/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33549190
this picture hits really close to home please delet this

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>>33549190
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

gdi. Picture for this post is here
>>33549203

>You left off after assembling your team. Squirtle wants you to go through the door and grab a blastoise shell. See >>33539027 for why. Too tired to type it up again and we're already late so

>3, 7, 0 for what you want to do next

>>33549232
Let's enter, then!

>>33549232
Start crying because Osha will never love you

>>33549241
reroll

>>33549259
re

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>>33549297
>>33549259
Osha: Alright, let's go check this place out.

Eva: C'mon you crybaby.
>Eva drags you by the tail as you cry which, yet again, does nothing.

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>>33549351
Osha: Wow, it's like a whole beach in here

Buddy: Blech, salt water.

Osha: Ah, shoot, you missed it Buddy, we had some really nice mineral water earlier, you would have loved it.

Buddy: Aw!

>2, 4, 8 next

>>33549387
Hop across those two rocks that totally aren't submerged turtles. Or borrow Buddy's Flying Armor and see if we can levitate over both of them.

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>>33549411
>You don't know why you'd assume they're turtles. You hop across these wholly solid rocks perfectly fine!

>1, 4, 8 next

>>33549387
Make Eva wet by pushing her in the water.

>>33549505
hop over the other two then

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I found the orange otter, we're done here

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>>33549548
>You sure do that

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33549587
Check if the shell is a trap by cumming on it

>>33549587
Now, before we grab the thing, we should inspect the entire room so we're aware of any other escape routes.

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>>33549587
A Nintendo Switch should be heavy enough. Take it out, steady your nerves, and make the swap__.

>>33549559
Whoops, sorry, I refreshed the page and now I'm a turtle. No otter for you.

>>33549632
>orange otter
>blue turtle
the spreadsheets are sentient

>>33549587
Surf with it like a koopa shell.

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>>33549622
>Hm, yes, this portable game system should weigh almost the same as the shell of a 5' tall, almost 200lb tortoise. Nobody will ever know the difference.
>Carefully, carefully, you reach for the shell... and lift it-!

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>>33549688
>...Uh...

>>33549688
>tortoise
It's a turtle

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>>33549698
Squirtle: INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS TAKING OUR SHELL!

>All at once, a bunch of wartortle pop up out of the waters and begin to rush towards the shell.

Osha: Uh oh... Ron, we gotta get the shell outta here!

>2, 5, 7

>>33549725
Tell them we aren't stealing it and we came to clean it for them

>>33549725
Grab it and hop over the rocks to the left! And pick up that Switch again before we lose it.

>>33549725
cum on the shell

>>33549725
Don the shell

>>33549743
re

>>33549688
It was worth is to make that "switch" joke.

>>33549725
This >>33549747 and make a mental note to give Osha a good slap later.

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>>33549747
>You pick up the switch and hop away down the left path, with Eva following after. Looks like the squirtle is blocking off Osha while the Wartortle close in. Over here you'll be safe at least to think up a plan

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>>33549814
>OH NO OH GEEZ THERE'S MORE

>1, 6, 8

>>33549822
PASS THE SHELL TO BUDDY

>>33549835
Wait no, that's bad. Hop upwards? Can we make that second leap?

>>33549822
Swim to safety

>>33549822
Run back.

>>33549822
Surf to safety with the shell.

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>>33549841
>UH... It's... it's a pretty long leap. Do you want to try it? That blastoise is closing in...

>3, 5, 9

>>33549931
Nah, we won't leap. We'll surf. On the shell.

>>33549931
Go for it

>>33549931
go shell surfing

>>33549931
Hop back to the other rock and taunt the Blastoise. Tell it that its hydro pump is weak as hell. When it attacks, hide behind the shell and let it propel you back to safety. Hopefully.

>>33549961
do this

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>>33549963
>>33549961
>You hop back and taunt the Blastoise, insulting his hydro pump.

Blastoise: HOW DARE YOU! My hydro pump is the strongest in the colony, next to the chief's!

>You ready yourself

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>>33550068

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>>33550068
>You're propelled backwards, crashing into Eva in the process

>>33550086
Okay, so maybe we should've specified where we're aiming.

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>>33550086
Osha: Augh... shoot... dammit Ron...

summon the deus ex machina

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>>33550098
Cheiftoise: And just what do you kids think you're doing...?

>You hear the ominous sound of Blastoise cannons being primed for a hydro pump...

>3, 5, 8

>>33550107
Tell the Chief that Daddyzard bullied us into doing it

>>33550107
tell the chief what we were planning to do with it in full, mentioning the Squirtle we accepted the job from

>>33550107
Block it with buddy, he's a grass type, should be fine

>>33550119
This but cower behind Buddy while doing so

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>>33550143
>>33550119
>"Well,"

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>>33550186
>"You see,"

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>>33550190
>You relay your task from Squirtle

Cheiftoise: Preposterous! I will not have any of these blatant lies in my colony! Treecko has graciously provided us will all a comfortable environment, all the food and money we could need, and all we have to do is beat up any losers he needs us to. None of my colony would dare speak out against all this! And I won't accept the far-fetched claims of a... blech, fire type like you. *Maybe* the otter.

Osha: Everything he said is true.

Cheiftoise: LIES. IMPUDENT LIES. DESTROY THEM!

>The various turtles and/or tortoises with no common identifier in their names advance on you

>0, 4, 7 next

>>33550232
tell the otter off for lying

>>33550232
Distract them while Osha grabs the shell, swims back to the home warp you set up, and tosses it in, then let the Squirtles to follow through and have HQ deal with it.

>>33550232
Taunt the turtles for listening to this weenie while our team secretly prepares a team attack to blast him away. Then we hop across his body and escape.

>>33550232
Doesn't leaving the area pull everyone out of the room? Tell Osha to swim for his and our lives to get us out of here.

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>>33550257
>You pick up Osha and give him the shell.

Osha: W-wait! Ron-!

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>>33550339
>"Go Osha! Run, get out of here, take the shell, and get to the home warp!"

>Osha makes a break for it!

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>>33550356
Blastoise3: Where do you think you're going, little guy?

Okay, that's all my squirtle family figures. Promise. :^)

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>>33550365
>Well, shit.

>2, 5, 8

>>33550365
Don't you lie to me, OP. I know you have mega blastoise :^)

>>33550372
Call them niggers and tell Buddy to Solar Beam them

>>33550372
>>33550387
We need more grass power. Unleash the chonkorita.

>>33550372
Offer them a Pidove? I don't fucking know, it's six water types. We'll be legally dead soon anyway.

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>>33550412
>>33550399
>Alright, you need a distraction... you pull out the pidove and the chunkyrattata and throw them into the middle of the turtleoises. Now, with any luck-

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>>33550506
>Oh... oh, okay, they all dove for those things at once.
>Also, ow. Water is bad.

>1, 4, 9 next

>>33550517
Run, swim, fly, it doesn't matter. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>33550517
Embrace the pain and use it as fuel to rocket ourselves through the water and towards Osha's aid

>>33550517
Take the Wartortle that got friendly fired as hostage.

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>>33550534
>No time for pain! You'll just have to bear it as you, Eva and Buddy swim towards the exit. You'll just have to help Osha beat that Blastoise- or not. Looks like Osha's been holding his own over here!
>Then all you have to do now is get out!

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>>33550620
!

???: Hey guys, where ya going?

>>33550620
holy shit, Osha literally tore that Blastoise a new asshole

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>>33550630
Mega Chieftoise: We didn't get to thank you for the meal yet...

TO BE CONTINUED

what a waste of a perfectly good, innocent and undeservingly eaten Pidove

>>33550647
Night OP :^)

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>>33550643
Pic related.

>>33550647
Thanks for the run, OP! Guess we're fucked.

>>33550661
>undeservingly eaten Pidove
yeah but I mean... what else would you use Pidoves for?

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>>33550679
friend

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>>33550698

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>>33550705
cuddles

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>>33550712

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>>33550755
EDGE

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>>33550765