NEW POKEMON

UB shit isn't Pokémon.

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>>33535352

>>33535352
>UBs
>Pokemon
Kek

>>33535352
BALLIO WAS REAL

>>33535352
POST THE FORTRESS ONE

>>33535378
FUCK I NEED IT

I fucking love them.

>>33535352
PATTERNFAGS BTFO

>>33535352
>>33535378
I really love them

>>33535352
Aother waifu. Dead on arrival.

>GF never introduces new pokemon mid gen
LOL, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?

>>33535378
I WANT ONE

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>>33535404
No we didn't!!#22111qw

What the fuck are those

>>33535378
This one is cool. Not that interested in the other one.

Actually confirming new pokémon mid-generation is enough to get my hype back on track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQLqeX_LcQ&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=-eEGeYmNDzNmQ2hk-6
Trailer here

>>33535378
I want to buy UM now !!!

yay just what the metagame needed more minmaxed bullshit

>>33535378
IT'S CELESTEELAS HUSBAND

What are their types?

UB-Burst: Electric/Fairy
UB-Assembly: Rock/Ghost

>>33535378
WHEN YOU COME TO IT

UB Assembly is great, UB Burst is one of the worst pokemon designs ever.

>>33535352

TIME FOR SPECULAN

either grass/fairy or fairy/psychic

>>33535378

and this one is rock/dark

>>33535436
So she wasn't free. THE BITCH.

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>>33535352
>>33535378
Are they exclusive to each version?

ALL WE NEED NOW IS TH BATTLE FRONTIER AND MORE ALOLA FORMS AND ITS PERFECT

UB CLOWN AND UB TRUMPWALL

Let's guess their true names.
>Sphierrot
>Forturret

>>33535437
Burst looks like fighting fairy to me.

Imagine how fucking BULKY that wall UB is.

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>>33535465
Clown on US
Ass on UM

Sunfags blown the fuck out

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>>33535378
WHAT THE FUCK

>>33535378
WE WILL BUILD A WALL

>3 months of reveals for new pokemon

>>33535465
yes

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>new Pokemon
>in the middle of a generation
SO I GUESS THIS IS FUCKING GENERATION 8 NOW AND WE'RE STARTING WITH LITERAL REHASHES FROM GENERATION 7.
FUCKING FANTASTIC, GAMEFREAK.

>>33535491
Nah, Moon wins, the Wall is dope, the Clown looks like shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQLqeX_LcQ

SO, IN THE TRAILER, THE THING IN OP'S PIC USES AN ATTACK WITH AN UNIQUE ANIMATION THAT IS PROBABLY ITS SIGNATURE MOVE, AND IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST DECIDUEYE
SO WE CAN SAY THIS THING IS EITHER PART FLYING ICE DARK FIRE OR GHOST

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>>33535378
Fucking glorious, I'm going to get Moon just for this

>>33535429
what move is burst using?

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ITS GUMBLEBOMBER!

>>33535378
Is it weak to Ludicolo and Hawlucha?

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>>33535491
Fuck, I like Clown more and I'm buying UM

WHERE'S THE ARCEUS SLAYER

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33535352
Did anyone else have the thought that it looks like a witch or a witch familiar from Madoka?

>>33535427
Burst has an animation where it juggles with its own head.

>>33535429
So, Necrozma literally rapes the cover legendaries?

>>33535480
This

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>>33535352
That's an awesome witch. Isn't it?

>>33535515

ppl are so stuck up about how they look at "generations"

like cmon, it's not so hard to grasp that some pkmn could be kept secret till the second half of a generation and still be part of that generation..

>>33535518
Rock ghost, new type combo looks like it too

>>33535480
lets hope

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>>33535544
I TOLD YOU THIS SHIT WAS CANON

>>33535518
Rock/Dark confirmed.

>>33535381
>raising the goal post

>>33535352
>>33535378
Guess the types

>Psychic
>Ghost/Rock

No jotho alolan forms
No following pokemon

Wtf are they thinking? And the UBs look bad assembly is okay.

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>>33535378
>this guy in Refresh
:3

>>33535517
>Moon wins
Yeah. That's what I said autist. Sunfags blown out.

>>33535571
>>33535518

>>33535527
>>33535352
LOOKS LIKE ULTRA BEASTS ARE GETTING EXCLUSIVE MOVES

So assembly

what are the chances it'll be
Slow
Defensive
Rock type
No recovery

because GF still thinks rock is in any way a defensive type

DENIALFAGS BTFO

YOU CAN CHEESE THE DECIDUEYES, BUT YOU CAN'T CHEESE THE WALL

FUCK YOU BURST IS COOL
He reminds me of Miguel from Tekken for some reason

>>33535573
How do you pet construction materials?

>It's Rock/Ghost because it's a new type combo!
come on you retards, it looks nothing like a ghost. GF doesn't care about "mug unique type combos!". If they did, we wouldn't get two Bug/Fighting ultra-beasts.

>>33535589
Burst gets a signature move, who's to say it won't get a signature move that gives it reliable recovery?

>>33535589
I'm thinking steel since it's name implies factories/assembly.

>>33535599
The same way you pet a bunch of wires.

predict the stats of the new ultra beasts
remember to
>limit the stats to 570
>minmax the shit out of them like most ultra beasts
>stats must be prime numbers

I was thinking of getting Ultra Moon since I had the original Moon version, but I like that clown UB a lot better.

>>33535437
Poison/Fairy
Rock/Ghost

WHAT DEX NUMBER ARE THESE GUYS? DO THEY REPLACE A UB VERSION PAIR? ARE THEY AFTER MARSHADOW?

>>33535611
because that's not how GF works
there's more chance of it getting a unique hyper beam

>>33535599
feed it lots of pokebeans!

>>33535589
rock/ghost

>>33535555

Quads confirms it.

UB-Burst is Fire/Ice

Just thought i'd let you guys know.

UB Burst already looks like meme material

>>33535610
I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out to be Steel/Rock

>>33535378

LET'S GET INTO FORMATION OUR UB ASSEMBLY-S TO KEEP MEXICANS OUT

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>>33535549
FINALLY someone noticed.

>>33535625
Probably #803 and #804, with #805 being a new mythical for next year's movie.

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>>33535638
>weak to fucking everything
And I believe it.

assembly is dope. it kinda reminds me of metagross a bit. im a big fan of burst as well, but it looks like a dirty lollipop

>>33535625
a number after after 803
duh

UB-Assembly and Gumshoos tag-team when?

>>33535610
Did anyone thought that Nihilego will be Rock/Poison of all type combos?

https://twitter.com/Pokemon_cojp/status/908091686110117888

>clown signature move is super effective against metagross

so either dark, ghost, fire or ground, my guess is fire.

fire/psychic or fairy/fire

>>33535690
Fire/Electric imo. Would fit the Burst name.

>>33535690
>fairy/fire
my dick can get only so hard

>>33535571
Fairy/Fighting
Rock/Ghost

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spooky

>>33535378

I like this one, but I need more than two more UBs to care about US/UM.

>>33535690
>fairy/fire
We have plenty of Psychic/Fairies. Fire/something, could be Fairy, Ice, Electric.

>>33535690
thats just the sound of the attack, it hasn;t hit metagross yet

>>33535614
UB:Assembly
Rock/Ghost
67-109-181-43-163-7

>>33535690
can't be ground, it's SE on decidueye too

>>33535690
It's effective against both Decidueye and Metagross, so Fire, Dark or Ghost.

>>33535690
it was super effective against decidueye too >>33535518
so its either part ghost/fire/dark

>>33535572
Who the fuck gives a shit

>>33535572
Go back to Gen 4

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>>33535727
Is it just a bunch of bricks with eyes stuck together?

given the name "burst" I think we can safely assume that move was fire type

>>33535727
Imagine if you were an ordinary pokemon and this thing suddenly captures you.

>>33535690
Also SE against owl so discard ground

>>33535378
>inb4 shit HP with massive def and no sp.def with subpar attack
>rock/steel

>>33535754
it's a bursting move so I'm gonna say Fire/Fairy

>>33535378
>>33535727

Wait... what if it's Ghost?

GHOST UB?

>>33535727
I want to put my dick inside her

For the whole "special Rockruff if you buy early" does that mean pre-order, or is it gonna be like the Munchlax event for SM where it's available for everyone for the first few months?

>>33535364
>Being in this much denial

>>33535845
>her

I'm guessing Fire/Fairy and Ghost/Rock

>>33535848
Its like every new game event, not a pre-order bonus.

>>33535744
Seems more special attacker than physical, I can see it like shooting beams with its eyes

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>>33535530
lol

>>33535733
I'm sure there's going to be more

>not even gen 8 yet
>my living dex is incomplete once again
FUCK. THIS. COMPANY.

>>33535870
switch sp-atk with atk if you wish, that's the least important of the stats, I think everything is is prolly close

>>33535864
This.
I'm guessing Fire/Ice as well.

We predict their names

Pantomine and Voyeurook

>>33535625
Are you legitimately retarded?

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>>33535378
this is so fucking cool

thank god we got some real info finally

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>fire/ice

>>33535352
These are garbage

>>33535889
lollipop and wall

>>33535515
Do your made up rules really apply?

>>33535881
At least now we know why SM didn't have a national Pokedex. It makes it much easier for the developers to quietly retcon the Pokedex numbers to fit the new UBs in.

>>33535845
Would it technically be fucking if the hole was that big?

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Mantine Pokeride!

>>33535515
No new starters, no new generation.

>>33535912
So this all but confirms that the Nat Dex is never coming back, now they can add as many new pokemon as they want with each new game. And I'm so happy about it.

>>33535364
>being able to capture and train UBs

Yeah...they're Pokemon.

>>33535868
Thank you kind anon

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>>33535378
MY HYPE JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER

>>33535919
nice find

>>33535937
There's one in Pokebank, but it's extremely easy for them to patch that.

>>33535919
It is just a minigame probably

>>33535881
If you weren't including alternate forms in your living dex (which would make it already incomplete regardless) you're doing it wrong you filthy casual.

>>33535937
They are still index numbered in the game's code and in every official pokemon website. If they did it might mess up compatibility.

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>>33535919
>red equipment
It just replaces Lapras

>>33535976
That's kinda what I was trying to say, but worded it wrong. The Nat Dex is never coming back IN GAME.

>>33535614
UB:Burst
Fire/Ice
97
173
23
173
31
73
Ice type legendary, it has to suck

>>33535941
>replying to obvious bait

"UBs aren't Pokemon" is the new "SM is gen 6.5", nobody actually believes it, it's just shitposting.

>tfw the gen.5 shitposters will start up again now that we actually have new pokemon mid-gen

fug

>>33536006
only way i'll buy the game is if they toss that fucking riders outfit

>>33535571

Pairs UBs always shares a type. I guess:
Rock/Psychic
Psychic

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>>33535352
>>33535378
Lads, I don't know which version to buy. I like the Burst, but I'm a moonfag.

>>33535991
Wait, this means if any new regular pokemon are revealed, the pokedex order will go to shit, randomly scattered mythicals and UBs followed by casual pokemon

>>33536053
Rock/Psychic and Fire/Psychic

>>33535352
It's like a mix of Nihilego and Xurkitree

Hype

>>33535991
You wouldn't need to mess with the index numbers, just tell the newer games to display it as a different Pokedex number.

>>33536085
that would void the numbers on the TCG stuff though, minus full arts and GX, they all have the pokedex numbers on them, even if they only moved Marshadow, it'd mean all Marshadow cards would technically be wrong.

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Hey
Where is Pikachu?

>>33536113
>>33536145
Fuck you, Japan.

>>33535378
UB ASS

>>33535941

I always looked at it this way: either they're not pokemon, but their own thing, or they're shit pokemon.

still, it shows they're willing to add new stuff, so there's hope yet.

>>33536006
The equipment on that Mantine looks more magenta than red to me, so it very well could be new.

>>33535378
someone post the "no one can stop the wall" picture

I distinctly remember a leak on this board that mentioned UB Assembly. Does anyone else remember?

>>33536201
the archive probably does

>>33535448
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT

>>33535378
Based Trump, best timeline.

>>33535589
Maybe Steel/Ghost. Never been done before, correct me if wrong.

>>33536235
Aegislash
Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

>>33536235
Honedge and it's line.

>>33536235
intentionally trying to repress the sord I see

rock/ghost is the original typing even if a lot of people still think golurk is rock instead of ground

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>>33535378
>mfw it has an incredible defensive type
>mfw it has huge defenses and hp but no offensive stats
>mfw it gets some form of reliable recovery, maybe even shore up or some shit
>when smogautists think stall is leaving it comes back in full force
>mfw its banned to ubers

>>33535378
WE ARE GONNA KEEP THOSE NASTY UB OUT BY BUILDINF A WALL, AND THE UB WILL BUILD IT

>>33536057
just inject lmao

>>33536260
The only way I remember Tornadus' type is because it is a legendary. If it wasn't, I would most likely forget it.

>>33535378
this thing better cucks celesteela as the best UB wall

>>33535378
I'm glad I'm going for UM.

>>33536273
well that or it's yet another defensive rock type with hyperinflated defenses, virtually no hp and nothing resembling a recovery move in sight

we already know it's ability will be shit for defensive play

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>>33535784
looks like remote bombs like the ones from meduka

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>>33535352
>>33535378
Why do they look so damn awful? One is just a clown ball and the other is just a fucking wall/tower thing.

>>33535686
underrated post

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WOW ITS FUCKING SOMETHING

>>33535690
I'd say it's ghost.
Maybe the two UB share a type like kartana and celesteela do, and Assembly looks like a ghost type.

>>33536310
HONK HONK

>>33536310
Burst also has firework and candle elements

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>mfw there will be 3 more ultra beasts after this, but they'll be worthless due to UB06: Assembly.

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>>33535378
>shiny will be red bricks and cement

>>33536331
So it's even more of an embarrassment?

>>33535378
I know this is going PU for shitty stats

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>>33535352
>recent threads about Pennywise and lack of clown pokemon
>suddenly interdimensional clown monster

>>33535352
Why does Japan like clowns when nobody else in the entire world does?

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>>33536304
>she attacks by trapping you underneath her and exploding
we are reaching levels of fetishism that shouldn't even be possible

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>>33535378
>part 4

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>>33536393
I like clowns

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>>33535378
I hope this is a better Guzzlord, with Shore Up, and better typing (fuck that 4x fairy weakness).
My showderp meme set for Guzzlord will see better and more usage with this big guy.

>>33536382
>high defenses, shit hp, shit speed, decent attk/spattk
Calling it right now.

>>33535378
>literally just my moms tower

>>33535352
new favorite ultra beast oh god I love them

>>33535518
Is part fire. Is a firework

>>33535352
>>33535378
Wow, both of these look really bad. I've still yet to see a reason to buy US/UM.

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>Getting Ultra Sun
>Assembly looks cool as fuck
God dammit, I hate clowns.

>>33536450
So, defense wise, an anti-guzzlers?

>Assembly
High HP, Def and Sp.Def, low everything else, basically a reverse Pheromosa
>Burst
High Sp.Atk and Sp.Def, making it like a Special Kartana

And then we can have a third unrevealed UB with High Atk and mediocre everything else to make a physical Xurkitree

>>33535352
This looks like an ice cream cone with a magician elements or something.
Probably gonna be Ice/Fire. Its about time they introduced this typing combination.

>>33536423
Did you time travel from 100 years ago?

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>>33536199
I HAVE YOU BROTHER.

The new firework pokemon is likely Fire/Fairy given the coloration.

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>>33536481
Yes

>>33535565
Now I want porn of Necrozma forcing Lunala to do lewd things.

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>>33536480
I'm the very opposite
>Getting Ultra Moon
>Burst look cute as fuck
Just fuck me up

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>>33536499
Thanks, had to laugh like a retard because it's the first thing that came to mind when watching the direct

>ghost/rock
Immunity to normal/fight
4x resistance to poison
Resistance to bug/flying/fire
Weakness to Dark/Ghost/Water/Grass/Ground/Steel

Offensively it's a STAB combo with a very narrow number of resists (Scrafty, Bisharp, Krookodile, Pangoro, Mega Lopunny, Diggersby, Bewear) so if it has any offensive presence that could be a saving grace

>add two UB and a lycanroc form
>lol pay us

>>33536480
What are their fucking types?

If one of them is Ice, I am getting that version.

>>33535352
pink floyds the wall and pennywise. i love them

>>33536389
Do not doubt the power of meme magic.

>>33536539
It screams defensive pokemon though.
It won't have that much of attack.

>>33536559
Don't forget the Pikachu area and more outfits.

>>33536057
be a good goy like me and buy both :^)

>>33536539
Why not,ghost/steel, joining the sword and shield, and their mates: sword, and double sword?

>>33536499
We need an assembly edit of this

>>33536599
>ghost/steel
>literally a wall
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

>>33535378
>>33535352
>new Pokemon in the middle of a generation

It's just like having new forms of Pokemon in the middle of a generation. Pretty sure Kyurem-B and Kyurem-W were incompatible with Black and White.

My guess is that these two new Pokemon will be given new space in the PokeDex, likely after the existing Ultra Beasts, and then Marshadow and the other event legendaries would be pushed back a bit. This would effectively retcon Sun and Moon out of existence, and any following games would use this new ordering of the PokeDex.

>>33536599
because it's made out of bricks and GF still thinks rock is a defensive type
>>33536571
I know, and it won't have any form of recovery either, only thing we can hope for is pain split

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>>33536484

>UB Assembly
>Neat design
>Could very well be Rock/Ghost
>B U L K

If all of this is true, I might have myself a new favorite for Gen 7

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incoming ZYGARDE fag.

ZYGARDE BETTER BE BANISHING THESE UGLY LOOKING ASS UBS TO THE SHADOW REALM. I"M SICK OF THEM EXPANDING ON UBs BUT CANT GIVE ZYGARDE HIS DESERVED GAME, FUCK!!!!!

>>33536615
TO THE DRAWTHREADS!

>>33536646
Except Rock is shit defensive typing

>>33536624
even when we get good things you bitch out

>>33535378
i legit love this design

>>33536671
I'm not bitching, I'm just guessing what this will mean for the PokeDex.

I like these things. I like the Ultra Beasts. I'm just addressing the people who DO bitch about this.

Burst is going to be a slow, frail, Special attacker who will end up in low UU
Assembly is going to be a better Guzzlord who ends up in OU or BL

>>33536669
If its defenses are sky high (BST is obviously gonna be 570 so they have enough to work with) and maybe recovery, it can work.

>>33536707
>special attacker
lolno

Remember, these Ultra Beasts would need to have stats that are prime numbers.

>>33536707
>implying anyone but retards give a shit about smogon

>>33536719
Ultra Mime. Naming it now.

>>33536707
>smogon

eh

>>33536707
depends on how slow and frail and assembly's movepool and stat distribution

something like
>>33535744
>>33536025
would end them both up in BL2

OU for assembly is impossible, there's not a chance a defensive rock type makes it into ou

>>33536743
considering that it's highly improbable they're viable on VGC, and Smogon is the only place they could be played...

>>33535515
I think ORAS proved they don't need backwards compatibility within a generation anymore and if you aren't going to care about that, why not introduce some new pokemon/moves?

>>33535614
watch GF do a swerve and instead of these UBs having 570 as there base stats, its 705

>>33535352
CHECK SEREBII

>>33535352
Wouldn't ghost make sense? Thinking about it, celesteela and katana are both part steel, and that's solgaleos type other than psychic which is shared, while lunala is ghost, so both of them being ghost/???Could make sense

>>33536767
doesn't mean they can't be shit, Kyurem-B happened

>>33536760
Remind me how many of the UBs saw decent amount of play and success on this year's VGC again?

>>33536758
I was going to but low UU or BL2 but I feel like it's going to pack a big enough punch to at least keep it out of BL2. My guess is it's going to be use as a focus sash revenge killer, or use sort of sub+set up set.

GEN 8 DENIALFAGS BTFO

dear pokemon gods masuda, ohmori or whoever is responsible for stats.
make the clown stronk and fast not the alolan fast tho

>>33536810
2

>>33536816
Fast? I got ya bro. 89 whole fasts, that's good, right?

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I'M CUMMING LITERAL BUCKETS

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>>33536480
It's not a clown

It looks like a lollipop mixed with a barber pole. It also looks like it will be better competitively of the two.

>>33536838
Incorrect. All of them except Guzzlord.

>>33535378
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

>>33536847
can you send those buckets my way

someone draw burst doing the pennywise dance

>>33536812
problem with that version of burst is it'd already have paper-thin defenses and on top of that it has to deal with a 50% SR weakness meaning that
>shuckle used rock throw
might actually do the trick

in addition to having a speed tier that's "to slow for attacking, to fast for trick room attacking"

>>33535378
I NEED THEM

>>33536645
Why would you even but a 3ds/2ds that late? You might as well buy a switch

>>33536624
That's probably why we got no National dex in SM

>>33536810
literally just Buzzwole and Celesteela. Xurkitree was a meme that required Aurora Veil support, Pheromosa and Guzzlord were too fragile/slow and Kartana was only played in kiddie format

>>33536859
but that's wrong.

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I'm exited for these new pokemon but I feel like Assembly is just going to be a slow defender mon.
Could be interesting if it got some kind of move that healed it and got rid of statuses though.

>>33535352
this thing better have at least 200 special attack

>>33535427
I'm thinking they might be alt-forms of an existing UB. They could still be given a completely new look and "code name" but still be "Nihilego" or "Xurkitree." Just a guess though.

>>33536026
People used to actually believe it before release.

>>33536906
very high defenses, very low hp and maybe a unique move that's pain split, but also shucks status' over to the other mon?

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>>33536840
perfect

>>33536894
That makes sense. They've probably been saving it for this.

More and more it feels like Sun and Moon were just rushed out demos. It's probably just all the more egregious nowadays because we live in the age of DLC, whereas when they did it back then with Platinum and Emerald (I don't count Black 2 and White 2 as this since they were sequels and legitimately furthered the previous games), it was somehow okay.

>>33535378
If they weren't forced to have Beast Boost as an ability I could imagine this thing being another Stance Change mon that morphs into a cannon

>>33535376
RIP Kiba

>>33536906
>a bunch of bricks with what appears to be eyes on them
>all of them looking at each other inward
>with only one looking out

Really bizarre, but I honestly love it.

Has anybody found the leak from last month that mentioned UB Assembly and Burst by name?

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>>33536906
>I feel like Assembly is just going to be a slow defender mon.
let's not get too funky

>>33536810
Kartana and Celesteela where big. Pheromosa was uncommon, but you needed an answer for it because if you were unprepared it could get at least one kill, if not two. Nihilego, Buzzwole and Xurkitree were rare and seemed to drop off after people realized they were outclassed by other pokemon. So 42% of ultra beasts saw use.

>>33535378
Going to name it 9/11

>>33536859
>all of them
Xurkitree was highly noted to be a niche pick, Guzzlord/Pheremosa were niche picks that were liabilities and Kartana got OHKO/2HKOed many times

Rock/Psychic and Fire/Psychic

>>33536785
Yeah I agree man

>>33536898
>Some Pokemon do well if they are supported accordingly therefore they aren't good and this means they aren't used at all
Wow.
Also let's conveniently forget about Kartana and like 3 Nihilegos at Worlds.
>>33536904
https://www.pokemon.com/us/play-pokemon/worlds/2017/vgc-masters/

Is just an example. And while Pheromosa didn't make it to the top in worlds it had good runs on some regionals.

>>33536972
>>33536990
Now these are actual answers.

>>33535518
prediction: it's a fire/fairy fire type mon. The signature move is fire type.

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>>33536358
brown bricks

>>33535429
>framerate drops even in the trailer
fuck

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>>33537020
too good to be true, but I hope it is

>>33537007
you know that 2 of those answers are mine, right?

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>>33535378
>people are actually praising this thing
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>33536966
is there actually one?

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>>33537052
>i only like edgy pokemon with lots of spikes
pic related its you

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>>33537052
We have taste?

>>33537052
we're actually able to enjoy things, unlike you

>>33537069
>>33537080
IT'S LITERALLY MY DAD'S WALL

>>33537052
Stop using my favorite starter to talk shit about my new favorite UB

>>33537052
spotted the anti-stallfag

>>33537092
ha ha nice meme anon, I liked when it used trump defense against the baracat XD!

>>33537052
>he doesn't want a cute UB Assembly to explode on his face

>>33537092
Hi Ivanka

>UB burst
>signature move is an explosion that's SE against a steel type and a grass type
firework themed UB, you heard it here first

I FUCKING LOVE UB-ASSEMBLY

>>33536273
>defensive
>banned to ubers.
what did he mean by this?

when are they gonna update the site with info about these two fuckers?

>>33535352
looks like Xurkitree's special needs cousin

>>33537047
How are we supposed to know?

Anyways, the point was that the first anon was basing the possible use of the new UBs by saying that UBs could only be relevant/used on smogon because apparently they weren't on VGC, which is not true.

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>>33537123

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>>33537131
what did HE mean by this?

>>33537092
You have to be 18 or older to post here, Barron

>>33537064
I remember the name "Assembly". But I don't remember where I saw it. Came here expecting to see a thread with a screencap.

>>33537123
Why is she so perfect

>>33537155
>banned literally two hours before the new gen
You know damn well what I mean.

>>33537176
>she

>>33537131
>Lugia, Giratina-A, Deoxys-D, Aegislash, Shadowtag, Arena Trap
what did he mean by this?

>>33537176
>she

>>33536389
I know what I'm going to call mine. Bob Gray

>>33537188
>>33537194
You are my favorite female friends, anons

>>33537176
>she

>>33537209
>friends

>>33535378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Tex2AN3rI
This should play every time Assembly shows up

>stand inside of UB Assembly
>get stared at all sides

Creepy.

>>33536273
There will be ways to counter it. It could have all these good defenses and have rock steel or something and get absolutely shreded by fighting and ground types. And even then, it probably wont be a threat.

>>33537209
>implying I like anyone on this board

>>33537257
anon, those aren't eyes
those are bombs
she's a living dutch oven
someone do art of this please

>>33537269
I like you

>>33537174
I did a search through the archive. There was no post mentioning Assembly that had anything to do with Ultra Beasts in the past year.

>>33536906
watch it not get stealth rock.

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>>33537094
God-tier taste, anon

>>33537143
My point is that the reason people care about Smogon is because in case they aren't viable in VGC (and considering their designs they probably won't, one looks like a special attacker with high special defense but paper thin everything else and Assembly looks like a special/defensive tank with no recovery and whose ability won't do him any favors) they will be viable at Showdown

>>33536944

How would they be DLC? It would require deleting your previous save to play through the new story because it's obvious GF isn't adding a new save slot.

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>>33537579
jokes on you, my favorite starter is yellow human :^)

>>33537699
Burst might have a chance just like Kartana but Assembly looks like the second coming of Guzzlord depending of its typing

>>33537746
Eh, not as good as Feraligatr, but still great

>>33537782
I still love Assembly though. Leave it to a fucking castle tower to evoke emotions of, "I want this."

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>>33537746
You're not me though

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>>33537832

>>33537868
Why are you talking to yourself, anon?

>>33535378
Best UB