of the 2 Imperial endings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMcMlsYLZ6M
Might makes right!
My personal favorite.
Not exactly a bad ending, but kinda counts like one.