How to lose respect in only 5 words

>Hello, my name is OP

I post on /vp/ daily

>>33501168
I post shit on /vp/

>>33501168
I watch the Pokémon anime.

>>33501168
>wanna see my lucario tattoo?

>>33501168
>"I fap to Pokémon porn."

>>33501182
op said lose respect not gain it.

>>33501168
I'm hyped for Ultra SUMO!

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>>33501194
>this is what furries actually believe

>>33501182
Fapping to Pokemon is autistic

I actually like pokemon sumo

>>33501206
>he's king of the hillfag

>Incineroar is a good pokemon

>>33501168
I take part in starterwars.

Chesnaught is the best starter

shit/poo is pokemon's sonic06

>>33501221
yep that would do it

>>33501168
I know Gooodra is female.

I only use male pokemon.

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>>33501168
>Kris is not best girl.

>>33501256
I only use female pokemon

>>33501264
respect

>>33501264
Here anon, let me fix that for you, since this a thread on how to lose respect in 5 words:
>kris is the best girl

>>33501256
that's gay
>>33501266
that's not gay

>>33501168
>my favorite type is fairy

>>33501168
>male goodras do no exists

>I really like the eeveelutions

>>33501168
I really love Library chan!

>>33501390
creep

I don't fuck my pokemon

Sun and Moon were great.

Samurott is a good design.

>>33501168
OP is not a faggot

Pokedex entries are all canon

>>33501168
"I like reddit very much"

>>33501168
>My favorite type is Dragon
Or
>HGSS are the best games
Or
>New Pokemon looks like Digimon
Or
>Lugia is better than Ho-oh
Or
>[Eeveelution/Starter] is my favorite Pokemon
Or
>ORAS were the best remakes
Or
>I like Giratina's battle theme
Or
>Typhlosion's the best fire starter

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I like to post frogs

>>33501534
I completely agree with this list.

>>33501638
you have my respect

>>33501534
Alright you got me.

>>33501641
>replying to yourself

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>>33501665
>I can't accept different opinions.
You lost my respect senpai.

I read Stephen King books

>>33501682
nice html edit

>>33501168
>Your mom will die in

>>33501217
>Decidueye is a good pokemon
Two can play at this game you delusional Owlcuck

>>33501168
Incineroar with Intimidate and U-Turn

Gen 5 is the best

>>33501739
>everyone who shits on Incinishit is an owlfag
God damn, you kids on both sides are retarded.

>>33501830
I know you're aiming for that sweet sweet "I'm un-invested in this disagreement" high, but you're the one who baited out the starterwars in the first place. If you really don't care about it, keep your mouth shut instead of derailing this thread and others with ye grand old owl vs tiger debate.

Gen 4 is the best

It hurt itself in confusion!

Gen 2 is the best

>>33501168
I suck dicks for free

>>33501534
This

>>33501534
>>33501534
>>33502036

>I am a raging contrarian

Said or implied works desu

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Played one, played them all.

I still believe in amourshipping

I haven't completed my Pokedex.

XY anime is the best

>>33502086
Are you at least planning to complete your Pokedex?

>>33502101
No, anon, and I wont.

>>33501641
Op said five words anon

>>33502142
Which is why I made sure my post had more than 5 words.

>>33502086
I doubt even the people who say they've completed the pokedex actually did it. to make your pokedex complete you need to have all forms available which means having the shinies available to see, all the forms of pokemon like silvally available, all megas, etc

>>33501284
wow you did it

>>33502086
>>33502114
MOOOOOOODS

>>33501168
I fight Pokemon by hand.

>>33502114
MOOOODS

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>>33501168
I won't catch them all.

>>33501862
OP said 5 words

>>33502186
MOOOOOOOODDDDS

My favourite pokemon is Incineroar

>I'll never catch em all
Is a joke mods bls no ban

>>33502515
don't worry, the mods are all newfags now and they also don't even visit the boards
they no longer ban for this

>>33502168
t. gay

>>33501534
>HGSS are the best games

ok anon what are the best games in your opinion then? shit level curve aside they were at least very good, much better than SM or XY

I'm interested in trying dudes

>>33502166
then how come I can get the certificate if I don't have all the forms and other gay shit? checkmate atheists

>>33501168
>Gen 1 is pretty boring

>>33502548
you get that when you "complete" the dex, but that isn't really a completed dex

>>33501168
I unironically like Ash-Greninja

>>33501168
I don't have one with 5, but one with 4:
Welcome back, wolf pack

>>33501168
I watch my little pony

>>33501168
I like traps, I'm straight

>>33501168
>I play for the Waifus
or
>The game needs more cutscenes!
or
>This X-fangame story is cool!

>"Welcome back Wolfpack, Verlis here!"

I SPEND TIME ON MAKING MY THREAD WHILE THIS SHIT THREAD GETS FUCKING REPLIES

>>33502928
What's your thread anon? I'll post in it.

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>>33501638
Me too senpai thumbs up

>>33502944
too late, it died

>>33502985
Should've made a better thread then.

>>33501862
Are you illiterate or have you just not learned what reading comprehension is?

>>33503158
but that's right you homosexual

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>>33501638
I like to post frens

i like steaks well done

Pokken is a good game

Blast Burn is super effective

>>33503044
Have you? I understand that you're not a starter fan, and that you're trying to act all high-and-mighty because you're outside of the debate, but you're still the one poking the bear, so either admit that you're trying to stir the pot, or actually opt out of the discussion by not posting about it.

>>33503453
I like steaks with ketchup

>>33503586
This is the worst one.

>>33501168
Platinum was way too difficult

I like pineapples on pizza

>>33502868
So basically no guy has your respect then? Because it's mostly and heavily guys who like traps. Dicks = sexy in guys minds, doesn't matter if it's their own or not.

>>33502868
Library-chan?

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>>33504781

I miss Bui and Kyo.

"Generation two is the best"

>>33502535
I'd put Platinum and BW2 over them. HGSS are good games, and some of the better ones in the franchise, but they're absurdly overrated, especially on /vp/.

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>>33503502
>discussion
Do you not understand what thread you're in retard?

Hello, I like pokémon.

>>33501168
this post is off topic.

>>33505406
>makes a post attempting to bait starterwars
>gets a response from a starterwar participant
>Oooooh wow you're a starterwar person wow how lame
>doesn't acknowledge that baiting it is worse.

Fuck you, meathead.

I only ever play stall.

I don't crossdress, that's gross

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>>33501168
But that's eight words, OP.

Got to catch them all

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Tamashii is really Library chan

>>33505661
or maybe your post got deleted because it has utterly fucking nothing to do with pokemon
also wow talk about grasping your straws lmfao

>>33505801
Then why was the thread up for a while, until that anon suddenly made that post, then it's insta-deleted? And people always talk about Pokétubers on here, and those never get deleted.

i wont catch them all

>>33505819
Because it got reported, and the mods are, for some reason, really active and responsive to reports right now.

>>33505827
Who do you think reported it, then? Who else would care enough to report it other than the person it's about?

>>33505839
It was likely reported because it was off-topic and had nothing to do with Pokemon.

My favorite franchise is Pokemon

>>33501534
Agree with all except
>>I like Giratina's battle theme
die

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Boomburst on Progon-Z is BALANCED

>>33506346
nevermind i'm an idiot, carry on
that's what i get for staying up late

>>33505661
Can you guys like, keep her away from /v/. We don't need her shit their too.

>>33503420
this is such a heartwarming picture
thankyou

>>33501168
>What would their team be?

>>33501168
My team is all Legendaries!

>>33501194
>implying some fag in tf2 with an all-class unusual and bright-painted cosmetics with a pokemon furry username isn't really gay

I care about /vp/'s opinions

>Smogon is a good site
>Smogon is a bad site
>Showdown is a good site
>Showdown is a bad site