/guz/ - Guzma General

cum down my throat

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bump

What do you think his role is gonna be in USUM now with the new UB's?

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There's really nothing to discuss

>>33539862
I still want to see him get possessed by Xurkitree

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>>33539875
There's plenty, just have to think outside the box

>>33539883
That would be cool
Pre-emptive fuck off Library cunt

>>33539900
Are you calling me Library cunt? Or predicting her arrival? In the first case, how dare you.

>>33539945
We all know she comes here, not calling you that whore, sorry.

>>33539958
Stop assuming, senpai. We're not all her. And when you say that, she somehow is summoned.

>>33540085
i woulhd let himn cum insifde me withouyt the condom lol

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>>33540242

>>33540242
I thought you like Ilima more? JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY

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>>33539661

hi

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>>33539862
I feel like they might try for a more protagonist Guzma, but there's also a chance they'll do 'legitimate threat' Guzma.

>>33540622
I hope it's legitimate threat desu

>>33540667
I wouldn't mind that, my biggest concern is them erasing too much of Guzmas personality to make him more of a big bad legit villain

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Uh, what's going on in here?
This is why /guz/ was cancelled.

>>33540826
The retarded library cunt refuses to leave.

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>>33540763
That is the happiest Sharpedo I have seen in a while

Honest question. How can I be more like Guzma?

>>33540850
First step, exist in the pokemon world.

Remember to ignore all library posts and report if you need to.

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I hope USUM spawns more lewdfics. I've read the current ones at least six times over now.

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this is why /guz/ was cancelled

>>33540903
>Letting one retarded nobody ruin your fun

>>33540896
God same, I hope we get one last good flow of lewdfics

>>33540734
>>33540877
I LOVE YOU MOMMY

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I filtered that trash ages ago, but it kind of eliminates it if people continue to talk about her. Just filter or ignore.

I don't want my favorite thread ruined even more.

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>>33540946
The dumb bitch plagues everywhere, it's not just a /guz/ thing, hide posts and ignore her dumb shitposting followers

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>>33540734
hell yes he is, girl!

>>33541068
Always hated this picture of him, I think it's the hair

>>33540877
that's either penis cum, what pussies leak when they clean themselves from the inside or lotion because no orgasm ive ever seen looks that thick in color

>>33541113
Clearly you've never cum that hard.

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I love how much he loves bug pokes
also >>33541099 i getcha, my dude. I just like how well done it is as a whole.

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Hi I'm here to drop old pics

I'm more of a Maxie-fag but Guzma is a good boi.

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>>33541147
Stop giving it attention

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>>33541152
I love group pictures like these

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aw damn this is really cute

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For fellow depressed Anons that needed a little boost.

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>>33541170
My hope for USUM is Guzma with more bugs

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>>33541181
Same. Just give him all the bugs.

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>>33541204
He deserves all the bugs

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>>33541181 >>33541204
>>33541225

okay, so galvantula, ariados, wimpodevo, shuckle, shedninja, and kricketune. I think there should also be a team with all the smol pokes like nincada, weedle, and joltik. That would be so cute.

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>>33541213
I like to think his dark circles are natural because he hasn't had a proper night's sleep in years.
>guzma will never fall asleep with his head in your lap

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Have some early holidays

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Art of Guzma suddenly showing his real height game are my favorite

Which reminds me, do we have any canon height for him? I do know Archie's 1.75m the damn manlet.

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BUMP - Love this thread!

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I have had this pic since November and just now realize why some nips drawed the Rowlett line with Maxie. I feel dumb.

>>33541262
>Love this thread!

Even with you know who in it?

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>>33541238
I think it would be nice if he had a Escavalier and/or Accelgor.

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>>33541254
We dont know how tall he is, though everyone assumes he's pretty goddamn tall, he's taller than Kukui while slouched over

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>>33541274
Just be happy for the trip so it can be filtered

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>>33541274
Aw SHIT! Not again!

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>>33541291
>Guzma is yet another relative of AZ

Fund it

I want Guzma to do this to me with a Wimpod

https://twitter.com/holicfreak/status/908036939420446728

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>>33541291
>Ghetsis
>Being taller than Lysandre

I don't think that's even possible

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>>33541285
Yeah! I was thinking like that and maybe a mega like Pinsir, Scizor or Heracross. Also, Volcarona, or Crustle for a lil more type coverage!

>>33541331
Isnt Lysandre like 7ft tall?

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>>33541338
Lysandre is basketball player tier of tall.

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>>33541323
>https://twitter.com/holicfreak/status/908036939420446728
What the fresh hell is this???

>>33541354
Your own fault for actually clicking the link. Ignore it, hide it, report it if you have to

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This is the face of destruction for today

>>33541362
Nah, man. You got it all wrong. I just wanna know!

>>33541379
lmfao
guzma's just sittin' there, like, 'nice'

>>33541390
that looks more like his 'y'all are stupid' face

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>>33541390
>Damn kid those are some crazy spins yo

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>>33541392

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i love all of you >>33541392
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>>33541399
nearly everyone in this thread is absolutely great

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Yes, this is exactly what Guzma would do

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>>33541436
And you are great too anon!

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>>33541291
>he's taller than Kukui while slouched over

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>>33541447
/guz/ anons unite!

>>33541451
damn dude that legit made me lmao

>>33540776
He got taller broader and more thicc omg

bump for the /guz/ man

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an old classic

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I remember the good old theories based on Guzma's hair and Pokemon GO being the hottest thing at the time.

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>>33541575

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>>33541414

>>33541575
I remember people thought Guzma would turn in to UB Destruction or whatever it was called at the time

>>33541575
It was uncanny, since both characters came out around the same time. I bet Gamefreak was like, "Got damnit!"

>>33541451
Oh god kek

>>33541436
He's so cute!

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>>33541556

>>33541452
This is adorable.

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Mind you this was done before we even knew about Aether Foundation iirc

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And this is all from me, keep having a nice thread people

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"Her" handwriting looked familiar

>>33540341
Source?

What the hell happened?

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>>33542530
I assume more of Library cunts shit. I've had her filtered for ages now as well as every post responding to her.

She's disgusting and I'm sad that we'll never have a peaceful /guz/ thread without her bothering us.

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>>33542557
I just checked the archives she posted her panties next to a Japanese Guzma TCG card with her name written for proof. I wanna say her handwriting looks familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.

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>>33541254
he's close to Golisopod's height, that much i know

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>>33541439
i miss guzmanon

i love you all except for the one who shall not be named. cheers, mates and /guz/ anons.

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>>33539661
always rember

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>>33542744
Does anyone have a link to the full comic anywhere? The Imgur link I have got removed.

>>33542785
if the link broke it probably isnt up anymore. sorry senpai

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>>33541439
>>33542744
That's where I saw "her" handwriting before, I knew it looked familiar.

>>33542839
Are you saying... Guzmanon was her?

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>>33542839
I don't recall Guzmanon typing retarded like she does. But if they are one and the same, well I'm deleting every bit of artwork I have of hers from my folder.

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>>33542854
>implying anyone in these threads posses both an X and Y chromosome

>>33542898
Well, I do.

In fact, I posses two X and one Y chromosome, thankyouverymuch.

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Let's not jump down yet another rabbit hole, shall we?

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>>33539661
I want to get raped by Guzma

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serious discussion time; did Guzma get beaten or did he beat his dad?

for a while i used to think that it was his dad, but his dad does say
>in the end, I was the one who got beat.
implying that while he may have been intending to hurt him, Guzma turned it around and beat him down instead.
and then there's Guzma's whole thing about beating people down and asserting his strength while also claiming that he'd never felt fear his whole life until he went to ultra space.
his dad also says that the reason he tried to hurt guzma was because he was about to run away without saying a word.
idk, it's hard for me to put into words but i dont think it was purely one-sided in the abuse

>>33541452
Why does this remind me so much of welcome to hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQe5nR2CgM

>>33541452
closest we'll ever get to animated guzma ;_____;

>>33539661
The Guzma in my game was probably a little put out when my (legit!) shiny Golisopod beat the shit out of his normal one.

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>>33543830
The first time I saw golisopod was in his battle.
That was such a cool moment.

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this made me cry tho

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>>33543997
Aw! That was cute!

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>>33543997
You think wimpod was his first pokemon?

Anyone have guzma is sleeping pic

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>>33544091
i have this?

>>33544119
No But thanks

>>33543997
>Chinese artwork
wat
does the game have different artwork for the Chinese versions

>>33541130
He wanted to be a Trial Captain.

Guess what type he wanted to rep.

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y'all mind if I meme dump?

>>33541099
i think he looks too pretty honestly.
the makeup and sleek eyes put me off

>>33543642
Guzma was probobly beaten until he lashed out back and ran away.

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>>33544298

>>33542061
The artist is 1funn on Tumblr. The original was on their nsfw blog (nsfunnw) but I think try either changed the url or deleted.

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>>33544326

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>>33544453

>>33544214
Chinks censor a lot of things even the moral guardians of America let pass, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinese copies had some special artwork

>>33543642
This bit is a headache desu. I remember the threads when the game first came out and everyone was sharing what their languages said on that conversation. Some implied the dad beat him, others that Guzma beat him, others are way too ambiguous.

>>33545165
i see
now i wonder if anyone has them

>>33545206
perhaps we'll never know

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Have any /guz/ Anons played Miitopia? Is it worth pirating? I wanna use this Mii I found for something.

>>33545231
do you have that mii's QR code?
i could use it on Miitomo and make miifoto memes of it

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>>33545231
i think mine's better but miitopia is a charming little game with some great character interactions. i only have the demo right now, so i cant speak for the full thing, but watching vinny and mike play it has me hooked and i imagine playing it yourself would be even better

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>>33545245
Here you are, Anon.

>>33541268
Japanese always find a way to relate anything with everything.

Where is my fucking sleeping guzma

>>33545165
>>33544214
Maybe it means the promotional artwork?

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>>33545299

>>33545314
Thats not

>>33545318
It'd help if you described the picture as something more than "Guzma sleeping". Being vague won't help since it seems there are a few pictures out there of that.

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>>33545206
i think anon's right. dad beat him until guzma got old enough to fight back. guzma runs away and now his dad regrets it, but is unaware of how at fault he is for what happened. typical shit family. his mom would probably beg guzma to get along with his father more every time his dad beat him.

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can i request more weed related guzma art? memes are acceptable

>>33545344
He is sleeping in his bed, the image is in black and white

>>33545231
I made a Guzma a while back, but need to redownload the app.

>>33545574
if there are any artfriends in the thread i want to request guzzy with a scolipede themed bong

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>>33545627

>>33545641
I thought the same thing at that scene
Glad I didn't waste time trying to meme it

>>33545626
I'm here, but I'm not too big into the weed scene. I can attempt to draw it later for you, though. I gotta practice more, since I haven't been active in a long time.

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I have cancer but Guzma threads are making me always happy

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>>33545574
This counts?

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>>33545712
i get a little glow of pride when i see my memes going around. glad y'all could enjoy

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>>33545853
Glod meme
I love Guzma

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>>33545791
I wanna eat his shit
Every fan would do it
If I had a wish, I would go to the Pokémon world to meet Guzma. First of all I would kill Plumeria and Moon. Guzma is my husband. So I would kiss him and I would have sex with his big dick.

>>33545913
fuck off library

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Guzma is sleeping

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>>33545881
me too man
me too

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>>33545931
I'm not Library, I want to kill her, too
My tight vagina is ready for his big hairy dick

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>>33545970
that is a fucking good picture

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anyone got some guzma whump?

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>>33545985
I just want Guzma in the anime and I want to learn Guzma's past in USUM, I really do.
But Idk If I would like Guzma if he existed in RL, he would be smelly,angry, so he would scream alot and he would beat people. Idk if this is true but I heard that Guzma beat sometimes the grunts in Pokemon Sun/Moon ?!?

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>>33545998
This.Plumeria.

>>33545913
Oh lord, please don't say things like that. It's a little extreme. I would never do that. That's how you get ecolli or some other disease.

>>33545931
I think she is banned, haven't seen anything since that incident.

>>33546032
I know! Well, maybe I'd like him in real life? Anyways, really wish he'd already show up in the anime. It's been too long.

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>>33545245
>>33545268
Theres not much Guzma-like clothing in the shop
I tried

>>33546098
>that incident.
what incident?

Post fics. Does anyone even write about Guzma anymore? I miss the old days with writefags in this thread.

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>>33546032
he did in the manga, idk about the game but the grunts seem to fear him quite a bit

>>33546226
i went on ao3 an hour ago
all 500 guzma fics are guzma/reader.
i do not want
i just want whump

>>33546226
i combed through the archives and found an unfinished one i previewed on pastebin. i might pick that one up if i can find the time and courage

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>>33546107
Here's the QR code of the one I made. I'll post an outfit that I gave him afterwards.

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>>33546226
I'm doing a pokemon SM AU in comic form and Guzma may show up eventually, if that counts.

Speaking of which, you guys seem to have discussed endlessly about Guzma, so here comes a question. How do you think he would get along with post-ORAS Archie and Maxie if they encountered him in the time of the SM story-plot? Technically SM happens 10~ years after Kanto/Hoenn stories after all.

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>>33546286
With a hat on, so the dual hair color can be played off.

>>33546015
>>33546249
"whump"?

>>33546325
You can make his hair white now if you updated to 2.3.0

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>>33546098
I hope that he is in the anime, I would seriously kiss my screen

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>>33546245
Why did he beat the grunts lol

>>33546350
Oh. I recently redownloaded it, so I'll check. Thank you!

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Without Library-Chan /guz/ is perfect
No stupid faggots, but when the name of the Guzma cosplayer got leaked, /guz/ was shit.

>>33546329
uh- it's an old fanfic term.
where the characters just get hurt
doesn't have to be a specific kind of hurt, just them in pain in some way. comes from the sound of a kick or punch to the stomach. or maybe it comes from "woobie" which is completely archaic at this point. legend has it, it came from the the SG1 fandom, but it's probably older

>>33546366
he wanted to fight the courier directly
>>33546357
we'll get him eventually in like, another 47 episodes or so

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>>33546385
Yeah, agreed. Well, it's calmed down a bit since the reveal of the cosplayer, though.

>>33546350
Is this better? Off-set white seemed to look better, in my opinion.

>>33546245
this doesn't align with my headcannon. i dont like it

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>>33546388
i was planning on writing/drawing some body horror-ish stuff based on an old blurb i wrote back the glory days. would that count?
also i miss coarse =(

>>33546405
begone, tumblr

>>33546406
yes, i love it!- especially if sun has to save him and not the reader- I also love the art, but if i may, maybe make the transformation take longer? like a few hour, so you can really play with guzma losing his mind to fear. maybe the Xurkitree steal him away and sun finds him just as the transformation finishes? either way, i'll read it

>>33546403
Yeah
The Guzma cosplayer is not ugly :)

>>33546073
Ok, then I would eat his pubes and cum
Also I can smell his piss and shit, wouldn't it be wonderful ?

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>>33545913

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>>33546609
go away

I love Guzmetal-chan, Library-chan and Homemade-kun I wanna see a sexy 3 way orgy with them

>>33546403
>Off-set white
yeah i was also thinking of this when i made >>33546107 from this QR code >>33545268 because it was grey haired when i got it
i was wondering if it was too white but i just went with it
can i add you on miitomo

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Look at Guzma
Isn't he neat?
Wouldn't you think my Guzma porn collection is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who owns Guzma?
Look at this Pokéball
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got Guzma
I've got Plumeria and the Grunts a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want Guzma's pubes ?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where Guzma is
I wanna see him dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - benis!
Flippin' your benis, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Guzmastreets
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where Guzma stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that Guzma's world
What would I give if I could live in Guzma's house?
What would I pay to spend a day with my boi Guzma?
Bet'cha on /guz/ they understand
they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

>>33546651
Guzmetal-Chan was cute

>>33546691
took you a while to come up with that eh?

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>>33546719
And ready to know what the people on /guz/ know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers about Guzma
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore Guzma's body?
Out of the Earth
Wish I could be
Part of Guzma's world

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>>33546651
Lol who is Guzmetal-Chan

>>33546795
That Asian chick that always posts how she wants to kill Plumeria and all those other extreme things, she posted pics of herself in the last /guz/

>>33546820
Does she look better than Library-Chan and Homemade-kun ?

>>33546820
>kill Plumeria and all those other extreme things,
them?
>>33545913

>>33546844
Yeah, well from what we've seen of Library-chan at least. She's definitely not as homely looking as Homemade-kun.

>>33546844
it depends
I'm not really into Asian chicks so I may be a bit biased leaning towards Library-chan and Homemade-kun

>>33546844
I've been gone from /vp/ for awhile, I have no idea who these people are.

Except Homemade-kun? Did he make action figures from barbies or something?

>>33546869
Yeah that's her, she talked about how she had a bunch of kids do the Team Skull squat for her

>>33546651
Please no.

>>33546664
Sure thing! I welcome any new friends.

>>33546887
>he
You weren't there for it, wow

>>33546875
Library-chan never revealed her face
that "dox" was just a misunderstanding, some fags thought she was the same person who commented on Tsakanika's instagram, but that comment was posted way before /vp/ discovered the model's name

>>33546691
>>33546763
This made me laugh, thank you.

>>33546904
>Sure thing
how do i add you tho
Twitter?

>>33546820
Has someone more picture's of Guzmetal-Chan, asking for a friend...

>>33546891
ugh, crazy fangirls.

>>33546916
all i know is that hm-kun has nice legs, from that one thread. could have been the angle tho

>>33546916
For all we know, you-know-who can be a guy just shitposting. Anyone can buy a pair of panties, or find any picture of tits on the internet. Then again, there are some actual people just as nuts.

>>33546939
Your welcome sexy anon

>>33546955
who is the best fangirl and worst

>>33546945
Oh wait. I forgot it's kinda difficult to add people. Do you have a Twitter? I guess we can go that route.

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>>33546947
pls

>>33546907
I was on /vp/ back when it was /tr/ and for a long while when black + white came out, then briefly before Sun and Moon.

>>33546979
like, on /vp/? i have no idea. you can read weebstories if you want to read awful shit

>>33547027
I meant Guzmetal-Chan, Library-Chan and Homemade-Kun. I am not a newfag, but I don't know who Homemade-kun is lol

>>33547042
Just look up Homemade goods or Homemade-kun in the archives. It was big

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>>33546820
Does someone has nudes of that asian chick ?

>>33547042
Homemade-kun obvie. she just glues felt to toys, and in the threads i was in, she just seemed nice and generally affable.
Fangirls are inherently worse for being obnoxious.

>>33547042
Basically, I made these god-awful Pokémon inspired toys, people assumed I was male, so I rolled with it, I eventually sell some of the toys, reveal that I'm female, someone posts my social media stuff, I delete said sites, kinda around still but yeah. Just go to archives, if you wanna see.

>>33546994
I don't know if it's just me, but Guzma looks a little weird being super bulky.

>>33546990
Nahh, I figured out something. I generated a link that will let you add me there and it's valid for 14 days or until someone adds me. Here:
https://support.miitomo.com/friend_code/1a97eff6db3518a5/4027762e83c35893f96060df6b191c9b

Moon: All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then suddenly I bumped into you

Guzma:: I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like
I've been searching my whole life to find my own waifu
And maybe it's the party talking or the pussy nectar

Moon: But with you
Guzma: But with you

Guzma: I found my love
Moon : I see your face and your ass

Both: And it's nothing like I've ever known before...
Love is an open door
Love is an open door
Love is an open door.

Moon: With you I can have sex everyday
Guzma: With you I can kiss your soft face
Moon: With you I know love
Guzma: With you my dream as a pedophile allows...

>>33547094
Seriously has someone Guzmetal-Chan's nudes

>>33547191
No. Please stop asking.

>>33547168
Gotcha! Thank you.

>>33547237
Why should I stop

>>33547268
Because it's creepy

>>33547268
Because we don't have any nudes of her. Unless I missed something, all she posted was her face and top body was clothed. Plus, I think she was banned, so there's no way of getting that sort of thing. Sorry, but it's just pointless to ask if it currently does not exist.

>>33546651
Lol I am "Guzmetal-Chan" and no I don't want a 3 way with them

>>33547312
Why did she got banned

Let's get back on topic.

>>33547296
Library-chan is worse than me

>>33547312
It'll finish the holy trio, seeing as how we've all seen Library-chans and Homemade-kuns

>>33547237
Holyshit anon
we have the same birthday

>>33547422
Awesome! Stuff like that is cool to me, since I've only met 1 person in my life with the same thing. At least, before today.

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Guzmetal-Chan remind me of this girl

>>33547584
Me on the left

>>33547914
I love Guzma in a suit.

I have a boyfriend in real life, but on the internet Guzma is my husband!

>>33547988
Why the internet? You mean your imagination?

>>33547988
>having someone other than your husbando

Your cheating heart!

Quick, in what ways could they ruin Guzma in USUM

>>33548985
If they totally replace him.

>>33548996
That's one way to totally ruin USUM

>>33545970
Omg it's cute

>>33546323
Sauce?

/guz/, I feel a little sad. I was looking for that video of Guzma dancing to "Classic", but the uploader made it private. That video makes me feel better. I did find this one, where he doesn't wear his shades:
https://youtu.be/_nZmFzj9hYY

He looks so cute, with those happy expressions. I still miss the original, though.

>>33539661
His responsible for 90% of the Unovan/Alolan drug trade

>>33544029
>Not using handlebars
Pathetic...

>>33550527
Using the bar is cheating though.

>>33550554
It's legal, just frowned upon. Like hitting your opponent in the jugular in boxing.

>>33550587
I've hit someone before in the jugular, with my nails. They bled really bad

>>33550605
That was with your nails. But seriously, don't hit them there. You could cause their demise. Be sportsmanlike, and aim for the high score. Guzma probably plays his battle theme on extreme. Be like Guzma, and have fun.

>>33550634
Guzma can do Challenge mode... doubles. A 10 footer and up, he passes with all perfect AAA. Guzma doesn't use the bar, since he has perfect balance in his muscular legs. This guy is the reason there's so many damn Maxx remixes, and inspired the Trip Machine songs. Put Guzma in front of an ITG machine? Hell, he'll flawlessly dodge those pesky mines. He is the King of Dance.

>>33550731
Also, the PARANOiA series was an ode to Guzma's battle theme

https://youtu.be/7fr4xSl9YUQ

>>33550746
Guzma can get Marvellous on the gallops in Rhythm and Police

https://youtu.be/Fs7ZDtHdiYQ

>>33550761
Guzma secretly enjoys Jun songs, especially since they can be tough. He likes Kimono Princess, especially.

https://youtu.be/zz2Vx4ybhWA

>>33550605
me too, when i was in school. he didn't bleed, but i sure as shit spooked the fuck outta him. he actually never bothered me again.

>>33550819
Moon makes Guzma do Sunkiss Drop with him, and even though he acts like he's annoyed, he really likes the stepchart, so just does it.

https://youtu.be/L-e3W4eUWXU

>>33550857
>her
Oops.

>>33550864
Last thing...
Guzma is really good at Dance Evolution. Too bad it never kicked off.

https://youtu.be/XsPJ68R5g4E

>>33550886
Wait, before I go... I think I can import Guzma's model into Stepmania. I can use the MMD modded model of him, since it has all the bones and joints. Just import the Stepmania bones... oh lord. I can have Guzma dancing in the background as I play.

>>33550944
I'm sorry, but I really love Guzma, and DDR. I love rhythm games. Y'all were talking about DDR, so I got excited. I didn't mean to ramble... but I couldn't help it.

>>33550955
Do you play any other bemani, or just DDR?

>>33550981
I used to play a little of IIDX, the PS2 port for America. Not too many great songs on it, but was good enough. I unfortunately lost the controller and game, so never got good. I have a Pop'n Music controller that I connect to my computer, and play PnM Fantasia. Also not the best at it, but I'm pretty decent. I have a PnM DS port called Utatchi (pic-related). It's really fun, and I wish they continued it. I also really like Pump it Up. Recently, I've been playing that Xonic game on the PS4, has a lot of K-Pop on it. It's really fun, as well. There's more that I like, too. I really love rhythm games, but DDR will always be #1 to me. Oh yeah, Para Para is amazing! I also like Dance Evolution and Rhythm Party.

>>33551034
Oops, forgot no more pics for the thread. Basically looks like Pop'n Music, but adapted for touch screen. Also more like a karaoke-type game, but with Bemani and anime songs.

>>33551034
Utatchi actually looks pretty interesting, will have to try that out some time. And the IIDX US release was pretty garbage, you should try the real thing or one of the JP CS releases some time if you can. It's really fun once you get the hang of it.

Personally I play IIDX (9s) and SDVX (18s), and want to get into PnM soon. Never really got into dance games but may try them out some day.

>>33543642
This might be my opinion, but I don't think that Guzma was ever truly "abused". Mentally, yes. Physically, no.

A lot can be said when a parent want nothing but pure perfection from their child, to the point where even something as minute as a B on their kid's report card will send the parent into a red-faced tirade. (Which is probably what happened, since poor Guz had all those bronze and silver medals in his room).

>>33541466
>>33541429
These are all my drawings, btw. Love you guys!

>>33551407
I feel the same way. Typical hard-ass parents syndrome. And I really love your art!

>>33550148
Me too, i wonder if it was taken down dude to copyright and they just havent noticed?

>>33551888
It wasn't, just says set to private. I really wanted to watch it. The other one's camera is too eratic and fast. My heart feels achey tonight, and I needed some good Guzma videos. That one was my most favorite. I wonder if anyone ever downloaded it.

>>33551907
i have a few videos that might tide you over
http://dread-supreme.tumblr.com/post/154603977180/
http://art-of-astrozerk.tumblr.com/post/158001362458/
https://youtu.be/_lpqobFsotQ

>>33551960
That was silly, thank you.

if my post hits the limit then please no more /guz/ threads

>>33552465
Not until we actually get something Guzma related to talk about

>/guz/ still going strong

As the one who gave these threads the name of /guz/, it warms my heart to see them still happening. I didn't even think the name would stick past my thread, let alone last for the couple months that I stuck around for them, but by now I thought Guzma threads would've completely petered out. Glad to see they're still around.

>>33552612
they're certainly not as strong as they were back in january and they're getting pretty stupid with the tripfags, but it can be a nice little place to splurge in