Is this America's favorite videogame?

>Japan is such a miserable country that they have no burgers of their own and can only play virtual simulations of them

>>3192000
I would rather kill myself than eat a burger or most processed foods of today. I'm not miserable. I'm much more happy than your miserable lard-ass.

>>3192004
Amerifat detected

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>>3192004
>I'm not miserable.
No, but you're bitter.

>>3192018
I'm not bitter at all. Just don't call a country miserable because they don't want to eat cow scat. This idea of equating burgers with not being miserable is in your imagination.

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If you don't like hamburgers you're the one with the fucking problem.

How is the game, is it an accurate simulator?

>>3192020
I'm not the guy who said it. But it seems like you really can't take a joke.

It's almost amusing how anti-burger some people get.

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>>3191984
Also, burger-themed games general.

>>3192048
fuckin sweet ass game

>>3192048
Are there people who would really put a hardboiled egg on a hamburger?

>>3192020
>>3192000

Japan do eat burgers. Moreso than anywhere else i've been. They have their own fast food burger chains like Mos Burger and they're pretty good.

>>3192076
If it was trying to kill me, sure.

Has anyone tried Japanese mayonnaise like Kewpie on burgers before?

>>3192076
I've never been offered, but sure.

I only ever see fried eggs as an option.

The lemon is far more bizarre imo

>>3192251
>he doesn't squeeze a lemon onto his patty to add that extra zest

>>3192076
i've put scrambled eggs on chicken and around hotdogs on a bun before

shit's good af man and i ain't even fat

>>3192004
Burger's don't have to be processed.
Only the shittiest of burgers, like you find a fast food chains, are processed.

>>3192251
Maybe I'm thinking too deep into this, but mayo's one major ingredient is lemon juice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zizeltJUqgQ
This thread is really making me wanna go get a Five Guys burger.

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>>3192000
>this is what ignorant waitto piggus believe

>>3192004
>he doesn't like burgers

Not even American but god damn, your parents did not raise you correctly.

>>3192369
Can I marry this woman?

>>3192438
You'll never marry her, or a lady even remotely close to her level.

>>3192076
>>3192251
fried eggs are great on burgs. especially with bacon.

also another good random topping is fuckin mozarella sticks

>>3192438
Just imagine how fucking filthy her shits are. I bet she destroys the toilet bowel every time. Do you really want that in your life? Humans are gross enough as it is.

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>>3192456
I'm onto you, alien observer!

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>>3192000
Same logic applies to girlfriend simulators in japan

>>3192000
>pay $50 for virtual burgers that will feed you forever
vs
>pay $10 for a burger that will only last you a day

sounds like japan has the right idea to me

>>3192456
Stop anon, I can only get so hard

>>3192456
It's not a problem, it's well known that asian females have intestines that are 3x longer than the normal human intestines. There's plenty of space to store all those digested baagaas.

>>3193046
Man, this is silly but adorable.
I bet it was a bad game but would play it still.

>>3192024
Looks like a monopoly clone, but with you owning fast food joints.

>>3192264
this. legit burgers are one of life's simplest pleasures

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>>3192048
My two brothers and I pooled our allowance to buy Ninja Gaiden for NES, and sent one of my brothers out with our father to pick it up from the store.
He came back with Burger Time instead. Said there hadn't been quite enough money for Ninja Gaiden. He could have just come back without buying anything and we'd wait till we had a little more money. But no, he used the money to buy Burger Time.
I will forever hate Burger Time.

>>3192369
I declare her an honorary American.

>>3191984
>no guns
>no declaring love for freedom
Get that pinko commie trash out of here.

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No. This is.

>>3192004
>>3192264
>>3193084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNHm4u4Ssr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk

>>3194264
Yeah there's a reason why this series is the poster-boy of /ogg/.

Kojima is a grade 'A' hack.

>>3194273
we all know it's you spamming these threads, man

>>3194275
>anyone with half a brain that thinks MGS is overrated tripe produced by a wetabo hack is obviously a spammer

Nice one!

>>3193764
The "overweight" really makes this picture

>>3194281
It's more of the enthusiastic hate of the game.
It's never "I didn't think mgs lives up to it's reputation", it's always a passionate hatered of mgs.
Not to mention, whoever is making the threads always uses mgs for the op.

>>3194272
It must be hard to dance in roller skates.

>>3194321
To be honest it looks like these wheels wouldn't move at all.

>>3192369

Imagine the monstrosity shit she took after that, jesus christ.

>>3194607
I'm just imagining how huge and distended her belly must be.

>>3192369
What's really sad is that because she ate so slowly by the time she got to the end all those burgers would be ice cold.