How you like your pokemon, fampai?

>2017
>still buying this
your fault

Interesting, which is what they are. I wanted less animal influence and something closer to Celestela's weirdness, so I'm happy with these two.

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Do they, like... Tell the designers to make them as ugly as possible?
Why do they like to shit on my childhood and the only happiness I ever knew? Do they do it specifically so I finally succumb to the depression and kill myself?

>literal digimons
nice

>>33538078
Honestly looks like the best Pokemon game in recent memory. Original new designs and cool new areas to explore.

I'll be buying both version for sure just to trade the version exclusive pokemon to myself.

Has game freak or nintendo ever given a reason for introducing ultra beasts?

>>33538081
Shut your face the wall is sweet.

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>only new design I liked was the donkey (can't remember the name)
>evolves into the ugliest piece of shit

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>>33538081
Fucking grow up. Pokemon is simply not for you anymore and just move on.

The old games that you cherish so much are still around.

>>33538078
You can't attack on your first turn

>>33538084

I guess someone just had an idea and they went with it, I don't think there's a grand plan.

>>33538084
probably got tired of making cutesy/elegant/cool designs and wanted to go full weird

>>33538078
USUM are gonna be shit. They come out in two months and this is what they have to show?

>Nintendo embracing their clown ways more and more with Lola Pop and UB Burst

Somewhere, that big fat Pinnister fake looking shit that would never have a chance in hell of existing is snickering at us from a whole different alternative dimension.

I'll take it.

>>33538078
Trump?
You know... the wall

>>33538078
So is this game going to have any actual dungeons or will they be just as shit as SM?

What? Complain about pokemon designs all you want, the UB's are by far the best they've done in ages

>Create a line of alien pokemon from a different dimension
>They're all extrinsic and obtuse

Seems smart to me

>>33538081
>the only thing that makes me happy is pokemon nostalgia

You should an hero anon.

>>33538083
>not just hacking in version exclusives

Yeah instead just buy the same dam game twice.

>>33538094

Pokemon hasn't has any real dungeons since G/S. They're never coming back

>>33538078
>dimensional clown
EVERYONE FLOATS DOWN HERE

>>33538081
The Beasts are meant to look weird.

>>33538097
>Pokemon hasn't has any real dungeons since ORAS
ftfy
Also GS barely had any.

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im really not familiar with the newer pokemon. im stuck with orignal 150.

i really cant seem to connect new pokemon but would like a newer pokemon game to play with. Just bought a 3ds.

wat do

what should i do? just go back to playing GOLD or Red (they are $4.99) on the nintendo store.

>>33538097
Pokemone has never really had "dungeons". Just caves with rock puzzles.

>>33538101
Ultra Beasts are interdimensional pokemon

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>>33538103
kek

>>33538101
Just wait on USUM. Otherwise, get HGSS or XY. XY are great for nostalgia fags

>>33538101
Might as well pick up Gold. It'll have enough of the Pokemon you're familiar with and none of the extra bullshit newer games introduce.

>>33538102

R/B/Y had some pretty dungeony areas. Fire Lab, Power Plant, the teleport maze in sylph co, victory road etc

>>33538081
How much of a victim complex can you have?

Fuck you guys, the UBs are genuinely some of the coolest pokemon in the series. I would way rather have these abstract monster the another shitty anthro dog/cat/fox thing.

>>33538081
genwunners need to be aborted from time

>>33538102
Better than a literal corridor separated into 4 islands.

>>33538101
just wait for the new one if you want a new one

you can go gold the same day

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>>33538101

Emulate HeartGold or SoulSilver. You really wont regret it. Near lategame they do a good job at introducing "newer" Gen 3-4 Pokemon.

When it comes to Pokemon, it truly goes down-hill starting at Gen 5, though they're all charming. Gen 6 and 7 were a mistake, though I still accept them as all being Pokemon.

Nintendo took a dive when they realized
>Sh-should we make a n-new Pokemon gen? (black and white)
>Its a hit and everyone loved it after 5 years of nothing
>Oh, everyone wanted new Pokemon all along!
>PROCEED TO SHOVEL OUT GENS

>>33538114
Gen 5 is the best gen tho. You didn't even say why you disliked it, just "it went down hill". In what way was gen 5 worse than the previous games?

>>33538101
>only familiar to original 150
>go back to GOLD
>meaning have played previously played GOLD
what the actual fuck are you trying to say?

This game is just not going to have any decent new content, is it? It's just gonna be the same as S/M. Fuck, there's the exact same Lusamine cutscene.

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i love it how people who haven't played pokemon in 15 years are complaining.

oh yeah, and if you didn't buy red or blue on release day you will never be a true pokemon trainer.

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>>33538081
>boohoo why aren't my fantasy monsters all basic animals?

>>33538078
I'm not even mad because the desings are "different", I even like the Rook thing but the other shit and most of Alolamons and Kalosmons are not only unusual but also ugly as sin.

>>33538114
HG/SS is still gen 2, it has all the problems G/S/C did.

>>33538119
Complaining about monster designs looking like utter shit is completely valid though.

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>>33538120
Nothing will be as ugly as this faggot.

>>33538101
get into DQ
its the series that pokemon balantly ripped off
DQV if you want monster vs monster battles

>>33538078

I like Pennywisemon

>>33538084
Someone got tired of making cutemons in gen 6 and did the UBs as a fuck you. It worked.

>>33538086
>Not liking Musdale
Don't you dare post Tsuyu

>>33538078
I'll take the same shit games from a year ago with shit content sprinkled on top of it release as two games instead of a single third installment.

Also, BW2 never happened.

>>33538124
SMT did the "capture your own monsters" first though. Also DQM is way better than DQV if you want focus on the monster raising aspect.

>>33538078
even digimons look better than this

>>33538130
No. These are supposed to look weird at least. Digimon are just "how many guns and knives can hot glue to this animal". Absolute garbage.

>>33538124
senpai have I got the game(s) for you its called dragon quest monsters its for the gameboy color and it blew pokemon r/b/y/g/s/c out of the water

>>33538131
Epic meme bro.

>>33538132
>>33538129
Shame the recent entries weren't released over here.

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>>33538133
>digicucks think this looks good

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>>33538101
If you want a classic feel but with updated gameplay, try Pokemon Prism. It's a hack of Pokemon Crystal but with significantly expanded gameplay. If you've hacked your 3DS, you can download it here in CIA form:

https://nicoblog.org/3ds-rom/pokemon-prism-usa-gbc-vc-3ds-cia/

>>33538135
It does or at least better than the garbage on OPs pic

>>33538123

Leave Mr. Mime outta this, he diddn' do nuthin'

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Finally, I can use The Wall

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>>33538115

I'm not saying it was, but that's definitely the start of an avalanche that caused Game Freak to fuck their own shit up royally.

Im completely fine with the idea of "every pokemon is a counterpart of gen 1" to appeal to genwunners. Sigilyph, Garbodor, Volcarona, and Crustle are easily some of my favorites, but you can't tell me with a straight face they're not re-imaginations of Jinx, Muk, and Parasect.

The problem is that it started to focus more and more on storytelling, and battles being a hallway of afterthought to the next cutscene. N and that schtick, it never got old or in the way, and you had reason to go places, though the linearity was starting to come together. Most places in B/W only opened up at endgame or even after you BEAT the area. Now take a look at X and Y. You're practically forced into a hallway of unavoidable trainer battles, with little to no exploration. There may be a side area with an item, but that's it.

Nobody forces you to go into the Unown Ruins or Safari Zones (disregard Gen1's Surf, you know you went back to find rare Pokemon afterward, or even during, it was pretty big). In X and Y, and DEFINITELY more recently, S/M, there are no side-streets that lead to cool things or semi-out of the ordinary Pokemon. No Digglets Cave if you want a change of pace in Pokemon typing to counter the gym leader, everything is on the one path you take.

If we're going gameplay-wise, HG/SS Battle Frontier, B/W No Battle Frontier. B/W more QoL buffs to battles, like training and EV's, HG/SS more primitive with non-technical QoL changes like an automatic run button.

I can continue if you really need me to.

>>33538136
how did custom cias and that banwave awhile back do?

Is it safe?

>>33538125
Welp, got the nickname I'm gonna give him.

>>33538135
>not liking the fucking cyborg dinosaur
Pleb

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I haven't been into Pokemon for years but holy shit were UBs such a disappointment. They were hyped up and mysterious, and I thought they were gonna be something unique but nope, they're functionally identical to regular legendaries.

>>33538084

They wanted strange monster designs and thought UB would be a fun way to do it.

>>33538135
How is picking a good design gonna prove me wrong?

>>33538141
>banwave awhile back do?
That was due to dumbasses going online and dusing cheats on games like mario kart etc, if you're not a dirty pleb cheater then you'll be fine

>>33538141
I have no idea, I don't play 3DS games online.

>>33538079
I didn't buy X, Y, Sun, Moon, and I was gifted Sapphire remake. So yeah, I'm buying this. I hope Lilie is a battle partner who stays with you as the canon girl.

>>33538101

Just wait for USM.

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>>33538078
>fucking memes come true
Xircetreee was the best anyway, and he was just fucking wires. meanwhile lampost and THE WALL is shit looking. Worst thing is that I'll do a 180 after release.

>>33538081
Even if this is bait, genwunners are the absolute fucking worst. Ultra Beasts are supposed to look weird as shit.

>Fantasy setting in which magical creatures with magic powers exist, some of them powerful enough to be borderline gods
>Limitless potential for their designs

>Genwunners: "why dont they all look like animals from real life"

Imagine being this starved for imagination

>>33538083
And by recent memory, you must mean just Sun and Moon right?

>>33538119
>haha look at this fag he cares about something what a fucking HOMO

why are you even here

>>33538149
>I hope Lilie is a battle partner
That alone would make the game so much better. Actually have this bitch do something.

>>33538140
I don't really think sigilyph is a Jinx parallel...Crustle is pretty unique pokemon on his own, and superior to parasect in just about every category. There are definitely lots of parallels though, like garbador/muk, roggenrola/geodude etc. But in most cases, the Gen 5 mon is superior in terms of design. Most pokemon games are pretty linear, but there are always hidden areas with rare mons. Always. Hell, look at Ten Carrot Hill in Sun/Moon. Battle Frontier is pretty overrated imo, B2W2's post game content was superior. I agree that the postgame has been a bit lacking recently though. But I feel like the expanded online features and streamlining of breeding/EVs is a decent trade off. They definitely need more postgame facilities, which USUM seems to be doing.

>>33538140
Agreed the focus on storytelling in pokemon games killed sun for me, couldn't even force myself through X/Y

>>33538078
I like poke fusions but they should have done more than just the alola pokes

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It's been going downhill since gen 5 nothing new here.

>>33538160
Whats the pinnacle of the series in your opinion then?

>>33538153
gen 1 designs often dont even look like real animals

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>>33538161
HG and SS was the pinnacle. Those games were jam fucking packed with content. Platinum is my personal favorite though.

>>33538160
you missed 3 and hit 5

>>33538163
I can agree with you there then, though B2W2 are strong contenders as well. Platinum is my favorite game in the series probably.

>>33538163
BW2 were good too, I recommend you check them out if you liked HGSS.

>>33538153
Gen 1 actually has a lot of the more nonspecific monstrous designs like Nidoking or Snorlax.

In Gen 7, outside of the UBs and Minior, everything is based on some particular animal or plant.

>>33538136
Is the game finished? I got partway through region 2 and couldnt find anymore gyms to fight

>>33538163
HGSS are literally just GSC with a shiny coat of paint, they didn't fix the base games' huge issues at all. They're incredibly overrated, people just like them because "MUH COPYPASTED FRONTIER FROM PLATINUM"

>>33538167
>>33538162

Ah yes who could forget such outworldy designs as

>Caterpillar
>Turtle
>Sparrow
>Rock with arms
>Fish with horn

Or eveb

>Bigger fish with horn

>>33538081
Have you seen another being from another dimension in real life? Do you know how they look like? No? So, shut the fuck up you fucking close minded shit.

>>33538170
I didn't say all of the designs were like that, but some of them absolutely were. You can't look at Alakazam's weird head and exoskeletony body and point me to one animal as its basis.

>>33538166
Yeah they saved gen 5. The original BW were trash.

>>33538168
It's completely finished.

>>33538135
>never played with dinosaurs or machines as a kid
Go back to playing barbies

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>>33538174
I guess I'm retarded then. Wheres the next gym?

>>33538176
Oops shouldve spoilered maybe

>>33538176
It's been fucking ages since I last touched the game. I remember that Red was in some cave, but little else.

>>33538080
>said absolutely no one, ever

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The same people who complains about these designs are the same people who hate object based pokemon aka best designs. You all disgust me. Go, do me a favor and kys.

>>33538090
I'd be on board with the idea, but the beasts are pretty much legendary Pokemon when it comes to stats, right? Not really something entirely satisfying to use when battling online

>>33538101
3ds plays DS games too. Play Black/White and their sequels, those are the best games

>genwunner
I want /vp/ faggots to leave.

>>33538183
Good luck with that.
Thread got transferred

>>33538181
Base stat totals in the range of legendaries but with sometimes extreme distribution and all of their base stats are prime numbers.

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>>33538183

what did you expect, a mod moved this thread from /v/ over here, so its infested with normie genwunner trash posts.

>>33538081
fuck off back to /v/, genwunner trash

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>>33538140

>>33538231
Where the FUCK do you think we all came from? This thread was moved by a mod.

>>33538155
that's a question more suited for >>33538081

>>33538183
>anon comes to /vp/
>wants everyone on /vp/ to leave

Did you lost your way from /v/ you prick?

>>33538081
>Do they do it specifically so I finally succumb to the depression and kill myself?
Please hurry up and do so thanks

>>33538262
This thread was moved from /v/.

>>33538081
>muh childhood

Just kill yourself already, this is the most annoying meme whether its about Pokemon or anything else.

>>33538270
Then, why are you still here?, fuck off you genwunner shit.

>there are actual people ITT that LIKE Ultra Beasts but shit on gen 1, the godfather, the Jesus, the greatest of all time gen but they hate it because they're too young and puberty hasn't hit yet

it's fascinating.

>>33538078
I like them desu

>>33538270
explains the cancerous genwunner faggots

>>33538295
This isn't the cringe thread

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>genwunners still crawl out of the woodwork to shit on anything relating to Pokemon anytime it does something

>>33538078
I don't get the appeal in these two at all. (or any of the UBs, for that matter.) But this opens the door for new non-UB Pokemon at least.

Gen 6.5 fags rejoice!

>>33538199
>all of their base stats are prime numbers

Well damn, thanks for pointing that out

>>33538295
I love UBs and Magnemite is one of my favorite Pokemon of all time

>>33538330
>he defends ultra beasts

it ain't Pokemon anymore lad.

/v/eddit is the cancer
UBs are the answer

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>>33538499
>he's still crying about ultra beasts

>>33538499
>it ain't Pokemon anymore lad.
Why? Care to elaborate?

>>33538082
Example of a similar digimon to UBs please

I really like the castle thing I think it's cute

>>33538081
This post, like your life, is an embarrassment and you really should kill yourself .

Jesus, /v/ is fucking cancer nowadays.

>>33538078
Those are just terrible. It's like a candy cane wireframe and a square. The best news is that there's hope of more and better ones.

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>>33538085
It's a great Ultra Beast. Really the best.

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>>33538081
>ultra beast are literally aliens
>why do they look weird?
i'm sharing a board with this kind of retard

>>33538101
If you want to try a newer Pokemon game, then wait for USUM. There's no point to SM with those two coming

PORN WHEN?

>>33538637
>nowadays
/v/ has always been cancer
but now it's reaching its final stage

>>33538745
clown porn and stuck in a wall porn exist

>>33538078

> /v/ is just normie genwunners babies that keep suffering for eternity and feeling entitled to be cathered to despite only playing one game in the franchise when they where 13 for like a month/year and still getting butthurt 20 years LATER.

>>33538081
look at this fucking loser, look at how pathetic he is.

meanwhile.
> /vp/ is celebrating their beloved franchise that they have had fun for over 20 years with 2 great new designs that sparked hype over the new UM/US versions and already speculating over what else could happen in their next adventure.

>>33535705
>>33537263
>theads of people actually being happy.

reminder that being a nostalgia normie shit brings nothing but suffering to your life and that gamefreak will never pay attention to your stupid images of "genwun had better realistic designs!" anytime ever at all.

>>33538657
I'm naming my Assembly "Mark Henry"

>>33538731
I thought the Juggalo's were just mad the government called them a gang?

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>>33538731

>>33538499
UBs are literally not Pokemon you massive retard

>>33538088
It's okay, I use FTK burn deck.

>>33538078
I absolutely love both of them. They might be my favorite UB's period, though Buzzwole and Xurkitree still push it.

>>33538078
Assembally is cool

>>33538175
kids these days are low test anyway

>>33538837
Nihilego's Moon 'dex entry says otherwise
>One of the Ultra Beasts. It’s unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.

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CAN I PLEASE HAVE PANTS I REALLY HATE SHORTS OK

>>33538078
JUST

Wait, Burst is Sun while Assembly is Moon?
They seem to be opposite to previous counterparts.

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>>33538080

burst is a dandelion for sure, assembly.. no clue. maybe a tardigrade but unlikely

>>33538078
So what are their stats going to be like?

>Burst
50/130/50/150/70/120

>Assembly
60/100/200/140/50/20

>>33539192
It's a cake pop themed clown with a fireworks theme.

>>33539162
Burst makes sense for Sun because the Sun is a bunch of explosions.

Nihilego's "head" structure is similar to Burst's. Could this be the species they are designed to take over?

>>33539210
all ub stats are prime numbers so you usually end up with ridiculously low and high stats

>>33539258
This would be the worst fucking species for Nihilego to latch onto because
>the head detaches from the body
>the head explodes

>>33539258
That's actually pretty interesting. That would likely imply Burst is vulnerable to Nihilgo, then, so... Fire/Fairy WOULD make perfect sense.

>>33539286
Yeah I was just giving a rough idea of which stats would be high and which would be low, not trying to state exact stats.

>>33538078
I think they're pretty fucking cool.

>>33539298
Unless by attaching to Burst they can prevent/manipulate that?

>>33538080
Agreed

>>33539286
i know. i watched verlisifys video

>>33539210
not those, thats for sure

>>33538610
D-Reaper (not technically Digimon, but still)

>>33539323
>Assembly
It's called Assembly, and it's literally a slow moving fortress made of shifting bricks. Each brick seems to have its own eye on the inside, giving a strong hint that they might be 'individuals' come together as a hivemind, sort of like Wishiwashi. As a result, it's VERY likely to be extremely slow, but very tanky... but the HP itself is likely low because the individuals are just little bricks rather than a large creature. A creature built this tanky and (likely) heavy is bound to have at least reasonable attack, as well.

>Burst
It's very frail looking, meaning it's likely to be fragile but very quick. Its hands are literally sickles, and it's based on literally detaching its head and causing it to explode. That says high Attack, and high Special Attack.

>>33538078

so will they just be added after marshadow in the national pokedex?

>>33539210
More like:
>Burst
71/79/71/139/113/97

>Assembly
83/53/223/43/137/31
or maybe switch the Atk with the Sp.Def

>Assembly will most likely a slow bulky piece of shit with no recovery and an awful defensive typing
Feels bad man

>>33538078
They look even more shit than the OG UB's and I didn't think that was possible

Why does it seem like Burst is the only UB with a signature move? None of the other UBs have one.

>>33539592
Unless they all get one in USUM, but that's a long shot.

>>33539566
>Implying it won't have a brand new steel type recovery called reassembly

>>33539606
>Implying it'll be steel at all
Enjoy your pure Rock type.

>>33539592
Cut is technically Kartana's signature move since the HM is gone and it's the only thing in the game that learns it naturally.

>>33539619
Given the strange look to it and the eyes, I'm guessing Steel, Psychic, or Ghost is very probable for a secondary typing.

>>33539658
I pray to god it is ghost/steel. Anything else would be a death sentence.

>>33538078
I hope their typings are Fire/Fairy for Burst and Rock/Ghost for Assembly. No more Psychic-types, I'm sick of those.

>>33539566
>Avg. ATK, SP.ATK and DEF
>Abysmal SPD
>Monstrous HP and SP.DEF

Thats how I see Assembly being. As for typing, probably Grass/Fairy.

Burst, on the other hand will likely be statted similarly to Celesteela, but with the high stats being SPD and ATK. Probably gonna be Fire/Fairy.

>>33539689
Rock/Ghost isn't really terrible, especially if it has monstrous bulk.

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>>33539702
It is for a defensive Pokemon. It would be god-tier for an offensive one though.

>>33538157
>But in most cases, the Gen 5 mon is superior in terms of design

HAHAHAHAHA

>>33539724
Gen 5 really does have some of the best designs, though... but also some of the worst with very few in between.

>>33538761
I'm sorry that you're so much of a faggot that you consider this garbage as improvement. Sticking with a franchise makes you fan dipshit, not sucking the dick of every new thing this shit company introduces.

>>33538078
I might actually switch to Ultra Moon just to get Eyewall

>>33539767
nah

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>>33539624
r-really? woah

>>33539801
I locked myself in on Ultra Moon because I already have Sun.

So far, not regretting it a bit.

>>33538078
The UBs are weird as fuck and I love it.

Except Guzzlord. Fuck that thing.

>>33538080
I don't mind them but their designs are weaker than the first batch of UBs

>>33539236

dandelions burst and scatter seeds by wind, and certain varieties look like UB-burst's collar. it'll probably be grass/fire.

>>33538081
Maybe you should kill yourself. It would remove more genwunner scum from the earth. I know I wouldn't lose any sleep over your death.

>>33539911
Fuuuck that would be so cool! That's similar to an alolan Diglett and dugtrio theory I had before s/m. I was thinking the hair was beach grass growing on they're head and they would be grass ground.

>>33539914
I wouldn't lose sleep over either of your deaths, what's your point buster brown?

>>33539926
Fug *their

>>33539926
My point is that genwunner trash isn't welcome and all of them need to cease the faggot shit.

>>33539928
Meant to reply that to you

>>33538295 [Thou]
This one's too juicy

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>>33538270
That's why this thread is pure cancer. People who only played pokemon at their childhood trying to undertsand/judge the franchise now. Don't get me wrong, right now pokemon is far from perfect but the genwunners complain for the wrong reasons.

What if Assembly is Steel/Dragon?

Its bizareness and eyes prove it'll be Steel type, but it looks like a castle or tower. What live in castles? Dragons. It already has four legs and eyes. Why would a tower or castle have legs or eyes? It's clearly based on more than just that, and those are draconic features.

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>>33540027
>Its bizareness and eyes prove it'll be Steel type,
>eyes prove it'll be Steel type

Bullshit. Non-steel types have eyes too, jackass. See?

>>33540131
Youre a moron. I clearly mean what type of eyes. They look technological or artificial like lights instead of being organic. Think Beldum. They look very similar in certain ways. Even Gigalith, a literal rock pile, has shaped and reasonably organic looking eyes. Beldum and Assembly have flat eyes that look like theyre specifically being powered by something.

>>33540172
I may be a moron, but I'm not retarded.

That being said, I still believe Assembly is going to be a Fairy. Where you see draconic features, I see features any mon could reasonably have. Plus, while it may be coincidence, the version exclusive UB's share a type, while the non-exclusives have unique types compared to the other UBs. Try thinking along the lines of what types Burst and Assembly could reasonably share.

>>33540234
It'll be Rock/Ghost

>>33540257
this sounds about right to me. other options would be

>ghost
>rock/psychic?

>>33538084
>"Hey let's introduce these beings that and pretend they may or may not be Pokémon"
>"but plot twist is that they're Pokémon but come from a different dimension"

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>>33538086

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I love assembly! Reminds me of Alexander, who I also love. Silvally and Assembly also look very nice together. Mideval vibes.

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>>33538081
UBs are allowed to be as batshit crazy and wild looking as they want. Also they look cool as shit, especially these new ones, so fuck off dumb genwunner

>>33539691
Jokes on you faggot, both their typings are Psychic/Psychic just to spite you.

>>33538081
>MUH NOSTALGIA WAAAAH
Cry more. I drink your type's tears faggot

>>33538136
>wind type
>sound type
>wood type
>gas type
>abnormal type

this is more likely to turn genwunners away from this series than anything

>>33540289
I'm sticking by the fairy typing

>>33538086
why is this reaction image always paired with posts of immensely shit taste and stupidity?

>>33540408
Those eyes are too satanic to be fairy type.................


Unless it's dark/fairy.

>>33540444
>eyes are too satanic to be fairy type

Tell that to Mega-Audino.

>>33540461
Soulless =/= satanic

>>33540501
Fair point.

Well, let's say that Assembly and Burst share a type. What type could they share that would make some degree of sense? Celesteela and Kartana share the steel typing, though neither really looks it

>>33538078
that Star with a face better be a new form or mon

>>33540523
They'd only share a type..... if they shared a "number".

But what if they don't?
What if these aren't a pair of version exclusives?

>>33540358
>gas type
we already have poison

>>33540586
I never thought of that. Well, we'll see whenever we get new info, I suppose

>>33540591
exactly, I couldn't bring myself to play it because of how retarded the added types are

>>33538745
When you pay for it.

it'll be just 25USD in Riot Bucks anon :)

>>33540586
>What if these aren't a pair of version exclusives?

But they are? Did you even watch the video?

>>33538125
Dna Digivolution of Wisemon+Piedmon

>>33538140
That's kinda my personal core problems with the current games, they want me to be SOMEBODY so fucking badly. I cant just be a trainer anymore who happens to stumble into a fucking cave and find mewtwo, no. I have to ride Fug into goddamn bum fuck space to save the planet. They have taken away the wonder of being a trainer and going to a town you weren't supposed to yet, or a legendary lair, (I had no idea Articuno was in Seafoam Island), or running into a rival battle you weren't ready for. I'm fucking embarrassed by how much they coddle your pokemon in SM. Half the time, Lillie healed my mons after one fucking battle with someone with 4 mons and I'm 10 levels higher.

>>33538180
I actually like most object pokemon and most UB's save Guzzlord. These are fucking trash, neck yourself.

>>33538078
I've already got nicknames for them.
>Mr. Bungle
>Morty or Cindy

>>33538101
>orignal 150
>1 5 0

>>33541217
Everybody knows Lickitung doesn't count.

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>>33538078
These are some earthbound tier enemies right here!

>>33538078
>we dont ever get new pokes mid-gen
>but the one time we do it's fucking UBs
This is some monkey paw bullshit right there.

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>>33541236
Hopefully Aether's been combating them with more Mother 3 tier enemies

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>>33540988
Guzzlords my fucking favorite get outta here with your bad opinions

>>33538101
Back when I was a kid, say, during gens 3 and 4, I think I used to read out loud all of the pages from the list of Pokemon in those official Pokedex books, and I pretty much knew all of the Pokemon that existed by heart.

I lost track of all of the Pokemon years ago. There are even a lot I used to know by heart and I can't even remember clearly anymore.

>>33541236
>>33541236
I'm feeling more megaman star force / battle network than anything. Wasn't one of the designers from their team working on pokemon in gen 6 or 7?

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>>33541237
I think the closest we got was New Forms in gen 4 between Diamond and Pearl, and new Megas in gen 6 between XY and ORAS.
I think there may be one or two Im missing but they might just be alt forms.

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>>33539313
That's its defense mechanism.

Like an arms race between shells and claws or prey speed and predator speed, Nihilego and Burst had an arms race over head control. Can I take you over before you detach your head and it explodes in my face?

>>33539372
UBs aren't technically pokemon, which makes it fine then.

>>33539388
so a better shuckle?

>>33541199
Why not Mr. Bungle and Mark Henry?

>>33538104
Pointless to point to these genwunn babies

>>33539692
>Grass/Fairy
In what world is Assembly grass fairy?

>>33541346
I see Assembly as Rock Psychic or something with all the eyes and the look.

But they are UB's and dont follow the type look convention fully at first glance.

>>33541346
In what world does Nihilego appear Rock/Poison?

>>33539832
Being this dull believinf the meme that gen5 is bad

>>33538078
It's a Poodle Clown with a Floral Swimming Cap Head.

>>33539692
>Grass/Fairy
In what world is Assembly grass fairy? Explain literally either, preferably both, of those.

>>33539911
Xurkitree is a tree, and has tree in its name, and is pure electric.
Celesteela is literally bamboo and not grass type.

No way it's grass.
Fire is definite, but I'm guessing fairy (coloration) or fighting (stance).

>>33538078
But I DON'T FUCKING WANT THIS UGLY CIRCUS CLOW THING I WANT THE WALL

>>33538092
There's a Universe where Ballio and friends are real

>>33538078
I get Xurkitree or Kartana with SP.ATK vibes from UB:Burst and Celesteela vibe from Assembly.

>>33541361
Its made of literal glass and jellyfish are definitely poison.

>>33541361
>Jellyfish are called medusas in Spanish
>some jellyfish are poisonous
Dumb fuck

>>33541425
Explain the Rock

>>33541380
>explain either

I'll do both in one hit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokumokuren

Both Tatami mats and Shoji are made from plant meterials. Although I'll admit Ghost is a likelier typing than Fairy, but I feel Ghost is almost too obvious a choice

>>33541380
>>33541359
I mean... they do. You just have to think about it weird.

Also most of the ultra beast's code names have hinted at at least one type.

Symbiont - poison
Absorption - bug (leech life)
Lighting - electric
Blaster - flying (like a rocket)
Blade - steel
Glutton - Dark (there are a lot of dark type big eaters)

Burst, I think is pretty obviously referencing its firework charge head.

Assembly... i think it's emphasizing the fact that it's a hivemind all working together, so my best guess is psychic.

And since version exclusive UBs seem to share a type, that probably means Burst is Fire/Psychic.

>>33541455
>Explain the Rock
>>33541423

>>33541455
>Mokumokuren
>Literally "the walls have eyes"
Huh. Yeah that's probably the origin. That and Nurikabe.

>>33541486
>Burst is Fire/Psychic.

Wouldn't be our first psychic clown.
>>33538123

>>33538078
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS THING
>>33537845

>>33541521
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>33541497
it makes sense though. All the version exclusive UBs thus far have had one shared type. Burst's signature move is SE on decidueye and metagross meaning that it will be part fire. Assembly seems to have a hivemind concept going for it and burst's psychadelic colors could imply a psychic typing. Right now it seems like the most logical typing

>>33538680
Honestly, I hope there are more Ultra Beasts than these two, because I want some more weirdness.

Not crossing my fingers, though.

I personally like the UB's for the sole fact they DON'T look like Pokemon. That's what makes them interesting. I just wish they'd do more with them plot wise.

>>33541455
Are you dumb? Can you not put two and two together?
Medusa turns people to stone

>>33538115
>Funny way of saying "worst gen" there.

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>>33538171
See this is actually my problem with the UBs, they are supposed to come from an alternate dimension completely alien to our own, but yet they are still based on imagery you'd see on Earth, like literally my mom's power plugs, a cockroach, and some bricks. I mean do they have standard modern power outlets on the ultra space? Do they build houses with the same bricks as ours? Guzzlord is the only UB that somehow looks alternate dimension to me, and maybe Buzzwole.

Yeah they're weird, but not really in an alien way. If they looked like THIS I'd buy the alternate dimension premise fully.

>>33541564
Not all Medusozoa are normal Jellyfish. It also includes Hydras and Stalked and Box jellyfish.

Jellyfish only is Scyphozoa, which is why that weird tentacle mindrape thing in Code Lyoko is named that.

>>33541564
Jellyfish do not turn people to stone

>>33541577
this post describes exactly how I feel about them. They're really cool and all and they look pretty crazy for pokemon but they're still not extradimensional enough. They're very obviously inspired by things on Earth and not alien looking enough.

>>33541577
pokemon are magical beings formed from incarnating conceptual ideas.

that's the only explanation for even half of normal pokemon.

I imagine it still holds weight even with UBs. The concepts are still normal ones. They just incarnate less... biologically normal. Too few faces, too many faces, extreme size or lack thereof, inorganic attempts at crudely recreating organic materials or form. That sort of thing. Like lovecraftian horror, it dwells in the uncanny, the familiar but unnervingly wrong.

>>33541592
second time now
>>33541423
>LITERAL GLASS
Ignore me again and I say you're samefag falseflagging with yourself as a way to strawman. In which case, please stop jacking yourself off in our perfectly good conversation.

I still don't get the hate for UB. They are supposed to look weird.

>>33541649
>literally my mom's mutant extradimensional horror

>>33541649
YET SOMEHOW they made them worse that those fucking Clover fakemons. What is Burst even supposed to be? it's not wierd, it's fucking hideous.

>>33541694
Looks fine to me.
You've got Fireworks, Dandelion, and Clown all in the same mon seamlessly integrated.

>>33538096
or.. idk.. trade?

>>33538119
>"S..s.so I can picture them in real life. IMMERSION"