>shiny appears before you even get poke balls

>>3414802
Ahhaah the gif, thats like me.

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>shiny appears
>run

Also this isn't /vp/, fuck off

You do realize that pokemon dont do anything in real life, right?

>>3415128
what the fuck is this supposed to even mean? you're posting on a video game board about video games, none of this shit does anything in real life

>>3415134
>what the fuck is this supposed to even mean?
It's supposed to mean that catching a shiny pokemon doesn't impress anybody. Not even other people who play pokemon.

>>3415138
>You're only allowed to catch shinies for the purpose of impressing others

>>3415138
>>3415128
Kill yourself

>>3415145
you're allowed to do anything you want. The question is, with the thousands of good games, book, movies, etc to consume, as well as doing things like getting a job and socializing with people.... why waste hundreds or thousands of hours of your time doing random jrpg battles on a game boy in the hopes of seeing a rare one?

You could literally be doing anything else.

You're dying.

>>3415150
You could be killing yourself. Get in on that.

>>3415158
You already are killing yourself.
Let me help you stop.

>>3415161
Death is inevitable. Might as well be happy before it happens.

>>3415164
The average Pokemon player, ladies and gents.

>>3414802
I had this in Leaf Green. Shiny Pidgey.

The only shiny I've ever encountered in the wild.

Dammit.

>>3414802
What a stupid chink.

>>3415168
Girls don't use the internet. Also, I'm not average.

*teleports behind u*
*grabs u by the throat*

Nothin' personnel, kid.

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>>3415174
>I'm not average

>>3415175
Psst, u're just jealous. Common peasant.

>>3415170
>leaf green
>shiny
Uh?

>>3415150
lmao what are you even doing on this board? Or this site for that matter?

>>3415184
Confirmed for never playing the game.

>>3415186
sick day :)

>>3415150
>You're dying.
Michael Phelps is dying too.

>>3415189
I really, really like that emoji.

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>>3414802
Is this some sort of euphemism for failed masturbation?

>>3415150
This is dumb. Stupid and dumb. Goddamn

>>3414802
>people click on /vr/ instead of /vp/

>>3415138
>>3415150
This guy's right. Games of skill > games of luck. I'm not surprised most of the people here don't understand that.
>>3415148
>>3415158
>>3415174
You've never had a thought of your own, have you?

ho ho man that's when you know god really hates you

In emerald the zigzagoon that chases the professor at the very start was a shiny

What the fuck is a shiny?

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>playing a hard game
>enemy killed, drops 1-up over a pit

>>3416892
Shinies are the ones who shine when they appear

>>3416892
A Pokemon with irregular colors. They're rare, and as such, people put exorbitant levels of importance on them.

That was how I completed my national dex. I got Volcanion for a shiny Solrock.

>>3416892
Shiny pokemon is, as >>3419659 mentioned, one that sparkles when coming out of pokeball.
It has alternative colored sprite and somewhat better stats than normal poke of the same type.
The big deal is that shiny pokemons are rare.
As in 1 out of 1892 wild encounters might be shiny.
You can beat the whole game multiple times and never see one.

>>3419834
Whoops, mistake.
1 out of 8192 wild encounters.

>>3419834
>somewhat better stats
Incorrect. Shininess and stats were unrelated except for in Gen 2, where a Pokemon being shiny meant that at least five of its six IVs were imperfect.

>>3414802
What is that kid even trying to do?

>>3415190
He's actually dying faster than most of us. Not dying maybe, but deteriorating. You see all those bruises on him this week? I had that done, they stick a suction cup to you and have it attached to a vacuum. The goal is to pull the muscle up and relax it. He had them all over his upper body. His muscles must be in total agony and are probably suffering long term damage.

>>3419948
You think that's bad?

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

>>3419997
dude what

>>3419997

What the crap did I just read?

I think anon is implying he got erect watching his sister underwater and felt pain due to the tight swimsuit.

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>>3419997
old pasta shouldnt make one nostalgic.

>>3419997
I haven't seen this one in so long kek