This movie was actually pretty dope

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It had crazy reimaginings of a fan-favorite property. Now that wasn't welcome in the early 90s, but such reimaginations became all the rage in the mid 2000s. That said, the SMB movie was ahead of its time and would have been much more accepted - maybe even beloved - had it been made a decade later.

>>3144886
Agreed. Especially since production was a fucking nightmare. It still managed to be a solid movie despite all that shit.

Hell, I consider the climax very well done, and its interpretations of the source were clever (literal mushroom kingdom, turning the goomba heads into uniforms with smaller heads on top, jet boots, that cute as fuck Daisy).

I'd even argue that the wall portal inspired the portals in SM64.

>>3144886
>>3144893
Is this an alternate reality

The movie was fucking garbage with bad acting, a horrible plot, horrible fucking cheesy effects and really stupid characters that didn't represent their video game personalities at all.

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>>3144947

>Bob Hoskins
>Dennis Hopper
>based Leguizamo

>bad acting

>>3144947
the actress who played daisy was hot as fuck tho

MONKEY!

The Super Show was better.
RIP Lou Albano.

It was like Mad Max with Mario references. I enjoyed it a bit, honestly.

>>3144947
You clearly didn't watch it or expected a literal cartoon.

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>>3144953
All three did great, too. Especially Hopper.

I also still like the Super Koopa Cousins.

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So, who was Bertha?
I think she might've been based on Birdo.

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I'll just leave this here.

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>>3144972

>>3144947
>their video game personalities

What fucking personalities? The latest game was Mario Land 2. All Hoskins and Leguizamo had to do was run and jump a few times. All Hopper needed to do was be evil. All the princess needed to do was get kidnapped.

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>>3144972
No, she was based on Bertha.

>>3144976
>>3144979

Son of a bitch I forgot it was called that.
Even her hair look like the fin.

>>3144958
I only agree because I love wrestling.
Movie still didn't deserve the hate it got though.

This thread is making me want to boot up hitbox and host a "/vr/ watches" event for this movie.

>>3144863
It wasn't bad. As a kid I liked it.

People are too hard on it. In 1993 there wasn't abyssal deep Mario lore to work with like we have now. They did what they could.

>>3144863
I had this poster in my room and i think i used glow in the dark paint on the fireballs if i remember correctly

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>>3144974
Fuck.

>>3144863
I still have this poster framed

>>3144974
If Nintendo was smart they would've sold toys of these.

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>>3145067
I would've definitely had one. I wanted the shit out of one when I was a kid.

>people are finally beginning to see the light about Super Mario Bros.

About fucking time. I was tired of people shitting on it without even watching it.

Still no sequel. FUCK. That cliffhanger ending still pisses me off.

>>3145103
You can thank the Nostalgia Critic for that.

>>3145127
Bald soulless fuck wouldn't know fun he accidentally manged to have some.

>>3145121
There's a webcomic sequel by quite a few of the original writers.
Since Bob died, it's all we'll ever get.

http://www.smbthecomic.com/comic/page-1/

>>3145142
>that fuckugly princess

I immediately regret linking this.

>Miyamoto first heard the idea of Mario and Luigi's last names being Mario from this movie
>He liked it and made it official

>>3144976
Wait, what, I thought that was called Boss Bass

>>3145147
Nah, he loved the idea, but he clarified that they have no last names as a reference to characters like Mickey Mouse (he didn't count Mouse as a surname apparently) and Popeye.

>>3145160
Yeah, but he has recently went back on that:
http://nintendoeverything.com/miyamoto-says-marios-full-name-is-mario-mario/

>>3145172
Well I'll be a son of a bitch. I stand corrected.
Kinda happy about that. He was always Mario Mario to me.

>>3145160
Popeye's last name is Sailorman. His middle name is The.

>>3145103
Interesting how we bitch at each other video games yet it's a stupid little movie where we're generally united.

>>3145151

Why the fuck would you ever think that? Stupid retard.

>>3145815
It just proves that /vr/ is the most contrarian board on 4chan.

>>3145975
That's his official name in mario 3. Homosexual faggot.

>>3145978
Really? I thought that was /v/. Since, y'know, you talk about anything video games and they'll tear eachother apart, but if it's not video games at all it's as nice as can fuckin be

>>3145984
I guess videogames just attract the most shitheads. It can't be helped.

>>3146116
As someone who also lurks /co/, that is highly debatable. Comics and cartoons have a healthy share of asshats on both sides, especially for the properties that tumblr flocks too.

Everything looks disgusting in this movie.

>>3146160
the SMB movie has never been hidden, and literally nobody here has said it's so bad it's good.

>>3146159
Is /co/ full of off-topic threads that are discussed civilly?
That's what we're getting at here.

>>3145051
>Hopper will never be an evil egg sucking son of a snake ever again

It hurts, /vr/

>>3145984
>Super Mario Bros.
>not video games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IjpEDtiADs

>not posting the whole fucking movie

C'mon, guys.

>>3146183
Yes, the Super Mario Bros. movie is, in fact, not a video game. Thanks for vigilantly pointing that out, anon.

>>3146183
I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about /v/. All of /v/.
Holy christ, are you incapable of reading?

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>>3144974

>>3146186
>>3146189
Lotta bitchery in this thread, desu.

I mean look at >>3146185 here actually contributing.

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>>3145067
Why, when they can sell toys of this?

>>3146195
You can be as cheeky as you want, but I really do want that.

>>3146195
oh god it's hideous

>>3145815
It was silly, but I wouldn't quite call it stupid. It had some great moments and really didn't deserve the hate it got.

>>3146201
I kinda do too.

>>3145067
>Nintendo selling bombs
Yeah I wonder why they didn't go ahead.

>>3146220
I know, especially with the recent attack, where ISIS blew up a building with wind-up bombs with faces and feet.

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>>3146195

I only watched this for the first time a couple of years ago and I still think it's complete shite.

>>3146185
Good god, I haven't watched this since 93.

>The opening producer logos have scanlines
>The opening setup scene is pixelated and has dithering EVERYWHERE
It's the small details.

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>>3144886
>the people's mario
I loved that flash

>>3146225

Good thing they could bring down one of the planes attacking the pentagon by throwing a blue shell at it.

>>3144958
How many times a week are you texting Lou Albano?

>>3144863
as a child I had a keen sense of what I thought was good and what I thought was bad. this was bad.

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>>3144974
>that reebok logo on the bo-bomb's shoes

>>3147932
You fokkin wat m8

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>we know live in an era where nintendo fags are pretending to have fond memories of the franchise raping abortion of a film adaptation.

congratulations, nintendo fags. Just when I thought you couldn't disappoint me further you found a way.

>>3147967
contrary to popular belief, there was always people who liked this film.
in other words, go fuck yourself

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>>3147949
You're kidding, right?

>>3148025
Well I'll be damned.

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>>3147967
>everyone has my opinion and if they don't then they're just pretending
>this movie raped the franchise because I say so and nobody should like it

That franchise sure got fucked up, eh?

>watch a mini-documentary about the SMB movies
>one of the original screenplays was going to be a live action version of the SMB Super Show (M&L getting sucked down a pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser was suppose to be basically the animatronic model of the boss from Dinosaurs!)
>The script that we actually got was a cyber-punk movie someone had been trying to get made for years + Mario, Alt Dimensions, and Dinosaurs
>Was given to directors who where only in it so they could get their names out there, and basically thumbed through the manual of SMW.

There's an alternate dimension where the climax of the live action SMB movie was Mario actually throwing Bowser into lava and flying out of the explosion at the last second using a Cape Feather.

Hey at least it had a pretty dark feel to it. Can you imagine if this film was done today? It'd be the biggest cheesefest aimed at children with no creativity whatsoever

>>3146614
Well done

Right, now what about Double Dragon?

>>3148361
I prefer the ending we got. That scene would've looked much more retarded.

>>3148461
I liked it but it could've been better.

>>3148036
>massive collection of vidya memorabilia
>pleb ass walmart mario shirt

>>3148519
It's the largest collection, breh. That means he has every single piece of Mario merchandise, regardless of how much it is. He likely has the entire Walmart collection.

>>3148036
Autism. AUTISM.

A A A A U U U U U T T T T T T T I I I I I I I I I S S S S M M M M M M

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Don't derail the thread with shitty console/brand wars

>>3148538
No doubt. My point was that the movie really didn't prevent any of that shit Mariautist bought from existing. Accusing it of franchise-rape is a huge exaggeration.

>>3147967
Nintendofags are the people who have always been mad at this flick.
They can't see that a post-apocalyptic alternate universe is infinitely more interesting than a direct adaptation of the dull mushroom kingdom.

>>3148625
Nintendofag here
I always liked this film

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>>3144972
>So, who was Bertha?
>I think she might've been based on Birdo.

>>3148875
I don't know why, but this gif is really starting to piss me off lately.
It hasn't even ever been posted in reply to something I've said, but all the same..

>>3148538
Easy there Dio.

>>3144863

It's terrible.

But like Troll 2 or Garbage Pail Kids, it's one of the rare bad movies that is genuinely so bad it's good. While it's terrible in a conventional sense, it's certainly an unique experience with a whole bunch of shit you're not going to see in another film.

Also further proof that you can't fake this effect.

>>3144954

Samantha Mathis.

Fapped to her nude scenes a bunch as a kid.

>>3149395
Dude's been forcing it like no tomorrow a couple months ago, he really likes calling people out instead of leaving well enough alone.

>>3149395
What the fuck is that about anyway? Is that just a meme that says "you're a retard" or something? It makes no sense at all

I am starting to believe that this place really is filled with dumb fuck faggot 12 year olds from /v/. Why do people even come here if they aren't going to stay on topic?

>>3149949
are you me

>>3149958
This place has been becoming more and more like /v/ by the day, and it's starting to worry me.

>>3149958
It is, and /vr/'s "xenophobia" (not quite the right word) over "NOT RETRO" doesn't help either.

It's guaranteed replies for bait.

No other board I've ever posted on spergs out so much over off-topic to slightly off-topic threads.

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>>3149959

Maybe your Australian Australian alter-ego.

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>>3148542
>ywn jump around in bullet bill powered rocket boots

>>3149983
hnnnng

>>3144863
I think it's shit however considering all the crazy crap that went on behind the scenes like the two main actors being absolutely wasted it's a miracle it turned out as well as it did.

>>3145980

Yet somehow I always knew it was big bertha, nigger mccunt.

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I even had the toys.

>>3144886
I kinda agree with this. The spirit of the movie in relation to the video game is very 2000s. Something like the Mario movie would have worked better in the 00s than it did in the early 90s. People just weren't expecting a gloomy, sort of gritty version of the Mario universe, they just wanted to see the whimsical world of the games embodied in a live action movie, not a cyberpunk reimagining.
Not sure if it would have been more accepted, but it would have seemed less weird to people.