ITT: Games your dick convinced you to play

>>3356101
Euphoria Visual Novel.

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>>3356101
My dick has a great taste in games.

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Darkstalkers

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>>3356101

>>3356101
If you like time gal check out dream hunter rem

>>3356335
Your dick seems to like anal. Because it has shit taste.

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>>3356424
I laughed audibly.

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>>3356424
What's wrong with it?

>>3356575

Relies on cheesecake for an audience, otherwise it's just another clunky Street Fighter 2 clone.

Not trashing it, necessarily. I own a copy on the Saturn.

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>>3356663
I'll agree if this wasn't a franchise, but this game relied on good animation and decent gameplay mechanics, unlike the first one, that's just a hentai fighter.

The character design made the hitboxes a little weird, if you are used to SF2 hitboxes, but it's not more of a SF2 clone than all of the other 2D fighting games of his time.

It has a surprisingly balanced rooster and cool specials, and I think it gets overlooked for having an all female cast.

>>3356352

>trap gunner

>no traps

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>>3356687
>balanced rooster

>>3356690
They're the ones getting gunned

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>>3356101
Timegal is my wifefu punk. She is off limits!

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>>3357324
Best anime laserdisc game coming through

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big mistake

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>>3357349
Laserdisc games had a lot of fan service.

>>3357416
not like anyone was playing them for something other than the animation

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>>3357417
Don Bluth knew whats up.

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And the plot is even better.

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>>3357349
My fucking nigga, best laserdisc game period.

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>>3357361
How does it compare to the arcade version?

>>3357714

I remember getting pissed that you couldn't make the teacher your waifu, even after she gets drunk and seduces you.

Still, a rich bounty of waifus all the same.

>>3357731
Very well, actually. Not a surprise when both games are pretty bad! The very definition of kusoge.

>>3357784
Oh god, and she was the one I wanted to be with the most.

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>>3357714

>tfw I get so engrossed in the timey wimey clusterfuck of a story I can't even fap to the top-tier waifus in gorgeous 90s dithered manga style

>>3357361
She kicks... high

>>3357361
Fucking this right here. Only bothered with it for any amount of time because anime pantsu.

played the arcade version

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what a mistake

>>3356687
My dick had me try the VG series, and while the first ones are awful, VG Max, with its chibby characters is surprsingly playable and fun.

>>3357324
I would sniff her booty pipe if you know what I mean.

>>3357324
Jesus Christ you could fit a pumelo in there.

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psychic force

>>3358660
Even though it's not retro, I thought it was a fun adventure game. Why?

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Yep, this is the best I had.

>>3357727
Kickstarter had the remastered Bluray of Riding Bean last year. Instant boner.

>>3356575
You scared me for a sec. I mistook your pic as a pic of shitstain on a sofa

>>3358662
VG Max is a really fucking good game, the only problem with it is the small selection of attacks. and Kaori 9-1 matchups everyone else but that's besides the point

Casually played, it's super fun

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>>3356101

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>perfect blowjob lips
>fuck me boots
>nice boobs and even bigger in the CGI movie
>murderous redhead
>could kill me by throwing a table at me

I really can't think of any game where that was the case.

>>3360604
>>3360098
omg, u have picked games that couldn't be considered sexy in anyhow, hahaha, u r so funny and original

>>3360687
No, it just means they're a furry.

>>3360687
I presume that you don't know who Shaolin Bones is

>>3360694
didn't know that the furry fetishists were into ecco the dolphin

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The Shantae series

>>3361314
I don't think that's the image you meant to post.

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>>3361364
but anon

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>>3356101
Proudest I've ever been of my dick.

>>3361373
Alicesoft makes some really good games that can, imo, stand on their own without adding smut.

Rance series, Darcrows, Zero-Type, Kaeru no Panyon and Persiom were all great to play.

>>3360550
I'm with you on the small number of attacks - why a two-buttons scheme?- but it remains casual fun with tight controls and physics. Yeah Kaori a best, but I was a Tamao fan, because of her adorably clumsy moves and the girl in a Chinese dress (Yumiko?)

>>3361162
Dolphins are pretty crazy, look it up on wikipedia.

Quite a few.

Nocturnal Illusion stayed with me though. I can't pin down exactly what it is about its atmosphere, but it's one of the very few VNs I've actually give a shit about.
Would have played it even without the ero scenes.

>>3360071
>attracted to Harlan

Hello, Harlan!

>>3356335
There's nothing like 90s anime rocket boobs

>>3361373
wizard detected

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Please don't just respond to this post with KEK or whatever. I'm very sensitive to that.

I can't remember the name of it, but it reminded me of Pacman 2, and you were taken care of a little robot shota.

I stopped playing when he wouldn't stop saying "I hate you, anon" even after going bankrupt buying him pudding.

>>3362782
Wonder Project J.

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Keio flying squadron and Cotton.

Both of them are very good games but I still have to finish them.

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>>3362916
>sexualizing Cotton

Heresy. Over the line. Over the edge. This is your last mistake; you're going down kiddo.

>>3362916
cute feet

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>>3362768
Some SNES RPG heros... had a hard life.

>>3363457
I'll just go for her superior friend then

>>3363513
bloomers are my fetish as well as dfc.

>>3362234
But he's a knight

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>>3361373

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Tales of the Abyss

Jade was pretty hot <3

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My dick decided to want this over a lap dance. Fuck you dick.. you.. uh.. dick..

>>3360674
Nitro was better.

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>>3367426
>Not Phantasia or Klarth
But Abyss was good too

>>3361162
But dolphins have deliciously viscous and tight pussies and enjoy fucking with humans... Seriously. Google it.

>>3367426
>>3369114
(you)

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One arcade here had it on the full naked settings with the digitized image shown after. :3

>>3370303
Me?