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Meanwhile, on Mars /vp/...
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ah fuck i cant breathe
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>>33497148
Sydonia remake when? I want to revisit Route 219 in glorious 720p HD.
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>>33497152
Kek. End of thread.
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>>33497148
literally what would be different?
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>364th rotation
>Still no Earth type Pokémon
Greenfreak has no excuse for this. I am getting my laser pistol.
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>>33497148
Hey guys, I can't decide which version to get. Should I get Pokemon Red, or Pokemon Ruby?
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>be me
>playing pokemon in my underground house
>suddenly friends come along
>they ask if I would like to join them in a fun invasion to planet earth to fuck these two legged freaks up
>sure thing bros
>go to earth with bros
>fuck earthlings up with lasers and shit
>we're all laughing and having a fun time
>look over to my bro to hi five
>what the fuck
>bro's all looking weird and shit
>not just him
>most of my bros has been looking crazy and stuff
>fuck
>it's alien bacteria and shit
>escape with some other survivors as my bros all die on earth
>depressed
>go back to my underground house and play pokemon again
Anyway, how has /vp/'s day been?
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>>33497171
Ruby has Obeliqus, so Ruby it is.
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Garchomp use Marsquake!
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>>33497221
>didn't wear protective suits to earth
Come on, even the earthlings know this shit, you dumbasses.
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nigga im fucking ded
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>>33497221
When were you born? 30 years ago?
Jesus christ anon, you know you need to be past 50 to post here.
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>>33497148
brb, gonna drop some Can-D and get in the shower with my Perky Pikachu
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A bunch of plutonians just bullied me because I said that I like Greninja.
Why do nobody but me like Greninja? What's earthling opinion on Greninja? I just want to find SOMEONE else who likes Greninja as much as I do.
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Dude, lets find Marshadow and save the world!
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I'm still fucking mad that they made this ayyliebait piece of shit Pokemon. We need more humanoids like Machamp.
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>>33497286
I want to cum on her cute little ogularz!
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>>33497286
>We need more humanoids like Machamp
I hope you get acute viral nasopharyngitis
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>>33497300
I hope you degenerates gets dragged out and publicly executed by disintegration gun wielding guardsmen.
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>4,543,189,723rd sol system cycle
>still no Phobos counterpart for Deimala
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>>33497221
So you're back on Mars now?!
Dude, you just brought that filthy Earth-shit to Mars. Why the fuck didn't you hit the decontamination chambers?
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>Mandorus-T still legal
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>>33497413
>caring about what Nebulak thinks
Think for yourself.
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>>33497300
dude this is a 450–495 nm board board
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>>33497318
>revealing yourself as a ceph
All cephs should stay in their war machines.
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I'm gambling that everyone on this board is in the Scouter caste. You losers are only good for preliminary extraplanetary raids and xenospecies extraction.
Please tell me that there are Venusians on this board, or at least something with a cloaca.
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>>33497519
would being stuck on europa count as having a cloaca?
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>>33497456
t. martian who seeks to contaminate our pure genepool with xeno filth
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Simisear has recently been voted number one favorite by neptunians in a neptunian poll.
Discuss.
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Don't worry everyone. I'll use my telepathic power to get some leaAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!
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>>33497891
I knew Neptunians had shitty taste, but not this shitty. What the fuck?
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>>33497736
*shrugs* Beggers can't be choosers, I guess.
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I hate glorpocat!
Fucking glorpofags!
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>still no Tharsis region
>tfw you'll never climb the northern quarter of Olympus Mons
>tfw you'll never walk along the Valles Marineris
Yet the fucking Acidalia Planitia fags get their game when its just fucking plains of nothing and a few craters.
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This one doesn't even make sense.
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>>33497426
BNULAK BANS SWAGGE
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JOHJ
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[Eldritch noise signifying affection to the newer generations]
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>opponent uses Sandstorm
>50 turns later, I think "good it will finally stop"
>"the sandstorm rages"
>mfw it was holding a smooth rock
When are they going to nerf this shit?
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>>33497152
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i like hoenn because of all the water
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>>33497221
Holy shit dude, you're fucked. The best friend of my cousin, who is a virus, went for one of those invasions as well but he came upon contact of that filthy shit only humans were capable of, then he mutated and now he's Earth's public enemy number one. Pic related.
You better get ready for the worst, anon.
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>>33499693
>liking water
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>>33498848
[tentacle and eye stalk motions signalling a query to what era are you from]
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