deepest lore

>>2812574

Why does his wife look ashamed of him

>>2813309
i think she's trying to cover her face for the camera because she's so god damn ugly

>>2812513
Bacterion is a cool concept for an enemy. When the "brain" is destroyed, fragments of it float through space and infect planets, to become new brains.

>>2812513

>get hit by one of the orbs
>have to replay the first stage of gradius 1/salamander

What does it mean?

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I will never die...as long as there is darkness in the hearts of men!

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>According to the story, a united humanity of the generations following the Great Flood, speaking a single language and migrating from the east, came to the land of Shinar (Hebrew: ????), where they resolved to build a city with a tower "whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."

>The Sky (known as Sky Land in the International NES revision, and occasionally Sky World in other media) is the fifth world in Super Mario Bros. 3. The Sky has nine levels, three Hammer Bros., two Fortresses, three Toad Houses, three Spade Panels, a Mushroom King's palace, and a special Tower level. There are two parts to the world, "The Ground" and The Sky, connected by the Tower level.

TL;DR Mario climbed the Tower of Babel in SMB3

>>2813589
This is legitimately possible.

>>2813309
Girls don't understand why men have wet dreams about spaceships.

>>2813589
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>>2812513
>yfw Konami comes out with a Gradius pachinko machine and you realize the irony

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>>2812574

>>2813718
perfect

>>2813713
it already happened though

>>2813541
Zeromus has a big boner.

>>2812574
>Mortal Kombat 9 story mode

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I remember back in the day every Blizzard game came with literally a small book explaining the backstory/lore of the game.

>>2814881
God damn it anon, I can't unsee that now.

I don't remember that message ever appearing on screen in text, it was always just a voice clip when I played it.

>>2818163
It's from a YouTube video. Guy also added helpful song titles.

>>2813541

Zeromus is one Bydo looking motherfucker.

>>2813541
What the fuck is it supposed to look like anyway, it always just looked like a mess of pixels to me

>>2819415
Some fleshy, eldrich, piece of shit I suppose. Other than his arms, he's completely amorphous

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>>2818601
>What the HECK is that?

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>>2818601

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>>2819415

>>2814947
just got finished reading the diablo 2 book that had a fuck ton of lore for what was essentially a manual, they make good reading material when taking a shit

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>>2814881
For you

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>>2818523
Got a link? I'm always up for some Gradius III videos.

>>2820006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erGzgSegA2U

>>2820026
Gradius III is so fucking boring.

God the bubble stage sucks.

>>2820056
But I like almost all the other ones without even looping them. Gradius III is just completely boring and unbalanced.

>>2820043

You're going to lose your souls again and again ;)))

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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.

>>2820136
At least II's crystal stage actually ends.

>>2820137
If you want to talk about stages that drag on forever, then Gradius III's level 3 takes the cake in that regard.