ITT: /vr/ erotic games.

hard mode: nothing from the avgn porn games video

>Play text porn game
>Game asks me to input measurements of the woman
>Literally don't know what I'm doing
>Game insults me based on what I put in

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This game was written completely in Applesoft BASIC. I wonder how difficult it would be to do a C64 port given the extremely similar BASIC.

>>3272726
Or better, do it in assembly language and compare the performance difference versus BASIC. How hard can it be to do a text mode game anyway?

>>3272726
>writing a text adventure
>difficulty

>>3272724
That sounds vaguely familiar. Girlfriend Construction Set?

>>3272741
>>3272726
Most likely the only thing you'd have to change are the disk access portions. Although I don't know if SPA has any sound. The Atari version (which is also BASIC) changes screen colours at various points as well.

>>3272726
You'd have to have a LISTing of the BASIC code and IDT that's online anywhere that I know of. Still, I'm going to take the fairly safe assumption that most of the game will translate onto Commodore BASIC unmodified outside of file handling bits (ie. loading and saving games).

>>3272763
Why would a text adventure have sound?

>>3272724
I wouldn't feel bad. Knowing a girls measurements seems like it's a retro thing, never something I obsessed over growing up.

Now bra size, yes, that is important.

>>3272773
What says a TA can't have sound?

Genuinely curious, but what are the main differences between Applesoft and Commodore BASIC?

>>3272791
Applesoft has graphics commands that Commodore BASIC doesn't and I/O handling is significantly different. Most hardware-neutral programs will work on both.

>>3272698
Galaga

>>3272807
Also Applesoft doesn't have bitwise operators, although that's rarely needed by games.

>>3272783
Even if it does have sound, an Apple II won't have anything but bleeper shit anyway.

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The Island of Horny Amazons was pretty bonerriffic

>>3273148
There were a couple of games that used that same engine IIRC.

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>>3272698
R-type bosses

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Never knew before reading the HG101 article that SPA was adapted into a PC-88 game in Japan before it was remade as Leisure Suit Larry. Apparently it's the only version where you actually see the porn tape.

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>>3273217
Spellcasting 101 itself had two sequels, but I think the rest of the games on the engine like Eric the Unready weren't as lewd.

>>3273228
Sweet baby Jesus I didn't know that it was that bad.

Wow.

>>3273148

>say "Yo bby wun sum fuk??"

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Knight on the Town/Lady in Wading.

>>3273683

Should mention that I'm not sure if Playaround games are supposed to be actually erotic, or just joke games you play at bachelor parties.

>>3273687

WHen you have only those blocky graphics you cannot really tell anyway, all "erotic" games will look just goofy in this blocky one colored graphics.

>>3273683
>i watched that whole thing

>>3273683
Dear Diary, the ass was fat.

Wonder why the waiter looks so bored, maybe Roberta Williams gave him a preview of the King's Quest games? Nice titties though.

>>3274780
KQ wasn't a twinkle in anyone's eye yet in 1981.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2F32ggzAac

>>3274786

Actually 'Wizard and the Princess' came out in 1980, which is a sort of prototype King's Quest and is considered a prequel in the canon. Meaning, yes, the King's Quest idea was already taking form while Sierra was making a porno game.