What does this say?

Ching Chong ping pong

>>33523485
OP is a faggot

>>33523485
>"literally nothing, see you in two months when you're buying the games anyway"

>>33523485
New forms XDDDDDD

>>33523485
I think it says:
"Fuck you, you get nothing. You lose. Good day sir!"

pleasure of being.....cummed inside

>>33523485
>the Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon project has started!

"Say bye bye to chicken-chan"

>>33523485
again, nothing of note

>>33523485
I think my best guess is that they just say that these are your 3 starter Pokemon that will be given to you but which one will you choose in your new adventure? Or sorta...that's my guess...

>>33523485
they just act like we've never expected these starters before

>>33523486
Ching (ITS) Chong (LITERALLY) bing (FUCKING) bong (NOTHING)

>>33523485
>"It's fucking nothing? Or is it? Stay tuned for then next month scoops!!"

>>33523486
You had me in tears.

>>33523485
That you should pick Rowlet or go die in a fucking fire you disgusting trannybara

>>33523653
LMFAO, that's harsh...

>>33523485
bUh ItS mAiN ChArAcTeRs aNoN DoN't u SeE TrAiLeRz ?!!?!

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>>33523667
Don't reply to the falesflagger.

>>33523677
I know, Anon.

>>33523485
>1. The protagonists have new clothes!
>More colorful!!
>Their new outfits are easier to move around in. Their Z bracelets are the focus!

>2. Your starters are these three!!
>You get one of these three when you start your journey. Which will you pick?

>3. Introducing the new Z Power Ring!!

from here it gets cut off. also part about the pokemon was garbled so i just assumed

>>33523816
I hope you're joking, because if true, that shit is literally worse than fucking nothing.

>>33523485
It says, "You posted this instead of the images of us actually telling you the name of the Necrozma Formes, retard.".

"Hello my name is Groudon and this is 100% nothing."

>>33523829
i mean idk what you expected. it wasn't the center spread for a reason.

at least there's the direct in a couple days, r-right?

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>>33523857
BASED

>>33523485
>The starters and the protagonist share a secret!

Hmmmmmmm

>>33523945
Isn't that from SM itself?

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>>33523485
That the protagonist and starters are retarded.

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>>33523816
>1. The protagonists have new clothes!
>More colorful!!
>Their new outfits are easier to move around in. Their Z bracelets are the focus!

This is somehow news.