Why is Geese such a weeaboo?

Because he's the bad guy.

Some kind of wish fullfillment for young Japanese who look up to the West? I don't know man.

He wasn't always. And to be fair, he's just honoring his teacher's fighting style and culture. Most of the time he's in his Italian suits doing evil CEO shit and neglecting his kid.

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Its as if with fatal fury snk distilled 80s B-movies into a few archetypal characters

pic related

Geese is like Wilson Fisk but a German-American weeaboo version of Fisk with amazing catch phrases.

>I SPIRR MA HANZ WIF YO BRUAD

>>3197750
PREDICTABO

Becasue he's a silly goose

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Man, I've begun to pretend that Art of Fighting, Fatal Fury and The King of Fighters happen in an alternate universe where the English language developed just a tad differently.

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Because back in the day, weeaboos were badass

>>3198475
my head theory is that Kizuna Encounter is the future of the fatal fury universe and Chung Paifu is terry bogart

>>3198535
>Segal
>awesome
tip top kek
Take this pathological liar out of here.

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>>3198632

I said badass, not awesome.

he is indeed an asshole and a bad dad just like Geese

His daughter, however, is a cutie and a great actress and writer.

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>>3198650
Imagine being Steven though.
At this point, you wouldn't keep the con act going to get free trips to teach Akido with Putin and shit?
The man is probably having the time of his life, essentially LARP as himself.

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>>3197727
At least Rock got an infinitely better dad in the end.

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>>3198475
I love SNK quotes.

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>>3198381
C'MOOON!!!

>>3200408
U CANNOT

ESCAYPE FROOOOOOOOOOOOOM DESS

>>3200145
Joe said something in KoF 95. Like a taunt. Sounded like: Cocksucker Ikuzei. Shit was hillarious.

>>3200964
YER NOT WORTH MAI DEZCUST!

Anyone else annoyed when Geese was revealed in KOF XIV and kept saying pradicatbur like 5184 times?

DISSWERAV

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>>3198535

>>3197712

Rename that image to Ken Sama and it'll be perfect.

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>>3198535
>>3202261
>seagulposting on /vr/

mfw

what a time to be alive

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Gomenasai, my name is Geese-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Karate practitioner (martial artist for you gaijins). I punch and kick in my dojo, and spend my days perfecting my art and performing superior Japanese moves. (REPPUKEN, RAYZING STAHM, CHAAANGENG)

I train with my fists every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because I have stained them wit you brood, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my black belt two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Engrish fluently, both PREDICTABO and the IN THAT WAS MY DISCUS dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Dojo to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a karate sensei or Yakuza leader!

I own several gi, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Engrish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>3202310
>tfw your father is a huge weeb

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>>3202307
Who /wantdapunani/ here?

>>3201737
>Anyone else annoyed when Geese was revealed in KOF XIV and kept saying pradicatbur like 5184 times?
I'm more annoyed by the shitty new VA, should have hired Kuwata as usual.
>>3202310
AI'V BEEN WAITIN FOH YU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk

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Geese is a six foot tall fit as fuck martial arts expert who can toss around the worlds strongest fighters with ease.

And this is on top of being the scariest mafia motherfucker on the east cost and certain parts of fictional eastern Europe.

HE CAN BE WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS!

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>>3201737
>Anyone else annoyed when Geese was revealed in KOF XIV and kept saying pradicatbur like 5184 times?

No that was hilarious

>>3202310

Thank you, this is perfect. Let's make this meme a reality.

>>3203483
Did VAs change for anyone else?

>>3203517
Not that I know.

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>Be American
>Have your Fatal Fury 2/Special stage take place in Italy
>Makes his brother and friend represent Italy in KoF 94

Is Andy an Italiboo?

>>3203517
Kyo and Terry sound different
>>3203483
agreed he was the best

U BE PERCHED BY ME
>>3203489
and now he travels on a Wooly Mammoths because He's Geese fucking howard

>>3198384
underrated post

>>3203591
Well... Whenever he sees Mai. He spills his Spaghetti

>>3203591
Andy also used to have the best themes in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wk_zMN7npU

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>>3204046

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>>3204090

I used to argue with a friend all the time about that theme's arrangement and sound on FF2 and FF Special on the SNES, I always preferred the FF2 version. Of course the original arcade is the one that sounds the best, but something about the SNES version on FF2 seems very appealing, I really like the organ synth they were for instead of trying to emulate the accordion sound like they did on Special. On 2 it sounds more like its own thing instead of a replica of the arcade sound.

Some other themes were far better on Special, but for Andy I preferred that one all the way.

>>3204097
I like Duck Kings, Geese, Terry, Kim the best Mai's and Andy are good but his Real bout one is probably my favorite.
also whoever did the artwork on the Sega genesis and game gear port boxart was pretty badass.

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>>3197712

Hey Faggots,

My name is Geese, and YER NOT WERF MAI DEZSCUST. All of you are fat retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid street fighter pictures. You are everything PRADICTABO in the world. Honestly have any of you ever gotten any CHAAANGENG? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people for your own insecurities, but I STAIN MAH HANDS WIF YER BRAUD.

Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shoryuken. I'm pretty much DISCUS. I was captain of the Karate team, and starter on the Aikido team. What sports do you play other than jacking off to pictures of Dhalsim?

I also get straight PREDACTABO, and have a banging hot girl friend (SHE CANNOT ESCAYP FROM DESS, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots that should kill yourself, thanks for listening.

Pic related, me and my bitch.

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>>3204128

That was Sadamoto, the guy from Evangelion

>>3204097
>>3204252

Fuck that's good quality.

>great artwork too

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>>3204213

>>3197712
because in that universe, Japanese martial arts magic grants immortality and skills deadlier than military grade weaponry. FF / AoF / KoF is basically a Japanese power fantasy wank.
>n-no, we didn't lose the war guys look at all these white people trying to learn our advance combat mastery

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>>3204560

That's some twisted, backward logics there. If anything they'd be being nice to americans making Geese that strong.

Geese sucks though, Krauser is where it's really at, amerikanische Schwein

>>3203591
Daddy Bogard was part Italian. Andy probably just embraced his father's heritage despite being adopted.

>>3204576
>apparently kills himself because he got his ass kicked

>>3204213

what does he says in the image?

>>3207080

I always wondered what he (and the others) said in Japanese, cause SNK was famous for never properly translating their games.

Shame nobody skilled enough in Japanese ever tackled that, especially Art of Fighting 2 seems to have gotten a really far out translation.

>>3207207
>>3207207
Not 100 percent on this but I think this a close translation.

Karin:
"That stature.....
for a president of a shady organization, you're sure not subtle about it!"

Geese:
"No, that's how it is"

>>3207470
DIE ABO!

I stain mai hanz wiz yo bra!

TOO EASEEH