Animals that need to be made into Pokémon. Pic related, these

>>33501356
What is that thing? And does it live in humans too?

>>33501356
the faq is this shit

>>33501356
Why is microscopic life so disgusting?

>>33501369
>>33501375
Pretty sure it is supposed to be a Scabies mite, and yes.

>>33501356
what in the living fuck

Tardigrades have become a meme in the West, but I don't think the tardigrade craze has spread to Japan. It would be a fun concept: a Pokemon that is smaller than a Caterpie with the strength of a pseudolegendary.

>>33501465
I think the perfect tardigrade interpretation would be achieved by an ice/steel shuckle-like mon with 1 HP and sturdy. Dies to rocks, spikes, leech seed, burn and curse, but forget about killing it any other way.

Literal Vampire Squids. These two (apparently) unrelated concepts would make a nice two stage family.

Dark/Fairy
Access to Draining Kiss, Leech Life, Night Slash, Moonlight etc.

>>33501369
>And does it live in humans too?
>too
It lives in humans only.

Every fucking hobo you've even seen has them.

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>>33501596
ayy picture didn't attach

>>33501356
I am suddenly itchy all over

>>33501356
A literal housefly pokemon.
Also a literal mosquito.
Also also a literal cockroach.

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>>33501356
>If we were huge everything around us that doesn't get stomped would get eaten alive by our horrible skin mites
It's just like that terrible movie cloverfield.

>>33501596

Inkay / Malamar should have been this. Malamar kind of has the "vampire count" look with the collar and everything, but it doesn't go far enough.

>>33501683
>literally my mom's insects

>>33502471
Aren't they reaper cuttlefish?

>>33502569
they're squid

>>33501683
I mean we have Buzzwole and Pheremosa, unless you want something more "normal" for a mosquito and cockroach.

>>33501607
I really like this.

>>33501356
I don't know but as soon as I saw that I started itching.

>>33501607
Not waifu enough

>>33502471
Malamar is a mind fflayer/illithid.

>>33501356
I fucking hate those things, and what's worse is that doctors will only guess if what you have is either scabies, fleas, or bedbugs. Luckily, I finally went to a fucking dermatologist after many of these guessing games from doctors and it was just eczema.

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>>33501356

Dear god plz no...

>>33501447
You haven't known hell until you've had scabies. You know those horror stories where the people will do anything to "fix" something? And then they grab a knife and end up skinning themselves or some other junji ito shit? That's scabies.
My and my friend both had scabies at the same time, and we both still jump and put space between each other if one says they've been scratching. We both laugh and look sheepish, but we're both fully aware we'd toss the other out on the street if there was a chance.

>>33501494
Grass/steel is better, and with an orb that paralyzes you, it would only die to rocks and spikes. Curse is rare enough that it wouldn't be a problem.

>>33501356
mite b cool