Martian Gothic: Screwnicorn Frenzy

>>3225496
Wrap it and give it to a hobo.

Nah, just sell it.

>>3225496

Just use it as a cup coaster

>>3225496
>I played it for 15 minutes then gave up on it


Some games in that era are harder to get into.

I've never heard anyone call it a hidden gem, but it does some interesting things.

>>3225496
Why the fuck is there a timestamp there? To prove that you actually spent 1.99 on something? Is that like a lot of money for your or something?

>>3225501
Op here, i like this. this is what I'm doing. I'm going to give this game to a homeless man. I can't wait to see the look of appreciation his face

>>3225496
Looks like you cut yourself on some of those sharp edges and dripped blood all over your maxipad. You might be less upset if you used the ones with wings. I find it really helps.

The gameplay wasn't great, but the story was better than any RE game there was.
Retards like you are making fun of it because of its VA, but it's still much better than the first 3 RE games and they even had amateur Japanese VA.

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I see what you're doing OP. Any one of us would've considered that a good score if we found that at goodwill

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>>3225496
Remember this shit!!!

>>3225536
a hobo won't have a playstation

>>3225496
>Anyone have a reason why this flat circular turd was distributed to anyone who would play a videogame?
It was a rushed late cycle budget title that msrp'd for $10 brand new

>>3228297
Good point he should give him a Playstation too.

>>3228370
And compared to other shit that was on Playstation for a full price, this one wasn't that bad either. There even was an interview with the guy who designed it. He pretty much explains why it turnout out to be what it is.
http://retroactionmagazine.com/retroactionextra/stephen-marley-talks-martian-gothic/

>>3228373
And a CRT TV + memory card and 2 controllers (so he can play together with a cute girl hobo)

>>3228606
He might not have a space to keep all thay stuff outta the rain. Op should just let a hobo move in with him

>>3228295
except a lot of us are not hoarder retards

>>3228619
Loose cds take very little space

>>3228612
It would be nice of him to support his mum like that.

I'd like to help OP, but I need a pumice stone.

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>>3225496
>Wasted $1.99

You poor fucking dear, how will you ever survive after losing that much money?

>>3228695
1.99 is a whole month's salary in 3rd world countries, you bet your ass OP's gonna have trouble getting to the end of the month without sucking dick on the streets.

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>>3225496
Sharpie in pooper.

>>3225496
burn it in public, and yell "For the Video Game GODS!"

>>3225496
Pretty sure this game was a member of the 9.99$ collection. when it first came out.

Like you had the 19.99 Greatest hits.

Then there was some shit tier collection of 9.99 games with really cheap garbage games.
Even as a teen I knew to stay clear of that shit.