There are only three female kongs...it really makes you wonder.

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There's Wrinkly too.

>>3374204
Based on age can we determine which ones are the likely mothers and fathers of each other kong?

>>3374541

Cranky Kong often refers to Donkey Kong as his grandson, so the latter is probably DK Jr's son (Cranky is confirmed as the original jumpman rival). Considering Dixie resembles more of a gorilla than a chimpanzee and since she is Tiny's sister, the two might be related to DK in some way (therefore making them related to Cranky). Diddy Kong is molded after a chimpanzee so he's probably not related to them. No clue about Candy.

I know Dixie and Tiny are sisters.

>>3375189
Which one do you think could take a bigger banana?

>>3374642
>Diddy Kong is molded after a chimpanzee
Chimpanzees don't have tails.

and there isn't a single white ape. hmm... rly makes u think

>>3375345
>Chimpanzees don't have tails.

Interesting, I must have mistaken them for other species. Any case, my argument still stands since gorillas don't have tails either.

>>3375189
If they are sisters that must been candy or wrinkly must be their mom.

>>3375189
Not only that, but Dixie is supposed to be older than Tiny

I think the only explanation is that they look more like apes onkeys as they grow old

Which means Candy must be younger than Dixie, Diddy and DK

>>3375502
>Candy must be younger than Dixie, Diddy and DK
Candy appears in DKC, before Dixie shows up.

It just means rare never expanded the universe like they were suppose to before being bought by M$. Donkey Kong Racing and Diddy Kong already confirmed that their world is made of more animals.

>>3375521
True. Also DKC3 already had the bears as well.

>>3374642
>Diddy's girlfriend is his cousin

Unless they use the term nephew in a different sense, then that's kinda weird.

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>>3374204
Not anymore there isn't.

>>3375670
I always figured Diddy was adopted. I mean, he's a straight up monkey in a clan full of apes.

>>3375884
F

>>3375884
F

>>3375884
I really appreciate when games do things like this. Bits of lore and world building help me get way more invested in the game than hour long cut scenes.

>>3375886
oh my god, you're right

>>3375886
well fuck me

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>>3375886

>>3375884
f

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>>3375406
?

>>3375201
Well, being from DK64, Tiny has definitely taken MORE bananas.

>>3376587
Please shut up. I stated what I wanted and it was right and correct, it was not "trying to make this about feminism" so stfu. The only person full of shit is you.

>>3376560
>/pol/ getting #TRIGGGERED and changing an inbreeding thread to one about feminism
Back to your containment board.

>>3376560
so is nazi an insult now, pol

>>3376629
It's a thread about inbreeding. You're searching for boogeymen where there are none while trying to derail a thread with political trash.

>>3376629
>he's still pretending he didn't miss the point of the thread so he can go on his boring 8gag rant about muh sjews

>>3376634
It's not a thread about inbreeding. How do you figure it's a thread about inbreeding? Go, explain, how is this thread is about inbreeding.

>>3375884
She still counts, even if she's dead.

>>3376674
Instead of me explaining it to you, why don't you try reading the thread? Or better yet, you can go back to your containment board as you clearly are easily triggered and need to rest in your safe space.

>>3376680
How and when did she die?

>>3376683
Yeah that's what I thought. Think twice before you go accusing and nitpicking of people's valid comments again.

>>3376697
>there's kongs everywhere
>there are only three female kongs
>therefore said three kongs are the only three mothers to a fuckton of males
>therefore there's a shitton of inbreeding going on
do i have to spell it out for you, r9k? you just want to whine about muh identity politics because someone brought up females and triggered you

>>3376707
There are a handful of kongs altogether.

http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Kong_Family

There are significantly more males than females, that's what's being discussed.

There is no evidence of and no proper reason to suspect inbreeding. Kongs can come and go and live other places. There is no mystery about inbreeding or anything like that.

Don't use your gibberish on me. I don't use words like that, I'm not part of that sort of community. Piss off.

>>3376721
please, you pretty clearly are. back to your sargon of akkad comment section where you can overthink vidya some more with your fellow mras

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IGNORE SHITPOSTERS

DISCUSS MONKEY INCEST

>>3376738
it is unlikely dixie and tiny are of breeding age which leaves candy and wrinkly (now dead) are lanky and diddy's different appearances indication of birth defects?

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>>3376764
what? tiny definitely is, at least in the newer games

>>3376772
oh i only played until dk 64

>>3376772
even so, if she is now of breeding age she couldn't have produced any of the kongs that existed before she hit that age

>>3376694
How is likely because of old age. When is sometime between 3 and 64.

>>3376781
depending on the canon maybe she had kiddy kong. i mean dixie seems the same age in tropical freeze so why not

>>3376795
kiddy kong appears in dkc3 before tiny ever shows up

>>3376798
yeah thats why i brought up dixie in tropical freeze. i dont think the age of the games has anything to do with the canon

>>3376721
>>3376731
>>3376764
>>3376772

I'm going to expand on what I said here >>3375886 and go out on a limb and suppose that the Kong clan isn't so much comprised of relatives as it is a community.

I mean Dixie and Tiny are sisters, yet Tiny >>3376772 has matured much faster than Dixie. It appears that not every member of the Kongs are even of the same species.

>>3376814
>It appears that not every member of the Kongs are even of the same species.

As little sense as it makes, it's actually canon that DK is a gorilla, Lanky is an orangutan and Diddy is a chimpanzee.

Is DK from DKC dk jr from the NES game?

>>3376823
>Diddy is a chimpanzee

No he fucking isn't, he literally has a tail

>>3376823
>>3376841

Guys, guys, according to the wiki, Diddy Kong is a Kong.

>>3376832
Yes. However, his relativity to the original (Cranky) is uncertain. He is either is father or grandfather. It makes more sense that Cranky is Donkey's father, but sometimes it's mentioned that he's his grandfather.

>>3376841
Doesn't matter. It's stated in multiple locations in the instruction manuals and elsewhere Diddy is a chimpanzee. He's an aberrant chimpanzee with a tail.

>>3376860
Or he is suffering the results of being a product of incest.

Guys you know that monkeys carry the aids virus right? use a condom.

>>3376851
Addendum: as it turns out, Donkey Kong Jr. and Donkey Kong of DKC are not one and the same. Donkey Kong Jr. is DKC's Donkey Kong's father.

Source: donkeykongwiki.

So, there's my confusion.

I think I even learned about this recently on villainswiki and completely forgotten about it.

>>3374139
Wait a minute...

What if...

What if their mothers are human?

What if that's the reason why they're sapient and able to walk and talk and everything? That Kongs are half-human, half-ape abominations against God?

What if... What if that's why DK wanted Pauline?

>>3376898
>half-human, half-ape abominations against God
like nigers? xDD

>>3376823
>>3376841
>>3376848

Man, now I check wikipedia and it's telling me that Diddy is a spider monkey. Which makes a lot more sense than being a chimpanzee. Although, the article does mention him being referred to as a chimpanzee.

>He is a young spider monkey who lives on Donkey Kong Island in the Kongo Jungle, and is identified by his red cap, which has a Nintendo logo on it, and a red shirt with two stars. He is described as the "wannabe nephew" of Donkey Kong in the Donkey Kong 64 manual and occasionally as a chimpanzee, despite his monkey-like tail.

>>3376886
>Source: donkeykongwiki.

And what's their source? I'd bet it's some 12 year old.

>>3376908
This is the reference they gave.

http://www.dkvine.com/newnews/images/DKCR_NP_4.jpg

>>3376906
Because you read it in a wiki? Sounds to me like some knucklehead/underage reckons he looks like a spider monkey and wrote that, despite the fact that they even knew he is clearly described as a chimpanzee in the manuals. I would be surprised if Nintendo has changed their description from chimpanzee to spider monkey.

All the girls have blonde hair...

>>3376938
I wouldn't, I don't know why you would.

I mean, the DK franchise has changed hands from Rare to Nintendo. So, changes could be made. But, I think it's more likely the case that Nintendo wouldn't care.

>>3376939
Aryan monkey race.

>>3376962
Memes aside, it implies they may all be related.

>>3376617
>tumblr.com getting #TRIGGGERED and mistreating a clueless anon
Back to your safety zone.

>>3377158
>retarded assblasted heavily triggered /pol/child that already got btfo for not having sufficient reading comprehension to understand the thread is still trying to cover tracks and blame others.

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>>3374139
Dixie is cute.

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>>3376904
underrated post

>>3376832
It's never consistent, but in the Country trilogy, Cranky repeatedly refers to DK as his grandson, while in DK64 they're father and son.
http://themushroomkingdom.net/kongtroversy.shtml

It's the same shit as Lady and Pauline being separate characters in Japan.

>>3375920
Which explains the newfound popularity of the Soulsborne series.

I honestly hope we get more like that in the near future.

>>3377206
We need more waifus like her.

>>3377227
i was just getting it out of the way before someone unironically did

>>3377206
>picking dixie out of the three
nice genes, peed

So what the fuck happened to DK Junior? Will we ever know his life story?

>>3377446
dk jr is dk in every game but the arcade and the gameboy one

>>3377456
You mean the Country games? That's Junior's son, and Cranky's grandson.

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>>3376764
Cranky says in DK64 that Lanky is a "distant cousin", and outright admits that he doesn't even know HOW he's related to the rest of them

Which confirms that 1. Yes, they're all supposed to be family and 2. Yes, their family tree is likely pretty fucked up

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>>3377446
Banished to Nintendo Purgatory. Granted work release for Mario Tennis but hasn't been heard from since.

>>3377567
tfw DK Jr was my mario tennis 64 main

>>3377575
did you actually beat the three secret tourneys? could never do it.

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>>3377531
Lanky is probably a Manky Kong, albeit one who reconciled with the main branch of the family, unlike his evil brethren.

>>3377638

Makes you wonder why the others betrayed the main branch of the family. Some sort of resentment?

>>3374139
OOOOOH REALLY MAKES YOU WONDER

>>3375884
f

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>>3376608
Sir, I'd like to replace my order of shitposting. It's too salty.

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>>3377330
>>3377442
Dixie looks really cute as a human.

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I hope this explains everything

>>3375467
I see where you were going. Diddy's face IS chimp-like, and Dixie doesn't have a tail herself.

Tiny's body looks more like Candy's shape. We know Candy is the oldest of the three and that Dixie and Tiny are sisters. I think Candy is the mom, it would explain why they all have blonde hair too. Wrinkly probably gave birth to Candy.

>>3378212
But where's her pants?!

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>>3378352
Solomon Grundy needed them.

>>3378241
there was a dkc tv series? wtf why don't i remember this

>>3378241
>I hope this explains everything
>multiple timelines
wew lad

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>>3378212
>cute
is that what you call it

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What was his crime?

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>>3379279
foolishness

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>>3379286
It is foolish to act a fool in the domain of the Czar Dragon.

>>3379279
Protesting incest

>>3377592
>three secret tourneys
Not him, but I had more problems beating the Piranha Training Court (50 straight blas) than with beating any tourney. I actually did that all in one night out of fun, they were not hard at all.

Maybe other countries don't fucking know about that but in the 90's, in France we got a TV show called DK TV where actors used Motion capture to animate 3D characters from donkey kong, the same 3D from 3D movies. I think you can find some episodes on YouTube or Dailymotion ( a kind of french YouTube in bad).
It was a show made to present other true show.

Kid, i was really fan of Rare and DKC and if you want my opinion all those things in 3D were a true insult to the original game. Kids from my age didn't even know about the game franchise, it was so sad. People behind 3D kongs where so fucking bad, the voice acting was one of the worst i've ever seen.

>>3379831
Video link of this?

>>3379831
...
>>3375996
???

Where does DK '94 fit into all this?

>>3380786
Into the trash bin.

>>3380786
forgot about dk 94, that game was gold.

>>3380806
pleb

>>3380786
Speaking of that game, I fucking loved Mario V. DK for GBA because it combined aspects of the original three DK games.

But apparently, that all was done by DK 94 first. Is DK 94 worth getting? Does it feel like the first three arcade games or more like MVDK?

>>3380926
>Is DK 94 worth getting?
Yes, it's really good. It's a significant improvement over the arcade game. It starts off looking like the arcade game and then switches to more modern areas. Mario is a lot more mobile and has moves similar to the ones in Mario 64 like a backflip and handstand. I don't know anything about Mario V. DK.

>>3380970
That sounds exactly like it. Awesome.

>>3380970
Mario vs DK adds more moves and a more colorfull story.
its a solid game with a great level design, tones of fun, just not THAT magic.
there are different fights with DK and they are fucking awesome.

definetelly better than the minimario series.

>>3377302
>>3375920
Nintendo did a really good job in incorporating lore into the newest Kirby game, Planet Robobot. I'm not really going to get into it here but there were tons of threads full of Kirby lore when the game came out on /v/.

Breath of the Wild looks like it may return to that too and tell a lot of the background in the details.

>>3378241
These Hyrule Historia parodies always make me laugh.

It's one of the worst things ever created, it makes talking about Zelda lore such a fucking pain when you get people who take it as literal fact.

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>>3379279
Being a Kong Kong parody.

>>3377446
Died in a bloody battle against Stanley. We don't talk about it.

>>3381313
Why the fuck was he fucking with Stanley anyway? Honey? Love of Wasps?

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>>3378424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPL8kBCRBE

>>3382189
what.the.fuck how have i not heard of this shit?

You need to keep in mind that the show is canon.

>>3374139
Marry Dixie
Fuck Tiny
Kill Candy

>>3383401
>Not*
But good try.

How many males are there?

Its not hard to imagine only 4 females in a family with, what, 5-6 males.

Wives and daughters. Not all Kong males are married, just like in real life, there are some creepy single uncles.

>>3376814
Theyre an extended family living in a closed community.

It doesnt mean theyre the only members of their species that exist in the world.

>>3388018
Chunky Kong, Cranky Kong, Kiddy Kong, Diddy Kong, Dony Kong, Donkey Kong Jr., Funky Kong, Lanky Kong, Swanky Kong, Dread Kong, Sumo Kong, Ninja Kong, Karate Kong, Bluster Kong, Baby Kong, and Unchained Kong

>>3388078
Still, doesnt imply anything other than most dont have a chick.

>>3388221
Someone had to give birth to all of them and there are only 4 girls, one of them is dead. Someone also had to be the father. Two of the girls are sisters and likely the daughters of one of the other two. There isn't much genetic diversity here.

>>3388271

IT'S FUCKING MONKEYS WHO CARES

>>3388271
Naw, youre assuming these are the only members of the race that exist and theyre all related. More exist, but you only learn about them once they have some connection to Donkey Kong.

Tiny, Dixie, Kiddy, and Chunky are related.

Cranky, Donkey, Wrinkly, Diddy, Funky, Swanky, and some more are related.

Candy isn't related to anyone.

>>3388327
You're assuming there are other members of the race that exist, there is nothing to suggest that they do.

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>>3388334
>The existence of a living organism doesn't suggest that they have parents

>>3388334
The fact that at least four families are known implies more.

Candy's parents/siblings

Tiny and Dixie's parents/siblings.

Chunky and Kiddy's parents/siblings.

Add into that Diddy's mom, assuming one of Funky, Swanky, etc is his dad.

>>3388339
Life had to begin somewhere. The Kongs are the first of their kind.

Cranky and Wrinkly produced DK, Candy and several others. DK and Candy produced Dixie, Tiny, Diddy, and maybe more. Dixie and Diddy produced Kiddy.

>>3388359
Chicken or the egg. Thing not considered a chicken pops out an egg that contains something evolved enough to be considered a chicken

>>3388359
Kongs are just evolved primates, similar to humans but with more ape like qualities.

For all we know, Candy could be the first Kong in her family. Her parents might be normal apes.

The answer is very simple. Kongs are part-human simian mongrels - their human ancestry obviously shows in their intelligence and their ability to walk upright and speak. They can breed with most simians, including humans, and there are various breeds or subspecies that differ by the species of the non-Kong parent. A Kong breeding with a human is more likely to produce female offspring - note that the known female Kongs are by far the most humanlike - but other species of simians - or at least gorillas and spider monkeys - are far more likely to produce males. Kongs primarily reproduce outside their species, so there's little risk of Kong-on-Kong incest.

That's why DK (or, rather, Cranky) wanted Pauline, and likewise why Mario seemed so uncharacteristically vindictive against Cranky, locking the Kong in a suspended metal cage (until DK Jr. saved him). Mario wasn't being vindictive at all; imprisoning the Kong was, in fact, a completely reasonable response.

Similarly this also means Candy would very plausibly be dtf with a human.

I miss the extended cast.
Even if it's just minor cameos, I'd like to see Tiny and Chunky again.

>>3377227
>P. Diddy

Too easy.

Also reminds me of the time a retailer had the 50 Cent game on their website, while listing the King Kong movie of the time as a recommendation on the same page.

>>3381308
Tell me about it. To think I used to delve deep into that shit. I'm talking years of research and discussion (i.e. endless shitflinging on message boards). Then that book came out, and that's when I quit.

>>3379291
I still wonder if he was a reference to the scrapped Czar/Kaiser Dragon boss FFVI was supposed to have.

>>3388431
>They can breed with most simians, including humans,
This expands dong.

>>3388023
That's a good point. But, I say that certain members are likely not related in that we have such characters as Donkey and Candy, Diddy and Dixie being couples, yet sharing the name Kong. Now I know there will be those to point out incest, whether in jest, sincerity, or wishful thinking, it is certain that Rare and Nintendo don't have this notion in mind. Rather, what the Kong kinship is like is akin to that of a clan.

>>3374139
Black girls are pretty cute

>>3377806

Is that a Led Zeppelin joke?

Didn't Nintendo said cranky long is the donkey kong in the first game?

>>3392984
Yeah, It's mentioned in one of the manuals.

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>>3388714

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>>3378424
That's not even the only one. Here's the first one.

>>3393021
is this available anywhere?

>>3374139

"Kong" is probably a race. Or a family name.

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>>3394131
Oh come on that never happens in videogames.

>>3393360
http://lostmedia.wikia.com/wiki/Saturday_Supercade_(1983-1985_Ruby_Spears)

Sucks that I didn't have a VCR of my own until 1990, I would have recorded all of these.