Why is he so smug?

He's fucking the queen behind the king's back, driving the king to suicide.

>>3246370
Because he's the king

The games that come included with Windows are at the very bottom of the gaming hierarchy.

Only the lowest of casuals play that shit.

Imagine some elderly retired couple in their trailer park home taking turns playing this game on their old beige shitbox PC.

They have no conception of what real gaming is like and no curiosity to look beyond the games folder in the start menu.

What a fucking pitiful existence.

>>3246453
You sound kinda wound up.

>>3246453
smoke some weed or ride a bike or something man, you shouldn't be wasting so much energy getting mad at hypothetical people

>>3246471
It's the same kind of alarm and disdain that you feel when you find out Appalachians are putting mountain dew into the baby bottle.

>>3246625
Smoking is verboten for retro enthusiasts.
It leaves a terrible grime and discolouration on consoles and controllers.

>>3246453
You've never played Hearts competitively.

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>>3246453
Who pissed in your cheerios?

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>>3246453
>3d pinball is bad
>minesweeper is bad
>freecell is bad
Kill yourself my man.

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>>3246453
wut

>>3246812
Why would I play "3D" Pinball when it's utterly put to shame by Slam Tilt and Devil's Crush?
Notice how they stopped including it as each further iteration of Windows was dumbed down.

Minesweeper is only acceptable if you play a 3D or hexagonal variant compiled from source on a POSIX compliant machine.

If you play solitaire (French for forever alone) card games you are even more lame than the smelly hobo looking dudes who play [i]go fish[/i] in the back room of the thrift store.

Fucking peasants.

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>>3246370
cause he is pimp as fuck

>>3246453
People like this need to be banned on the spot.
Spilling autism should be forbidden.

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>>3246453
What do you expect elderly people to play? Waifu simulators? Shmups?

>>3246380
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd he get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

>>3247740
I wish. Old people would be way cooler.

>>3247695
Autism (n.)
Root word: Autos "self" (gr.)

Sol-i-taire (n.)
A game played with cards by one person alone.

>>3246380
MAH BOI

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>>3246453
Chip's Challenge isn't casual.

>>3246634
Smoke outside you fucking nasty bastard.

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>>3247824
Don't worry, I just smoke weed.

I worked at a used video game store a long time ago and never really smelled something reeking of weed. Tobacco smoke on the other hand somehow "stains" plastic with an odor. Ugh.

>>3247840
That's cuz people are noseblind to thier own scents. You ever wonder why smelly people don't notice how bad they smell, or why everyone else's house stinks but yours?

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>>3246625
>smoke some weed
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

>>3247750
I believe there was some sort of farcical aquatic ceremony involving some bint throwing a sword.

>>3247840
>lessee, got my hat, shirt, belt, socks, and giant bong
>I feel like I'm forgetting something that goes on my legs
>oh wait, I already said socks, duh!

>>3247850
I've bought tons of stuff on eBay. Whenever I got an item that smelled it was either air freshener or cigarette smoke, never weed. I don't smoke.

>>3247940
That's cuz it's a narcotic. You send a palace smelling of a narcotic they will intercept and bust you and the seller's ass.

>>3247676
>Minesweeper is only acceptable if you play a 3D or hexagonal variant compiled from source on a POSIX compliant machine.
dude...
its minesweeper

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>>3247876
>being this bluepill

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I wrote a poker solitaire game once, just as a programming exercise. No graphics, just text equivalents, like 7H for 7 of Hearts. It did have some color to help differentiate between red & white cards though. Maybe I'll do a unicode version sometimes, since it has those card symbols.
Anyway I don't play these games much, unless I'm really bored. Some of the card designs are pretty cool. Especially the stuff for old computers is interesting, like this monochrome DOS pic.

>>3248078
>red & white cards
I mean red & black

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>>3247756
>way cooler

>>3248067
>cringe.jpg

It gets worse after each sentence.

>>3246453
I know this is a troll but it's you're really at the very bottom of the troll hierarchy.What you've said makes literally no sense. What a fucking pitiful existence.

>>3247982
No one would smell anything without opening the package first, unless the whole fucking box stunk which was rare.

>>3246370
Because the only way to get a win/loss ratio higher than 50% is to write down all the games you won and play those over and over again.

>>3247813
Rodent's Revenge holy shit I loved that game so much

>>3246453
WHEW
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E
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>>3246453
You probably feel like you are the most elite gamer the world ha ever seen. Playing CoD all day and that shit.
Go back in the hole you came from and never come back. Nobody wants to hear your delusional crap.

>>3248894
Dogs bruh. You don't even into illegal things do you.

>>3249543
Spotted the Freecell addict.

You will never get back the hours you wasted on that trash.

Truth hurts.

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>>3246652
Literally a game ruiner.
I don't care if there's a speed-up button, I like to take my time and actually have FUN.

Piece of white shit... sticks for arms dick teeth.

>>3247813
Got source on the wallpaper?

>>3246453
>no one is bumping /org/ better shitpost in other threads

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>>3254063

>>3246453
>Imagine some elderly retired couple in their trailer park home taking turns playing this game on their old beige shitbox PC.
Litterally my grandparents.

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>>3246370
He a kang

>>3251720
>I don't care if there's a speed-up button

...there's a speed-up button?

>>3246453

>>3251720
Why are mentally ill people so attracted to this site?

>>3254615
Thanks man.

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>>3260843
>Mentally ill is wanting to take it easy and enjoy a game

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>>3262240

>"sticks for arms dick teeth"

>well-adjusted individual

>>3262267
Right, I forget humor doesn't exist on this site. My mistake.

inb4 >humor

I guess you'd prefer shit and fart jokes, as per usual.

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>>3246453
3edgy5me

>>3246453
Actually this post is entirely correct. But it also applies to people hwo only watch the newest Hollywood movies, people who only listen to top 40 music, and people who only read bestselling books

Everyone here would do well to watch old, foreign and independent films, to listen to classical music, and to read the great poems, plays and novels of history

>>3246453
Welcome to /vr/ the most autistic board next to /mlp/

>>3262370
>implying classical music isn't just entry level garbage from 500 years ago.

>>3262380

List of films you should watch:
http://www.listology.com/joachim/list/jonathan-rosenbaum-essential-cinema-2008-and-2016-additions

List of classical recordings you should listen to:
http://www.listology.com/rdegnan/list/1001-classical-recordings-you-must-hear-you-die

Lists of books you should read:
http://interleaves.org/~rteeter/grtbloom.html
http://interleaves.org/~rteeter/grttabl4.html

List of painters and sculptors whose works you should see:
http://www.wikiart.org/en/chronological-artists

Be sure to culture yourselves, everyone.

>>3247740
My grandma plays those Facebook poker games.

>>3247750
Go back to /pol/, faggot.

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>>3246453
>mfw he's probably right

>>3248114
I'd chill with this creepy old guy

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>>3246370
Too many memes.

>>3262383
list of films you should watch
the terminator
conan the barbarian
rambo

list of music you should listen to
slayer - reign in blood
judas priest - painkiller
bathory - blood fire death

list of books you should read
nietzsche - der wille zur macht
moorcock - elric of melnibone

culture yourself, faggot

>>3265591
The Will to Power is on that list.

>>3265591
>Painkiller
Not bad, but Defenders of the Faith is the real good shit.

>>3265591
List of films you should watch
Eraserhead
Robocop
Island Of The Lost Souls

List of music you should listen to
Devo - Duty Now For The Future
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band - Trout Mask Replica
The Residents - Meet The Residents

List of books you should read
Philip K Dick - The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch
William Gibson - Neuromancer

List of vidya you should play
Defender
Tempest
Galaga
Sonic and Knuckles
Super Mario Bros.

>>3246453
I know right?
Makes you want to pull your wakizashi out of your coat and finish them.

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>>3257937
>...there's a speed-up button?
please tell me you know it's the F key?

>>3248067
>he still hasn't been brownpilled

LMAO

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He smoked some of that good kush, the dank kush.

>>3266559
Awful

>>3269502
Ew, just use your fucking Glock.

>>3246453
LOL it's funny how everyone respoding to this post secretly knows that Anon is obviously right but they pretend it's not true for fear of social castigation

>>3270967
I think it is more his smug, defensive attitude that gets people the most

>>3270996
I don't see what's defensive about it. Sounds more offensive than anything. And being afraid to be smug just means being afraid to be honest