Showderp: Circlejerk Edition

v cuck

==magical portal==

me champ

...heh...

jynx

>>33531808
just use whatever you feel like (aka free pick)

egge of lucke

kadabra

samurott named grave dishonor

something with venoshock

feel free not to join
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631042212

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631043029

==magical portal==

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631045634

>>33531895
me

>>33531561
the 31th time

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631047507

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631049332

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631050610

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631052239

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631054316

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631058323

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631063183

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631066640

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631067692

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631070300

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631073084

wew dramphp

may i

simple bibarel

GAMBLING GOLEM

donnel tympole

something with z mirror move

TAIL MASTER (Aggron) @ Aggronite
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
- Hone Claws
- Iron Tail
- Iron Defense
- Aqua Tail

Empoleon

eggulai

Quick Claw Ditto

>this fighting weakness

does showderp stands with israel?

>>33532293
free palestine

>>33532292
>internet strangers collaborating in under 30 seconds to make a balanced team

>>33532293
yes

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>>33532293

>>33532303
>internet strangers using meme arrows

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631079515

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631081608

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631083156

ok!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631086320

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631087939

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631090096

we learn from these things!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631092058

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631097009

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OK
NEW CHAMP

eggulai
or me

FUCK STALL
or
FUCK STALL ep.2
or
choice of stallbreaker named FUCK STALL ep.3

my original set (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Fly
- Gravity

egge of lucke

Skarmory with only offensive moves

kadabra

magnet pull magnezone

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631106127

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631106460

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631108869

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631111523

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631116809

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631118568

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631120934

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631126699

new champ

Me

BLOOD SPIDRE

Dan K. Victory

HO Mantine

FINNA WORKED (Gengar) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Cursed Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Endure
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb
- Focus Blast

/me tips kippah (Golem-Alola) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magnet Pull
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Rock Polish
- Double-Edge
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Chad Thunderdoge

>>33533030
I'm retarded, what's HO?

>>33533054
LO*
Sorry typo

>>33533061
Life Orb, if you're an extreme case of retardation

>>33533061
>>33533074
Yeah thanks I know what LO is :^)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631135326

>>33533054
hyper offensive, as in only attacking moves

>>33531561
being named in this picture is still the greatest accomplishment in my life

>>33533083
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631138654

>>33533138
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631140463

>>33533160
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631143810

>>33533198
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631146503

>>33533227
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631148343

>>33533245
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631150987

>>33533304
go suck some dicks, friend :)

>>33533312
t. faggot that sucks at ag

>>33533304
This is not a fucking Showdown General, you fucking nigger underage newfag

>>33533328
i'm not sure if being good at pokemon is something to brag about

>>33533289
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631155829

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>>33533350

>>33533370
New team.

that one shell armor torterra meme

specs weedle (Volcarona) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fiery Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Giga Drain

Rhypenor (Rhyperior) (M) @ Rockium Z
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Wrecker
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish

if same champ: pineco
if new champ: fav horse pokeman

Special Ludicolo named Virgin Spic with ring target

or Physical Ludicolo named Chad Mariachi

But if any of the other suggestions are of the xxx-days type this suggestion is instead 184 days in a tomb

Squid Party (Malamar) (M) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Happy Hour
- Superpower
- Knock Off
- Psycho Cut

Egge of lucke

calm mind musharna

>>33533428
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631161753

>>33533435
are you an idiot

>>33533544
>he doesnt know

>>33533480
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631167976

>>33533568
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631170913

>>33533619
Gotta go, new champ

me

184 days in a tomb

Weavile @ Groundium Z
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Dig
- Knock Off / Poison Jab
- Icicle Crash / Ice Shard

agility empoleon

me or gardevoir mega

Pyukumuku @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 120 HP / 136 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Soak
- Toxic
- Protect
- Recover

pikachu

slowkang named TheStroker

>>33533677
mirror move tapu koko

Storm cowe

Solrock @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Explosion

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631177114

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631177446

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631181826

new meems

toucannon

specs scizor or random meme

>>33534000
a 184 days with pressure

a meme

specs lando-t

weedle

deus vult

Funclops!

>>33534004
>>33534016
>>33534022
>>33534017
combine these

>>33534030
combine this with my dick

wtf im too late
use weedle though

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631193294

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631196037

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631198798

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stop skipping weedles

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631202227

>>33534248
Have sex

CHAMP FORFEITS
GIVE TEAM

Something with Rest, Sleep Talk, Toxic. and a phazing move.

Buzzwole @ Insect Plate
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Lunge
- Leech Life
- Power-Up Punch
- Earthquake / Ice Punch / Rock Slide

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>>33534366
nevermind champ is back whoops haha

weedle

physical ludicolo with mud slap and no boosts

new champ

ok NOW give team

banded zygarde without thousand arrows

penis (Metapod)
Ability: Shed Skin
IVs: 0 Atk
- Harden

Funclops!

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weedle (pokemon #13 in the pokedex, the pre evolution of Kakuna and Beedrill, the bug/poison type, the one that only learns 4 moves, the one with 195 BST)
holding choice specs (the item that locks you into a single move but boosts your special attack by 1.5x, looks like a yellow pair of spectacles)

here's an example set:
Weedle @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- Poison Sting
- String Shot

and here's an image just in case you forget what it looks like! :)

mega medicham

>>33534471
Snorlax (M) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Recycle
- Body Slam
- Rest
- Block

become ludicolo

BLOOD PANCREAS (Haxorus) @ Life Orb
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 240 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Dragon Claw
- Earthquake
- Poison Jab

>>33534481
uhh sorry wrong image and made a few mistakes when i was typing

this is rhyperior

>>33534486
>rivalry
what meme is this

>>33534481
just skip this lmao

>>33534499
Its a meme that triggers smogonfags like (You)

watch and be amazed as i win a game with this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631215674

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631215818

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631217295

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631223501

my win streak has been broken
new team

AllThosePokemon: gg *dabs*

heracross

comfey or bruxish

scarf caterpie

>>33534730
neo gaston

specs drizzle

a large individual

choice band scizor

>>33534730
mew holding Normalium Z with transform and 3 non-normal moves

become ludicolo

>>33534734
>>33534736
>>33534737
>>33534738
>>33534739
>>33534741
Neo-derps!

>>33534757
never call me that again
i expect an apology immediately

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>>33534769
lol, neoderp

>>33534769
sorry
not sorry

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>>33534773
also neoderp lol

when i walk on this planet no labia will be unlicked

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631229663

>>33531561
I've been away for a long while. Any of these guys actually still alive?

>>33534822
yea i am
you were not missed

>>33534822
Most of them are kill. dyxia, zeatgheist, siggy, sheggulai, juicy, kork, and Slarty, who's actually kill irl.

>>33534836
Just means I'm good at lurking.
>>33534839
Yeah I heard about slarty. He was actually a pretty chill degenerate. Had fuck all to do with champ as of 2014 though.

>>33534839
>dyxia
hes on here just as much as ever, unfortunately, just under alts. you can easily spot him if you see someone talk about themselves to nobody and then sperg at others for doing the same

>>33534837
i really enjoy fucking your mom, enjoy your post being deleted lol

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631232372
scarfo tried her best ;_;7

>>33534839
I think I saw sheggulai champ few months ago. And siggy was also here earlier this year.

why again do people take pride in being here 24/7 for years

>>33534893
quit projecting newf*g, now gimme ur lunch money

>>33534885
Great to hear that! I miss those old days!
Even with dyxia's cancer, it was fun.

>>33534893
Why do you have the need to point that out as if you're mad about something?

>>33534893
Because it makes you bumrustled.

good bug
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631234820

>>33534893
>newfag is SEETHING

>>33534910
>dyxia
>fun
The only thing I'm happy about is dyxia's persona kill from showderp. Fuck him and his autistic banters.

>>33534925
>>33534911
>>33534910
>>33534907
so that did strike a nerve or somethin? ;x

>>33534925
Lotta Loyality, is that you?

>>33534941
No it's me jimml, you stupid newfag.

>>33534947
jimml loves dyxia, stop lying

>>33534957
who are either of those people and why have you profiled them in your memory banks as if they were of importance and not shitposters over mongolian cockfighting

>>33534941
what in that post made you think it was me

>>33534839
is someone a dyxia alt when they complain about "attentionwhoring"? because if so i know whom the most recent alt is

>>33534975
Because you're a cute and I have a crush on you

>>33534973
Why are you so bothered about it?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631239051

I pride myself on an encyclopedic knowledge of showderp. Not autism at all

>>33534822
>Active
roxle
rect
A w o o o o ~
akkeshi
boblak
salami party
boblak
peachy
mami
0beat

>Active but roomfag
fake Mister Lister
ridehorse
ceraa
scotteh

>Dormant
jimml
Juicy
siggy
dyxia
zeatgeist

>Kill
Sultan of Smogon
kork

>Really Kill
Slarty

>>33535025
all of these are me
you've been rused

>>33535025
>really kill
fuck

>>33534975
because youre autistic

>>33535025
>really kill
ayy

>>33534997
im not i just like playing you people like little pawns for attention >:3 i dont always have the time to do it tho

>>33534987
Me too bby. when I see your avatar, giving that warm smile of yours; even

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631241515

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>>33535025
Add y4, dabes, sheggulai, and reese to the kill list.
Also, remove all the killed ones from the OP pic, we need fresher memers.

>>33535074
y4 is on right now though..

>>33535074
This.
Add me to the OP, I've been lurking for a year and a half now ;_;.

why is midday showderp so cancerous

>>33535057
name one (1) non-autistic person on showderp I'll wait

>>33535084
>A year and a half
Hi neoderp

>>33535100
me

>>33535097
insecure nerds that need to defend themselves via essays in bread for not being busy with work or anything else productive
im autistic but at least im not afraid to admit it...... B)

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>>33535074
y4 is online right now
dabes still shows up
sheggulai might or might not be kill
reese actually champs in the deadliest dead of hours, I saw xer myself.

>>33535130
autist lol

hmm, one more team

mega lop with pup and encore

kadabra

deus vult

hmm, specs wobbuffet

>>33535174
any dual screener named fuck ninetales

>>33535100
liepard

defog roost decidueye

wailord

>>33535025
i saw dabes and sultan on in the last few days. still rare

hellfrog

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Only ebin olfags will remember the meme in pic related

happening in 1 (one) minute from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z870TX-BHB4

>rectangular got locked for ridazposting
nice

>>33535217
is he /ourguide/

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631248247
competing for viewership with the direct :/

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what the fuck

TWELVE
(12)
QUICK
BALLS

>>33535373
I wanna impregnate her

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631249813

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631252840

ok new champ
thanks for the memes, and enjoy the direct!

me

raton

happy boye (Xurkitree) @ Electrium Z
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hypnosis
- Tail Glow
- Thunderbolt
- Grass Knot

dovahkiin

any roulette rock

tyrouge

choice scarf ash greninja

Araquanid @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Bubble
- Leech Life
- Stockpile
- Aqua Ring
- Lunge
or
Nihilego @ Assault Vest
Ability: Beast Boost
- Power Gem
- Acid Spray
- Psychic
- Charge Beam
or
Tangrowth @ Firium Z
Ability: Chlorophyll
- Sunny Day
- Ancient Power / Earthquake
- Solar Beam
- Sludge Bomb / Focus Blast

Going for reqs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631257724

So where were you when /vp/ got BTFO?

>champ changing requested names
impeach this faggot

>>33535969
you or weedle

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631259622

>>33535969
me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631261001

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631262606

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631264409

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631264713

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631265876

hmmm

I got 2

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631267260

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631267268

Why does showderp always make teams that lose to egg and ferro?

>>33536546
cause you cant build accordingly

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Pleasure as always.

New camp

me or hoge

Healing Wish Chimecho

or

Synchronoise mon

if dubs healing wish synchronoise Chimecho

volbeat with tail glow

Samurott @ Scope Lens
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Surf
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Focus Energy

a plane

hoge

Sharpedo @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Hydro Pump
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Ice Beam

>>33536638
physical attacking plane

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631274294

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631278335

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631281218

gib AG!

scarf kyogre

Charlotte Smoothie (Tsareena) @ Chesto Berry / Lansat Berry
Ability: Queenly Majesty
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Impish Nature
- Acrobatics
- Acupressure
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

or

Charlotte Smoothie (Tsareena) @ Chesto Berry / Lansat Berry
Ability: Queenly Majesty
EVs: 252 HP / 76 Def / 180 SpD
Impish Nature
- Acrobatics
- Acupressure
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

if AG Soak Bullet Seed Moody Octillery with Sub and Tect

deathgrip (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 72 SpD / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Guillotine
- Substitute
- Baton Pass
- Double Team

DICKS

moody bibarel

boo boo keys

marshadow

FUGE

is saying "boblak" a shitpost?

boblak

boblak (locked)

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-631287430

hellboblakfrog

boblak

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-631292463

>>33537626
hellfrog

any of you guys excited to fight not one, but two 170+ in one base stat power creep mon
haha

>>33538048
>it's another ub with 10 moves as movepool and no recovery
woah

might be usable only if part steel
ground or rock with no recovery are garbage

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-631303678

>>33538063
Hopefully it's Ground/Bug with Attack/Defend/Heal Order

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-631310172

oh dear Natu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-631314658

new Comfy champ!

>>33538681
lol me or shiinotic imo

Stantler @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Energy Ball / Psychic
- Thunderbolt / Shadow Ball

a pokemon with poison heal or guts and no status orb

Heatproof (Bronzong) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Psywave
- Gravity
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock

av limber ditto or clamperl

shiinotic

Growlithe

hellfrog

Ambipom @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Aerial Ace
- Double Slap
- Fire Punch

>>33538691
>obvious bait
stupid

>>33538693
tough choice desu

>>33538713
they'll never see it after turn 1 gravity though

>>33538698
make it have solid rock

weedle
caterpie
paras
venonat
ledyba
spinarak
pineco
wurmple
surskuit
nincada
anorith
kricketot
burmy
combee
skorupi
sewaddle
venipede
dwebble
karrablast
joltik
shelmet
larvesta
scatterbug
grubbin
dewpider
wimpod

phew haha, i'm all memed out
oops i was a bit slow haha lol

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>>33538693
hmm
either a Pokemon that literally can't do anything or a NFE that can wield a powerful item and has Shell Smash
really makes the mind bind

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631319443

>>33538790
specs weedle
>>33538790

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7oususpecttest-631320998