What's the least painful way to get to the Pokéverse?

Suicide leads to an unaware reincarnation. Just love your life until you reach its end.

>>33518943
Pokemon go

>>33518943
drugs

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>>33519001
This. Just keep living until you reach your natural expiration date, then you'll succeed in getting where you want to be.

>>33518943
1- Work on trying to travel to another universe where the natural laws of that universe would allow for Pokemon to naturally exist (Or hope for a random cosmological event that transports you to the Pokemon world)
2- Develop VR and AI so advanced that you would be able to realistically simulate the Pokemon world
3- Master lucid dreaming and make arrangements for yourself to be put into a coma and be taken care of while in the coma

>>33519030
To die at the end is the ultimate test according to the buhda.

>>33519605
Quantum tunneling

>>33518943
You'll die one day no matter what. Might as well see what happens in this life until then.

>>33518943
Lucid dreaming

>>33521852
this

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>>33521852
>>33522086
My niggas. Suicide is not only needlessly painful, but also a lazy, needlessly permanent escape.

>>33518943
Find a genie in a magic lamp, and wish that Pokemon were real, or that you were transported to the Pokeverse.