This is how you faggots play Mario

>>2773351
You sound angry.

This music automatically started playing on my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-xih93YIwk

>>2773356
I'm angry because I'm the best Mario player out there

>>2773368
You spent enough time at the game that you've become the best Mario player out there and all it ended up doing is making you angry? That's a sad story anon. That's a very sad story.

>>2773368

go to bed, blond guy from the wizard movie

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>>2773373
I've spent 30 years on this game. I've beaten every and any game Mario apears in. I have countless high scores. My wife has left me claiming she can't take this hell anymore. Mario has tore my family apart and has destroyed me

He got this from the front page of reddit.

4chan is such an original culture xD

>>2773384

Have you tried with a Retron5? My wife stopped complaining about space once we got one :)

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>>2773394

And how do you know he took it from Reddit?.

Oh..

>>2773394
that gif is old

I knew better but I attempted actual dialogue in a bait thread anyway. It's only going to piss me off more for my reply to evaporate so I'm just going to paste it here in another shit thread with a similar OP. Maybe this one will go undeleted for five minutes.

>>2773410
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned.

As far as the moire pattern goes, no. That element was probably not intended as it's an inconsistent function of a particular display's dot pitch. Scanlines and bloom on the other hand were certainly elements of the original design. It makes little difference when it comes to the cartoonish art of NES classics but one need only glance at a comparison of quasi-realistic sprites for fighting games to see that without scanlines you get way too-bright colors with washed out details.

I'm sorry your eyes are too sensitive for the amazing contrast and intensity of CRTs but it's like saying "I think French food is too rich". You palette is simply underdeveloped.

Furthermore, your basic presumption that the developers of Famicom games had fuck all to do with the US NES box art is clearly flawed. First wave NES box art, like many many other aesthetic choices in the West was an active rejection of Atari culture.

Sorry for "shitting up your thread" with garbage like factual refutations.

>>2773351
I imagine this is how most people play Yoshi's Island before going to the internet and complaining about Mario's cry.

>>2773434
You lead a very sad little life.

>>2773351
A more accurate gif would have a savestate loading up after he dies from the same spot

>>2773368
We know, Mitch. Now go grab that 100 % record back.

>>2773394
Unless it's a slightly different one, that gif is old as fuck.

>>2773351
So in this situation do you consider the game beaten or not? On the one hand you beat the final boss, but on the other you never saw the ending. It's a weird paradox.

>>2773510
>>2773406

Doesn't matter if its its old or not.
See that imgur code.gif? thats from the same reddit post.

>>2773596
No. The game isn't beaten until you beat the game. That door behind Bowser is technically the "last boss" if you consider that the very last task you have to complete.

>>2773394
Who fuckin' cares? Do you honestly think the userbases of reddit and /vr/ are that divergent?

>>2773610
Do you have a point to make or are you just going to be a salty cunt?

>>2774107

Autism.

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nice thread good sir. upboated!

>>2774296
It even has the imgur file name!

>>2773351

>Bowser is in SMB3

What...? I guess I never beat this game, hm.

>>2774296
>posting stuff on 4chan is cool bro
>posting stuff on that other site is so lame yo

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>>2773394
It takes one to know, retard.

>>2775440
This is the stupidest post in this thread.
Congratulations.


What exactly "takes one to know" in context of his post? Can you even understand what I'm saying right now mongoloid?

>>2775440
>>2773394
>ignoring that the gif literally pre-dates Reddit existing.

Website Warriors are a sad lot.

>>2775442
He was obviously making fun of OP for going to reddit ignoring the fact that the only way to know it comes from reddit is by actually going to the site.

>>2775440
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>>2775442
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>>2773362
A shitty loop started playing in your head. Automatically. Are you a goldfish?

>>2775607
Do you just spend your time digging through old comments until you find something you can shitpost and troll? I know it's a slow day on the board, but come on man this is some weak shit. At least step up your game a little and make it interesting for those of us who click on a thread thinking there might be an interesting post.

>>2773351
>not using fireball
Fucking casual.

>>2775609
Neh. I just saw a stupid try hard imsuchanerd post and took the piss out of it.
I guess I could have saged but your buttblasted response reminds me why I didn't

>>2775687

You have a lot of free time. NEET or just underage?

>>2775687
So you're confirming exactly what I suspected.

Okay.

>>2773384
Divorce that bitch and find a hot young gamer girl. :^)

>>2775693
Overage

>>2775696
I should do this more often. It's fun to watch the spergouts. You realize you could have deleted your silly post long ago and no one would me making fun of you, right?

>>2775840

That's how you get fun? Man I wish I could entertain myself for free like that. What's the secret? Do you drain your brain on a daily basis?

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>>2773395
Nice try Retron5 marketing team.

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>>2775849
shilled to the bone

That little jump Mario does when Bowser lands on the floor killed me once.

>>2777956
Heh, me too. Did not see that coming. I think it was the first time I beat him, but I laughed. Was not a hard fight and doing it again was no worries.

I've died that way before

>>2773351
You can't get very far in the game without run jump right? Then faked

>>2773482
save states? that's so yesterday, so yesterday! I play with rewind button.

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I don't play Mario.
Mario doesn't respect my freedoms, and so I refuse to play it.

>>2779183
Hello /g/

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>>2773395
Man, my wife complains about space all the damn time

Guess I should play less Duck Tales

>>2773362

Wasn't this song also used in Super Mario RPG?