"alternative story"

>what is 3rd version

>>33536289
Not this you fucking flaming faggot. It's TWO versions you retard. Not only that but they said themselves that it would be a different story.

>>33536330
Third and fourth versions

>>33536289
are you just going to reply to every single thread with this?
>inb4 it becomes the new meme of the week

>>33536289
Compared to BW2 this is just sad

>>33536225
But what about Kahili and Ryuki in the other trailer ?

platinum, emerald are 1 game. with exclusive content of both there first set versions

ultra sun and moon is 2 versions. that are gonna split the exclusive. cheap tactics

they actually said powered up story, not alternate

sequelfags blown the fuck back to 2012

It's a third version like emerald
How dumb are you?

>>33536409
see >>33536379

>>33536225
everyone who said that was a fucking idiot

>>33536330
>Yellow was a third version
>Yellow had a different story

>>33536439
Game Freak said that, senpai.

>>33536379
So what? What is cheap here?

>>33536379
Trading is a thing you know.
Besides that, you get more than one of all limited version exclusives in SM, so there was never a reason to buy both to begin with.

>>33536379
>ultra sun and moon is 2 versions. that are gonna split the exclusive. cheap tactics
As dumb as it is, at least you'll be able to complete the dex just with two versions, with every other third version you needed both previous paired versions to complete the game.

So I guess for people who waited for the third version it's still a win overall? I think those people stopped existing after B2/W2 though.

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I've been saying it since the very beginning that this is literally going to be the same game as Sun/Moon, but with Necrozma hamfisted into the plot somehow and the addition of Move Tutors at the Battle Tree.
You should be fucking glad they decided to give us brand new UBs to toy around with since there's nothing else of note to speak of.

>>33536225
I think this will speak more to how unfinished SM were just to meet the 20th anniversary.

Thank god I decided not to continue my Sun playthrough, I would be so pissed

Emerald/Platinum
>Single game
>Definitive version. Combines aspects from both previous versions
>New areas
>Leader/E4 rematches
>Actual post-game
>Battle Frontier
>Improved overworld

>B2/W2
>Two games
>New characters
>New areas (including new cities)
>New story
>PWT
>Actual post-game


USUM
>Two games
>3 new formes. One is just a recolor of a pokemon no one likes
>A few new Z-moves with long, tedious animations
>2 new UBs
>everything else remains the same. Same story, same characters

>>33536649
Are you a time traveler? Because you know everything about usum I see :~)

>it's a underages never played a third version episode

>>33536787
>implying he'll be wrong
The games look fucking awful already. There's no way in hell I'm buying them. Literally the first time I skip a game.

>>33536834
>skip a game
Just get it off freeshop fampai, no need to give thoee jews your shekels

It looks like another game for the pirate bin for me.
Pokemon is dead and will stay dead, not worth paying for it.
I buy dozens of games and I refuse to feed them because of how much lack of effort they put.
Now they clearly have lied, saying it was not a third version when it is.

>>33536939
I know. But I'm only pirating the game if it turns out to be decent. I can't even hope for a 'good' pokemon game anymore.

>>33536649
USUM has been explicitly said to have new areas and improved overworld yet you don't count that but do for E/Pt, hell Emerald didn't even have an improved overworld. Your bias is showing.

>>33536995
Just join me and let's play loli odyssey together for the last time

>>33537048
Is it good? I've heard about it and was wondering if I should get it.

>>33536991
>saying it was not a third version when it is.
literally when did they say this

>>33537146
There's a demo out on the eshop check it out to see if you like it.

>>33536353

All that needs to be said.

>>33536353
This.

>>33536330
Yes, and Crystal has a different story from GS, Emerald has a different story from RS, and Platinum has a different story from DP. They said different story, not completely different.
Only bad part is its two games instead of one.

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>have to sit though Lillie's shit ALL OVER AGAIN
>this time, it won't even have the benefit of seeing a new story

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>>33536225
>mfw i'll be emulating it

>>33537005
It actually had improved graphics in certain areas desu.

>>33537237
Is the emulator working now with decent fps or still shitty?

>>33537229
>this
Older games were excusable since they didn't force you to watch boring cutscenes. I couldn't even finish Moon after playing Sun because of how terrible the game was.

>>33537266
It plays the game perfectly, the fps is just Gamefreak being lazy.

>>33537229
This. Seeing this screen implies they're probably only going to change the bare minimum. It's going to take more than that to get me to sit through that shit again.

>>33537267
It wouldn't be bad if GF knew what a Skip Scene feature was. But they don't, so prepare to see

>GET IN LE BAG
>I LIKE MALASADA, XD

Once more.

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>>33536353
BW2 is factually garbage.
Only /vp/ likes that complete and utter dog shit.

>>33537237
>emulating
>3ds
Just hack your 3ds already lad, it's now possible to hack any 3ds on any version so there's no need to suffer through shitty emulation.

>>33537318
Is the new 2DS hackable?

>>33537315
>uses Metacritic scores to try and argue a point
>gen 6 is the highest rated one

You played yourself.

>>33537309
I fucking hate Hau, easily the worst rival ever made.

>>33537229
I don't mind desu since lily gives me a boner and that makes me happy, hau on the other hand can go fuck himself.

>>33536225
plot twist:
>he doesn't get in the bag

get fucked lillie

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>>33537352
Jokes on you, I love gen 6.

>>33537351
Yep all of them the version no longer matters with magnethax.

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It's funny how casuals thought it was a sequal

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>5 more hours of Lillie

>>33537315
>one point below Firered/Leafgreen
>metacritic
>relying on game reviewers period.

You good?

>>33537352
Gen 6 is the best generation, though. ORAS is thus far the pinnacle of Pokemon gameplay.

Only on /vp/ will you find memers who unironically believe the DS games were good and the 3DS games were bad.

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>>33537315
>gen 6 rated the highest

>>33537388
>even casuals are tired of Lillie's shit

>>33537383
Shit taste confirmed.

>>33537315
>BW: 76
>DP: 85
What a fucking joke. No wonder GF doesn't even try anymore.

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>>33537411
What the fuck

>>33537315
What a Pokemon game will get from reviewers is always a crapshoot.

As can clearly be seen by fucking Y having the highest score. Even if you do like XY, literally no one thinks it's the best game in the series.

>>33537436
>>33537413
>>33537352
>>33537444
Nice meme guys.

While not the best game in the series, it's by far the best first versions after BW.

>>33537454
Even still, you're looking at an image that gave XY an 88 and BW a 76.

YOU don't even agree with that.

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>>33537444
>Even if you do like XY, literally no one thinks it's the best game in the series.
It's close.

>>33537401
Quite literally everybody outside of this cesspool of a board agree that gen 5 is the worst.
Which gen is best is up for debate but gen 5 is always bottom of the barrel, right where it belongs to be.

>>33537421
>"d-d-do i fit in guys, i like gen 5 t-too! yeah i grew up with it as my first game SO WHAT!"
Absolutely pathetic tbqhwy.

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>>33536353
BW2 are sequels, though?

>third version has a line of dialogue the same as the original's
W O W
O
W

>>33537454
I disagree with the scores, I also disagree with the idea that XY was shit.

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>>33537315
>normalfag opinions carrying any weight

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>>33537315
Nice shoops ya did there pinhead.
>>33537368
On my hands and knees begging ya to leave your basement, hit the gym, lose weight, interact with other people and turn yourself in to the police.

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>>33537507
Same could be said about you, buddy. "World thinks it's shit, therefore, so do I." Way to conform.

I'm not blind enough to say gen 5 was great, because BW were pretty bad, but BW2 was great.

>>33537389
Can I steal that meme?

>>33537454
>nice meme
>disagrees with reviews
Nice autism friendo

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>>33537594
No no sweetie, that's just wrong.
Unlike you, I'm an adult that can make up my own mind regardless of what /vp/ tells me to think.
Purposefully liking gen 5, aka the gen that almost killed pokemon dead is something that only a low IQ, contrarian faggot would do.
Gen 5 is fucking awful and the only thing it actually did to benefit the series was give us reusable TMs.
GF themselves agree with this since they're doing everything in their power to distance themselves from that garbage.

>>33537507
>everybody outside of this cesspool of a board agree that gen 5 is the worst.
The only reason most people rate gen 5 that low is because it doesn't have ""cool"" or ""bad ass"" designs like the other games do.

>>33537415
Not many casuals are interested in playing the same story twice. There's a reason why BW2 performed better than 3rd versions

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>>33537688
It doesn't have good designs in general. Gen 5 dex is so bad that I can't even throw together a team of 6 (SIX) pokemon that I'd actually want to use.
Meanwhile, despite having much smaller dexes, Gen 6 and gen 7 have supreme, well designed pokemon that don't look like deviant art abominations made by your average sonic loving pre-teen.

>>33537735
Terminally shit taste.

>>33537735
make a new thread with the pasta baby

>>33537260
>adding snow is "improved graphics"

>>33537735
>Dwebble
Am I supposed to take you seriously?

>>33537735
Gen 5 isn't bad, your taste is

>>33537315
I'm playing through Y right now, and while it isn't nearly as bad as the shitposters on here say it is, it ain't near a 90 metascore.

Oh, and Emerald actually has a 76 metascore because reviewers panned it for being "too similar to R/S" so you'd assume they'd do the same to USUM...RIGHT?

>>33537688
No it isn't. Aside from the ice cream and garbage Pokemon, really awesome Pokemon designs seems to be the one thing people praise Gen 5 outside of here. They just don't like it because it's not that good.

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>>33537776
>>33537856
>>33537867
>Teary eyed gen 5 loving children throw a tantrum
Loving every laugh.
Imagine being so pathetic that even gamefaqs knows you have dog shit taste KEK.

This is how it is on every site everywhere. Gen 5 is always dead last, right where it belongs. Out of every gen I've played it is without a doubt the worst on all fronts.

>>33537796
It'll get buried in the hype of the new game, besides I already have a thread up that is booming right now :^)

The twist is that Nebby stuffs Lillie in the bag.

>>33537735
>all this shit taste
>liking durant and the haxorus line

Dude lmao

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>>33537315
>memecritic
But you are right about B2W2 being a contrarian favorite

Masuda being at the helm should've been a red flag to you guys. He always makes games that are obsolete to others or are low tier.

>>33536330
Two third versions.

>>33537675
The only reason xy got good reviews from "profesional" sites its because they went from 2d to 3d. You can make any kind of argument that you want but this is a simple fact. They enjoy that kind of gimmicky bullshit because it gives the simple minded the ilussion that the core game improved with only that.

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>>33537675
Yeah yeah, your bait and insults are amazing, I'm quakin over here. Look unlike you, I don't care what people think about a game to form an opinion; I liked BW2. Me. On my own. The world could've said it was Pokemon's greatest achievement, but if I didn't enjoy, I wouldn't give a pair of shit stained panties about it. I didn't like XY. Sun and Moon were just barely passable, and I don't like how USUM are shaping up to be.

You've apparently ingested so much of Game Freak's flaming diarrhea it's warped your taste beyond repair.

>Not liking Scolipede, Excadrill, or Krookodile.

You sad, strange little fuck.

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>>33537735
>crossing out freedombird

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>>33537945
Sun and Moon are an 87 too, so no, that's just wrong.
The simple fact of the matter is this.

Gen 5 is trash, and thus got trash reviews.
It has a dog shit dex filled with deviant art tier abominations.
Unova is an awful, linear and bland area in general.
Team plasma are a joke. Even team flare manages to make them look pathetic which is just embarrassing.
Toddler tier story that kids who grew up with gen 5 as their first game think of as "deep".
Literal who characters that are 1 dimensional and forgetable as all fuck.
Non existent difficulty (always makes me kek when the underage majority of this board says they had trouble with these games literally because these were the first games you millenial fuccbois grew up with)
Totem Lurantis & Mimikyu are hilariously more difficult than the entirety of bw/bw2.

>>33537976
What an absolutely cringe worthy, ass blasted post.
I can't even begin to imagine the mess of a person you are to actually write that shite and think it sounds even remotely fine lmao.
Wanna know how I can tell you're a permavirgin that got bullied hard in school?

>I didn't like XY. Sun and Moon were just barely passable, and I don't like how USUM are shaping up to be.
Literally /vp/ incarnate.
>"n-n-n-n-no i'm not a drone, i just do literally everything /vp/ tells me or they'll laugh at me which gives me f-flashbacks to school, n-never again! i'll make friends by being a pathetic f-fucking sheep!"
-you

>Not liking Scolipede, Excadrill, or Krookodile.
All garbage designs.
As somebody who loves centipedes, Scolipede is a huge disappointment.
Excadrill looks fucking harmless with his blunt, plastic looking 'blades' and Krookodile looks like some shitty little knock off mascot.

Acquire some taste, pronto my plebeian friend.

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>>33538241
>l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lots of stuttering
>le smug girl in an eastern artstyle XD
Have another reply

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>>33538258
>Can't handle some text and anime pictures without getting triggered
Quite literally vases made out of clay tbqhwy.

>posts image of fake metacritic scores
>posts image where literally 90% of the dex is crossed out
>spouts a bunch of fucking hypberolic nonsense like "GEN 5 ALMOST KILLED THE SERIES" and "NOBODY OUTSIDE OF VP LIKES IT"
>replies to any dissenting opinions with smug_anime_girl.jpg over and over

the anti-unova poster is becoming a classic /vp/ meme.

>>33536353
BW2 is a fucking sequel, USUMO was never a sequel, they never presented it as one.

>>33538444
>USUMO
stop

>>33537908
Anon we all know you love Gen 5. Stop lying to us

>>33536467
>implying

>>33537913
>hating Durant

Fuck off, mongoloid. You're worse

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>>33538418
>Tear eyed anon sees my post and comes into the thread
>Immediately throws an autistic tantrum because his safespace echo chamber is getting called out
>Literally trying to imply that people like gen 5 outside of /vp/.

Tip top kek. Realistically, how will you gen 5 loving cucks ever recover.

>>33538512
Fuck off, I despise that piece of shit gen. There's not even an ounce of falseflagging coming from me.

>>33538444
and that's why they're worse

>>33537315
>using communists to make your points
Gas yourself.

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>>33538520
You loved Gen 5's story and you firmly believe its Pokemon are top tier. you're not fooling everyone anon. I know you're thinking "man Hydreigon is such a cool Pokemon, Joltik is cute, and Volcarona is the pinnacle of good design"
Don't deny it.

>>33537318
>now possible to hack any 3ds on any version
wrong, I can't

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>>33538557
>I know you're thinking "man Hydreigon is such a cool Pokemon, Joltik is cute, and Volcarona is the pinnacle of good design"
Nope.
Hydreigon looks dumb.
Joltik (and by default, Galvantula) are poorly designed.
Volcarona is pure kino though and it's a shame it came from such a shit generation.

Compared to gen 6, gen 5 just looks even worse than it already does.
Dragalge alone > the gen 5 dex.

>>33538520
Do you dislike Gen 5 because of the Pokemon it introduced or some other game design?

Personally, I think Black and White 1 had the best story in a Pokemon game to date. Black and White 2 were not as good storywise though.

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>>33538647
Whoops, quoted the wrong guy.
Meant for you >>33538573
princess

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>>33538241
Oh yes, I'm hella assblasted, my poor, permavigin butt will never be the same.
xD

Would you like me to continue lavishing (You)'s upon you, so you can feel better about your pathetic existence here? I mean, we could talk about your laughably bad taste all day, but I doubt we'd get anywhere. You love the shallow, disaster of a game that was XY and ORAS.

So nothing I say can help. Can't fix stupid.

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>>33538662
>Do you dislike Gen 5 because of the Pokemon it introduced or some other game design?
The main reason is the dex, yes. What good is a pokemon game if all of the pokemon look like shit that you don't want to use?
This is especially apparent when new games come along that introduce half the fucking amount of pokemon yet 90% of the dex is solid looking.
Gen 6 probably has the best ratio of good looking pokemon out of all gens, while gen 5 has by far the worst.

>>33538520
>Immediately throws an autistic tantrum because his safespace echo chamber is getting called out

YOU'RE the one doing that you fucking cunt

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>>33538667
>Oh yes, I'm hella assblasted, my poor, permavigin butt will never be the same.
>xD
he's SEETHING lmao
>Would you like me to continue lavishing (You)'s upon you, so you can feel better about your pathetic existence here?
Yes, let's.
>You love the shallow, disaster of a game that was XY and ORAS.
Nobody mentioned ORAS you paranoid little worm, kek.
I sure do love X&Y though and S&M for that matter. Both of which sold and scored far far better than your shitty gen 5 games :^)

>>33538762
>YOU'RE the one doing that you fucking cunt
Dry your eyes princess, you're saying embarrassing wrong things because you're upset.
This place is a safespace and echo chamber for gen 5 autists like yourself, and I'm the one calling it out and you're the one who can't handle that.
It's time to grow up, sweetie.

>>33538748
>while gen 5 has by far the worst.
Got any proof on that friend?

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>>33538867
Of course. See >>33537735

>>33538663
>princess
So you like Gothitelle too then? Man, you must really love Gen 5 anon.

>>33538897
delet this clownpiece is SHIT

>>33538897
You gotta be more specific anon, gotta explain why you hate all red crossed. If not then we can't take your opinion seriously.

>>33538848
I'll humor ya.

You said you loved Gen 6. ORAS is in there, pally.

>have to pay $40 for the move tutor dlc for S&M

I'm unironically kind of mad, this is the only new thing being added back that matters. They could've just put him in the first one but nope gotta be jewish

>>33538848
>Both of which sold and scored far far better than your shitty gen 5 games.
Because they were heavily shilled to kids like you. You'll understand when you have your own conscience.

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>>33537735
>Disliking Gigalith, Carracosta, Galvantula, Golurk, Bouffalant and Braviary

>Liking Haxorus, Rock Crab and Green Goo

You are only right about Volcarona man. Also Gen 6 is unironically one of the worst Gens in terms of Pokemon design. I tried very hard to include the Panda and the Edgybat.

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So, should I just wait until the Ultra versions come out? I was gonna get Sun this week, but I'm wondering if Ultra Sun is worth the wait.

>>33536330
If you thought it would be an entirely new story you're fucking retarded. There are going to be parts where it's the same as SM.

>>33539094
Wait two months since they're the same game but improved on

>>33537675
Unrelated, but where is that semen demon from?

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>>33536225
>this shit probably wont change either

>>33539094
Just wait. Or pirate it

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>>33538926
>You said you loved Gen 6. ORAS is in there, pally.
What can I say, I lied then. I removed ORAS from my mind in such a flawless fashion that I forgot it existed.

>>33538926
She is.
I say this as the best touhou player in the west too.
The most perfect of pacifists
https://a.pomf.cat/tnzcin.mp4

Lads, why am I so fucking good at video games?

>>33538906
Not even a quality waifu mon m8, she's jynx tier

>>33539068
Jokes on you, I'm 27.
The older audience prefers the clearly superior new games.
Children who grew up with gen 5 as their first game are the only people who like that garbage.

>>33539088
>Makes a kneejerk piss poor bait version because his fee fees got hurt
The absolute state off gen 5 cuck lmao.

Pic related is the correct version.

>>33537856
>>33539088
I don't care about your genwar, but what do you guys have against Dwebble?

>>33539103
>>33539148
I might wait, but I've wanting to get Sun for a while now. Plus, there's that Marshadow promotion happening in October.
>>33539146
Do not bully Wingull.

>>33539178
this is some highly advanced shitposting.

>>33539202
I will bully that awful bird's line as much as I want.

>>33539178
This has to be bait man. I know taste is subjective and shit, but you can't really like all these Gen 6 mons. Gigalith alone beats the entire Gen 6.

>>33539178
>the best touhou player in the west
wtf i hate gen 5 now because of ur sick skills anon

>>33539202
You can play Sun now if you want, i got burned out trying to play Moon then right after Sun though because of all of the shitty story segments you cant press start to skip.

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>>33539233
Wingull is a cute birb, though.

>>33539291
Well, depending on how much the Ultra games change up the story and locations, I might still get it anyways.

>>33536225
Was there a new trailer? What did I miss?

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>>33539263
>Gigalith
lelling forever. imagine having taste that bad.
Aromawhatever the fuck it's called looks better than that bland rock, and that's pretty much the worst design in gen 6.
Any of the big hitters like Dragalge, Clawitzer, Malamar, Noivern, Aegislash, Tyrantrum, Heliolisk, Bravest bird, Klefki, Zygarde, Xerneas, Yveltal just blow it out of the water, along with everything else the gen 5 abominations have to offer.
It's not even close.

>>33539271
Literally the best, nig.
https://a.pomf.cat/ekqfju.mp4

>tfw nobody can even touch my WR.
Even the japs are on suicide watch.

>>33537267
> I couldn't even finish Moon after playing Sun because of how terrible the game was.

Fucking same. I got through the ghost trial and just got bored. Outside of Mimikyu, none of the new poke's really interested me. Also noticed that it seemed everything took forever to load, something I don't remember from XY/ORAS outside of horde battles though I haven't played them in a few years.

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>>33539375
I can tolerate the others, but
>Dragalge
>Clawitzer
>Malamar
>Aegislash
>Heliolisk
>Klefki
>Zygarde
>Xerneas
>Yveltal
belong in the same place as Touhou.

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>>33539558
>Says he likes Xerneas
>Now he suddenly doesn't like it
What did anon mean by this?

If you're going to tell lies about which gen 6 pokemon are "bad", at least remain consistent.
You're not very good at this, are you?

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>>33539609
Honest mistake.
Why would I lie about which Pokemon I like man? I don't claim that I like every Gen 5 Pokemon or that I hate every Gen 6 Pokemon.

The whole issue is about the ratio. Gen 6 and 7 have very few good Pokemon in terms of design compared to 1-5.

>>33537507
based fitlhy weeb putting the other filthy weebs in their places
gen 5 was hot (lukewarm) mediocrity that only look better because of the trash that came after them

>>33539717
Black and White 1 had the best story and music in a Pokemon game to date though.

>>33537837
>adding new graphical elements is not improved graphics

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>>33539677
>Why would I lie about which Pokemon I like man?
Sheer unbridled asshurt due to your feelings getting hurt.
>The whole issue is about the ratio. Gen 6 and 7 have very few good Pokemon in terms of design compared to 1-5.
Gen 6 and gen 7 have far better ratios of good pokemon.
Even going by your dog shit list, that's still more good designed pokemon than gen 5.

>>33538452
Make me, bitch.

>>33539751
>Sheer unbridled asshurt due to your feelings getting hurt.
Kek, don't flatter yourself there, man.
>Gen 6 and gen 7 have far better ratios of good Pokemon.
How can someone be so wrong though?

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>>33539829
>Makes a predictable ass shattered gen 6 list in reaction to my list because his feelings got crucified
>"n-n-no i'm not m-mad please b-believe me"
Loving every laugh.
>How can someone be so wrong though?
Facts cannot be wrong.
Considering the vast majority of the world also prefers gen 6 & 7 to gen 5s abominations I feel quite comfortable in my taste.
Now how somebody can like those deviant art designs from gen 5, that is main question which really makes me think.

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Honestly Pokémon has gotten so lackluster I moved on to other RPG's at this point

It's such a shame

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>>33539907
>Makes a predictable ass shattered gen 6 list in reaction to my list
I had fun making that image man. Wasn't mad in the least. You must be a very intense person.
>Facts cannot be wrong.
Any person who likes this but dislikes Carracosta must be suffering serious side effects from too much Bullet Hell.

>>33540040
how many pokemon from gen v you dislike

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>>33540040
>I had fun making that image man. Wasn't mad in the least. You must be a very intense person.
It's an "If I try to pretend I'm not mad, it won't show even though my actions and text say otherwise" episode.
Honestly one of my all time favorites.
>Any person who likes this but dislikes Carracosta
Clawitzer is well designed and your down syndrome turtle isn't.
What part of that is causing you so much confusion?
There's more detail in Clawitzers claw alone than the down syndrome turtle.

To put it short -
Clawitzer is for adults who like highly aesthetic and functional designs that make sense.

Down syndrome turtle is for bara loving literal faggots who like shit designs tailor made for people with shit taste to latch onto.

>>33540152
>It's an "If I try to pretend I'm not mad, it won't show even though my actions and text say otherwise" episode.
All I did was strike out all the Pokemon I don't like from a certain Gen using Ms Paint. Same thing you did. Why do you insist that I am/was mad? Were you upset when you were making your list anon? Are you projecting this entire time?
>Clawitzer is well designed and your down syndrome turtle isn't.
There's more detail in Clawitzers claw alone than the down syndrome turtle.
>Over-detailed shrimp is better than ancient water turtle because it's not ridden with unnecessary cosmetics.
Wew

Pokemon sun and moon
-My mom's addition-

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>>33540315
>All I did was strike out all the Pokemon I don't like from a certain Gen using Ms Paint.
All you did was shit yourself when you saw your garbage gen get called out and made the most predictable assblasted move by crossing everything off out of raw anal pain.
That's some high tier victim complex shit you have going on.
>This game is garbage
>"f-f-fuck u what games do you like then"
>I like this this and this.
>"th-they're shit too! f-fucking calling my garbage game bad how dare you i'll show you"
That's how you sound, sweetie. Pretty cringe worthy tbqhwy.
>Over-detailed shrimp is better than ancient water turtle because it's not ridden with unnecessary cosmetics.
There's nothing overdetailed about it. Do you also copy your buzzwords from /vp/ without thinking, just like you do with your games?
Clawitzer is the epitome of minimalistic design, with just enough points of interest to not be a bland pile of shit.
Sounds like it's time to grow up little timmy, your taste is as underdeveloped as your mind lmao

>Pokemon Zeta Emerald died for this gen

>Zygarde could have had an epic battle with Mega Fug

>>33540394
>All this made up dialog
>Implying I striked Gen 6 Pokemon that I like to make my point better.
Looks like projecting to me again.
>Clawitzer is minimalistic
What is dictionary

Even though I hate playing the game "I'm not mad, you are lol", you sound pretty hostile there man. If anything, all my posts are just light banter at best. If our discussion is upsetting you, we can stop anytime you want. There's no true winner in this life after all man.

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>>33540524
>Looks like projecting to me again.
It's an accurate description of the state of you this entire time, though. No projection what so ever.
>What is dictionary
What is a coherent sentence?
I know you're getting blown the fuck out but at least try to proof read the shit you're hammering out in your autistic rage kek
>Even though I hate playing the game "I'm not mad, you are lol", you sound pretty hostile there man.
>Gen 5 loving faggot is upset that 4chan isn't his safe space
Every single time.
>If our discussion is upsetting you, we can stop anytime you want.
The classic "p-please stop responding" post.
No anon, there's no end goal in sight for you here. Your pre-emptive damage control is not in the least bit subtle.

>>33540607
>It's an accurate description of the state of you this entire time, though. No projection what so ever.
If it's not projection, then you're not very good making assumptions about others man.
>What is a coherent sentence?
Clawitzer is anything but minimalistic. I suggested a dictionary in order to see for yourself what this word means. Sorry if I confused you man.
> I know you're getting blown the fuck out but at least try to proof read the shit you're hammering out in your autistic rage kek
Again with the assumptions? Also, props for not using anime girl this time.
>Gen 5 loving faggot is upset that 4chan isn't his safe space
>Implying your posts are capable of intimidating anyone
I know that you're a badass Touhou player anon, but modesty is a virtue you know.
>The classic "p-please stop responding" post.
Oh, I'm also having a blast. I just wanted to make sure I'm not the only one having fun here.

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>>33540737
>If it's not projection, then you're not very good making assumptions about others man.
Considering I've been dead on every single time, I'd say I am.
>Clawitzer is anything but minimalistic
This uneducated cunt has never even heard of a pistol shrimp, kek.
There's nothing over designed about Clawitzer at all my clinically retarded friend. Its design is a cleaner version of a pistol shrimp with an exaggerated claw size to keep the thing interesting.
>I suggested a dictionary in order to see for yourself what this word means.
"what is dictionary" does not mean anything of the sort. I know you're mad but you need to form your sentences properly, little timmy.
Also, as I've clearly just pointed out before, you need to look up the word yourself since you clearly aren't understanding it.
Uh oh, looks like it's time to stop parroting buzzwords you hear on /vp/!
>Again with the assumptions?
There's no assumptions. This is as one sided as it gets. Truly the face of a submissive permavirgin. Pathetic honestly lmao.
>Implying your posts are capable of intimidating anyone
You've been visibly intimidated this entire time.
How pitiful do you have to be to get bullied on an anonymous imageboard? I can't even begin to imagine that shit happening to me kek
>I know that you're a badass Touhou player anon
You keep fellating me about that. Your envy is practically palpable.
>Oh, I'm also having a blast. I just wanted to make sure I'm not the only one having fun here.
He says while teary eyed.
I'm always the one coming to the gen 5 echo chamber to kek at the rampant shit taste around here, I'm always having fun.

>>33536330
version, not sequel. BW2 had vastly different story because it was a sequel.
This is just a new version(s).

>>33536649
>Same story
I mean, necrozma forms have to show up somehow. So I'm guessing slight changes to story.

>>33537048
I enjoyed it. Atlas make good RPGs.

>>33540884
>Considering I've been dead on every single time, I'd say I am.
You jump back and forth between assuming and projecting. That's impressive, to say the least.
>This uneducated cunt has never even heard of a pistol shrimp, kek.
Didn't know that a marine biologist who plays Pokemon (and Touhou) posts on /vp/. We truly learn something new every day huh.
>"what is dictionary" does not mean anything of the sort. I know you're mad but you need to form your sentences properly, little timmy.
I obviously overestimated your reading comprehension and I apologized for it in the previous post, anon. Let it go.
>Truly the face of a submissive permavirgin. Pathetic honestly lmao.
>You've been visibly intimidated this entire time. I can't even begin to imagine that shit happening to me kek
These 3 posts, full of the buzzwords you "accuse" me of using, are textbook definitions of a true "1337 4chan Anonymous Poster".
Well meme'd, my friend.
>You keep fellating me about that. Your envy is practically palpable.
You got me. I envy your mad Touhou skills brah.
>He says while teary eyed.
When was the last time you cried anon? It remedies the soul.
>I'm always the one coming to the gen 5 echo chamber to kek at the rampant shit taste around here, I'm always having fun.
I admit that I'm not an avid /vp/ poster, so I don't really know what's the "Boards Opinion" about it.
What I do know is that I enjoyed playing Black and White 1. It had a nice story, good music, and a lot of new Pokemon.

>>33536330
it's a third version but they couldn't dump the time of day gimmick you fucking sperg

>>33541133
/vp/ was pretty much born with gen 5. Some of its memes and possibly the posters from back then still persist.

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>>33541133
>You jump back and forth between assuming and projecting.
All cold hard facts.
>Didn't know that a marine biologist who plays Pokemon (and Touhou) posts on /vp/. We truly learn something new every day huh.
Some might call it having an education.
>I obviously overestimated your reading comprehension and I apologized for it in the previous post, anon. Let it go.
No matter how much you baww "what is dictionary" is not a coherent sentence.
The amount of denial coming from your direction is pure comedy kino lel
>These 3 posts, full of the buzzwords you "accuse" me of using, are textbook definitions of a true "1337 4chan Anonymous Poster".
Tip top kek
>He hasn't been on 4chan since it's very inception.
The pleasure of being an ancientfag is something you'll unfortunately never get to experience, princess.
>You got me. I envy your mad Touhou skills brah.
Everybody does.
>When was the last time you cried anon? It remedies the soul.
It's been so long that I can't even remember.
I imagine it's a daily thing for you.
>I admit that I'm not an avid /vp/ poster, so I don't really know what's the "Boards Opinion" about it.
Well my little newfriend, I shall educate you. The board was created alongside gen 5, and so many of these shitters must have let that alter their mind which would explain why they fellate this pile of shit daily.
>It had a nice story, good music, and a lot of new Pokemon.
Juvenile story, decent music and lots of shit looking pokemon.
I fixed that up for you, free of charge.
No need to thank me.

>>33537229
>not just spamming B while you do other things

I realize it's poor entertainment if you require entertainment during the entertainment (looking at you halftime shows and cheerleaders) but it's a solution that lets you play without having to listen to her blather.

>>33537735
wow, literally the only thing you got right was Reuniclus.

>>33539088
Only hawlucha right. Wow, you're doing awful tonight.

Care to try one more or quite while you're ahead?

>>33539178
>Diggersby tho?

>>33541251
>>33541275
>doesn't even know who he's talking to
>responding to a troll

>>33541231
I'm gonna skip the banter and go to the part I care most about.
>Juvenile story
No shit, but for a Pokemon game that was a huge improvement.
>Decent music
It's music was excellent, way too good for Pokemon I would dare to say.
>Lots of shit looking Pokemon
Even though I know that this is an entirely subjective matter, I can't help but be confused that someone thinks Gen 6 and 7 had better designs relatively to their number compared to Gen 5.
>Inb4 genwunner
My first game was Ruby.

>>33537229
>>have to sit though Lillie's shit ALL OVER AGAIN
Not if you don't buy the game. Save your money.

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>>33541405
>I'm gonna skip the banter and go to the part I care most about.
get good why play lmao?
>No shit, but for a Pokemon game that was a huge improvement.
I disagree. It felt no different to any other pokemon story.
>It's music was excellent, way too good for Pokemon I would dare to say.
Nah, it was decent and that's all.
>Even though I know that this is an entirely subjective matter, I can't help but be confused that someone thinks Gen 6 and 7 had better designs relatively to their number compared to Gen 5.
That's called a classic case of you having dog shit taste. Gen 5 designs have always been touted as garbage.
>Inb4 genwunner
Why are you bringing up gen 1 when I'm roasting you for being a gen 5 apologist?
>My first game was Ruby.
I don't care lmao.

>>33536330
>>33536353
It's just the fucking third version split into two, you fucking morons.

>>33541464
You sound a lot like a contrarian, but what the heck. It's too late anyway.
>I disagree. It felt no different to any other Pokemon story.
Completely disregarding the improvements Gen 5 had in terms of plot and storytelling, is factually wrong. You can say that you didn't like it, that's one thing.
It is definitely not the "same" with the previous (or even the next) Generations.
>Nah, it was decent and that's all.
Same thing. For a "Final Fantasy" (or other generic JRPG) game, it may be underwhelming. But for Pokemon standards, it's very good. In the end, music is too a matter of taste, but no one can deny that the composer worked hard for these games, compared to older Gens.
>Gen 5 designs have always been touted as garbage.
This must be an anecdotal experience for both of us then, because in my case, everyone I know agrees that Gen 6 and 7 lacked greatly in terms of Pokemon design.
As for the genwunner stuff, again from my experience everyone who criticizes new games/Pokemon is automatically a genwunner.

>>33541301
u want sum of this too m8?

>>33536225
I should be used to GF shiting in my mouth after 20 years. But this is fucking disappointing. They teased us so many things in SM. And now, it's just the same story again.

>>33541608
Considering I like gen the earlier gens and the two (highly rated) new gens I am anything but a contrarian. Gen 5 is disliked everywhere outside of /vp/, only this shit board worships it.
>Completely disregarding the improvements Gen 5 had in terms of plot and storytelling, is factually wrong.
'improvements' lol. It did absolutely nothing new or improved when it came to story.
>It is definitely not the "same" with the previous (or even the next) Generations.
It is.
>For a "Final Fantasy" (or other generic JRPG) game, it may be underwhelming. But for Pokemon standards, it's very good. In the end, music is too a matter of taste, but no one can deny that the composer worked hard for these games, compared to older Gens.
Better than the older games, hence me saying it's decent, but not any better than the newer ones.
>This must be an anecdotal experience for both of us then
There's nothing anecdotal about it. Gen 5 has always had the reputation that it is filled with shit designs. Quantity over quality to the extreme.
>everyone I know agrees that Gen 6 and 7 lacked greatly in terms of Pokemon design.
So, what, you and your 1 steam friend? Because gen 6 and to a lesser extent gen 7 are filled to the brim with factually great designs.
>As for the genwunner stuff, again from my experience everyone who criticizes new games/Pokemon is automatically a genwunner.
lel, the gen 1 dex is objectively the best, followed by gen 6.

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>>33541718
>"objectively"

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>>33537315

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>>33541733

>>33540514
Instead we got wasted story potential for Zygarde and a gimmick for its ultimate form. Sad.

USUM better fix dis

Lillie doesn't even have a new outfit.

>>33536459
RBY had story? What?

>>33536225
lillie dies at the ending of this game...

>>33541777
We don't know that yet

For the first time since Platinum, I won't buy a Pokemon game.

>>33541718
What exactly do you like about the newer Gens? If you're talking only about the technical improvements, then I agree. But story, music, Pokemon designs and post game content have been struggling since Gen 6.
>'improvements' lol. It did absolutely nothing new or improved when it came to story.
The overall "tone" of the story was more "mature", compared to other Gens. Pokemon plots can't change the status quo of the "evil team who wants to rule the region", but at least with Black and White, everyone could tell that the writers actually worked on the characters and the message they wanted to pass through their story.
>Better than the older games, hence me saying it's decent, but not any better than the newer ones.
Gens 5-7 had better music than 1-4, indeed. But Black and White are still best in terms of music.
>Gen 5 has always had the reputation that it is filled with shit designs. Quantity over quality to the extreme.
Not in my experience. Even to those who don't like it as much as I do, they find it easier to tolerate the bad designs of Gen 5 compared to the bad designs of 6 and 7.
>Because gen 6 and to a lesser extent gen 7 are filled to the brim with factually great designs.
>Gen 6 and 7
>Filled to the brim with factually great designs
>"Factually great designs".
Why pull things out of your ass man?
>lel, the gen 1 dex is objectively the best, followed by gen 6.
Factually right order of Gens: 1-4-5-3-2-6-7

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>>33536225
Kanto post game with Lillie, chicken-chan exclusive

>>33541810
Just being hopeful

>>33536649

I love how only yesterday this list for USUM wouod have been shorter. People like you need to shut the fuck up before the game is out.

>>33539751
Yeah, as far as pokemon designs go, the new ones have been pretty good and memorable in general
plus, with megas and alolan mons included, the amount of new pokemon is pretty similar to old generals

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>>33541836
>What exactly do you like about the newer Gens?
Everything.
>But story, music, Pokemon designs and post game content have been struggling since Gen 6.
lel none of them have been struggling at all. They dipped to their lowest point at gen 5 and got saved by the the later gens.
>The overall "tone" of the story was more "mature", compared to other Gens.
What a load of shit. The tone wasn't any different at all.
> Pokemon plots can't change the status quo of the "evil team who wants to rule the region", but at least with Black and White, everyone could tell that the writers actually worked on the characters and the message they wanted to pass through their story.
So basically, you don't have shit to say here. Gotcha.
Who is this everyone anyway? Surely non of the people who reviewed the game since it scored like shit.
Not any of the other buyers either since it sold like shit as well.
>Gens 5-7 had better music than 1-4, indeed. But Black and White are still best in terms of music.
Nah, it isn't. Gen 5s music is inferior to the newer stuff.
>Not in my experience. Even to those who don't like it as much as I do, they find it easier to tolerate the bad designs of Gen 5 compared to the bad designs of 6 and 7.
Your opinion is irrelevant and holds literally no weight. Not only are you in the minority on this, but you've proven time and time again that you're willing to eat shit when it comes to taste.
>Why pull things out of your ass man?
The only one pulling things out of their ass here is you. Gen 6 and 7 have the best designs right behind gen 1.
>Factually right order of Gens: 1-4-5-3-2-6-7
Not even close lmao

Also
>Waits over 25 minutes to post a reply.
>Sneaks one in after he thinks I'm gone
Absolutely pathetic to be honest.

>>33541837
sounds comfy

>>33538533
fuck off

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>>33541949
Exactly. We've got this guy actually trying to imply that the later gens have the worst designs lmao.
It's pure comedy gold.
Even those who do not like the later gens for one reason or another more often than not agree that the designs are stellar as fuck.

>>33541928
It's not a sequel like BW2. It will not be a new story, period.


Not only that, but every shot or dialogue of Lillie in the trailer were reused assets. Which means story differences will be negligible, it's not even an Emerald or Platinum.

This plus the fact that Gamefreak doesn't understand the concept of "don't tell them everything during hype season" and release in a mere two months is, even if you refuse to say damning, certainly discouraging.

>>33541836
>gen 4
>above anything
nobody can have taste this bad.

I love the vivid environment in USUM.

>>33541952
>XY story and music better than BW
>SM story and music better than BW
>Gen 6 & 7 Pokemon better than anything
>Muh metacritic
>What the people I know say have more intrinsic value than what the people you know say
>I foiled your plan to make me look like I "lost" by posting after 25 minutes
>Being a contrarian just because this board apparently doesn't shit on Gen 5 as much as you would have wanted
You are deteriorating man.

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>>33537315
>I am unable to form my own opinion and must base it on someone elses

Could you be any more of a cuck?

>>33536225
How much do games take on average to be available used?

>>33536225
Kek

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>>33542016
>XY story and music better than BW
Correct
>SM story and music better than BW
Correct
>Gen 6 & 7 Pokemon better than anything
Correct
>Muh metacritic
That asshurt. Also >muh /vp/ LMAO
>What the people I know say have more intrinsic value than what the people you know say
Considering the rest of the world agrees with me and only your shit eating (and probably non existent judging by how pitiful you are) friends agree with you, yes, that's right.
>I foiled your plan to make me look like I "lost" by posting after 25 minutes
Tip top kek desu
>Gets well and truly blown the fuck out all thread
>Goes away for nearly 30 minutes to cool off after throwing a tantrum
>Comes back to try his luck again.
Silly gen 5 cucks, when will they learn?
>Being a contrarian just because this board apparently doesn't shit on Gen 5 as much as you would have wanted
Once again using a word that you do not know the meaning of. Considering gen 6 is the highest rated game and I'm saying it's better than gen 5, which the rest of the world agrees with me on, that means I'm anything but a contrarian, sweetie.
Try to keep up.
>You are deteriorating man.
Your replies are getting shorter and shorter you pitiful fuck. I can tell you are a fat ugly cunt that lacks stamina considering you can't even keep up the pace and amount of text on an anonymous imageboard lmao.

>>33542022
>"h-help me /vp/, he said something bad about /our/ game"
gen 5 apologists are the most cucked of the entire pokemon fanbase. This is a fact.
Look at how your subhuman kind has collectively shit the bed after they see cold hard facts like sales and reviews which clearly shows how much of a piece of shit gen 5 is.

>>33541952
>Everything.
Shill
>lel none of them have been struggling at all.
Denial
>What a load of shit. The tone wasn't any different at all.
Underage
>So basically, you don't have shit to say here. Gotcha.
BTFO
>Nah, it isn't. Gen 5s music is inferior to the newer stuff.
Deaf
>Your opinion is irrelevant and holds literally no weight. Not only are you in the minority on this, but you've proven time and time again that you're willing to eat shit when it comes to taste.
Triggered
>The only one pulling things out of their ass here is you. Gen 6 and 7 have the best designs right behind gen 1.
Delusion
>Not even close lmao
No argument
Also
>Waits over 25 minutes to post a reply.
>Sneaks one in after he thinks I'm gone
>Implying
Being a contrarian sure is easy.

>>33542016
Falseflag?

>>33541990
>designs are stellar as fuck
with several, glaring notable exceptions.

I think the difference is in range. gen1 had relatively few knockouts, but also had nothing egregiously offensive. They were at worst, very bland.

Later generations have focused on more hitting knockouts, but in their experimentation, have also definitely hit more stinkers.

Dugtrio is just three diglett, and Geodude a rock with arms and a face. Don't get me wrong, your graphic design teacher would be giving you the stinkeye for turning anything like those in. They're lazy as heck. But compositionally they're at least fine, so you get a C-.

Meanwhile, why does Bruxish look like that? Literally no one knows, but most can agree it's ugly as homemade sin. Mega-sharpedo? Cluttered mess. Mega-manetric? Kid, literally why? They're a "see me after class." because in order to get that far you either ignored any advice given to you or have no idea what you're doing, and either way clearly need some troubleshooting and further instruction.

That's the tradeoff really. Risk failure while striving for glory, or settle for safety.

>>33542054
>Also >muh /vp/ LMAO
Weren't you boasting about being an ebin vp oldfag some posts ago?
>Considering the rest of the world agrees with me and only your shit eating (and probably non existent judging by how pitiful you are) friends agree with you, yes, that's right.
>You don't agree with Metacritic so you must have no friends
> Considering gen 6 is the highest rated game and I'm saying it's better than gen 5, which the rest of the world agrees with me on, that means I'm anything but a contrarian, sweetie.
>Implying you are not a contrarian just to spite those who defend gen 5 on /vp/, but because it has a low metacritic score
That is actually sad man.
>Your replies are getting shorter and shorter you pitiful fuck. I can tell you are a fat ugly cunt that lacks stamina considering you can't even keep up the pace and amount of text on an anonymous imageboard lmao.
The glorious assumptions of a keyboard warrior.

>>33542016
>he wonders why an anime avatarfag is mentally retarded

>>33540152
Please don't shitpost with Estelle. She is a very nice girl and should not be used in such a manner.

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>>33542060
>Gets crucified and goes full one word reply mode
SEETHING
Look at all of those shitter shattered responses.

>Shill
Ass hurt.
>Denial
That's you, sweetie. Struggling games do not have the best reviews in the entire series with some of the best sales.
Gen 5 on the other hand is bottom of the barrel trash and the evidence clearly shows that.
>Underage
I'm older than you, princess. You sound like a pre-teen throwing a tantrum because you've been called out for the sheep that you are.
>BTFO
That's right, you've been blown the fuck out non stop, I bet you're wondering when it will end kek.
>Deaf
I have quality taste in music. Gen 5 is mediocre as fuck. Get some taste, nigger.
>Triggered
You are indeed. Now you're just copying what I've said to you since you've effectively ran out of steam.
>Delusion
Facts.
>No argument
You think gen 5 has good designs, you opinion is literally not a factor lmao.

>Being a contrarian sure is easy.
Cringe worthy as fuck tbqhwy.

Failure in life and now he can't even keep up in an argument on an anonymous imageboard, sad!

>>33542075
Megas have been big offenders of being completely hit or miss, that's pretty accurate.

>Weren't you boasting about being an ebin vp oldfag some posts ago?
I've been on 4chan since its very inception, not just /vp/. Doesn't mean I kiss its ass like the underage masses who follow what it says because they grew up with it as probably their first board, aka literally you.

>You don't agree with Metacritic so you must have no friends
Spoken like a true friendless cuck. Is /vp/ the only people you interact with on a regular basis?
Your game being rated so low sure has gotten to you. It's embarrassing as fuck t b h
>The glorious assumptions of a keyboard warrior.
Hit the nail right on the head.

Imagine getting crucified to this extent in your very own echo chamber.
Realistically, how do you recover from this?

>>33542113
There's no shitposting. I'm educating the underage masses.
Also she's mine.

>one guy blowing everybody the fuck out
uhh, /vp/? hello?

>>33542140
>blowing unovabortions the fuck out*
Fixed

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>>33537908
>Says that likes Gen 6
>Post a picture of Gen 6 being dead last.

>>33542129
What is more cringe?
>Unironically basing your opinion by sales numbers
>"I'm older than you, princess"
>"I have quality taste in music"
>"I've been on 4chan since its very inception"
Difficult to decide.

>>33542129
>>33542054
>>33541952
>>33541464
>>33541231
>>33540884
Based anon doing gods work.
Gen 5 autists on suicide watch

>>33542155
At least he's out of anime pics.

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>>33542153
Gen 5 is dead last.
>Ass ruined so hard that you can't even read
Loving every laugh.

>>33542155
Unironically thinking gen 5 is anything but dog shit and then throwing a tantrum when your snowflake opinion gets called out.
Truly the most cringe worthy shit ever.

>>33542140
>>33542146
Happens every single time, it's hardly surprising.

>>33542156
It's the best thing this board is good for tbqhwy.

>>33542164
>Still getting triggered by anime pics
What a little worm, kek.

>>33542155
getting baited by a well known troll like a newfag and letting him derail the thread.
idiot.
i want newfags to leave.

>>33542170
>Unironically thinking gen 5 is anything but dog shit
>Prefering fucking France and Hawaii to New York
Is it Touhou's fault?

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>Gen 5 limp dicked perma virgins go all out
>Cheer leading each other on like the nu-males they are
>Still get collectively blown the fuck out
Honestly, has there ever existed a more pathetic fanbase?
Can't even defend their game on a board that is filled with drones kek.
How absolutely embarrassing.

>>33542212
New York is a shithole.

>>33542182
Implying I'm baiting

>>33542212
>posts weebshit reaction images
>thinks Touhou has merit as a game
The warning signs are all there that this guy has shit taste and no brains, why are you surprised?

>>33542231
>Implying I'm baiting
you are baiting, you always do this
whatever im out, enjoy baiting morons and newfags for hours, i don't care.
sage

>>33542244
>implying he's baiting
>implying that we aren't baiting him because he's a delusional lolcow

>>33542231
>Anime Avatar
>Memes
>Buzzwords
>Results to name-calling first
>Contrarian
>Blowing anything anywhere
It is Touhou's fault.

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>>33542240
>Shitter is envious that he will never ever have even an ounce of the skill it takes to play a shmup
Pure bliss tbqhwy. Bitter casuals are my favorite.
>>33542244
I'm not baiting. This is serious business.
>>33542258
loling, what a bait master you are!
>>33542263
>Triggered by anime
>Triggered that he can't play the hardest video game genre in the world
SEETHING

>>33536225
If you believed for a single second that there would be a different story then that's your own damn fault

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>>33542285
>I'm not baiting

>>33542289
As long as they don't make the new cover legendaries boss-exclusive, I might consider picking one up around Christmas.
Also, I don't really mind the cutscenes, as they don't cut too much into my monster training time.

>>33542285
>Implying he uses anime to "trigger" others because he's an ebin troll
>Not because he's a terminal weeb
At least be true to yourself.
Also
>Touhou
>Video game
what

>>33542317
Dude, you didn't know Touhou started as a shmup game series starring cartoon girls?

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>>33542285
You sure have to jump through a lot of hoops to justify playing your cinematic anime garbage.

>>33542285
>Action RPG & Platformers
>Difficult
N-Nani?

>>33542335
>shmups are games
Good one. Is the moon clouds as well?

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>>33542317
lmao what the fuck are you crying about now
>Gets triggered by anime so hard that he loses the ability to read.
Absolutely SEETHING.

>>33542341
You sure tried your best to evade the fact that you CANNOT play my cinematic high skill anime games.
What's it like to be a shitter, sweetie?

>>33542356
Dustforce for platformers
Ys for action rpg's.

>>33542357
Wow he really has got to you.

>>33542362
>Dustforce
>Not Meatboy
Yeah.

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>>33542371
>He's been arguing with him for over 9 hours

>>33542362
>high skill anime games
Modern men no longer desire difficult games.
Which is why your "high skill" just means press X to win. How far we have fallen.

>>33542357
>Gradius isn't a game
>R-Type isn't a game
>Radiant Silvergun isn't a game

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>>33542377
Dustforce is the harder of the two.
Yotta difficult single handedly is more challenging than anything in Meat boy to be honest.

>>33542389
He's only got 7 hours more to go to beat the record. How long will he last, place your bets.

>>33542394
Post your replay of you 1cc'ing UFO on lunatic then.
You can even use bombs, i'll be generous and allow it.
Considering it only takes 20 minutes to do a touhou run, I'll wait.

>>33542416
/vp/ didn't convince me to play shitty games with XY and SuMo and won't convince me to play shitty games now. sorry buddy.

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>>33542438
Classic shitter response.
The absolute state of gen 5 cucks.

>>33542054
>An avatar poster liking Newmon
The absolute state of /vp/

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>>33542452
>he thinks /vp/ was ever good

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>>33542452
>Low IQ drone can't even type his own sentence out without copying me
My fucking sides t b h

>>33542469
Have you run out of anime images already? Shitter.

been lurking here for a few hours just reading this stuff and its been fun but im going now
you're all autists

Everyone knows Gen 2 is the best gen anyway.

>>33542469
>Posts are two seconds apart
Hello newfriend.

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ITT: B8M8s work their art.

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>>33542480
I've got endless supplies of hot anime girls to trigger you

>>33542485
5 seconds, actually.
>not being able to type out 5 words in 5 seconds
Casual shitters EVERYWHERE

>>33542490
LOL

>>33542484
>not gen 4

>>33537315
>He posted it again
>People fell for it. Again.
Wew

>>33542449
Not him, but don't tell me you're defending X and Y. They're universally hailed as the worst in the series.
Not even Zelda fans can be this contrarian.

>>33542524
>They're universally hailed as the worst in the series.
>Highest rated games in the entire series
LMAO.
Gen 5 games are universally hated.
>Worst reviews
>Worst sales
>Hated everywhere outside of /vp/ which is filled with underage permavirgin plebs.

>>33541103
It's ATLUS you fucking retard. Jesus Christ get your fucking self checked for autism, but I guarantee you've got like thirteen extra chromosomes you stupid fuck.

>>33542490
i really like this picture

>>33538643
That's because you're retarded, not because it's impossible.

can you hack the new orange 2ds coming out?

>>33536649
USUM has completely new areas

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Post Gen 5 faves

>Platinum story only changes near the end of the game
>people call it the best game

>USM story may only change near the end of the game
>people shit on it

Why does every single thread always turn into a genwar thread? I came here to shit on GF copypasting scenes from SM into USUM not to read autists flinging shit at each other.
Fucking hell, this is why every other board hates your containment board, you're all cancerous manbabies wanting to prove your superiority over one another.

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>>33542664
Nice

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X & Y being full of gen 5 pokemon(I never played Gen 5) shit didn't make it any better.

>>33542887
Cancer, delete this

>>33541233
Don't bother. These people are ADHD kids that as RPG only play Pokemon for some dumb reason.

>>33542054
>>XY story and music better than BW
>Correct

wtf, i cant even remember one music of XY, it was so shitty

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>>33541964

i'm ok with the story being unchanged

If you think about it, the official guide is way longer than sun and moon one

so if the story barely changed, that could only mean they added a lot after that

>>33538444
>USUMO
Please kill yourself.

>>33544010
i'm not ok with the story being unchanged because SM story was shit and a boring slog

>>33537315
>X and Y highest rated
says everything

>>33536225
They can't get rid of Nebby's Bag antics.

>>33542481
this thread was a good read

>>33536225
>everything happens exactly the same until you get to the Altar of the Sunne/Moone
>Necrozma is shoehorned into the plot and takes over Nebby at some stage at the Altar
>everything else afterwards is exactly the same, barring the extra UBs to capture

>>33541991
>Which means story differences will be negligible, it's not even an Emerald or Platinum
lol >>33543343

>>33544010

The 'official guide' includes a Pokedex of 800+ Pokémon

>>33536225
Aren't you aware about the fact that memes exist between alternative dimensions?

>>33540514
Zeta-Jones emerald?

>>33540514
Hoping Zygarde has epic battle vs necrozma fusions necrozma is a violent asshole.

>>33541837
That will be glorious on the switch

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>>33542664
>>33542829

>>33546288
What the ever living fuck ? Autocorrect, who are you referring to? ZETA-JONES?

I apologize for my retarded auto correct

I meant Zeta Emerald

>>33536225
Why can't Gamefreak just give the mainseries rights to someone else, since it's clear as day they don't want to make Pokemon games anymore.

>>33536459
>New Team Rocket rivals you face multiple times

>In game events for all 3 starters

>One of the only bits of real story in gen 1, the part where you get your starter, is completely different

>Character designs and gym leader Pokemon changed

It had as much of a different story as was possible in Gen 1

>>33537315
>STILL using the edited pic
>people STILL falling for it in the current year
baka

>>33546671
no one that isn't retarded would take metacritic seriously so it's understandable that it's not fact checked when posted

>>33536834
>>33536995
Fuck off and go play your weeb fag homomi shitsei

>>33536225
I'm still buying because it's the last 3ds pokemon game, and I won't buy the switch ever .

>>33538848
>le funny smug anime girl XDDD

I fucking hate this website

>>33544153
Mash A until post game then. Only children and faggots care about main game for Pokemon

>>33540514
Why would Zygarde fight Mega Fug? They seem like they'd be on the same wavelength.

>>33547358
Good. Enjoy your last Pokemon game. As a rehash trash. Fitting end to 3ds era

I just want a skip cutscene or fast forward option if they're only barely changing around the story again. Gen 7 would be highly replayable if they gave you an option to skip the many exposition dumps and gameplay roadblocks they try and show down your throat.

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>this entire fucking thread

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>>33537735
>Disliking dark dirt crocodile
>Disliking electric rapidash
>disliking electric eel
>disliking artic bear
>disliking sword dancing speed boosting baton pacing centipede
>disliking tauros
>disliking america bird
>disliking healer wife/plant wife/bug wife
>disliking metalic plant disk
>disliking digglet

>replying to this post