This cupcake can beat your dragon. How does that make you feel /vp/?

>>33517247
>What Dragon?

my cupcake and algae are on the same team anyways

>>33517247
it make me so mad
immunity is too much...

>>33517247
>Diagla used Metal Claw!
git gud verlis

A level 1 Aron can sweep entire teams, but that doesn't mean it can pull it off consistently or as well as other Pokemon.

Nothing is guaranteed to beat anything anymore, thanks to Z-moves.

>X used Corkscrew Crash!

Go! Garchomp!
>Garchomp used Swords Dance! Garchomp's attack rose sharply!
>Slurpuff used Play Rough!
252 Atk Slurpuff Play Rough vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Garchomp: 222-264 (62 - 73.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Garchomp's attack fell!
>Garchomp used Iron Head!
+1 252 Atk Life Orb Garchomp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Slurpuff: 382-452 (125.6 - 148.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Slurpuff fainted!

>>33517319
Go! Garchomp!
>Garchomp used Swords Dance! Garchomp's attack rose sharply!
>Slurpuff used Belly Drum! Slurpuff cut it's HP to maximize it's attack!
>Garchomp used Iron Head!
+2 252 Atk Life Orb Garchomp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Slurpuff: 512-603 (168.4 - 198.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Nice.

>>33517281
>weakness policy activated
>slurpuffs unburden!

>>33517296
>Garchomp used Swords Dance!
>Slurpuff used Belly Drum!
Nice try

>>33517296
>>33517337
>>33517343
Oh shoot I forgot about Unburden.
>Slurpuff used Play Rough!
>Garchomp held on with it's Focus Sash!
>Garchomp used Iron Head!
+2 252 Atk Garchomp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Slurpuff: 394-464 (129.6 - 152.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>33517336
How is Garchomp going to outspeed Slurpuff after the Unburden boost?

>>33517352
gg

>>33517357
>>33517352

>>33517357
Stop trying to prove your gimmick shitmon is good. "How will he outspeed?" He won't, he'll focus sash.

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>>33517247
>implying dragon typing is scary

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>>33517352
> Garchomp is buffeted by Hail!

>>33517352
>has literally anyone ever put sash on chomp?

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>>33517247

>>33517352
>unironically running sash chomp
In that case, Babiri Berry Slurpuff

Checkmate

>>33517247
I want it to beat me

>>33517352
>Dialga used Transform!
>Dialga transformed into Garchomp!

>>33517247
Is this 2013? Do people still make jokes about "lmao XDDDD my fairee is B0SS!!! lmao rip daargons!"

>Still using Fighting, Dark and Dragon types that can't cover their fairy weakness after gen 6.
As i said, go with Hydreigon, Pangoro, Scrafty and Kommo-o in OU and watch as you get Moonblast spammed to oblivion.

>>33517377
What hail?

>>33517380
I do.

>>33517387
In which case Garchomp would still KO Slurpuff since it would only be at 50%.

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>>33517247
Na. My dragon is going to headbutt this fat nigger once or twice. His girly ass will probably flinch if he survives the first.

>>33517380
Plenty do. How new are you?

>>33517387
+2 252 Atk Garchomp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Babiri Berry Slurpuff: 197-232 (64.8 - 76.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

But you used belly drum and you have 50% left and you don't outspeed garchomp.

>>33517417
>that abdomen

Oh daddy

why do people get so entirely assblasted over fairy?

Fighting bros and dark bros seem fine, and at least they have an excuse to do so.

Dragonfags, you must admit that Dragon's rampaged over the meta from Gen 3 to Gen 6.

>>33517430
>we will never sweep teams using 2 steel 4 drag again
Why even pokeman?

>>33517430
and that's the way it should have stayed
that's how pokemon should be

>people running 0 HP Slurpuff
Man you guys suck

>>33517427
>implying it's not 252/252 Hp def

>>33517430
>Fighting bros and dark bros seem fine
Scrafty fans have already an hero'd themselves, that's why you haven't heard from them

>>33517430
Dark was fucked over hard.

The biggest issue with Fairy is that's it's balanced like ass
>Resists almost all of the former best types and as such centralizes the meta around itself
>Can easily fuck over Steel, the one actual counter to it with HP Fire, or the common Focus Blast. It's also commonly paired with something that resists Steel (Water, Steel, Electric) putting it in a very good situation.
>Almost nothing resists it, making it more than capable offensively. Why it doesn't resist itself is beyond me.

>>33517490
Bug and Psychic resisting it would be neat.

That and it only resisting Dragon too

Bug and Fairy resisting each is fine I think.

>>33517532
I think it needs to be immune to Dragon if only because otherwise Outrage is ridiculously good.

Bug should be SE as well, considering how much of an ass type it is. It also makes a lot of sense, considering.

>>33517430
It's because they did this after so many years. It's not like Dark and Steel which came in the next gen. After 5 gens you don't fucking come with a retarded type only to nerf my total bros which are considered "broken" while at the same time they giving broken ass megas to already popular and broken pokemon.
I liked Pangoro's design and it could have been my favorite Fighting/Dark but but the 4x Fairy tacked on the type matchup makes me vomit in an instant knowing that it's basically demolished by every Moonblast/Play Rough which were introduced in the gen it was supposed to make it's debut, just image how good could it be in gen 5. But no, back to being a RU shitmon. Just thinking to this makes me turn 180 degrees and forget everything about it. Fuck this stupid type.

>>33517438
>>33517439
>REEEE MY TYPE SHOULD BE THE BEST AGAIN

thats what I thought. fags.

>reminder that fairy will ALWAYS be SE on dragon
>reminder that fairy will ALWAYS be immune to dragon

and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>33517546
>I can only have favorites if they lack 4x weaknesses
>Introducing new types REEEEEE
>its retarded because I don't like it

>>33517457
>+2 252 Atk Garchomp Iron Head vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Babiri Berry Slurpuff: 138-163 (37.6 - 44.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>Puff used Play rough!
>Garchomp's Focash sash activated!
>Slurpuff was hurt by Garchomp's Rough skin!
>Slurpuff fainted!

That is Garchomp doesn't just earthquake for some strange reason.

>>33517417
>Choice Scarfer
>Sweeper
The only scarfers that could somewhat attempt a sweep are scarfers with Moxie or it's equivalents.

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>>33517490
Poisons are now somewhat useful. Water and Electric are also pretty overpowered defensively. Dark and Ice still are trash.
>>33517439
Nah, it's gone good.
>>33517408
>>33517421
Lol why Swords Dance instead of Iron head after the Belly Drum so you can actually have a chance to beat it instead of using the Focus Sash meme

Dragons are SUPPOSED to be the best pokemon Just like Bugs are supposed to be the worst. Fairy type ruined pokemon.

>>33517542
Nah, you just need an Outrage nerf. Dragon isn't some crazy type, it's just got good neutral coverage. The problem is that Gamefreak doesn't realize this as well as the fact that most problematic dragons are 600 BST monsters with great stat distribution. Plus, there was already a dragon killer type in the game that Gamefreak completely ignored.

>>33517595
Poison should be immune to Fairy and maybe we'd get something going.

>>33517597
in your retarded headcanon maybe

>volcarona, scizor, heracross+pinsir and their megas, scolipede, mega beedrill, genesect, etc

>flygon, druddigon, drampa, turtonator, guzzlord, noivern

take a nap faggot

>>33517569
>I can only have favorites if they lack 4x weaknesses
it's a newly introduced type which renders your
previous and glorious 2 Fighting and Flying weaknesses useless. And second, my all time favorite has a double weakness, but not to Gamefreak's idiotic idea which came 1 gen ago. That's the point.
>Introducing new types REEEEEE
As i said. Everyone got used to the 17 types. You don't come with a new type used to nerf X types which had it's fans grow up in 4 gens and expect that EVERYONE will simply agree with this.
>its retarded because I don't like it
It's retarded because it's poorly defined, broken and constantly shoved down your ass.

>>33517616
desu they only started to pay attention to bug on gen V onwards, but we only had like 4 dragons before Gen V (not counting legendaries), and 3 of them were pseudos...

>>33517633
it's a newly introduced type which renders your
previous and glorious 2 Fighting and Flying weaknesses useless. And second, my all time favorite has a double weakness, but not to Gamefreak's idiotic idea which came 1 gen ago. That's the point.

It being newly introduced is just about irrelevant as fuck, gay boy, they can do what they want with their franchise.

>As i said. Everyone got used to the 17 types. You don't come with a new type used to nerf X types which had it's fans grow up in 4 gens and expect that EVERYONE will simply agree with this.
The exact same argument could be made for Genwunning fags. Your entire argument is based out of gay nostalgia.

>poorly defined

Seems like a pretty constant/consistent theme of either cute shit or nature spirits.

>broken
Only as much as water and steel are.

>shoved down your ass
It was just made a generation ago, faggot.

>>33517634
so yeah, like I said, in your retarded headcanon that doesn't include the gens you don't want included.

F A G G O T
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>>33517550
Thanks Sherlock for your stunning insight and quality posts without you this board would be in shambles because the users wouldn't even know if the sun rose in the morning.

>>33517686
What did i expect?

>>33517686
Bro I'm actually agreeing with you about how it was after gen V they finally decided to balance the types instead of keeping Dragons as overused pieces of shit and give Bug Pokemon more respect.

>>33517686
maybe learn to communicate like a normal human being and people will start taking you seriously