Welcome to the /vr/ Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I managed to get through the first stage of SMW and only died 9 times.

>>3207243
This one time I told a guy who had an opinion I didn't like to go back to /v/.

>>3207243
I call people 'niggers' 'cucks' and 'liberals' while using a Donald Trump reaction image.

I'm also unironcally a racist, I really do hate niggers and I'm a skinhead (too pussy to join a group tho ;-; )

>>3207439
Cuck

>>3207243
I'm so tough, I cleared ALL six loops of the Castlevania remake on Sharp X68000.

I beat TES Arena without even knowing you could fast travel.

>>3207459
Wait, you can fast travel in Arena?

I beat super metroid without ever being able to walljump.

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I got the grandmaster ending on Wizardry IV with a guide

>>3207537
woah

>>3207243
I beat Ghosts and Goblins without losing a life on my first playthrough when I 6 years old.

i bought earthbound in a retro game store for $400

I read every post in an Overrated Games thread and didn't respond to any of them.

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Pretty sure this qualifies me to at least get in the door...

>>3207640
Legend

I 100% completed the original PC port of Sonic CD using a keyboard. (Arrow keys and space bar)

i beat ikaruga, which is widely acknowledged as the hardest game ever made

>>3207640
Awesome.

I beat Bubble Bobble and got the good ending

>>3207439
you have to go back
https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/730190268394315777

I beat Castlevania 1 MSX on a touchscreen

>>3207742
This will never stop being funny.

>>3207243
I beat Doom on Ultra Violence... with a keyboard.

my dad rolled galaga. can i be for him in spirit?

>>3207787
keyboard is preferred way of playing doom anon. try beating it on a calculator

I run the Street Fighter 2 / Street Fighter 3rd strike machine for hours without losing at my local arcade bar.

git gud scrubs

>>3207243
>grew up poor
>only had a sega genesis and a playstation
>lived off used games

I played games the hardway because I could only afford games that had no case thus having no manual.

>>3207243
I buy games I could easily emulate.

>>3207243
I made a perfect lap on Spilskinanke using the piranha.

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>>3207439
You on the left

>>3207439

Typical /pol/ scumbag. You're probably also some fat fuck loser that smells, and that everyone hates.

>>3207909
That makes no sense though. Wouldn't he be happy that he had a friend like that?

>>3207929
>>3207951
>being this unable to detect sarcasm

Not the original guy, but I am actually a right-wing trumpfag. And it's incredibly easy to see that guy was poking fun at people like me, not actually being what he said.

On-topic:
>>3207243
I beat Wily in Mega Man 7 with just the (charged) buster, and no e-tanks/s-tank. It probably took me close to 3 hours.

>>3207993

Sometimes it's hard to detect sarcasm in written text. It's not like I can hear his voice or anything. If you're a rightwing trumpfag, sure whatever. If you're a racist, sexist, xenophobic piece of shit, then fuck off.

>>3208017
>If you're a rightwing trumpfag, sure whatever.
>If you're a racist, sexist, xenophobic

Why do you people always think this ? No one attacked you dude..

>>3208023

I'm not saying you are, I'm just stating. Chill out dude, I'm relaxed.

I beat both quests on Zelda with no deaths, and got to like, the third dungeon when I tried a swordless quest. Fucking Darknuts.

So, eh, tougher than some, but not exactly tough.

>>3208031
That guy wasn't me. I understood you perfectly; you're fine.

>>3208052
You are certainly entitled to your opinion kiddo.

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>>3208061
Thank you for your understanding, laddie.

>>3208061
Hopefully in a few generations it will stop being a repressed opinion and goes back to being the norm.

>>3208068

Dont count on it.

>>3207243
I beat Tetris with my eyes closed

>>3207243
I finished Kid Chameleon.

On real hardware.

When I got the first Discworld game back in the day, I never heard of the books and I managed to finish it. Took some time but I bloody did it.

>That's not so tough

Without any walkthroughs.

>Step right in, sir.

>>3208105
Kid Chamelon can be beat in 2 minutes, though.

I told a reseller that I won't buy games from him anymore, but I don't think he heard me

I beat Battletoads using my feet instead of my hands while I was drunk and blindfolded.

>>3208258
What it's based on a book series? I was playing it on epsxe and stopped, rl reasons. I got up to opening the school gates. I wanted to play it again, but do I have to read the books to actually get grasp of what's going on?

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>>3207243
I beat star Fix 64 on expert with no barrel rolls, charged shots, health or laser upgrades, and limited myself to three bombs a level.

I beat Super Mario Bros 1 2 3 on my NES in one day.

>>3207243
I don't shitpost or make bait threads. 100% unironic on-topic and quality discussion is what I contribute to every thread I post in.

>>3208287
That doesn't count and you know it.

The Final Marathon feels like the real end to the game.

>>3209353
cancer

>>3209353
I sage when I shitpost, but most of the time I try being sincere.

>>3207243
I call people autistic on an anonymous online image board

I prefer laser over spread

I'm so tough, I unplugged a USB drive...

Without clicking "safely remove hardware."

>>3209584
I'm so tough that I ignored a tripfag. I could have posted a link to that Tyrone YouTube video. I also could have posted a copy-pasta. But I didn't.

>>3208061
Why does someone keep deleting posts