Which Pokemon would make the best Mothers?

>>33529427
Kangaskhan

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>>33529427
Gardevoir. The breast feeding aspect gets me as hard as a mimikyu's wood hammer.

>>33529427
Marowak

>>33529427
Chansey and Audino

>>33529439
this is probably the best answer

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Audino

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>>33529427
Fuck, this picture gets me. I feel like I could write a wall of text about why I'm so miserable because this will never happen to me, and how it drives me mad. Was this what you intended to do, faggot OP?

Marowak

>>33529427
Goodra. No exeptions.

>>33529427
i wish i could be someone's mommy gf

>>33529559
LONDON?

>>33529563
yes, actually

>>33529516
Have some hope. Us girls are all instinctively mommies, so I'm sure if you get a girlfriend, she'll nurture you. We love taking care of our loved ones, so hang tight! Be a little more optimistic.

>>33529451
That analogy was lame. Also gardevoir don't have anything even resembling boobs, if you are going to be degenerate furfags at least try to be close to the game's canon

>>33529582
He's going by Deception's canon, most likely.

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>>33529427
I want to be an annoying little shit that Serperior needs to punish

Mandibuzz. Trust me.

>>33529572
>we
Please be in Texas. Regardless, thank you for your words, I feel a little better now, probably just a moment of autistic weakness

>>33529516
Yes. I get a sick thrill from seeking out similarly minded individuals and striking where it hurts. It makes me feel less alone. And yet more alone, all at once

>>33529451
why is that poor boy being assaulted by a pokemon, did he go out into that tall grass?

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>>33529427
Decidueye

>>33529427
I have an incest fetish but I don't want this to happen me. Why?

>>33529572
agp

You guys are so cringey. Holy shit.

>>33529516
>>33529563
>>33529689
>>33529928
i could be ur mommy~

>>33530600
Dubs confirms Library is now /vp/'s mother.

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Best mummy right here

>>33530600
Girl, I'm so thirsty I actually would like that

im /vp/'s new mommy~

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primarina
i want to make her a mother

I've been away from /vp/ for a while. Last I remember, Bui was flooding the board with porn daily. Now there's some tripfag that has a flock of beta orbiters?

>>33530888
Uh oh

>>33529582
>analogy
You mean simile

>>33530888
I LOVE YOU MOMMY

>>33530969
the question is, which is worse?

>>33529572
>Us girls are all instinctively mommies
Speak for yourself, dyke

>>33529451
The fuck have i just read

>>33530888
But I want you to be my personal mommy.

>>33529427
>*pats head*
i didn't know that was considered a "mommy" thing
i gave a qt boy head pats today, he's quite shy but he seemed to enjoy it

>>33532420
I don't really think it is, I'm sure most people would enjoy a nice head pat

>>33529572
>I'm sure if you get a girlfriend
>hope
>4chan

>Where do you think we are.jpg

>>33532465
It's a nurturing thing.

And mothers nurture.

So not all headpats are motherly, but if you're motherly, it can be assured you will headpat.

>>33532721
I wish I could be a mother...

>>33532213
I hope you'll die alone.

>>33533335
Don't worry, I will

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>>33530958
Really anon? You want to impregnate /that/?
Have some fucking standards.

>>33529451
This.

>>33530696
Same

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>>33534228
what the fuck

>>33529427
Aggron

>>33534228
Looks like a lemming lmao

>>33529427
Do women commonly want anything like this? Or is it a rare thing? I'm quite attracted to someone motherly but i couldn't call them mommy though.

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>>33529427
>mommy fetishists

>>33534943
i'd feel a bit weird if they actually called me mommy, but i'd still like someone to dote on
i wouldn't say it's common, but it's less rare than you'd think

>>33535163
Would it be okay if I called you onee-chan?

>>33535163
I'm just curious about it all, i don't want to be treated like a child i just want the affection i guess.

>>33529451
Since when does Gardevoir have anything to do with breastfeeding?

>>33536627
typical retarded namefag, doesn't even know what he's talking about

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>>33529572
>>33529559

nidoque-

oh nvm.

>>33538472
Nidoqueen would make a good mommy, but all the moon stone radiation made her sterile.