PROVE ME YOU'RE NOT A POKEMON

>>33547605
But posting my penis is embarrassing

>>33547605
I can type

MATING PRESS CREAMPIE

>>33547605
Who is this boy?

>>33547605

you have melted cheetos on your head

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>>33547605

Of course I'm not zzzzzzrrt.

>>33547605
Why the fuck would a Pokemon post here?

>>33547605
nobody wants me

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I can tell something else than my name.

I don't want to.

>>33547647
Why wouldnt a pokemon post here?

Pikachu, Pika Pi

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>>33547670

>>33547670
Because they use /pokevp/ not /vp/ for their shitposting needs.

>>33547605
Pika pika pikachu.
Pi pika pikakakachu?

>>33547605
>tfw pokemon clone with human DNA

What the fuck am I dude?

>>33547605
>I can learn more than 6 moves

Checkmate, Atheists!

>>33547605
What are you gonna do to me if I am a Pokemon, big boy?

I can talk

I pay taxes

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>implying I'm not

>>33547771
Mud mudkip mudmud
muh mudkip mudmudmud!!
>(mud)

>>33547771
>>33547887
Rapefugees FUCKING LEAVE