ITT retro boners

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>that scruff

At 15 I had this freeware collection of doom wads and hidden in them were a few levels with nude textures. This was at a time when porn on the internet was still difficult to come by and finding this was a goldmine. I got a level editor from a friend and extracted the images to (16 bit?) bmp. I had a collection of 15 images on a diskette i kept labeled BLANK in a stack of educational games.

>>3309746
> porn was difficult to find on the internet

>>3309750
for a 15 year old whos only internet was at school behind a firewall it was.

>>3309742
I want to lick that beard

>>3309750
>I grew up in the age of broadband and search engines!
Context son, context!

>>3309750

>not being a young teenager in the early 90's

You sir have no fucking clue

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I tried to kill these last.

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ayy

>>3311293
How did Larry do it,
And how do I get a girl to do it to me?

>>3311310
It helps to be a fictional character

>>3309724
YOU WANT TO WASH WANG?

OR YOU WANT TO WATCH WANG WASH WANG?

>>3309848
>4th grade
>Sex.com
>Computers fans starting revving 10000 rpm
>Wonder why that dude is peeing in that girls mouth
Thanks internet

>>3311293
i can and will jerk off to this eventually. putting this image in my backlog

>>3309750
Your underage is showing anon. Haha
This is to funny.

>>3309750
Fucking runt.

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>>3311293
> that game

I had zero understanding of sex and junk until mid teens, and yet I still had the biggest urge to see princess toadstool nude.

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My first fap.

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>>3309750
>4chan is older than I am

>>3314398
you monster

>>3314241
got dayum!

>>3311550
you have a backlog of things to jerk off to?

>>3314606
You don't?

>>3314679
No, because my mother didn't drink while I was in the womb.

>>3309746
This is extremely bizarre and anachronistic. What was wrong with high resolution JPEGs from Usenet?